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User avatar #155 - chezburgadominator (12/12/2012) [-]
>Be 17 at some guys party
>Good dj, sweet strobe lights, other cool stuff, hot chicks
>Strike up a conversation with 8/10 girl
>Bunch of shady nigs and 15 year olds pop up
>Some guy shuts off music, yells "EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET OUT! THE PART IS OVER!"
>Shrug it off, must have had too much to drink
>Same guy tears off his shirt, this time he yells "IT'S TIME TO GET THE **** OUT!"
>Bunch of the nigs start gettin' ready to kick his ass
>Don't mind too much, hot chick making out with me
>8/10 girl suggests we go back to her place after the party is over
>Super happy, gunna get da pussy
>Guy starts lookin' real pissy, decides to strip naked
>8/10 girl pushes me off of her, yells "OMG WHAT THE **** !?"
>Naked guy starts yelling "MY DICK IS OUT! GET THE **** OUT!"
>I suggest we go back to her place
>Naked guy charges at everyone, yells "DICK'S Out! **** OUT! DICK'S OUT! **** OUT!"
>dick gets in arms length of 8/10 girl
>"Derp, I don't think we can go back to my place, enough dicks for one night"
#160 to #155 - ragged (12/12/2012) [-]
> Be guy on internet
> Read le me-me arrow story
> Guy claims he's gonna get da pussy
>Instantly know it's a horrible story
>Fight a dragon
> MFW when when
User avatar #169 to #160 - goonmcnasty (12/13/2012) [-]
I am literally cracking up at "read le me-me arrow story"
#161 to #160 - chezburgadominator (12/12/2012) [-]
I don't know why I tried, I thought it'd be a funny story, but ofc it isn't a story about me.
#162 to #161 - ragged (12/12/2012) [-]
At least you tried.
#166 to #162 - chezburgadominator (12/13/2012) [-]
This is the exact reason i'm scared to make OC.   
And, I can't draw.
This is the exact reason i'm scared to make OC.

And, I can't draw.
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