The War on Terror. Taste the freedom.. File: -( 6 KB, 176x155, TOAS" lgpg) Remy] Can /b/ explain to me how to make toast? 8 posts omitted, Click Reply to view.  toast bread terrorism
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#8 - atlaftw
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(08/09/2012) [-]
well then tell me america, how do you eat one of these?
User avatar #21 to #8 - ManInKilt
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(08/09/2012) [-]
>unwrap
>put in mouth
>choke on toy
>sue for millions and drive company out of business
>retire happily at age 20
#41 to #8 - notevenmad
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(08/09/2012) [-]
They don't sell them at mars..
#26 to #8 - brianhimself
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Suppository
>mfw
User avatar #35 to #8 - IAmManbearpig
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(08/09/2012) [-]
That so-called "candy" item is a damned Communist! We don't eat terrorist foods here in 'Murrika!
User avatar #10 to #8 - heartlessrobot
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(08/09/2012) [-]
>Get in plane
>Go to random country
>Take all their oil
>Shoot down that country's army
>Eat Kinder Surprise
>????
>Profit!!!!!
User avatar #12 to #8 - jesusmcbatmanjones
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(08/09/2012) [-]
>Unwrap
>Shove whole thing into mouth
>Choke on toy
>Blame company
>Start a protest
>Get these banned
>????
>DEMOCRACY!!!!!!
#16 to #12 - anon id: 5450f48e
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(08/09/2012) [-]
they're not banned because someone choked, they're banned because there's a
non-edible product in a chocolate which is against the law in the US.
User avatar #59 to #16 - trololoface
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(08/09/2012) [-]
However, you can get a fine just by owning one of those in the US, just because kids have died from choking on the plastic in the US
#9 - AnonymousDonor
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(08/09/2012) [-]
toasters are ******* magic
User avatar #66 to #9 - toasters
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(08/10/2012) [-]
Really, now?
#44 to #9 - absolyst
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#5 - kapitanokliosov
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#39 - chezzie
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#43 to #39 - anon id: c9d0a34a
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Fire the penis cannon!
User avatar #45 - manymanymangoes
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(08/09/2012) [-]
i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.
#60 to #45 - anon id: f3a36a58
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(08/09/2012) [-]
i read this like "tik tok" by kesha...anyone else?
User avatar #57 to #45 - themainemobster
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(08/09/2012) [-]
YEAH TOAST
#18 - bateking
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(08/09/2012) [-]
"Muricahh
#37 - fluttershyismine
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(08/09/2012) [-]
<gif somehow related
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#46 - rambearclaw
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(08/09/2012) [-]
How I make toast
#64 to #46 - iamphoenix
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Damn it.
#3 - ifaptokittens
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Why is this so funny?
Why is this so funny?
#6 to #3 - lefish
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