The War on Terror. Taste the freedom... toasters are magic toast bread terrorism
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#8 - atlaftw
Reply +23
(08/09/2012) [-]
well then tell me america, how do you eat one of these?
#21 to #8 - ManInKilt
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
>unwrap
>put in mouth
>choke on toy
>sue for millions and drive company out of business
>retire happily at age 20
#41 to #8 - notevenmad
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(08/09/2012) [-]
They don't sell them at mars..
#26 to #8 - brianhimself
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(08/09/2012) [-]
Suppository
>mfw
#35 to #8 - IAmManbearpig
Reply +1
(08/09/2012) [-]
That so-called "candy" item is a damned Communist! We don't eat terrorist foods here in 'Murrika!
#10 to #8 - heartlessrobot
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(08/09/2012) [-]
>Get in plane
>Go to random country
>Take all their oil
>Shoot down that country's army
>Eat Kinder Surprise
>????
>Profit!!!!!
#12 to #8 - jesusmcbatmanjones
Reply +61
(08/09/2012) [-]
>Unwrap
>Shove whole thing into mouth
>Choke on toy
>Blame company
>Start a protest
>Get these banned
>????
>DEMOCRACY!!!!!!
#16 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
they're not banned because someone choked, they're banned because there's a
non-edible product in a chocolate which is against the law in the US.
#59 to #16 - trololoface
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(08/09/2012) [-]
However, you can get a fine just by owning one of those in the US, just because kids have died from choking on the plastic in the US
#9 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE
Reply +31
(08/09/2012) [-]
toasters are ******* magic
#66 to #9 - toasters
Reply +1
(08/10/2012) [-]
Really, now?
#44 to #9 - absolyst
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(08/09/2012) [-]
#5 - kapitanokliosov
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(08/09/2012) [-]
#39 - chezzie
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(08/09/2012) [-]
#43 to #39 - anon
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
Fire the penis cannon!
#45 - manymanymangoes
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(08/09/2012) [-]
i get up in the mornin' bout six AM,
have a little jelly have a little jam,
take a piece of bread put it in the slot,
push down the lever and the wires gets hot,
i get toast.

now there's no secret to toasting perfection,
there's a dial on the side and you make your selection,
push to the dark or the light and then,
if it pops too soon press down again,
make toast.

when the first caveman drove in from the drags,
didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs,
must have been a genius got it in his head,
plug the toaster in the wall,
buy a bag of bread,
make toast.
#60 to #45 - anon
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
i read this like "tik tok" by kesha...anyone else?
#57 to #45 - themainemobster
Reply +4
(08/09/2012) [-]
YEAH TOAST
#18 - bateking
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(08/09/2012) [-]
"Muricahh
#37 - fluttershyismine
Reply +8
(08/09/2012) [-]
<gif somehow related
<gif somehow related
#46 - rambearclaw
Reply +7
(08/09/2012) [-]
How I make toast
#64 to #46 - iamphoenix
Reply 0
(08/09/2012) [-]
Damn it.
#3 - ifaptokittens
Reply +5
(08/09/2012) [-]
Why is this so funny?
Why is this so funny?
#6 to #3 - lefish
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(08/09/2012) [-]
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