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#126 - charliechambers (05/11/2013) [-]
He's livin' the good life.
He's livin' the good life.
#1 - blbrian (05/10/2013) [-]
I guess I'm living the perfect life as well then. Can't say I'm very proud of it
I guess I'm living the perfect life as well then. Can't say I'm very proud of it
User avatar #3 to #1 - infinitereaper (05/10/2013) [-]
Same. Except it won't last long. Only a matter of time before I have to contemplate whether or not to kill myself. It's not even entirely my fault, family matters and whatnot, and good ol fashioned bad luck.
User avatar #4 to #3 - schizoo (05/10/2013) [-]
Okay so first of all im a bit drunk and english is not my first language so excuse the typos and mistakes and what not.
Now mate i do not know you. But killing yourself is never the option. I have had freinds who felt like that was the only way out and i have felt that way sometimes myself. But please do not do it. A guy i new a while back ended up killing himself and it came as a shock to both me and his family. It tore everything apart. Even me who had never really known him that well got really down and misserable. You affect more lives than you think you do as a person. This guy probably dont know what huge impact he had on my life because i never expressed it. Humans have become very sloppy at expressing gratitude and what not yet there are a lot of people who apprecitate you as a person im sure of it. Whatever if its family freinds or people you have known there are always someone who cares for you. You play a lot of games well look at life as a game. Suicide is like a cheat code because you just skip around the difficult parts yet those parts are what makes you who you are and defines you as a person. Dont ever skip those parts because nomatter what happens you are going to be looking back at those horrible moments feeling good at some point thrust me. It may take a while but you are going to be happy. Ofcourse its not gonna happen just like that you have to put effort in to make it good but well my point is please do not kill yourself as i know you will make a lot of people sad. Including me. There are a lot of assholes on funnyjunk but there are also a lot of lost souls. Me personally am probably both. Yet i feel like i have to say something because killing yourself wont help anything. You will only cause pain to those around you who's lives you have affected in some way or another. No one wants to see you kill yourself. I know im not the best with words or the most convincing fella but i felt like i had to try and do what i could after seeing your comment
User avatar #5 to #4 - infinitereaper (05/10/2013) [-]
Thank you for the sentiment. It's not like I want to die or anything. But my soul is old, and this journey is tiring. Yet, there is no place to rest my head or wash my feet. Enemy after enemy appears before me on the precipices of life, each one stronger than the last, battle after battle fight after fight. I merely seek my own glory, and yet I cannot save others, nor can I save myself. I keep believing that one day I'll make it to the promised land, but reality is harsh and the world is cruel. I am good, but this world is not. I cannot cast away my fate nor can I be blamed with the burden.

I'll try my hardest, as always, after all I'm not ready to quit, but everyone has their breaking point. I'm not afraid, I'm not stressed. I am more calm than I have ever been. I spent years in turmoil but I live in peace. I will fight my hardest for life, but I will never fear death.
#16 to #5 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
I really cannot read all that you or schizzo wrote, 'cause frankly I'm too lazy right now.
I was contemplating suicide at one time myself, because everything was going to **** . I didn't see any future. I had a loving girlfriend (we're married now btw) but that made things even worse, because she had insane problems with her mother, and we just had to move her out of there asap. So that put even more pressure on me. I dropped out of the college, because things didn't go the way I imagined, i eventually got back in college and then uni to study psyhology.

Here's what you do in order to carry yourself through those ****** times

1. Realize you're still young - 2. There's a lot of places where you can go in order to get info on how to get your life on track - 3. Realize that the most important things come first, i.e. money first, then you fix your looks. 4. Get a job. Yes you can get a job even if you're no good for nothing. 5. Write a book, for yourself to read, about yourself.
User avatar #11 to #5 - thedrcool (05/11/2013) [-]
that was poetic dude. Maybe try to express yourself artistically? It can be really fufilling
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User avatar #100 to #5 - schizoo (05/11/2013) [-]
I can certainly understand that. Well i have said what i can say so all there is left to do is say stay strong and try to keep your head up. Best of wishes from here
#24 to #4 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read
#75 to #4 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
thank you dude
#86 to #3 - bummerdrummer (05/11/2013) [-]
If youre gonna do it, first, sell all your **** , buy a one way ticket to amsterdamn, buy a bunch of cocaine, alcohol, weed, **** a couple hookers (at the same time?) and go out with a ************* bang
User avatar #47 to #3 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
do you have a house? Do you starve? Are you in constant pain? Do you truly suffer?
Also, think of the ripple effect it will have on others, such as siblings, parents, friends. Talking may help, so if it will stop you, i'll listen
User avatar #49 to #47 - infinitereaper (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm only going to have food and a place to stay for so long, but actually, I am in constant pain and suffering, and it's not even emotional. I've got some serious health issues, but no one knows whats wrong with me. I'm having some tests done, but I'm not expecting much. This body of mine is such a pain--literally. Doesn't make anything easier.

I'm not depressed anymore; shrooms healed me of that for the most part. Now I just feel melancholy, like a normal human being. I'm done worrying, tossing and turning, fearing, and having every day be such an immense struggle. If I'm going to have to struggle more I'll live life as half assed as I can. I'm tired. Tried of trying so hard. That being said I have nothing but hard work to do.

My father is a madman, my mother is a victim. My sibling is just a kid. Not much I can do but rely on myself. Oh well, I'll give it my best shot, but such is life. We don't all get lucky. Those of us who find ourselves on the short end of the stick don't have much of a choice but to suffer.

If only I were normal. I'm not. I'm extremely abnormal. My dream as a kid and developing teenager were to become the greatest human being in human history; a hero, someone who could change the world and make it a better place. Admirable right? I've had nothing but good intentions... and yet, all I know is tragedy, pain, desperation, failure, and disappointment.

I'm not looking for pity. Like I said I'm done driving myself insane. I'm at peace, or maybe that's a lie, I suppose though that I'm more calm that others seem to be. Even during hurricanes, fires, and shocking events I was never once stirred. I try not to care. Truth be told I'm pretty calm. A bomb could go off or a tornado could rip apart the town and I wouldn't care. I stopped being surprised a long time ago.

I didn't mean to start this sort of conversation, but schizoo got sentimental. I appreciate the concern--I really do. It warms my heart knowing there are still people out there who
User avatar #52 to #49 - infinitereaper (05/11/2013) [-]
still give a damn but you know; I'm just one man.

Even if I did die its not like I would have ever been able to achieve the impossible. Unifying mankind, revolutionizing my rotting country, building my own business empire--such things--are far beyond my abilities.

I'm just another powerless, unemployed, not in school, shut in loser. Maybe I really am the king or hero I always thought I was meant to be, but that means nothing in a world that won't even let me breathe.

Like I said I'm not looking for pity. I say things like "i might just kill myself" because I don't really care anymore. I'm tired. I want to live of course, but damn am I tired.

I won't give up yet, maybe the future is bright even. But a man like me doesn't know anything but failure. Success is a stranger and for some reason Lady Luck hath forsaken this sorry soul. I'm not expecting much. In a world where all you have is what you can build with your own hands... what hope do I have? My body is constantly strained by unknown ailments... and things are less than favorable.

Who knows. Who knows.
User avatar #56 to #52 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
to me, life is invaluable, I can't understand your situation, so i won't say i understand or lie. I can see to some degree why you wish to end it. I simply tell you, now i know your story and even if i may not personally know you, i will remember you to my grave. I may not be able to show that i care for you, but please believe me that i really don't wish for you to end it. But if death is more preferable to life, then i'd understand your position.

And if there is an afterlife, i'd love to see you there
User avatar #57 to #56 - infinitereaper (05/11/2013) [-]
I appreciate that. I'll live as much as I can.
I do wonder about the afterlife if there is one... eternity sounds nice, but then again, failure in life might turn me into the demon of all demons. Or maybe, peace. Paradise. Sounds nice. I'm not ready yet though. Not by far.
I appreciate your concern. I'll do my best. In the end, that's all I can do anyway.
User avatar #58 to #57 - xeternalx **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
it's good to hear you'll live. If anything happens that you need to talk about i'd be willing to listen, if you'd find it any help
#98 to #49 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
you're pathetic. I hope darwinism comes into affect soon
User avatar #127 to #98 - infinitereaper (05/11/2013) [-]
Funny because I tend to think the same for people like you, at least I don't deny the reality
#25 to #3 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Just kill yourself. Everyone will forget about you in a matter of months. This hell popular chick at my school killed herself and we all forgot about that bandwagon in a month. And you're some lonely little faggot being a bitch and whining on funnyjunk. No one will miss you bro, don't worry :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - infinitereaper (05/11/2013) [-]
No one knows who I am, and no one knows who you are. None the less we will all fade over time. History repeats, time moves on, the universe itself may reset in the long off future.

I know the value of my own life, but it is my choice. Your words mean nothing to me;because I'm sure such words come from someone who is worth less than trash.

How about you worry about yourself?
#97 to #3 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
you can blame no one but yourself
User avatar #128 to #97 - infinitereaper (05/11/2013) [-]
You aren't trolling hard enough. Besides that's both a stupid and tired argument.
#6 - fordun (05/11/2013) [-]
Honestly this can be pretty fun for a while. At most about 3 months. After that it gets depressing as **** .
#73 to #6 - theincrediblelegs (05/11/2013) [-]
I have been living like this all year, I work 2 short shifts at work a week and fairly rarely practice work I plan to be doing in University later this year, I find out if I'm accepted to Uni in under a month, then this can finally be over and I can move out.
#102 to #73 - fordun (05/11/2013) [-]
Why did my comment get so many thumbs?
#104 to #102 - theincrediblelegs (05/11/2013) [-]
Because many people here can relate to what you said.
User avatar #13 to #6 - PlaystationGuy (05/11/2013) [-]
Took me 2 years
#67 to #13 - fordun (05/11/2013) [-]
**** i have no idea how people get away with this in regards to there parents. I'm in the process of dropping out of school and i am making sure to apply everywhere for jobs, do chores around the house without being asked, waking up on time (Currently ******* that one up as we speak), getting dressed during the day. Just trying to be productive until next college semester rolls around.
#2 - pappathethird (05/10/2013) [-]
mfw i do the exact same thing
mfw i do the exact same thing
#72 - sweetellie (05/11/2013) [-]
I could quite happily live like that. I.. I need more sleep.
I could quite happily live like that. I.. I need more sleep.
User avatar #95 to #72 - betasfuck (05/11/2013) [-]
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK!!!!
User avatar #51 - mrgoodlove (05/11/2013) [-]
One mans crappy life is another mans dream
#7 - posalad (05/11/2013) [-]
Agh was this post supposed to give feels? I am a senior in high school, one week from graduating with 			******		 grades because I took AP classes and was in an engineering magnet , and i have no prospects at all. I haven't been able to apply to any colleges because I don't have personal money and my parents won't even give me the money to apply somewhere; on top of that most college deadlines for applications and scholarships are long gone, so there's 0 chance I can afford it. I have a bad dream job that is hard to get educated and get in to because everyone scoffs and tells you its never going to go anywhere ( game design) but i've been reading on it for years and it is the only thing I want to do. I can't get a job because my parents can't be assed to teach me how to drive ( I have been begging for three years, I even have a car, just they can't take the time out of their lives to teach me), and even if I did it would difficult to get one for me, as I have high social anxiety issues and basically every entry or minimum wage job requires social skills.  They constantly remind me they want to kick me out ( since I was 15), yet they give me no resources to be an independent person. I have no really good friends; I've gotten ignored all of my high school career because I am overweight and unattractive and awkward, and the people that don't ignore me don't consider me close, and speak to me to get their work done or to make fun of me . I didn't go to prom, a senior picnic , graduation practice or to the actual graduation ceremony because I would be all  alone and I dislike the feeling that I am in others way or bothering them just by being there.  I can't even afford to off myself . Can't buy a gun, or a helium tank, I wouldn't want to waste my family's pills, and i'm too squeamish to cut my wrists, drown myself  or hang myself. Any advice? Anyone know a cheap,nonpainful way to exit? Sorry for long comment, just i've never told anyone before all of it.
Agh was this post supposed to give feels? I am a senior in high school, one week from graduating with ****** grades because I took AP classes and was in an engineering magnet , and i have no prospects at all. I haven't been able to apply to any colleges because I don't have personal money and my parents won't even give me the money to apply somewhere; on top of that most college deadlines for applications and scholarships are long gone, so there's 0 chance I can afford it. I have a bad dream job that is hard to get educated and get in to because everyone scoffs and tells you its never going to go anywhere ( game design) but i've been reading on it for years and it is the only thing I want to do. I can't get a job because my parents can't be assed to teach me how to drive ( I have been begging for three years, I even have a car, just they can't take the time out of their lives to teach me), and even if I did it would difficult to get one for me, as I have high social anxiety issues and basically every entry or minimum wage job requires social skills. They constantly remind me they want to kick me out ( since I was 15), yet they give me no resources to be an independent person. I have no really good friends; I've gotten ignored all of my high school career because I am overweight and unattractive and awkward, and the people that don't ignore me don't consider me close, and speak to me to get their work done or to make fun of me . I didn't go to prom, a senior picnic , graduation practice or to the actual graduation ceremony because I would be all alone and I dislike the feeling that I am in others way or bothering them just by being there. I can't even afford to off myself . Can't buy a gun, or a helium tank, I wouldn't want to waste my family's pills, and i'm too squeamish to cut my wrists, drown myself or hang myself. Any advice? Anyone know a cheap,nonpainful way to exit? Sorry for long comment, just i've never told anyone before all of it.
User avatar #30 to #7 - mrdrpage (05/11/2013) [-]
Apply at McDonald's. They ALWAYS hire. Do your best or they will replace you. Just get some work experience under your belt. Work the summer there and then apply to somewhere a bit more secure.

Exercise to build confidence.

Get money, pay for college (may have to get loans but whatever) because community college degree is a degree.

Get a career going.
Get bitches.
Die.
Least painful suicide I can think of. Just actually dying of old age.

Seriously though. Follow those steps and just live a decent life. A community college will accept you. You want a career. Not a job. A job is for kids which is what you are. Do that now, get a career later.
#69 to #7 - klotrock (05/11/2013) [-]
1. Workout
2. Get laid.
3. ??????
4. profit

But seriously you don't have it anywhere near the worst. I have Crohn's disease and have had chronic anal fissures and hemorrhoids for over a year which makes my anal tract painful and bleeding every ******* day. Just because of this condition I have had to take a year off high school and had to stick to a horrible diet. You don't have it that bad so suck it up. There are plenty of careers you can get going without a college education so I recommend you look it up. Good luck to you.
#12 to #7 - ciarancrashy ONLINE (05/11/2013) [-]
Don't be a coward. If you take the easy way out, people will dislike you even more. It's a very selfish thing to do to your parents and friends.

Here's what do... start doing some exercise. If you keep it up, you'll feel better about yourself and less awkward around others as your confidence increases.
Use this to your advantage and get a job. It might be at Mc'Donalds but hey its a job. If your parents won't teach you to drive, I'm fairly sure someone will if you pay them to teach you using the money from your new job. Keep going and live your dream. Don't worry about friends. If you pursue the things you like, you'll encounter people with similar interests and you can become great friends.

Also lastly I myself am a programmer but I'm thinking of branching into game design and working on the physics side of things. What part of game design were you looking into. Animation? Environment? Sound? HUD? etc.
User avatar #17 to #12 - posalad (05/11/2013) [-]
I really like the creative side of game design, as I tried to learn programming in a AP computer science course, but java was so confusing and such a pain that I don't think I could ever code for a living, but I know learning some or a basic understanding is still crucial to any part of the game industry. ( of course, game coding is usually different languages other than java, so I might like it better if I tried that). I really love the creative and design decisions, level designing and writing ( although I know for most companies the writing itself is most of the time a temporary and kind of hard to get job). I am fascinated with character development and new approaches to game mechanics. Even though I have the creative preference, as the definition of a game designer really varies from company to company, I would just be happy to be any part of it.
#123 to #17 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Then be a writer!
User avatar #85 to #17 - fuhardnamesucks (05/11/2013) [-]
nothing will happen if you just wait for it... you need to do something. I learned java when i was 17 years old. i dont even want a job at game design or something.
I played Wow for a long time, now i see how much this destroied in my life. Video games are great, but you need to stop playing so much. Life is so awesome, you need to go out and learn about life, but first of all loose weight, that changes soooo much. sry bad english im german :x
#90 to #7 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
youtube . com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
User avatar #60 to #7 - Aerodamus (05/11/2013) [-]
Have you considered joining the military?
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#111 to #7 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Jasper?
User avatar #9 to #7 - youarenotspecial (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm 19 with no drivers license for the same reason. My mom expected me to take 3 lessons and be good but it does not work that way. It's really awkward explaining it to people.

I don't have any friends and hardly know anyone (a lot of this is because I was isolated a majority of my life but I won't go into that). I still have social anxiety, but it was way worse a year or even a few months ago. Still,definitely look for work. Fake it in the interviews the best you can, and talking to people will help you be much less awkward. You don't have to be a social butterfly to get a job. Until then get used to talking to people. Even if you're afraid it will end up awkward.
User avatar #14 to #9 - posalad (05/11/2013) [-]
>Oh, someone replied to my comment about being suicidal
>youarenotspecial
> .-.

no but seriously thank you for responding . My social anxiety is so high that I have difficulty breathing, shake profusely and get rashes on my neck when I am nervous or uncomfortable when speaking ( presentations in school have been lovely, I can't hold a paper when presenting because the paper makes too much noise because I shake so hard) so I don't really know how to fake it. But I will try this summer. I just don't know how good it will be to walk or ride a bike to it until I can afford a driving teacher.
User avatar #15 to #14 - youarenotspecial (05/11/2013) [-]
ha, sorry. xD

Hey, I know the feeling. I went to San Francisco last year and I just started crying because I felt like I could never fit in with all these people. They probably thought I was some crazy chick whose boyfriend broke up with her or something. :'D I also used to get panic attacks simply for being in public. Just emulate people you admire, take baby steps, and forgive yourself.

I know a few people who have to walk/ride bikes/take the bus to work, so it's definitely do able.
User avatar #22 to #14 - Dairycow (05/11/2013) [-]
Can't you join the military and have them pay for your college bro
#20 to #7 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Now that school is over things will be different. Most adults dont have time to deal with the same ******** as before. So things will get easier, but you have to give it time and be patient, even if it sucks right, it will get a lot better. At least you know what to do, right? Figure out how to get there is your next step, and it is by all means doable.
User avatar #36 to #7 - bowiespoon (05/11/2013) [-]
Everyone saying it gets better is right, but you need some examples. I spent three years of my life with a skin disorder. It avoided my face thankfully, but I still felt like a freak and was occasionally treated like one. I turned bitter and avoided any kind of social situation other than my school, work, and my hobby. People stared, asked what was wrong with me, and said I looked gross. I tried everything but nothing had any quick effects. Perseverance and skin treatments paid off though, and now my skin looks normal after three years of just wanting normalcy. No more stares, no more uncomfortable questions, just normal life. It ******* gets better.
#31 to #7 - powellrebecca (05/11/2013) [-]
just keep your head up man. take deep breaths, practice talking to people, go on chatroulette, because if you become uncomfortable, youre in complete control. just a suggestion. but suicide isnt the answer.
just keep your head up man. take deep breaths, practice talking to people, go on chatroulette, because if you become uncomfortable, youre in complete control. just a suggestion. but suicide isnt the answer.
#41 to #7 - oceanfrank (05/11/2013) [-]
**** man at least you're not in Africa living in a grass hut with a life expectancy of like 16. If you think your life sucks that bad then try to change it. **** your anxiety "issues", I had half of my teammates with asthma on the lacrosse/football team (note a life threatening condition) and they're playing in college now. I also had a friend who used to stutter and literally pee his pants if he had to talk to a large crowd and he ******* got over it and learned to overcome it. Your AP classes can't be that hard and you knew the risks of taking them. You also are antisocial yet complain that you don't have any friends so you're basically stuck in an endless cycle of isolation but it's your fault. You didn't go to the one chance you had of dancing with a really hot girl and then going to the afterparty, getting ****** up and then perhaps banging her, it's not hard to ask a girl who hasn't been asked out, "Do you want to go to prom." What's the worst they're gonna say? Say no? Who cares, **** her and ask another lonely girl. My point is you're never gonna get to where you want to be if you're only thinking on the negative aspects, If you want to be a game designer then **** what your parents say and find a way to get your ass in a program or an internship or ******* something. You will have hard times, but through the ashes you will rise a Phoenix, full of energy and brightness. Or you could (slowly) kill yourself in this life cycle you're carrying.
#32 to #7 - hueman (05/11/2013) [-]
Hang in there buddy, we're here for ya
Yer among friends here on FJ
Just apply to any place with a "Now Hiring" sign, odds are, you'll be working in no time
Suicide is a coward's way out. With your situation at its darkest hour, then your finest hour should be right around the corner, so why opt out now?
User avatar #10 to #7 - thedrcool (05/11/2013) [-]
I have a better idea. Read the game by neil strauss. you can torrent it easily and it might just turn you're life around. although i don't actually follow a lot of the pua stuff it did help me get on the road to developing great social skills, and stop being awkward
#124 to #7 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
I hear Nitrous Oxide is better than Helium for exiting and it can be found in dental and some doctor establishments though I'm not sure if the O2 that is normally mixed in is separate in another container. Otherwise you also have the option to pack what essentials you have and leave your home. You'll eventually die a painful death from this choice (Infection, dehydration, starvation, or freezing would be my guesses.) but on the plus side you could explore your country and see a few sights and not give a **** about anyone or anything beyond self preservation. Best of luck!
User avatar #39 to #7 - masterfuck (05/11/2013) [-]
I know right? It's like everything after high school requires charisma, and I don't have it. I hope I can compensate my lack of social skills with aesthetics, or that it will in some way give me more confidence. Or else I'm not going to make it.
#80 to #7 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
WEAKLING, NOW DO WHAT I SAY FROM THIS POINT AND ON

EAT YOUR CEREAL OR SOMETHING, ANYTHING LET IT NOT BE ******* FILLED WITH SUGAR, BECAUSE SUGAR IS NOT HEALTHY NOT EVEN IN THE MORNING! OK SO NOW YOU NEED TO WAIT TILL MIDDAY TO GET FOOD RIGHT? **** NO! EAT SOMETHING SMALL LIKE A BAR OF SOAP SOMETHING THAT DOESNT CONTAIN AVAST AMOUNTS OF SUGAR, GOODY SO WE ARE AT BREAKFEAST NOW RIGHT (i guess dno wtf you would call it at midday) GET A GOOD PORTION OF MEAT AND VEGS CAUSE YOU NEED IT, WHEN THAT DONE WAIT 3 HOURS AND GET A SMALL PORTION OF FOOD LIKE THE 1ST TIME THIS CAN AGAIN BE A BAR OF SOAP OR AN APPLE JUST REALLY KEEPING YOU STOMACH GOING, NOW DINNER! AGAIN JUST A GOOD PORTION OF FOOD, EAT SLOW SO YOUR BRAIN CAN GET THE SIGNAL THAT YOU'RE FULL BEFORE YOU STUFF YOURSELF TO THE BRIM. IF YOU KEEP THIS GOING AND MAYBE RUN 10-15 MINUTES A DAY AND DO SOME PUSHUPS 10-20 AND SLIGHTLY INCREASING EVERY 2 WEEKS YOU'RE SET TO LOOSING YOUR WEIGHT!! HOW DO I KNOW? I LOST 14 KILOS IN 4 MONTHS
#38 to #7 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, I know in Florida once you are 18 you can apply for a license without parental consent. Before you go to get the license, I suggest reading and re-reading the DMV site's requirements for getting a license and knowing the laws of the road. When driving don't get tensed up, relax, have the radio on a station you like and just focus on your driving and what other drivers may do so you can avoid accidents.

As for work, you may be able to kill two birds with one stone. Apply somewhere within a few miles of your home and ride a bike to work or walk. Either way you'll get some exercise to help you trim some pounds off and you'll have a job and a way of getting there. Social anxiety isn't too bad, if you can apply somewhere where there is a night shift. Usually night shift pays better due to the un-desireable hours and you'll find there are generally fewer customers.

I've considered many ways to off myself, the consequences, chance of success etc. It's not worth it. Life will improve
#62 to #7 - harleycurnow (05/11/2013) [-]
No-one's life's easy. I've never had no real family throughout my life, just been passed from pillar to post. I lived with my grandma and she was going through extreme poverty when i went to live with her but we were both starting to get happy when she died last year. I was promised all her belongings including a house work about 80k but she didnt expect to die and never made a will. You clearly have nothing to live for so either stop being a bitch and do something drastic to change your life or end it in a good way. Take a ****** celeb with you or jump off a large building in a superman suit.
User avatar #28 to #7 - biggrand (05/11/2013) [-]
run/ jog for an hour a day and dont stop, you will be moving slow as **** probably after a few minutes, but your heart will be pumping and you will burn calories fast if you do this for atleast 12-30 days, I was able to eat anything i wanted just about for a year without gaining or losing after doing that once a summer when I had summer gym classes. I have no personal advice for the rest honestly, I've had my fair share of social anxiety problems, but I sort of just overcame them eventually, I don't really know what to tell you about that other than just don't give a **** what you think anyone else thinks of you, the less you think about it the less it will matter and the less it will continue to be a problem in your life.
User avatar #27 to #7 - rhetoricalfunny (05/11/2013) [-]
It get's ******* better.
It's the one and only true piece of advice I can tell anyone.
#99 to #7 - samanthasky (05/11/2013) [-]
DON'T KILL YOURSELF! I don't condone that in any way... I just don't think that life could get so bad that you have to take your own life. What you need is confidence, and a high self-esteem so you don't let small things get in your way. You didn't go to prom, graduation, senior picnic OR graduation ceremony? Are you kidding me? IT'S YOUR EVENT, YOU'RE GRADUATING TOO! You belong there. Anyways, you realize now that your parents are no help, so stop relying on them. Teach yourself how to drive, and get a Driver's Manual and study it's not that hard. I'm pretty sure you didn't get ignored because you were over, I think you were ignored because you isolated yourself. A lot of your issues are surrounding your weight and confidence issues so I think everyday, a nice walk around the neighborhood and a few situps could really help drop the weight. Once you start looking better, you'll start feeling better, and you get more confidence looking so damn good. Please, don't even make suicide an option. Once you get a job, and get a job ANYWHERE mow lawns for cash, walk dogs, sell stuff, anything; you can apply next year for colleges.. even a community college. Life gets better when you work hard to make it better. Happiness is a choice, and you can choose where your life goes. Good luck.
User avatar #48 to #7 - theycallmeloye (05/11/2013) [-]
Do you live in San Diego?
#79 to #7 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
Learn to drive.
Get job at UPS.
First of all, (by experience) UPS does not require much social skills as you work in a warehouse with a bunch of other dudes. Even so, its not hard to make conversation with em, after all youre all in there doing the same stupid **** .
Also, a guy that works with me used to weight 300 lbs and we called him the beast, he's cool though. ANNND he has worked off about 100 lbs so far in the past 7 months. This is because the job is very physical and you sweat a TON. But its not running or anything just moving **** all day. Also, idk if you still plan on being a designer for video games but that would be cool, but if not drivers make about 32.50 an hour (ranging from 75,000-90,000$ per year) so if you wanted to have a backup plan thats always good.
This is coming from some random guy that has had the same feels, man. And my conditions weren't even as bad as yours. Trust me, life is all that you make it. No one is in control except you.
#18 to #7 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
At this point in your life you have two options. You could just end it all. Then again, if you don't like where you are in life you could try and change it. Teach yourself to drive (not as hard as it looks) and get a job anywhere that will hire you (It might be a **** job but if it's giving you an income it's better than not having one, and we all have to start somewhere). As for the weight issue, a thirty minute walk or a few pushups a day does wonders, trust me. Either way, I guarantee you that you are not as ugly as you think you are, we are generally our own worst critics. I'm going to assume that this post list the relevant bad things in your life, To which I will respond with this: You have two arms and two legs, a functioning brain and a body that is not diseased. You not only have the benefit of a high school education, but you live in a country where with enough work/determination you can accomplish anything. The way I see it you've got it pretty good. You will succeed.
#108 to #18 - alldaypk (05/11/2013) [-]
good guy north korean citizen.

hey it's just kim jong un with the nukes right?
#84 to #18 - fuhardnamesucks (05/11/2013) [-]
you will
you will
User avatar #21 - vuican (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm in that same situation, just waiting till I ship off to boot camp to do something with life.
User avatar #96 to #21 - MatthewsGauss (05/11/2013) [-]
What're you enlisted in? Because I'm joining the marines next year and It'll be a major kick in the balls If I'm told that It will take months to get to boot camp because I've been on edge lately about how long It'll take me to join.
User avatar #125 to #96 - vuican (05/11/2013) [-]
I went in Navy, and I signed up last month and won't even leave until late fall...
User avatar #74 - goblinbyte (05/11/2013) [-]
This life needs the finishing touches... a little alcohol, some weed and the virgin problem would eventually fix itself.
#68 - kimboc (05/11/2013) [-]
Say if some guy was to offer you enough money to live, money for food, video games, and some other entertainment.....and your job is to to sleep 12 hours, and game the other 12...exactly what this person in the post has....would you do it? I would go mad...
#78 to #68 - youxbarstard (05/11/2013) [-]
I lived like he did for about 4 years, after the first 2 I just felt dead inside, like I was watching some show on repeat without the chance to end it.
User avatar #59 - Rhitman (05/11/2013) [-]
This post and all the comments along with it kinda actually got me kinda feeling depressed..
User avatar #33 - bebulzwebulz (05/11/2013) [-]
that's me... :c
#81 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
This is anonymous because I have some friends that know my regular username, and this is something I'd only confess to people I don't know.
I'm in high school, second to last year, and I'm hitting a minor existential crisis. I've started questioning the point of anything I do. I feel there's a direct path to having a meaningful life, enjoying myself, helping others and all that and I go about my daily routine with this crippling sadness that I'm not achieving that.
I just don't have any urge to. It seems irreparably sad for me to go my life without seeing the world, yet I have no desire to travel.
I yearn for a way to express my creativity (or to have it at all) but have proven incompetent at all arts I've tried, traditional art, music, everything.
#82 to #81 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
My western indoctrination of a well paying job being a good life has made me want an education, but I've had other people put me on the path to law scholarships just because I show an aptitude for it. I don't care about law, but I'm good at it and there's nothing else I'm good at or express an interest in, so I'll most likely spend my life on it.
The thought of spending my life not doing anything worthwhile causes me too much goddamn sadness, but I don't seem to have any drive to stop myself going down that road.
You don't give a **** , this won't solve anything, but who the hell cares.
User avatar #55 - gregthebobo (05/11/2013) [-]
eat till your sleepy, sleep till your hungry
User avatar #46 - timmywankenobi (05/11/2013) [-]
I seem to have the opposite problem of many people here in so much as I have lots of friends and don't really need or want more than a handful of them .
#40 - tfixari (05/11/2013) [-]
i doubt this post was supposed to be about YOU or relating to this feel. this post was about /b/ saving a guy from feeling down on himself by asking him to see the positives in his life. sometimes the internet can do that. but more often than not it's people like you complaining about how you have no social life, as you take up all the time you would have in said social life complaining on the internet about not having a social life.   
   
downvote me if you like. i don't mind downvotes. it's only the internet.
i doubt this post was supposed to be about YOU or relating to this feel. this post was about /b/ saving a guy from feeling down on himself by asking him to see the positives in his life. sometimes the internet can do that. but more often than not it's people like you complaining about how you have no social life, as you take up all the time you would have in said social life complaining on the internet about not having a social life.

downvote me if you like. i don't mind downvotes. it's only the internet.
User avatar #106 to #40 - theshadowed (05/11/2013) [-]
downvote
downvote
downvote

This ain't reddit son
#45 to #40 - lolsrsslybro (05/11/2013) [-]
who are you even talking to
User avatar #77 - thegamerslife (05/11/2013) [-]
Be 22
Not a virgin
No job
starting college
a few dozen "friends"
sleep 12 hours a day
play video games other 12
economy ****** me over. :P
#61 - illutvar (05/11/2013) [-]
but......no snu snu......
User avatar #29 - feelyman (05/11/2013) [-]
D
#23 - anon (05/11/2013) [-]
wow. i sleep 5 hours a day. this guy gets more then twice as much as me
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