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Hie 22
Virgin
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Vide. c) games the. ether 12
aml?
Sounds perfect He responsibilities the perfect life
Youre living the life men
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Submitted: 05/10/2013
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#1 - blbrian (05/10/2013) [+] (22 replies)
I guess I'm living the perfect life as well then. Can't say I'm very proud of it
I guess I'm living the perfect life as well then. Can't say I'm very proud of it
#126 - charliechambers (05/11/2013) [-]
He's livin' the good life.
He's livin' the good life.
#7 - posalad (05/11/2013) [+] (34 replies)
Agh was this post supposed to give feels? I am a senior in high school, one week from graduating with shitty grades because I took AP classes and was in an engineering magnet , and i have no prospects at all. I haven't been able to apply to any colleges because I don't have personal money and my parents won't even give me the money to apply somewhere; on top of that most college deadlines for applications and scholarships are long gone, so there's 0 chance I can afford it. I have a bad dream job that is hard to get educated and get in to because everyone scoffs and tells you its never going to go anywhere ( game design) but i've been reading on it for years and it is the only thing I want to do. I can't get a job because my parents can't be assed to teach me how to drive ( I have been begging for three years, I even have a car, just they can't take the time out of their lives to teach me), and even if I did it would difficult to get one for me, as I have high social anxiety issues and basically every entry or minimum wage job requires social skills.  They constantly remind me they want to kick me out ( since I was 15), yet they give me no resources to be an independent person. I have no really good friends; I've gotten ignored all of my high school career because I am overweight and unattractive and awkward, and the people that don't ignore me don't consider me close, and speak to me to get their work done or to make fun of me . I didn't go to prom, a senior picnic , graduation practice or to the actual graduation ceremony because I would be all  alone and I dislike the feeling that I am in others way or bothering them just by being there.  I can't even afford to off myself . Can't buy a gun, or a helium tank, I wouldn't want to waste my family's pills, and i'm too squeamish to cut my wrists, drown myself  or hang myself. Any advice? Anyone know a cheap,nonpainful way to exit? Sorry for long comment, just i've never told anyone before all of it.
Agh was this post supposed to give feels? I am a senior in high school, one week from graduating with shitty grades because I took AP classes and was in an engineering magnet , and i have no prospects at all. I haven't been able to apply to any colleges because I don't have personal money and my parents won't even give me the money to apply somewhere; on top of that most college deadlines for applications and scholarships are long gone, so there's 0 chance I can afford it. I have a bad dream job that is hard to get educated and get in to because everyone scoffs and tells you its never going to go anywhere ( game design) but i've been reading on it for years and it is the only thing I want to do. I can't get a job because my parents can't be assed to teach me how to drive ( I have been begging for three years, I even have a car, just they can't take the time out of their lives to teach me), and even if I did it would difficult to get one for me, as I have high social anxiety issues and basically every entry or minimum wage job requires social skills. They constantly remind me they want to kick me out ( since I was 15), yet they give me no resources to be an independent person. I have no really good friends; I've gotten ignored all of my high school career because I am overweight and unattractive and awkward, and the people that don't ignore me don't consider me close, and speak to me to get their work done or to make fun of me . I didn't go to prom, a senior picnic , graduation practice or to the actual graduation ceremony because I would be all alone and I dislike the feeling that I am in others way or bothering them just by being there. I can't even afford to off myself . Can't buy a gun, or a helium tank, I wouldn't want to waste my family's pills, and i'm too squeamish to cut my wrists, drown myself or hang myself. Any advice? Anyone know a cheap,nonpainful way to exit? Sorry for long comment, just i've never told anyone before all of it.
#18 to #7 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
At this point in your life you have two options. You could just end it all. Then again, if you don't like where you are in life you could try and change it. Teach yourself to drive (not as hard as it looks) and get a job anywhere that will hire you (It might be a shit job but if it's giving you an income it's better than not having one, and we all have to start somewhere). As for the weight issue, a thirty minute walk or a few pushups a day does wonders, trust me. Either way, I guarantee you that you are not as ugly as you think you are, we are generally our own worst critics. I'm going to assume that this post list the relevant bad things in your life, To which I will respond with this: You have two arms and two legs, a functioning brain and a body that is not diseased. You not only have the benefit of a high school education, but you live in a country where with enough work/determination you can accomplish anything. The way I see it you've got it pretty good. You will succeed.
#6 - fordun (05/11/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Honestly this can be pretty fun for a while. At most about 3 months. After that it gets depressing as shit.
#2 - pappathethird (05/10/2013) [-]
mfw i do the exact same thing
mfw i do the exact same thing
User avatar #51 - mrgoodlove (05/11/2013) [-]
One mans crappy life is another mans dream
#40 - tfixari (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i doubt this post was supposed to be about YOU or relating to this feel. this post was about /b/ saving a guy from feeling down on himself by asking him to see the positives in his life. sometimes the internet can do that. but more often than not it's people like you complaining about how you have no social life, as you take up all the time you would have in said social life complaining on the internet about not having a social life.   
   
downvote me if you like. i don't mind downvotes. it's only the internet.
i doubt this post was supposed to be about YOU or relating to this feel. this post was about /b/ saving a guy from feeling down on himself by asking him to see the positives in his life. sometimes the internet can do that. but more often than not it's people like you complaining about how you have no social life, as you take up all the time you would have in said social life complaining on the internet about not having a social life.

downvote me if you like. i don't mind downvotes. it's only the internet.
#45 to #40 - lolsrsslybro (05/11/2013) [-]
who are you even talking to
#72 - sweetellie (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I could quite happily live like that. I.. I need more sleep.
I could quite happily live like that. I.. I need more sleep.
#50 - triggathepirate (05/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
ITT: sing into that voice to text thing.   
   
tonight I'm gonna have myself a good time I fly hahaha I and World 238 inside a girl yeah floating around the next to cease to don't stop me now 50 50 50 don't stop me now to pick up in 15 dozen having a good time having a good time I'm a shooting star week f*** I forgot the rest of the words   
   
It did better than I thought.
ITT: sing into that voice to text thing.

tonight I'm gonna have myself a good time I fly hahaha I and World 238 inside a girl yeah floating around the next to cease to don't stop me now 50 50 50 don't stop me now to pick up in 15 dozen having a good time having a good time I'm a shooting star week f*** I forgot the rest of the words

It did better than I thought.
#76 to #66 - triggathepirate (05/11/2013) [-]
I guess you don't understand.
This is a button.
It converts voice to text, smartguy.
User avatar #33 - bebulzwebulz (05/11/2013) [-]
that's me... :c
User avatar #21 - vuican (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm in that same situation, just waiting till I ship off to boot camp to do something with life.
User avatar #83 - gunnay (05/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
not sure if trolling or honest...
User avatar #89 to #88 - thechosentroll (05/11/2013) [-]
Yes. 4chan sucks at trоlling unless one of them gets an actual cool idea for a raid. Like what they did with the "Dub the Dew" competition. 4chan doesn't have a hive mind. It's made of individual anons, most of which are morons. Especially /b/.
User avatar #74 - goblinbyte (05/11/2013) [-]
This life needs the finishing touches... a little alcohol, some weed and the virgin problem would eventually fix itself.
#68 - kimboc (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Say if some guy was to offer you enough money to live, money for food, video games, and some other entertainment.....and your job is to to sleep 12 hours, and game the other 12...exactly what this person in the post has....would you do it? I would go mad...
User avatar #59 - Rhitman (05/11/2013) [-]
This post and all the comments along with it kinda actually got me kinda feeling depressed..
#81 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is anonymous because I have some friends that know my regular username, and this is something I'd only confess to people I don't know.
I'm in high school, second to last year, and I'm hitting a minor existential crisis. I've started questioning the point of anything I do. I feel there's a direct path to having a meaningful life, enjoying myself, helping others and all that and I go about my daily routine with this crippling sadness that I'm not achieving that.
I just don't have any urge to. It seems irreparably sad for me to go my life without seeing the world, yet I have no desire to travel.
I yearn for a way to express my creativity (or to have it at all) but have proven incompetent at all arts I've tried, traditional art, music, everything.
User avatar #55 - gregthebobo (05/11/2013) [-]
eat till your sleepy, sleep till your hungry
User avatar #8 - occamsrazor (05/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
hope he doesn't discover weed suddenly
User avatar #43 to #8 - sorrybut (05/11/2013) [-]
hope he doesn't discover meth and starts thinking he knows how to be social.
User avatar #115 - agwd (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm 24 now.. nothings changed since I've been 18. I got my license but no car.. although I'm living the life now I should of had as an average teenager.. Didn't have internet or nothing when I was 16.. when all my friends did..

It seems lonely and worthless until you realise majority of 18-25 year olds are un-employed or unhappy.
User avatar #103 - vedgetable (05/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
i recognize myself
i mean i am not like him but i wounder how other lifes are, how other pleasures seem so great while other envy my pleasure. how come we crave what we cant have?
furthermore i reccomend anyone who is in his state of "kisless virgin" to just go get a good job, work for a holiday, and go to like, any other country, like germany, just ask some german girls if you can dine with them cause you're alone, as long as your confident and dont dont look like a total bum (hair undome, smell like sweat, dress unordinairy) they're going to say yes.
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