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#38 - assraperyolo
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(06/15/2013) [-]
FUNNYJUNK OFF! FUNNYJUNK OFF! FUNNYJUNK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
#241 to #38 - friedgreenpomatoes
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#301 to #241 - ishallsmiteyou
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silly friedgreenpomatoes, that's not an anon
#331 to #38 - commanderbunbun ONLINE
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do you expect us to do a candlejack joke? because it's not gonna happ
#234 to #38 - articvibe
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He would start screaming xbox off and his own xbox would shut down... all audio gets processed through the kinnect system. He would just succeed in trolling himself
#43 to #38 - Einsty
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#50 to #43 - thedecodedgamer
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#59 to #43 - kietzu
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#44 to #43 - Grammar Hitler
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It's a wild ride, I've heard.
#47 to #44 - theavatarspupil
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The wildest. So wild that it.....just doesn't stop
#94 to #44 - anon
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fag
#148 to #94 - cabbagemayhem
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someone faved this
#1 - MasterManiac
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If you watch the Kinect demonstration video you'll see that the Kinect recognizes excess noise from the likes of the TV and the Xbox and ignores it when listening for commands from you.
#24 to #1 - thewaronbeingcool
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Actually when people were watching the xbone reveal on their Kinect enabled 360s, their Kinect was picking up the voice commands from the demonstration.
#36 to #24 - aldheim
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Yeah, the xbox one has the capability.
Watching the reveal does not upgrade your hardware.
#238 to #24 - joehue
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Although it was a complete waste of money, I can vouch that the Kinect even on the 360 has some sort of voice recognition. I leave my Kinect right next to my TV speakers and whether I'm playing a game or watching something, it has only picked up the voices in my room if I want to do something with it. At least, so far it hasn't picked up anything from my TV. Still a waste of cash though, only time I ever used the damn thing was when buds came over and we'd laugh at each other play dance central.
#31 to #1 - RiflemanFunny
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I don't think Microsoft put the Kinect to use during that demonstration. It was a planned demonstration.
#42 to #1 - xtwinblade ONLINE
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i dont think microsoft risked the chance of something going wrong during the presentation, and i think they did a prerecording or exess controll over everything.
#45 to #1 - buriedstpatrick
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Is that the new Kinect only? Because during the XBOX One reveal, people who streamed the event with Kinect on their XBOX 360 had a whole bunch of trouble when the guy on stage said some of the commands.
www.polygon.com/2013/5/21/4353010/kinect-trouble-xbox-one-reveal
#101 to #1 - sockprague
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The mic seems very good but , honestly, it seems more like a gimmick than a feature.
#268 to #1 - animedudej ONLINE
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and the brats xbox would most likely turn off before the message even gets through to the other players :3
#118 to #1 - anon
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as if this makes it any better of a console.
#281 to #1 - anon
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You make a good point.

But people will ignore it because they already have their minds set that the Xbox One is horrible and the PS4 dominates.
#26 to #1 - originialname
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#2 to #1 - Faz
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And its going to work 100% of the time right?
#3 to #2 - MasterManiac
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Maybe not, but if you watch the demonstration video you can see that the Kiect has some really impressive tech in it, so I'd be surprised if it didn't.
#4 to #3 - Faz
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The tech demos are always impressive but rarely work like that all the time.
#5 to #4 - MasterManiac
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I'm going by the only information I have at the moment, so I think I've made fair statements based on the given sources.
#128 to #4 - dayasalion
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because you've tried it already, ******.
#166 to #3 - guymandude
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I read an article about how a bunch of ppl who were watching an Xbox presentation on their XBox 360's with kinect on were sent out of the presentation and back to the home screen when the speaker of the presentation said "Xbox-Home." I know that applies to the current model and not the one they will be packaging with the XB1, but it shows the possibility.
#212 to #166 - anon
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you can use this to remove background noise form the kinect [url deleted]
#6 to #2 - mads
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The new kinect has voice recognision so yes.
#9 to #6 - shaneac
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But how does it tell that the guy saying "xbox off" is a voice on tv, instead of a voice in the room? If the sound is good enough, there shouldn't be too huge of a difference
#15 to #9 - comanderspy
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yeah, what if you are playing a stealth game, or gta... sometimes when playing gta online it gets very quiet. or you join a chatroom with friends and one of the dicks just goes and says "Xbone off"! huh! huh!
#29 to #9 - anon
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I believe a way to implement this would be to compare the sound the mic is recording (i.e. what swaggeryolo is saying) and compare it to what the speakers are outputing. If there is a large similarity and a small time difference then it should ignore it (there are ways to do this with artificial neural networks that work quite well) .
#28 to #9 - mads
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No as in it only recognises your voice. So it won't pay attention to any other voice
#39 to #28 - shaneac
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So, your friends/parents wouldn't be able to use the xbox, without going through some setup that'd probably involve them talking for 10 minutes?
#64 to #39 - mads
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Or just turn the kinect off. Because you can.
#65 to #64 - shaneac
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My point is, only one person can use the xbox's voice commands?
#89 to #65 - mads
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No. I think you can calebrate it to multiple people.
#92 to #89 - shaneac
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Ok. But still, you either have to manually register each voice, which would take a while to make sure their voice is recognized (unlikely) or have it recognize all voices, and risk having it respond to sounds from the speakers (more likely, since it's what kinects already do)
#104 to #92 - mads
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Or not use it and turn the kinect off
#348 to #104 - yuwzernaym
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Im sorry mads, im afraid i cant do that
#10 - lolsaxylol
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In theory it should have something to protect against this.
"xbox off"
"would you really like to turn xbox off? yes/no

In reality
"xbox off"
I can't let you do that Ricky...
"xbox.. off"
Purchasing One time Off for 2.99$
#116 to #10 - fhqwghads
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Right because that's a really logical reality.
#245 to #10 - anon
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probably more like 10 seconds for anyone to yell 'abort' otherwise it shuts down
#14 to #10 - Osseousdr
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My name is Ricky


This terrifies the man.
#17 to #10 - makedonski
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(06/15/2013) [-]
"XBOX OFF XBOX OFF XBOX OFF!"
a few seconds later
"YES YES YES!"
#30 to #17 - lazylazarus
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#67 to #17 - dirtydollar
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(06/16/2013) [-]
OOOOOORRRR,

you will require the remote to make this decision?
#32 - studbeefpile
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(06/15/2013) [-]
>Assraper13yolo
>Assraper13yolo
#151 to #32 - savvasp
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(06/16/2013) [-]
Reminded me of YoloswagerboyHD.
#41 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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(06/15/2013) [-]
>Implying anyone in their right mind would buy one.
>Implying anyone in their right mind would buy one.
#184 to #41 - walkingdisaster
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#129 to #41 - dayasalion
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I'm buying one. i always buy games brand new, and i have no problem supporting developers. why dont you like it again?
#173 to #129 - Visual
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Because I don't like to spend the same amount of money on a console as I would on a used car.
#288 to #173 - anon
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So you're saying that the PS4 is only $100 less than a used car?
#336 to #288 - Visual
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I'm talking about how much an average user will spend on Xbox One hardware and fees in the course of it's lifetime.
#337 to #336 - Visual
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Not including games in the mixl
#344 to #129 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Look at me, I have enough money to spend $60+ every time a game comes out, and I HAVE to buy it straight away otherwise when they stop reproducing them, I'm ******.
Look at me, I have enough money to spend $60+ every time a game comes out, and I HAVE to buy it straight away otherwise when they stop reproducing them, I'm ******.
#350 to #344 - dayasalion
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(06/18/2013) [-]
Get a job, ******.
#351 to #350 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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I do.

But I have people to take care of. ******.
#287 to #41 - anon
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I am.

I have money to spend, and since Sony has ****** me over dozens of times in the past, I've promised myself never to buy a Sony product. You know, if you ignore the "logic" of the whole "herp Xbox One is horrible console" circlejerk, and actually research the Xbox One for yourself, it's not a bad console. I guarantee I won't regret it.

Alright, I am now ready for your rage.
#296 to #287 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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I did research it.

I didn't like it.

grrr. Anger.
#342 to #41 - usernameitisthen
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Mindless 12 year old fanboys.
#343 to #342 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Oh fanboys.
#112 to #41 - mondominiman
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You know alot of people are still gonna buy one regardless of everything wrong with it.
#255 to #112 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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I know...
I know...
#277 to #255 - anon
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That's because they aren't all sheep and aside from TWO whole things, there isn't a thing wrong with it. Quit being biased faggots and move on with your life. People are still probably going to buy it by the millions just like last gen.
#313 to #277 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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Biased.

Own's PS3, Xbox, wii/wii u And a PC.

okay.
#87 to #41 - studbeefpile
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Nice AHX gif.
#55 to #41 - ekiouja
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because everyone who plays call of duty is in their right mind.
#163 - pikininja
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#137 - gatorotterdolphin
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Except theres not going to be enough people who buy an Xbox One to fill a lobby soo...
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#156 to #144 - copperman
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#145 to #144 - gatorotterdolphin
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Joke. It was a joke.
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#147 to #144 - taintedangel
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Who will return their units after finding out they can't play it after 24 hours since they don't have internet thinking that it's broken.
#161 to #147 - tehpwnz
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thats right, no one in the world has the internet
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#224 to #221 - tehpwnz
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#195 to #161 - princeofbrokensoul
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you're?
#198 to #195 - tehpwnz
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I find it funnier than the original "you tried" one because of the irony within it
#199 to #198 - princeofbrokensoul
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eh just seemed odd to me.
#202 to #199 - tehpwnz
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and doesn't afraid of anything
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#220 to #219 - tehpwnz
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......... you cant look down one comment to see that i have explained this already? it's called irony.
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#164 to #161 - taintedangel
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Africa and most of the Middle East doesn't have the internet.
Asia and South America have spotty internet at best.

Pockets of the first world countries don't have internet. Do your research.
#175 to #164 - vaporous
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The XBone is only being released in 21 countries. So I doubt within those 21 countries falls any that wouldn't have internet.
#167 to #164 - tehpwnz
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a vast majority of the people who will buy any console have the internet.
they do have internet in Africa. They do have internet in the Middle East. Where the **** did you do your research, your own assumptions?
#169 to #167 - taintedangel
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#171 to #169 - tehpwnz
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that map doesn't look like "a majority of the world has no internet" to me. you said EVERYONE will return their console because they have no internet. now **** off.
#172 to #171 - taintedangel
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You said that I said everyone, when i never did. Good day, sir!
#174 to #172 - tehpwnz
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#160 to #147 - anon
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not everyone is a poverty stricken ******** that doesn't have internet
#162 to #160 - taintedangel
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yet the vast majority of the world doesn't, you autistic monkey.
#186 to #137 - walkingdisaster
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3edgy5me
#179 to #137 - infedel
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except all the 8-12 year olds who think the Xbox One is going to be the next shig-daddy
#157 to #137 - schneidend
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Whoa-ho! This guy.
#62 - qubot
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OP 9 year olds playing COD on Xbox don't have names like that, they have names like this xX69XxPu55yD3str0y3rxX69Xx
#113 to #62 - mondominiman
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Why do alot of people have x's in their names like that. I've seen it tons of times
#130 to #113 - anon
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It's something retards do, thinking it will make them cool.
#349 to #130 - anon
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yeah ... like XboX
#134 to #62 - evilanakie ONLINE
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xXSoulSlayerXx
#135 to #134 - xxsoulslayerxx
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you called
#140 to #135 - evilanakie ONLINE
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hi
#125 to #62 - dieanons
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xXMLGxNoScOpEy0mAma69Xx
#66 to #62 - dirtydollar
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it is true

i have an xbox so don't rape me with your thumbs now...
#34 - omgitzmikey
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if the kid yells xbox off wont his xbox just shut off too?
#37 to #34 - xef ONLINE
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He could break the mic or something? =)
#35 to #34 - aldheim
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Yeah, but his is only on so he can do that.
#176 to #34 - Visual
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"> Everyone Obox turns off"

Everyone means EVERYONE

NONE ARE SPARED.
#111 - jacofhearts
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How it was actually work:   
   
"Xbox, put on Cartoon Network"   
"Playing game."   
"No, xbox, put on cartoon network"   
"Skype calling Mom."   
"No. *******. Xbox. Cartoon Network."   
"Powering down."   
   
Honestly, who uses voice features now? Who tells their phone "call mom" or whatever, who uses the voice to text feature, and how accurate is it, ever?
How it was actually work:

"Xbox, put on Cartoon Network"
"Playing game."
"No, xbox, put on cartoon network"
"Skype calling Mom."
"No. *******. Xbox. Cartoon Network."
"Powering down."

Honestly, who uses voice features now? Who tells their phone "call mom" or whatever, who uses the voice to text feature, and how accurate is it, ever?
#286 to #111 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I use it and it's honestly quite accurate
#121 to #111 - kevinator ONLINE
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I use voice recognition on my black berry, in my car and in my office. So far, every thing is right at 90 % of the time. I can even dictate a text in my car and it get it right without barely any mistakes.
#127 to #121 - jacofhearts
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I find that's how it tends to be - for some people, voice recognition works REALLY well, and for some people *raises hand* it works REALLY not well.
#138 to #111 - tehlulzbringer
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(06/16/2013) [-]
We're not in 2005 anymore
my kinect's voice recognition is great, it works beautifully even if there's like 4 people chatting in the room.
#153 to #111 - pariahlol
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it works well, but the only annoying part is when I'm sitting there talking to friends in a party, and if I mention the word xbox, it gets ready for a command and ***** my **** up.
#158 to #111 - schneidend
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My mom uses the voice recognition thing on her phone to write texts and she only has to make occasional corrections.
#170 to #111 - sxespanky
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(06/16/2013) [-]
i use voice recognition all the time. wither googling something or "call home/work/ whoever. its faster than finding the person in my contacts.
#115 to #111 - settlwlvs
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(06/16/2013) [-]
I have an Xperia, and my voice recognition is great. It gets texts 90% right when I use it.

Which I haven't since the day I bought the phone.