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The Crows

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MI File: 11 FEB, 247x204, crow, jpg)
I " . Anonymous ( Tue) No. 520558752
So ml Ne been having fun ever the past few weeks and figured I' d share.
2 Where I work there are thousands ercrers that show up every single night.
2 They hang around fer like 4 hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night.
2 Was reading up on crows because **** it, interested.
2 Apparently they' re smart as **** .
2 They recognize faces, and can fem preferences in people depending on how they' re treated.
2 A wild idea appears-
2 I start trying to piss off this group ercrers that hang em in the trees near work.
2 I threw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can.
2 Meanwhile, the grass crows acre's the street, just chill by the mcdicks.
2 Every time I go to mcd' s, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crews.
2 They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my **** .
2 Tree crows threw nuts and try to **** on me all the time (i dodge bird **** like I dodge wrenches now)
2 Grass crows still super bros, and now try to feller me when I walk into mcd' s.
2 I keep this up fer a few more weeks, and I' m noticing a bigger divide in the crews.
2 Grass crows now feller me acre's the read to make sure I get back to work safe-
2 Tree crows getting more aggressive and sit on my building and wait fer me to walk em-
2 Ne created a great war between two formerly friendly nations.
2 World War Crow commences-
2 I am fueling it with french fries.
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#32 - greenair (12/11/2013) [-]
The whole story if anyone is interested.
User avatar #83 to #32 - megayoming (12/11/2013) [-]
Lost my **** at the end ******* crows
I need to get me Some mickyd's now
#62 to #32 - saltyfries (12/11/2013) [-]
omg, this is the most awesome metal story ever!   
mfw this amazing 			****
omg, this is the most awesome metal story ever!
mfw this amazing ****
#68 to #32 - John Cena (12/11/2013) [-]
They were minding their own business and then this dick started a war between them for ''fun''.
#96 to #68 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/11/2013) [-]
Take comfort in knowing the story is ******** .
User avatar #65 to #32 - BrEaDsTiX (12/11/2013) [-]
******* glorious
#81 to #32 - EdwardNigma (12/11/2013) [-]
Gods speed, Grassbros.   
God damn I love crows.
Gods speed, Grassbros.
God damn I love crows.
#100 to #32 - fitta (12/11/2013) [-]
That is the 			****		, my 			*****		.
That is the **** , my ***** .
#57 to #32 - John Cena (12/11/2013) [-]
Dude! That story, I rarely do anything more than browse this site. That was hands down the GREATEST green text if that is indeed a true story. I am in tears!
User avatar #69 to #32 - dartharc (12/11/2013) [-]
"I can hardly see through the clown"
User avatar #58 to #32 - aherorising (12/11/2013) [-]
this is a new level of fantastic
User avatar #59 to #32 - yuukoku (12/11/2013) [-]
This is something that we'll pass down to our children.
User avatar #33 to #32 - kilonoa (12/11/2013) [-]
Needs top comment
#76 to #32 - lboski (12/11/2013) [-]
>Called him Reggie. Always gave him the warm fries.
User avatar #70 to #32 - songemot (12/11/2013) [-]
didnthappen/10, but I wish it did.
#127 to #70 - namdrut (12/11/2013) [-]
yeah, I'm calling shenanigans on this story.
yeah, I'm calling shenanigans on this story.
User avatar #150 to #32 - azumeow (12/11/2013) [-]
Jesus christ that was awesome
User avatar #118 to #32 - revoll (12/11/2013) [-]
Godspeed,you magnificent bastard
User avatar #131 to #32 - leafonthewind (12/11/2013) [-]
************ needs to ride reddie into battle
User avatar #67 to #32 - greycatmon (12/11/2013) [-]
This story is ******* amazing.
#35 to #32 - reginleaf (12/11/2013) [-]
11/10

Have one for sharing that.
User avatar #114 to #35 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
>on a scale of ching to chong, Dat's really ******* foreign

Get me evertim
#71 to #35 - pimpjesus (12/11/2013) [-]
absolutely beautiful.
absolutely beautiful.
User avatar #36 to #35 - drunkasaurus (12/11/2013) [-]
flaw free
#147 to #1 - John Cena (12/11/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Why+I+m+going+to+hell/funny-pictures/4924171/
Because reasons. THUMBS DOWN, yeyaaaaah
Canyeneeeeeeroooooooooo
Cccannnyyeeennneeerrroooo.... -whipping noises-
#15 - ofmiceandmen (12/11/2013) [-]
Dat subtle reference.
Dat subtle reference.
User avatar #29 to #15 - stealingbikes (12/11/2013) [-]
You beat me to it, so here's another thumb
#135 to #10 - budddwyer (12/11/2013) [-]
Edgar. Allan. ******* . Poe.
#112 - bemmo (12/11/2013) [-]
"Crows are smart, can recognise human faces, and remember how they've been treated."   
Normal person: Oh that's cool   
4chan: LET'S START A WAR
"Crows are smart, can recognise human faces, and remember how they've been treated."
Normal person: Oh that's cool
4chan: LET'S START A WAR
User avatar #166 to #112 - rnftrumpet (01/03/2014) [-]
I spent 5 minutes looking at this gif just because of MJs face.
User avatar #9 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
the epic conclusion was posted on 4chan about 16 hours ago... ill see if i can find it.
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User avatar #39 to #9 - dyalibya (12/11/2013) [-]
You shouldnt have told me , now i want to see it
User avatar #42 to #39 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
bro
User avatar #48 to #42 - dyalibya (12/11/2013) [-]
Yup , just found it , thanks for yer efforts
User avatar #14 to #9 - sisterblister (12/11/2013) [-]
interested am i
User avatar #47 to #14 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
its up there
User avatar #20 to #9 - fewjarhead (12/11/2013) [-]
If you cant find it, at least do your best to recreate it.
User avatar #43 to #20 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
bro
User avatar #12 to #9 - lazorman (12/11/2013) [-]
any luck?
User avatar #46 to #12 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #49 to #46 - lazorman (12/11/2013) [-]
hahahahaha all those replies
thx bb ilu
User avatar #50 to #49 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
they needed to know. :p
User avatar #16 to #9 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
with my head hung in shame, i regret to inform you all, i could not find it. i am sorry.
User avatar #19 to #16 - mrpotatofudge (12/11/2013) [-]
keep looking
User avatar #45 to #19 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
its here now
User avatar #41 to #40 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
creds to comment 32
User avatar #28 to #16 - badmotorfinger (12/11/2013) [-]
dude keep looking we need to see this ****
User avatar #44 to #28 - pwincesswoona (12/11/2013) [-]
bro look
#37 to #16 - shadowxmarrow (12/11/2013) [-]
Comment 32 my friend
#2 - gabb (12/10/2013) [-]
#87 - grimagination (12/11/2013) [-]
highly relevant
highly relevant
#21 - lionti (12/11/2013) [-]
I lost my 			****		 at "world war crow commences"
I lost my **** at "world war crow commences"
#60 - respectyourmom (12/11/2013) [-]
A pack of crows is called a murder...   
 I only know that because of this episode
A pack of crows is called a murder...
I only know that because of this episode
#5 - soulkiller ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
This proves: You don't need a vigor to control crows
#137 to #5 - John Cena (12/11/2013) [-]
Fire emblem?
Fire emblem?
#18 - Ulmer (12/11/2013) [-]
#4 - guldknight ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
#138 - umadproblemm (12/11/2013) [-]
grass crows face when tree crows attack
#86 - alstorp (12/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #133 - forgottenmyshorts (12/11/2013) [-]
Ronald McCrownald
#136 to #133 - straightbusta (12/11/2013) [-]
Damnit, why was that funny?
Damnit, why was that funny?
#11 - John Cena (12/11/2013) [-]
ALL HAIL KING OF THE CROWS!!!!!!!!!
#111 to #11 - wtfduud (12/11/2013) [-]
Crows before Hoes.
#13 to #11 - ompalomper ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
you called?
#52 to #34 - moofiefoof (12/11/2013) [-]
Deadmans Wonderland....good anime
User avatar #66 to #13 - huskycreeper (12/11/2013) [-]
Oh fiddlesticks, it's you again.
C what I did there?
User avatar #23 - demandsgayversion (12/11/2013) [-]
Now start placing quarters around and wait for a crow to pick one up, then take it and give it a french fry. Eventually the crows will learn to pay you for food, and you now earn money from crows.
#139 to #23 - apocalypseboyz ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
... This sounds ******* brilliant.
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