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Here' s my story.
Kinna Afghanistan
Thorny as fuck. its been well ever a month into deployment with jacking off
acne night en top ma mountain. dug in watching en the opposing ridge
MILT falls asleep en em shift
everyone else in section is asleep
spagballs third section is mostly . first is down the ridge tee farm see
spuddenly possessed of my ex girlfriend' s perfect tits and tight redheads man
masturbation
ageing great till I hear a "whazzap
wee a hash en opposing ridge
wallet lands in tree next to me
wwith cock out. about to blow. I yell as loud as I can "WAKE THE FUCK UP"
mick LT in the back ofthe head
ashirt firefight ensues
Mast shots fired. LT has a half pissed leek en his face as he leeks at me
waging boner. cum en his sleeve and boot
Maintained a raging boner through a small firefight, came sometime in that firefight en the LT, and the whole time I didn' t think to pull my pants up. Fought with bare ass exposed and raging erection pointed towards
the enemy- That was two years ago and everyone STILL regards me as the battery psychopath_
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - michaelprunka
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Jizzin for 'Merica. 10/10
Jizzin for 'Merica. 10/10
#6 - jokeface
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(07/18/2013) [-]
If this is a true story, then goddammit, I support our troops all the more.
If this is a true story, then goddammit, I support our troops all the more.
#19 to #6 - meinneger
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how do you know he's american?
User avatar #21 to #19 - siriuslygrim
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What other country has people that would do this?
#118 to #21 - anon id: 1fa8dfec
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This is a map of Afghanistan with all of the countries occupying it by flag. So, lots.
User avatar #23 to #19 - crazyhindu
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What other country has been occupying afganistan?
#119 to #23 - meinneger
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britain
User avatar #36 to #23 - anonefgthree
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I think Canada and Brittain
User avatar #37 to #36 - crazyhindu
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Would a canadian or a brit jizz on his Lt?
User avatar #94 to #37 - hydraetis
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An angry Brit might.
User avatar #98 to #94 - crazyhindu
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Probably.
User avatar #39 to #37 - anonefgthree
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I highly doubt that, I was just answering your question, unrelated to the original question
User avatar #40 to #39 - crazyhindu
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Oh well yeah.
User avatar #38 to #19 - toosexyforyou
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Only American super soldiers can keep an erection while kicking ass.
#13 to #6 - sanguinesolitude
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This image has expired
its beautiful
User avatar #1 - InsomniacDreamer
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Laughed way to hard at this.
#2 to #1 - anon id: 63beb5ac
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Why wouldn't you? That was hilarious.
#10 - SnacksJr
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#97 to #10 - anon id: ba14e95c
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(07/19/2013) [-]
awww **** generation kill.
#8 - ranzoray
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(07/18/2013) [-]
that mental image
that mental image
#11 - renier
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I knew "vagoo" would catch on!
User avatar #83 to #11 - themongoose
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Rayne is my hero.

and so is Richard.
#24 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account**
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#43 to #24 - anon id: 3d5687be
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******* Redheads man...
#45 to #43 - iwishigaveafuck **User deleted account**
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#114 to #24 - anon id: 9cc835b7
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******* redheads man
#115 to #24 - dsgbiohazard
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#35 - EdwardNigma
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Potentially about to die...and keeps a massive boner.
And points it at the enemy. God bless the troops.
User avatar #5 - unncommon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
American Dad - Steve gets a boner
#7 - dubator
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