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That kid

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school had "that kid"
Austistic had an obsession with traffic cones for some reason
happened to live a couple of houses away from mine
me and my friends would talkto school
That kid" would always follow us
with us in the group and talking but would stray behind us on his bicycle
Waould always tryto but into the conversation and gewust ignored him Generally whatever he had to say was autistic
as **** ocaust plain ********
to cross railroad tracks to get to school
Milne day train is stalled on the tracks
to school is blocked
f - . . llt' s starting to rain
That kid" has a brilliant idea
gets off his bike and wheels it upto the train
up onto the hitch ofthe train
his bike up so he can get it overhue train
gets stuck on some part ofthe train
ofa sudden. train brakes release
struggles as hard as he can to rescue his bike
Tyrain starts moving
llt' s too late now. it' s too late to save his bike but the train is going too fast for him tstump off
a long "" slowly fade away as the train takes outwith him on it
didn' t show upto school until 2 days later
Ne heard that they found him in Louisiana, which is pretty faraway considering this was in Missouri.
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#6 - gokhue ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (5 replies)
That bastard scored a free trip to Louisiana
User avatar #13 - imashitbricks ONLINE (08/01/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Being from Missouri I can tell you him getting a free lift to Louisiana was a gift.
#15 - iespls (08/01/2013) [+] (12 replies)

>"the train brakes release"

>"the kid struggles as hard to rescue the bike"

>the kid would rather save a bike then his life

User avatar #17 to #15 - tubaplayah (08/01/2013) [-]
Well he was autistic so I doubt he would think the same way we would.
User avatar #11 - welfarekid (08/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god i couldn't help but laugh.
#79 - thatchicksqeaky (08/02/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #67 - idoliam (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #69 to #67 - wallacewells (08/02/2013) [-]
#89 - negitivzero ONLINE (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#56 - theonewhoisnigz (08/02/2013) [-]
>Had an obsession with traffic cones...
Yeah I lost it there.
#35 - tyroneisanigger (08/01/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I had a similar thing happen to me. I walked to school this was back in 5th to 8th grades. Always had the to cross the same railroad everyday. In this town, trains stopping on the tracks is quite common. The city even built tunnels underneath trains so it wouldn't stop traffic. I wasn't even near a tunnel though so I decided to climb over it. I did. Guess what happens next? the ****** starts moving. Before I know it, the train i going 20+ mph. I decide to make the ballsiest move of the day, and jump off from the lowest point I can, which was still a good 10 feet in the air.
I ended up fracturing my knee (the way I landed) and breaking my ankle, I had to have one of those boot things and crutches for 5 weeks.
User avatar #98 - headharvest ONLINE (08/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
" as they say in Missouri, I AIN'T GOING BACK TO MISSOURI!" -Tom Sawyer_
#59 - nonanonnon (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Being autistic, I always worry I'm going to be reading one of these and think "that kid sounds familiar..."
User avatar #87 - radeckal (08/02/2013) [-]
Lost it at the second line. "Autistic, had an obsession with traffic cones for some reason"
Having no real relevance to the story, just makes it better.
#83 - ishotthedeputy (08/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Yeah... He climbed on the train.....
#141 - HolyDiver (08/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god I love this post so much I want marry it then after some time when the marriage deteriorate, due to my lack of work and obsessive alcohol and substance abuse, I will then realize how much of bad decision I have made with this marriage and how I ruined this posts life by not even trying. After the realization I will end my sad life in hope the post will be able to resume and become even happier..... That is how much I love this post
#100 - slumberdonkey (08/02/2013) [-]
yfw two days without annoying autistic 			****
yfw two days without annoying autistic ****
User avatar #34 - illusiveman (08/01/2013) [-]
Damn autistic people and their superpowers.
#111 - yetiyitties (08/02/2013) [-]
This is great jesus 			*******		 christ
This is great jesus ******* christ
User avatar #81 - SirFail (08/02/2013) [-]
My close friend used to be "That kid". Severely autistic but so intelligent he blew peoples minds. Needless to say he got bullied bad, people were always so jealous of him but me i just felt miserable. I hated it but never did anything. Well until one day in 9th grade(age 13/14) some bovine-meat slags (Were talking the dangerous bull-whore kind) were picking on him. One picked up the other and she planted a high kick straight across his chin. Never saw fat jiggle so much but those thighs were working it hard. Kinda surprised the other one didn't get crushed by her gravitational pull. We're talking sweating McDonalds milkshakes here. Anyway i lost it and "Accidentally" kicked the one on bottom in the back of her knees. ******* bitches tumbled like Mr. Blobby being hit by a steam train. Fortunately "The whales slipped after assaulting another student" Or so I've been told because I, Gentle little "Peach"(LONG STORY) couldn't have had anything to do with it. Oh they were maaaad. Id ruined their perfect nails and their skirts were ruined. Oops.

After that i befriended him, Crazy son of a bitch he was. Always doing the most stupid things, falling asleep in class, "Forgetting homework", even texting during a mock exam(Ooooh nelly! Our chemistry teacher FLIPPED HER **** ! ******* intense 5 foot Scottish lady going HAM!) He still got top grades. He could learn instruments in days, Read huge books in hours, mastered 4 foreign languages). I was never as good as him but once we learned we both loved games including Mario, LoZ, Pokemon.. We were glued together like a pair of Siamese twins. I got him known with some of my friends and stuck up for him when bullies tried to pester him. Quickly he gained enough close friends to dishearten even the coldest bully Last i heard he applied to study to be a doctor so he can go to foreign countries and help those who don't have money to afford a real doctor. With his brain he could rival Albert Einstein so i wish him the best of luck.
#32 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/01/2013) [-]
This was the most beautiful thing I've ever read.
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