That kid

#6 - gokhue

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(08/01/2013)[-]

That bastard scored a free trip to Louisiana

#152 to #6 - davidboixxx

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(08/27/2013)[-]

good ol' SF

#40 to #6 - kimilsung

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(08/01/2013)[-]

But how did you get that pic??

#75 to #40 - gokhue

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(08/02/2013)[-]

that's just some random on a train with his bike, not from the story

#77 to #75 - kimilsung

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(08/02/2013)[-]

oh okay

#74 to #40 - emrakul

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(08/02/2013)[-]

idk, but that isn't any train that goes from Missouri to Louisiana...

#13 - imashitbricks

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Being from Missouri I can tell you him getting a free lift to Louisiana was a gift.

#63 to #13 - theycallmenoob

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(08/02/2013)[-]

Being from Louisiana, I approve this comment. I wake up every morning to Bourbon and beignets. Pic ******* related

#51 to #13 - wolvesbrickwall

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(08/02/2013)[-]

2 users with "brick" in their name being from Missouri. Cool. And yes, it sucks dick here.

#150 to #13 - anon id: c637ba49

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(08/08/2013)[-]

I live in Missouri and I cannot wait to move somewhere else.

#106 to #13 - demonfone

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(08/02/2013)[-]

Holy ****! I lived in Missouri for 7 years. Nobody I knew even heard of this site. Now I'm in Florida... honestly guys... it get's worse... Misery has ruined me.

#91 to #13 - stlassassinfhc

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(08/02/2013)[-]

What part you from?

#54 to #13 - anon id: 2c9f83cc

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(08/02/2013)[-]

why does everyone hate missouri?

#120 to #54 - bobthejob

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(08/02/2013)[-]

I live in Missouri I love it

#93 to #54 - anon id: 9d4b67eb

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(08/02/2013)[-]

Misery*

#45 to #13 - TheExile

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(08/02/2013)[-]

Being from Missouri and having been stationed in Louisiana, I can tell you that I wanted to go back home after every minute in that state.

#15 - iespls

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(08/01/2013)[-]

WAIT A SECOND

>"the train brakes release"

>"the kid struggles as hard to rescue the bike"

>the kid would rather save a bike then his life

mfw

#17 to #15 - tubaplayah

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Well he was autistic so I doubt he would think the same way we would.

#39 to #17 - tubaplayah

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(08/01/2013)[-]

I would also like to point out it depends on how autistic he is I have two autistic friends who are very intelligent and have gotten straight A's they are just socially awkward

#122 to #17 - PadreRasta

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#36 to #17 - anon id: dd481d7c

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(08/01/2013)[-]

>implying FJ isn't filled with Autistic people

#37 to #36 - tubaplayah

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Well that was rude.

#133 to #37 - coolcalx

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(08/02/2013)[-]

it's not like he's wrong, though.

#140 to #133 - tubaplayah

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(08/02/2013)[-]

No he isn't wrong. Justt rude lol

#52 to #36 - shishiko**User deleted account**

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(08/02/2013)[-]

#22 to #15 - crazehtoast

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Autistic people logic a bit differently than we do.

#147 to #15 - organicglory

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(08/02/2013)[-]

dude he's retarded

#142 to #15 - anon id: 538e751d

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(08/02/2013)[-]

than*

#84 to #15 - xnotcreative

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(08/02/2013)[-]

I would've gotten the **** kicked out of me if I lost my bike as a kid.

Perhaps his parents were cheap and abusive?

#11 - welfarekid

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(08/01/2013)[-]

Oh god i couldn't help but laugh.

#49 to #11 - gnillort

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(08/02/2013)[-]

kinda the whole point of the site, bro.

don't get used to it, though.

#79 - thatchicksqeaky

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(08/02/2013)[-]

#85 to #79 - wumbido

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(08/02/2013)[-]

#67 - idoliam

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(08/02/2013)[-]

"byephil"

#69 to #67 - wallacewells

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(08/02/2013)[-]

buypil*

#137 to #67 - darkdanger

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(08/02/2013)[-]

Oh god, I love that thread.

#1 - therichie

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(08/01/2013)[-]

#89 - negitivzero

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(08/02/2013)[-]

#121 to #89 - brothergrimm#173 on commentsRank#173

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(08/02/2013)[-]

is that a red vs blue joke?

#138 to #121 - grimagination

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(08/02/2013)[-]

why yes, yes it is...

#56 - theonewhoisnigz

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(08/02/2013)[-]

>Had an obsession with traffic cones...
Yeah I lost it there.

#35 - tyroneisanigger

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(08/01/2013)[-]

I had a similar thing happen to me. I walked to school this was back in 5th to 8th grades. Always had the to cross the same railroad everyday. In this town, trains stopping on the tracks is quite common. The city even built tunnels underneath trains so it wouldn't stop traffic. I wasn't even near a tunnel though so I decided to climb over it. I did. Guess what happens next? the ****** starts moving. Before I know it, the train i going 20+ mph. I decide to make the ballsiest move of the day, and jump off from the lowest point I can, which was still a good 10 feet in the air.
I ended up fracturing my knee (the way I landed) and breaking my ankle, I had to have one of those boot things and crutches for 5 weeks.

#53 to #35 - volleys

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(08/02/2013)[-]

You might just be autistic.

#58 to #53 - tyroneisanigger

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(08/02/2013)[-]

Why? I'm just wondering how one can infer that I am Autistic from that comment alone,

You're right though, I've been diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome.

#61 to #58 - volleys

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(08/02/2013)[-]

The train, self inflicting wound, and poor judgement that day.

It was meant as a joke.

#65 to #61 - tyroneisanigger

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(08/02/2013)[-]

Self inflicting?
I can only slightly see how it was "self inflicted" ****, I wasn't going to wait till it stopped.

#66 to #65 - volleys

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(08/02/2013)[-]

It was a JOKE

#72 to #66 - tyroneisanigger

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(08/02/2013)[-]

I got that the first time you posted it.

#117 to #58 - anon id: f9c7c987

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(08/02/2013)[-]

You were diagnosed with Asperger's? Was it by a psychologist? Cause I was as well.

Why did you look for a spoiler you *******

#128 to #117 - tyroneisanigger

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(08/02/2013)[-]

I was diagnosed when I was around 9 (fourth grade). It was by a doctor that specialized in neurological disorders.
Also, a question for a fellow Aspie.

What's your social life like? (do you have friends/gf and so on)
I'm still in HS and my social life is practically non existent minus a very small group of people I talk to in school about video games and whatnot, but we don't really talk outside of school, and don't text/call either.

#143 to #128 - birthdaybrony

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(08/02/2013)[-]

Hello, I'm not the same person as that Anon but I was diagnosed with Asperger's as well so I thought I might as well answer your question. My social life sounds very similar to yours. I don't have, nor have I ever had, a girlfriend but I have had a couple of somewhat friends. There have been three or four people I have even been close to calling a friend, but I never even talk to them much outside of lunch. I also don't really talk to any of them outside of school.

#146 to #143 - tyroneisanigger

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(08/02/2013)[-]

Thanks for answering those questions. I'm considering this school year since it's my last year and I'm leaving in December (early graduation) I've been thinking about asking a girl out. They say, we regret the things we don't do, more than the things we do.
Any suggestions? I know that I should become friends with her first. Also, I've had a desire to date this girl since last year, she is younger (sophomore this year) and i'll be a senior.

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