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Tardware Store

remaking shelves we day in the paint enstien
hen the other side are the adhesives
shear a large kerfuffle reaming hem the adhesives aisle (liquid
nails, super glue etc)
manager arguing with literally retarded man about the
price of glue
rife declare but this we lent having any of the
k k manager' s ****
s'' l WANT SUM CHEAP BLDG"
swell sir, if itsu' ll calm dawn and buy ssomething else, we can porobably make yum a deal
s'' NC) **** YOU" says tam, spitting all dyer my managers fade
it. ‘mu are disturbing the eueteehee. Please leave er I will call the police.
s' FAK YOU CUNT"
retard literally pours ‘glee? dyer his hands
srubs my managers head
smfw he' s tatally bald
smfw even mere when his hands get stuck
smfw even mere again when I have he meurthe cellent en he his hands
retard get his glue fer free
saki's happily out the were
manager has No layers of skin, shaped like handprints en his head
the met or the day eff
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#1 - winthorpe (03/30/2013) [-]
I bet some cunt would have climbed upon their mighty high horse if the tard got punched in the throat... which is what he deserved
User avatar #3 - basstard (03/31/2013) [-]
-How did that happen?

-I have no clue.
#10 to #3 - dovahsix (03/31/2013) [-]
*glue
*glue
User avatar #21 to #10 - basstard (03/31/2013) [-]
That works too.
User avatar #2 - doit (03/30/2013) [-]
Is that Mark Hoppus?
User avatar #19 - snakefire (03/31/2013) [-]
goin to the going to the goin to the TARDWARE STORE
User avatar #8 - luxray (03/31/2013) [-]
The title mad me laugh more.
User avatar #6 - fuckthepolice (03/31/2013) [-]
Kerfuffle.
User avatar #4 - deathbylucy (03/31/2013) [-]
Liquid nails?
#7 to #4 - tenthdivine (03/31/2013) [-]
Arm yourself with knowledge
User avatar #5 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Legit, tards should die. If someone can't/hasn't contribute(d) something to humanity, they are a waste of space & resources.
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User avatar #27 to #5 - mountainyard ONLINE (03/31/2013) [-]
That is called social-darwinism my friend. You're not the only one to believe this.
I don't really have an oppinion on the matter, but I like to know things so...
User avatar #22 to #5 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
You know people who think they're better than someone because of something neither had any control over are complete and total assholes who should die.

That is a generalized statement relevant to the situation.
User avatar #23 to #22 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Im not going to bring any "better than you" **** into this, but who is more valuable to the human race, A healthy, productive man/woman or a resource sucking, stupid, intolerably disgusting leech with nothing to offer but a few potato jokes?
User avatar #24 to #23 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
>Not going to bring any better than you ****
>Brings better than you ****

3/10 jimmies mildly rustled
User avatar #25 to #24 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
I'll admit that was poorly worded on my part, but I'm trying to get across that there is no benefit to keeping them alive.
Also, stop with the
>hurr
>durr
******** , I'm trying to have an intelligent discussion with you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
You textbook people as tards and diminish all value to their life.

call me a overlysensitive prick but I still believe human life has value. Regardless of how little.

I went to a program a while back, and the director there had cerebral polzy (Not sure how to spell that.) But he was born with it, and thus he didn't know any other kind of life, aside from the way people treated him differently. He is married now with two kids, he works and is the program director at a campsite that hosts many youth programs.

Imagine if he were to be classified as a "tard" and murdered at birth. You'd be snuffing out any chance he had of becoming something today. And if you were to kill "tards" as they become adults and still cannot contribute. Then it becomes cruel and inhuman.
For all you know the "tard" here was nothing but an asshole who was trying to play the fact that he had a disability. And I still don't believe being an asshole justifies being murdered.
User avatar #29 to #26 - multimedia (03/31/2013) [-]
Somebody with cerebral palsy is not a tard. They are handicapped. It's totally different.
User avatar #28 to #26 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Okay, now I see where you're coming from I can explain what I meant. When I say tard, I'm talking about people with down syndrome
or some sort of mental disorder that inhibits their ability to do much beyond the most basic of human instincts. If someone can contribute,
whether it be physical labour or what have you, they are making up for the food, drink, space etc that they consume.

Think of it this way - someone loans an unemployed friend a hundred bucks to pay his rent. This friend then gets a job, and from then on is able to pay his own rent, and over time pay his friend back.

Then the first person loans another friend a hundred bucks to pay his rent, which he does, but he makes no effort to get a job
and continually relies on his friend to pay his rent for him. This means the first person is losing money, and his friend has
no way to pay it back. Soon this person is unable to pay his own rent, let alone his friend's, and so they both end up as poor bastards.
User avatar #30 to #28 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
You do realize that people have varying levels of impairment even within the same handicap right?

There's no way of knowing exactly how deep these impairments are unless they are allowed to grow to adulthood. Meaning we can't know if someone is going to be useless until they actually are, and by that point it is wrong to kill them. (in fact it's wrong to kill them at anypoint.)

This idea of contributing to society is flawed in that society is flawed. I could go on and on about how materialistic society is, and how our value is defined by what material we contribute to society. (A mindset that absolutely appalls me)

In fact, most people born with crippling disabilities can be raised to function independently. Completely independently. It's just the problem that people don't know how to raise them right. Completely segregating them is going to turn them into a shell, but turning them loose is going to give them no chance.
Ultimately that's what I believe everyone should be given a chance. It doesn't matter how they were born. They should be given a chance. And if they end up not doing anything, oh well there are bigger wastes. *cough* the kardashians *cough* honey boo boo *cough*

Extinguishing that chance, and murdering them would turn us into inhumane monsters. And that's a world I hope to never see.
User avatar #32 to #30 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Flat out murder is quite extreme, I'll admit, but I think if there is some $25,00 procedure that takes like 48 hours to have some disabled kid with
some detrimental brain impairment survive the first few days of his life, just avoid it altogether.

Also, I'd like to say I'm not the one thumbing you down, I try to avoid getting that petty when arguing with people on FJ.
User avatar #37 to #32 - rhetoricalfunny (03/31/2013) [-]
I do strongly disagree with you. But it seems to be a point where it doesn't matter because neither of our stances will ever actually come to reality.

In any case, I kindof like my red thumbs. If you'll take notice I have quite a bit of them.

The internet changes people, it breeds hate for hate with hate. And as much as it can be a source of good, (see gay marriage,) it can also be a harbinger of blind hatred, (see religion, women & "feminism")

I see red thumbs as a way of telling myself that I refuse to change my own views to please, and conform to people I don't know.
User avatar #20 to #5 - snakefire (03/31/2013) [-]
Plus they muddy the gene pool.

also that's how the quarians are in mass effect. You cant come back to your home unless you find something worthwhile to bring back from your coming of age pilgrimage.
#11 to #5 - Rascal (03/31/2013) [-]
Mentally handicapped people can often hold jobs and things like that. Saying that tards should die because they dont contribute is ridiculous. You're not being cool and badass by saying that. Youre not doing much more for society right now, are you?
User avatar #13 to #11 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Then let me explain that by tard, I'm talking about people with mental disabilities to such an extent that they can't do much more than consume what hard working men and women create, and entertain themselves making fart noises with their mouths.
User avatar #14 to #13 - leglesslegolegolas (03/31/2013) [-]
That's how nature is supposed to work. You don't see wolves keeping retarded puppies.
User avatar #15 to #14 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
That's exactly the point I was about to make, but I refrained for fear of idiots saying "But that's what separates us from animals"
User avatar #16 to #15 - leglesslegolegolas (03/31/2013) [-]
We ARE animals. Anyone who thinks humans aren't animals, I would say has a huge head.
User avatar #17 to #16 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
I like you. I like you alot.
#33 to #17 - whiplash (03/31/2013) [-]
i'd like you to hold this opinion when a member of your family is a 'tard', you might have a child in the future which has a disability, are you going to kill it yourself? also who are you going to pay to euthanise 'tard' children at birth? in a lot of cases disabilities are not found until children are toddlers unless it is glaringly obvious

Also things happen when people are older, accidents or genetic traits appear later in life, going to kill them too?
User avatar #34 to #33 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
I'm tired of writing the same **** over and over so read my conversation with rhetorical above.
#35 to #34 - whiplash (03/31/2013) [-]
you are delusional and i would much rather pay for a 'tard' for the rest of my life than have an asshat like you in this world, chances are you're a ****** up human being who isnt going to do anything productive in life anyway
User avatar #36 to #35 - punnyjunky (03/31/2013) [-]
Well that's your opinion, which you're completely entitled to.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ilovehitler (03/31/2013) [-]
I agree with you; any and all who are not able to contribute to the human race deserve to be killed. Not only the retarded, but those who have a hereditary predisposition for cancers or other ailments.
The science of Eugenics could perfect the human race, if given the chance.
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#31 - xBooMHeaDShOt (03/31/2013) [-]
mfw Mark Hoppus
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