Tard Stories 22 (23 in Desc.). Sorry wait guys been busy with finals and but i'll try to make one per day if people like. 21: /channel/4chan/Tard+Stories+21/ldg blue
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #8 - brettyoke
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>Be me in 5th grade
>Have mom who is part time substitute
>Mom gets called in to sub in tard zone
>Me go to have mom take me home after school
>Walk in tard zone to see mom changing tard diaper
>13 year old tard giggling and blushing
>Tard notices me standing in tardzone
>Tard releases guttural noise: GURRGRURUGULER
>All tards turn and look at me as their leader prepares for tard wars
>Tard leader jumps off diaper station and chases me down hallway
>Tard warrior releases battle cry of 10,000 tardians past
>Me running for dear life
>Tard gets tackled by awsome social studies teacher
>Tard proceeds to piss on social studies teacher while laying down
>Begins doing snow angel motions in his own piss
>Regular tard wranglers finally show up
>Mom quits subbing, tardicus does not receive his daily sticker for good behavior
>Everything went better than expected
#12 to #8 - hawklife
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that was ******* hilarious
User avatar #17 to #12 - brettyoke
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Thanks :)
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#22 - collegedood
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>born in sparta
>raised in sparta
>killed off all the tards
>live a glorious life in peace
#24 to #22 - beefymeef
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#11 - barbwirepain
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>Yesterday at work I was stocking frozen food like my dept manager asked me to do (we had to have the freezer cleaned out by wed.)
>Giant tard comes into my aisle hand down the back of his pants, nobody else in sight.
>I get up and ask him if I can help him (store policy)
>BLLLLLAAAAARRGGGHHHHH. Pulls hand out of pants and begins smearing bloody **** all over the freezer doors
>I freak out and run, Tardzilla chasing me down, making his tard warcry known.
>After running for like 2 minutes (seemed like an hour) his mother comes up and tells him to stop. Tardzilla proceeds to smear his ****** hand all over her face.
>Three security guards come over, tackle and hold Tardzilla down
>My face when they told me I had to either clean it off or quit. i walked out of the store and left my nametag on the counter
#36 - mildmanneredlucas
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Me whenever I see that PeterW has posted a new comp of Tard Stories
Me whenever I see that PeterW has posted a new comp of Tard Stories
#29 - tigerrrr
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retoasting my story from a while back.
>8th grade
>Somewhat Autustic kid and his retard friend
>Retard friend has "Zombies mints" from left 4 dead (he's obsessed with that game)
>Scrawny prep goes up to him and throws mins everywhere
>Retard goes and picks all of them up and eats them
>Prep takes one and wipes it on his balls.
>Prep gives it too the Retard kid
>Before he eats it Autustic kid stops him and said he wiped it on his balls.
>Tard with a battlecry "HE DID WHAT TO MY MINTS?!?!"
>As soon as I heard this **** was about to hit the fan
>Tard beats the living **** out of him and shoves the mint down his throat.
#23 - misterhoboz
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>Parents planning family vacations with uncles
>Grandparents show up with Uncle Tard
>They finally decide
>Going to Disneyworld in the summer
>Uncle Tard freaks the **** out
>Runs around the house in excitement
>Hilarity ensues

Fast forward two months

>In airport
>Uncle Tard sees the planes
>"Do the airplanes take us to heaven?"
>Grandma says no
>Uncle Tard is mystified by airplanes
>Get on airplane
>Airplane takes off
>Flight runs into a bit of turbulence
>Uncle Tard screams "HERE I COME GAWD"
>Everybody on the plane freaks the **** out
#10 - superlolcopter
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> I enter a bus in the morning, going to school.
> a retarded is in the bus
> he makes farting noises
> he talks to himself like Gollum
> he inhales air into his stomach and produces burps
> he does this about ten times
> final time he burps and vomit's in the bus.
> the bus driver asks him to leave
> he starts to make seagull noises and runs away.
#3 - ulquiorra
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User avatar #2 to #1 - Peterw [OP]
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in case you didn't see the url this isn't youtube
#9 to #1 - doctoranon
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User avatar #30 - mexirican
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>BE IN ************* MIDDLE SCHOOL
>infamous overgrown female tard called emma OO
>walking down hallway with friends when the beast appears
>friends get an idea to shove our smallest friend into her
> we walk by her and toss him into her
>she unleashes shriek of the gods
>my friend sprints off
>she catches him WTFOMG
>tosses his ass down the stairs
>wrangler called in, runs towards her
>she would make a great running back.
>sprints outside with a mass of wranglers chasing her
>runs through a chain link fence
> mfw O
> this was a middle school femal tard
>never saw her again

>probably got drafted in the NFL