Tard Stories 22 (23 in Desc.). Sorry wait guys been busy with finals and but i'll try to make one per day if people like. 21: funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Tard+S blue
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Tard Stories 22 (23 in Desc.)

Tard Stories 22 (23 in Desc.). Sorry wait guys been busy with finals and but i'll try to make one per day if people like. 21: funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Tard+S

Sorry wait guys been busy with finals and **** but i'll try to make one per day if people like.
21: funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Tard+Stories+21/ldgvDyq/
23: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/Tard+Stories+23/orsvDbe

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User avatar #8 - brettyoke (01/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me in 5th grade
>Have mom who is part time substitute
>Mom gets called in to sub in tard zone
>Me go to have mom take me home after school
>Walk in tard zone to see mom changing tard diaper
>13 year old tard giggling and blushing
> ****************** .jpg
>Tard notices me standing in tardzone
>Tard releases guttural noise: GURRGRURUGULER
>All tards turn and look at me as their leader prepares for tard wars
>Tard leader jumps off diaper station and chases me down hallway
>Tard warrior releases battle cry of 10,000 tardians past
>Me running for dear life
>Tard gets tackled by awsome social studies teacher
>Tard proceeds to piss on social studies teacher while laying down
>Begins doing snow angel motions in his own piss
>Regular tard wranglers finally show up
>Mom quits subbing, tardicus does not receive his daily sticker for good behavior
>Everything went better than expected
#22 - collegedood (01/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>born in sparta
>raised in sparta
>killed off all the tards
>live a glorious life in peace
#11 - barbwirepain (01/11/2012) [-]
>Yesterday at work I was stocking frozen food like my dept manager asked me to do (we had to have the freezer cleaned out by wed.)
>Giant tard comes into my aisle hand down the back of his pants, nobody else in sight.
>I get up and ask him if I can help him (store policy)
>BLLLLLAAAAARRGGGHHHHH. Pulls hand out of pants and begins smearing bloody **** all over the freezer doors
>I freak out and run, Tardzilla chasing me down, making his tard warcry known.
>After running for like 2 minutes (seemed like an hour) his mother comes up and tells him to stop. Tardzilla proceeds to smear his ****** hand all over her face.
>Three security guards come over, tackle and hold Tardzilla down
>My face when they told me I had to either clean it off or quit. i walked out of the store and left my nametag on the counter
#36 - mildmanneredlucas (01/11/2012) [-]
Me whenever I see that PeterW has posted a new comp of Tard Stories
Me whenever I see that PeterW has posted a new comp of Tard Stories
#29 - tigerrrr (01/11/2012) [-]
retoasting my story from a while back.
>8th grade
>Somewhat Autustic kid and his retard friend
>Retard friend has "Zombies mints" from left 4 dead (he's obsessed with that game)
>Scrawny prep goes up to him and throws mins everywhere
>Retard goes and picks all of them up and eats them
>Prep takes one and wipes it on his balls.
>Prep gives it too the Retard kid
>Before he eats it Autustic kid stops him and said he wiped it on his balls.
>Tard with a battlecry "HE DID WHAT TO MY MINTS?!?!"
>As soon as I heard this **** was about to hit the fan
>Tard beats the living **** out of him and shoves the mint down his throat.
#23 - misterhoboz ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
>Parents planning family vacations with uncles
>Grandparents show up with Uncle Tard
>They finally decide
>Going to Disneyworld in the summer
>Uncle Tard freaks the **** out
>Runs around the house in excitement
>Hilarity ensues

Fast forward two months

>In airport
>Uncle Tard sees the planes
>"Do the airplanes take us to heaven?"
>Grandma says no
>Uncle Tard is mystified by airplanes
>Get on airplane
>Airplane takes off
>Flight runs into a bit of turbulence
>Uncle Tard screams "HERE I COME GAWD"
>Everybody on the plane freaks the **** out
#10 - superlolcopter (01/11/2012) [-]
> I enter a bus in the morning, going to school.
> a retarded is in the bus
> he makes farting noises
> he talks to himself like Gollum
> he inhales air into his stomach and produces burps
> he does this about ten times
> final time he burps and vomit's in the bus.
> the bus driver asks him to leave
> he starts to make seagull noises and runs away.
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User avatar #30 - mexirican (01/11/2012) [-]
>BE IN ************* MIDDLE SCHOOL
>infamous overgrown female tard called emma OO
>walking down hallway with friends when the beast appears
>friends get an idea to shove our smallest friend into her
> we walk by her and toss him into her
>she unleashes shriek of the gods
>my friend sprints off
>she catches him WTFOMG
>tosses his ass down the stairs
>wrangler called in, runs towards her
>she would make a great running back.
>sprints outside with a mass of wranglers chasing her
>runs through a chain link fence
> mfw O
> this was a middle school femal tard
>never saw her again

>probably got drafted in the NFL
#15 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>trying to greentext on funnyjunk

******* STOP
#7 - diespitris (01/11/2012) [-]
I 			*******		 love these tard stories. Please don't stop making them.

I ******* love these tard stories. Please don't stop making them.
#34 - joefire (01/11/2012) [-]
>In Wal Mart with my ex
>Chick calls her son retarded, don't know if he actually is
>Later in the check out line, amd and my ex waiting our turn
>Suddenly in the next aisle over, I hear the biggest tard war cry I've ever heard
>Me and my ex just go stone face
> ****************** .jpg
>I start having trouble holding back my laughter
>My ex tries to keep it in now that I am
>Cashier has a "wtf" look
>Rings up the b-day card and I take it and cover my mouth
>Walk like hell with card over my face, don't even look in the next aisle
>Go past elderly door woman
>"Have a nice night young man"
>Just get the **** out of there, woman giving me the weirdest look
>Realize I left my ex back there, but idc
>Get outside and just ******* collapse laughing
>Get to car, we get in
>lololololololol for 15 ******* minutes
>mfw I first heard the cry.
User avatar #31 - superpedodonkey (01/11/2012) [-]
the last one i just couldnt handle, i just burst out laughing
#28 - lyzb (01/11/2012) [-]
>In college library
>Lunchtime, so library is pretty busy
>On a computer trying to write a French essay
>Headache so no earphones and music for once
>Tard girl is on a computer on the opposite side of the library
>She is Albanian
>Has massive headphones on and is singing Albanian songs at the top of her lungs
>The library has a "silent study" policy
>Everyone in the library pissing themselves laughing
>Civilians sat near tard girl flee
>Librarian too scared to approach tard girl
>Tard wrangler alerted
>Tard wrangler arrives and confiscates the headphones
>Tard girl realises everyone is laughing at her
>Tard breakdown
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#33 - halfdemon ONLINE (01/11/2012) [-]
for the love of the tardian gods MOAR
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User avatar #18 - Greatangelsfury (01/11/2012) [-]
>be in 11th grade
>watching kids from primary school visit for orientation day
>Tard appears on balcony out of the toilet
>tard starts pegging **** at kids
>kids screaming, teachers panicking
>tard runs out of **** , pegs toilet paper
>teachers appear in balcony
>tard sceams, starts to run, slips on own **** , not wearing pants
>teachers dog pile on half-naked tard
>cannot contain laughter any longer
>never saw the tard again
>only 5 kids out of the lot came to our school next year
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