Story. Source: 4chan. True stay time? True stay time. she 19 cleaving mass sget in ear and start drive heme she at heme with parents we university is only 30 mi
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True stay time? True stay time.
she 19
cleaving mass
sget in ear and start drive heme
she at heme with parents we university is only 30 mins away
cramps start
shave ****
sjust get en the interstate
we gas stations between here and heme
pstart speed up
shape i dent get pulled ayer
sthing about ******** en eep if I did
******** finally
smake it all the way eff the interstate
shame in 16. 3 minutes
we time Q through garage
skitty hen side deer is alexest ******
pstart unbuttoning pants en the way in
sbutt through the deer with the fence w an elephant ejaculating en an ant
settup dead in tracks
year eld parents ******* en kitchen table
eyes bum like
demit en eat that was wate hing
T: -parents bolt
mm when I eema em & shock and realize I just saw my parents **** , mined en my cat, and **** my pants all within 2 minutes
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Submitted: 09/26/2013
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#9 - divinecreator (09/27/2013) [-]
this scares me with the deadly accuracy of my age, living situation,time it takes to get to school, and parents age. mfw it could've happened to me
#32 to #5 - hillbill (09/27/2013) [-]
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#50 to #5 - ofc (09/27/2013) [-]
"olive oil"
"olive oil"
User avatar #54 to #5 - awesomanium (09/27/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who's bothered by a 3 mile journey taking more than 30 minutes?
#31 to #5 - johnnybananaz (09/27/2013) [-]
"it can't hurt to **** my pants a little right?"
#1 - randomituseddie (09/27/2013) [-]
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#43 to #1 - HarvietheDinkle (09/27/2013) [-]
"AAAAAAAAAAAA"
"AAAAAAAAAAAA"
#7 - xnachelpor (09/27/2013) [-]
Oh god, i really hope this didn't happen
Oh god, i really hope this didn't happen
#2 - moqa (09/27/2013) [-]
Sulfiric Acid if anyone was wondering
#4 to #2 - gerfox (09/27/2013) [-]
Little Timmy took a drink,
But he will drink no more,
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
#56 to #4 - toohntown (09/27/2013) [-]
2 scientist walk into a bar

Bartender: What will ya have boys?
Scientist 1: I'll have some H2O
Scientist 2: I'll have some H2O too

Scientist 2 died
H2O2 is baaaaaad
#22 - cdsams (09/27/2013) [-]
You forgot a part of the story.    
>At that same moment, I realized that this was not my home nor were they my parents.
You forgot a part of the story.
>At that same moment, I realized that this was not my home nor were they my parents.
#10 - omgheythere (09/27/2013) [-]
>bust through the door with the force of an elephant ejaculating on an ant...
User avatar #6 - mindology (09/27/2013) [-]
All you needed was to cum and you would of been Tripling Yourself.
User avatar #49 to #6 - rockamekishiko (09/27/2013) [-]
have been*
#18 to #6 - butterisgood (09/27/2013) [-]
I understood that reference.
I understood that reference.
User avatar #62 to #28 - douevensax (09/27/2013) [-]
HE'S LYING! HE'S NEVER SEEN HIS PARENTS DOING IT. HE NEVER EVEN PUKED ON TO THE CAT. HE DID NOT. Oh hi Mark.
User avatar #66 to #65 - douevensax (09/27/2013) [-]
Why hello. You understand the reference?
User avatar #67 to #66 - markipliergame (09/27/2013) [-]
Never seen it, but isn't it the movie The Room or something? I said hi cuz my name's Mark
User avatar #68 to #67 - douevensax (09/27/2013) [-]
I understand. The movie is called that, and it is worth a watch with friends. It's one of those "It's so bad it's good" movies. Meant to be a drama, but is unintentionally a bad comedy.
User avatar #69 to #68 - markipliergame (09/27/2013) [-]
Yea I just searched it, 2 and a half ******* stars
User avatar #71 to #69 - markipliergame (09/27/2013) [-]
scratch that, one and half stars
User avatar #72 to #69 - douevensax (09/27/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9Ew3TIeVQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXiFJS9D5A

These two links describe the movie will IMO. Have fun.
User avatar #73 to #72 - markipliergame (09/27/2013) [-]
wow that's absolutely terrible
User avatar #74 to #73 - douevensax (09/27/2013) [-]
Check out who is the producer, writer, and director.
User avatar #75 to #74 - markipliergame (09/27/2013) [-]
is this guy like retarded or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - douevensax (09/27/2013) [-]
I don't know but him being the main actor along with all this other stuff just brings a smile to my face. It's so bad.
#15 - haqq (09/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #15 - articulate ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
What?
#29 to #27 - badasszilla (09/27/2013) [-]
"That" escalated quickly.
User avatar #30 to #29 - articulate ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
Oh, yes, funny. Thank you.
#77 to #61 - anon (10/17/2013) [-]
who is that fagget?
User avatar #78 to #77 - ninootendoo (10/20/2013) [-]
Not sure, but he makes youtube videos on gaming and he has a pet bird.
#58 - dickticklerluv (09/27/2013) [-]
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#52 - OoJesusoO (09/27/2013) [-]
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#51 - Ruby Demon (09/27/2013) [-]
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you very much.
This is the hardest I've laughed in a while. Thank you very much.
#42 - jazzytheferret (09/27/2013) [-]
I understand it might be somewhat disturbing to see your parents going at it on the table, but I'd never throw up over it. To be honest, I'd probably make off handed jokes to them about it for years to come.
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