Story Tiem. not mine, on /b/ 16/02/2013. File: -( 285 KB, 550x404, lemons, jpg) Story teim ml 20 years old Must broke up with gif Changing em in lunchroom on ca

Story Tiem

Story Tiem. not mine, on /b/ 16/02/2013. File: -( 285 KB, 550x404, lemons, jpg) Story teim ml 20 years old Must broke up with gif Changing em in lunchroom on ca

not mine, on /b/ 16/02/2013

File: -( 285 KB, 550x404, lemons, jpg)
Story teim ml
20 years old
Must broke up with
Changing em in lunchroom on campus
girl walks in
at my table cus it' s nearly empty
Hey anon, I' m Billy"
Hey Billy, I' m anon"
Thiinking wtf kind of name is Billy fer this piece of ass?
lunch together
each other' s company
it off
her on a date
immediately says yes
to movies that Friday
Ffirst tongue kiss
Stating fer month
about party one day at school
her if she wants to go
Sure why not"
weekend, go to party
a ******* blast
GGF never leaves my side
Aal ear familiar voice acre's mom
pregnant EX walking through cread
Anon, it' s mel"
heyy' I spurt hesitantly
Is this your new girly firend?" She asks holding back her spite
GGF smiles big and says "Yes, I am"
SEE smiles "Well, I' m Genie. Men' s Ex. Nice to meet yew
SEE pulls me ever to her fast
Anen___ We have to tak"
Abouta' I ask
looks down at her prego belly-.
It's yours-" She says
GGF walks up
Wtf is going en, Anon?"
Anon is going to be a father" EX says
GGF stares at me
out of party like bat out of hell
at EX with hatered
knows I' m sterile
SEE smiles and walks off into cread
Leeave party
to ' s house
s crying en porch
Icouldn' t even unlock her door she' s shaking bad
next to her
WHAT THE **** ANONA She screams
calm her down and tell her the truth
Billy, Genie is net my lover?
e' s just a girl whe says that I am the ene
the Kid is net my sen.
Can' t believe I read that whole thing you **** ****** .
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User avatar #14 - elyiia (02/18/2013) [-]
Called it as soon as I saw the name Billy.
User avatar #20 to #15 - basicargentinian (02/18/2013) [-]
I believe him, there are others like this. anyhow, by the time he said his ex's name was geanie it was obvious.
User avatar #25 to #15 - elyiia (02/18/2013) [-]
Doubt me as much as you want, it called too much attention to the name Billy and using this song is common in these.
#2 - daftiduck ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Is it bad that I have those lemons in my reaction folder?
User avatar #4 to #2 - warrenzthehero (02/17/2013) [-]
Now, that makes two of us.
User avatar #8 to #2 - glassskulljack ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
I have em for almost every time a KS post appears.
#42 to #2 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
Are they combustible?
#33 to #16 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
face made while taking anal = face made while eating lemons

seems about right
#3 to #2 - robinka (02/17/2013) [-]
well, i guess, if life gives you lemons, you save them to your reaction folder
#31 - zerojaxx (02/18/2013) [-]
called it at "Billy"   
called it at "Billy"
User avatar #34 to #31 - zedacedia (02/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, so did I. I read billy and scrolled down to the end.
#17 - Willhelm (02/18/2013) [-]
I was expecting a Bill Murray.
I was expecting a Bill Murray.
User avatar #27 - Loopholes (02/18/2013) [-]
With the name Billy I was expecting a trap story.
#1 - teranin (02/17/2013) [-]
#23 to #1 - perolaf ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
more spoilers
more spoilers
#19 - mattymc (02/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#12 - FuckyouMrCrowley (02/18/2013) [-]
well 			****		 got me    
i still thumbed
well **** got me
i still thumbed
User avatar #32 - arkadia ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
as soon as I saw Billy..
User avatar #26 - cooldudexy (02/18/2013) [-]
i got it the second it said billy
User avatar #9 - namnori (02/18/2013) [-]
Billy Genie?
#10 to #9 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
Billy Gene or however you spell it... by MJ
#11 to #9 - anon (02/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #35 to #9 - tallperson (02/18/2013) [-]
It's referencing Billie Jean by Michael Jackson
User avatar #38 to #35 - namnori (02/18/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I re-read it...
User avatar #37 to #35 - namnori (02/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, I got that... I'm wondering why it says Genie
User avatar #24 - danniegurl (02/18/2013) [-]
i didn't know the song, so this wasn't so funny for me.

but on a slightly related note, if he had sex with Genie (i know he's sterile and the kid's not his, but still)
how was his first tongue kiss with Billy?
i imagine tongue kiss comes before sex in most cases.
#21 - helidead (02/18/2013) [-]
Did someone say lemons?
#44 to #21 - robbomb (03/01/2013) [-]
anal you say?
#45 to #21 - anon (06/02/2013) [-]
LEMON LUBE! emi was my first path <3
User avatar #43 - danilawleit (02/22/2013) [-]
Even me being a gullible **** called ******** before the 11th line
User avatar #40 - oottovann (02/20/2013) [-]
Dude, that was my post...

I posted that.
#41 to #40 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
Dude, that was my post...

I posted that.
#39 - drnibbles (02/19/2013) [-]
Called it at Genie
#36 - tallperson (02/18/2013) [-]
mfw people spell it Billy when it's spelled Billie for females.
I know since it's my mom's name.
User avatar #29 - ihaveakeyboard (02/18/2013) [-]
I knew it was a going to be a stupid story as soon as it was first tongue kiss, but he somehow had sex
#28 - scuttle (02/18/2013) [-]
I knew it as soon as it had something to do with pregnancy.
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