Story Tiem. not mine, on /b/ 16/02/2013. File: -( 285 KB, 550x404, lemons, jpg) Story teim ml 20 years old Must broke up with gif Changing em in lunchroom on ca
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not mine, on /b/ 16/02/2013

File: -( 285 KB, 550x404, lemons, jpg)
Story teim ml
20 years old
Must broke up with
Changing em in lunchroom on campus
girl walks in
at my table cus it' s nearly empty
Hey anon, I' m Billy"
Hey Billy, I' m anon"
Thiinking wtf kind of name is Billy fer this piece of ass?
lunch together
each other' s company
it off
her on a date
immediately says yes
to movies that Friday
Ffirst tongue kiss
Stating fer month
about party one day at school
her if she wants to go
Sure why not"
weekend, go to party
a ******* blast
GGF never leaves my side
Aal ear familiar voice acre's mom
pregnant EX walking through cread
Anon, it' s mel"
heyy' I spurt hesitantly
Is this your new girly firend?" She asks holding back her spite
GGF smiles big and says "Yes, I am"
SEE smiles "Well, I' m Genie. Men' s Ex. Nice to meet yew
SEE pulls me ever to her fast
Anen___ We have to tak"
Abouta' I ask
looks down at her prego belly-.
It's yours-" She says
GGF walks up
Wtf is going en, Anon?"
Anon is going to be a father" EX says
GGF stares at me
out of party like bat out of hell
at EX with hatered
knows I' m sterile
SEE smiles and walks off into cread
Leeave party
to ' s house
s crying en porch
Icouldn' t even unlock her door she' s shaking bad
next to her
WHAT THE **** ANONA She screams
calm her down and tell her the truth
Billy, Genie is net my lover?
e' s just a girl whe says that I am the ene
the Kid is net my sen.
Can' t believe I read that whole thing you **** ****** .
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#2 - daftiduck (02/17/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Is it bad that I have those lemons in my reaction folder?
User avatar #14 - elyiia (02/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Called it as soon as I saw the name Billy.
#31 - zerojaxx (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
called it at "Billy"   
called it at "Billy"
#1 - teranin ONLINE (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - Willhelm (02/18/2013) [-]
I was expecting a Bill Murray.
I was expecting a Bill Murray.
User avatar #27 - Loopholes (02/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
With the name Billy I was expecting a trap story.
#12 - FuckyouMrCrowley (02/18/2013) [-]
well 						****					 got me    
i still thumbed
well **** got me
i still thumbed
#6 - moujmasti (02/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
uptil I saw the paycheck that said $4183, I did not believe mother in law was trully bringing in money parttime from their computer.. there aunts neighbour haz done this for under 16 months and by now cleared the depts on there cottage and bought a great BMW 5-series. this is where I went,
*+*+*+*+* ℬuzz80.ℂOℳ *+*+*+*+*
User avatar #7 to #6 - sinonyx (02/17/2013) [-]
sorry, but the link isn't clickable
#19 - mattymc (02/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - arkadia ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
as soon as I saw Billy..
User avatar #26 - cooldudexy (02/18/2013) [-]
i got it the second it said billy
User avatar #9 - namnori (02/18/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Billy Genie?
User avatar #43 - danilawleit (02/22/2013) [-]
Even me being a gullible **** called ******** before the 11th line
User avatar #40 - oottovann (02/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dude, that was my post...

I posted that.
#41 to #40 - anonymous (02/20/2013) [-]
Dude, that was my post...

I posted that.
#39 - drnibbles (02/19/2013) [-]
Called it at Genie
#36 - tallperson (02/18/2013) [-]
mfw people spell it Billy when it's spelled Billie for females.
I know since it's my mom's name.
#28 - scuttle (02/18/2013) [-]
I knew it as soon as it had something to do with pregnancy.
User avatar #24 - danniegurl ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
i didn't know the song, so this wasn't so funny for me.

but on a slightly related note, if he had sex with Genie (i know he's sterile and the kid's not his, but still)
how was his first tongue kiss with Billy?
i imagine tongue kiss comes before sex in most cases.
#21 - helidead (02/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Did someone say lemons?
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