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Spiderbro

I Anonymous (( Tue) : 49 No. tlel,
manly tear, jpg)
a cute girl therfor dinner sne night
a cockroach in the ketchem
h god the girl I brought home is going to think I' m disgusting
darts out frsm underlie cabinets and grabs it
4 freak out and gs to stomp him
looks up at me
4 hesitate
pulls the mach underlie counter and kills it fer me
Aalright. fine. he can stay
killed bugs fsr me all year- Hell. he killed other spiders fer me- too
4 would drop bits sf meat the him to eat
become fast friends
and stormy night
break in to rape my girlfriend and kill me
Quackle the first sne_ but the second she pulls a gun and points it at my face
to die
is the ceiling
Strops onto burglars face, bites his eye
out and starts flailing around
4 grabage gun
calls the caps
csmu. arrest burglars
4 spend the next day looking for spiderbro
sign sf him
Bcheck his home. see a pile sf roaches he killed and wrapped up. never ate them just killed them fsr me
gave his life for me
Knever forget
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#2 - stagger (09/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #2 - aussieftw (09/05/2013) [-]
I can't stop watching this...
User avatar #59 to #2 - germed (09/05/2013) [-]
Did that shelf start collapsing before he hit it?
#1 - luddethebunny (09/04/2013) [-]
I cry everytim
#13 - ancientchaos (09/05/2013) [-]
Spider bro stories cured my arachnophobia
Spider bro stories cured my arachnophobia
#30 to #13 - Rascal (09/05/2013) [-]
Well then, you obviously didn't have arachnophobia.
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#52 to #13 - vapaus (09/05/2013) [-]
Spider bros only enhanced my aracnophilia.
#15 - peetski (09/05/2013) [-]
spiderbro attacking the burglar
#26 - bobindun (09/05/2013) [-]
I love spiders, I always try to convince people not to kill them and feel like **** if Im told to kill one.
User avatar #67 to #26 - fartclouds (09/05/2013) [-]
but do you feel like **** because you're told to kill it, or do you feel like **** because you were told to kill it and you followed through? you could always let it roam free and see people's wtf.jpg
User avatar #78 to #67 - bobindun (09/05/2013) [-]
I feel like I guess I should kill it or someone else will. Kinda like if your parents turned into a zombie you would want to be the one to kill them.
#4 - yourinvisiblegf (09/04/2013) [-]
Spiderbro is best bro
#9 - geisterhaft (09/04/2013) [-]
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#76 to #9 - quinos (09/05/2013) [-]
This movie literally scared the living **** out of me as a child and it still does.
User avatar #21 to #9 - corpsedolly (09/05/2013) [-]
Annnnnd my arachnophobia is back.
User avatar #35 to #9 - Superhell (09/05/2013) [-]
...Source?

imsickenedbutcurious.png
User avatar #41 to #35 - demacianhooker (09/05/2013) [-]
Eight Legged Feaks I think, its a movie. Freaked me out as a kid
#42 to #41 - Superhell (09/05/2013) [-]
Why thank you very much.
User avatar #43 to #42 - demacianhooker (09/05/2013) [-]
[Posts cute picture internally]
User avatar #53 to #9 - XboxJunky (09/05/2013) [-]
There's a webbed up Scarlett Johansson in the same scene isn't there?
User avatar #62 to #53 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
yep
User avatar #20 to #9 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (09/05/2013) [-]
EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!!!
#11 - truelunar (09/05/2013) [-]
touching story but if you arachnophobic (like me) it would be Imposible to know a spider was any where near me
touching story but if you arachnophobic (like me) it would be Imposible to know a spider was any where near me
#38 - oubliette (09/05/2013) [-]
sleep with your Nose Closed
sleep with your Nose Closed
#77 to #38 - sweetjessierose (09/05/2013) [-]
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
User avatar #60 to #38 - gragasvlad (09/05/2013) [-]
why did you show me that?
User avatar #71 to #60 - oubliette (09/05/2013) [-]
Just a friendly reminder to plug your orifices at bedtime!
#69 to #38 - datgermanguy (09/05/2013) [-]
Oh god.
Oh god.
User avatar #40 to #38 - drewhamster (09/05/2013) [-]
What the actual **** ? Seriously though, what movie or show is that from?
User avatar #44 to #40 - oubliette (09/05/2013) [-]
The Covenant (2006), it was just a nightmare scene type thing
User avatar #79 to #44 - drewhamster (09/06/2013) [-]
Oh thanks. Actually I think I've seen that movie, would think I'd remember something like that.
#63 to #38 - sorinshrouds ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
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#46 to #38 - notacop (09/05/2013) [-]
I hate you
#49 to #38 - albertjester (09/05/2013) [-]
pray we never meet.
pray we never meet.
#61 to #49 - huntergriff ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
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#5 - trogdorrules ONLINE (09/04/2013) [-]
#70 - datgermanguy (09/05/2013) [-]
Oldie but a goldie.
Oldie but a goldie.
#50 - trollzorr (09/05/2013) [-]
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#54 - bigsaltyballs (09/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #66 - fartclouds (09/05/2013) [-]
as someone who's truly nope'd about spiders and used to live in a COCKroach infested apartment, i can truly say this post hit me in the feels. feels i never knew existed
#48 - azteh (09/05/2013) [-]
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#45 - dregonslyer (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm fine with spiders as long as they don't drop down on me when I'm in my bed. This happens way too often and I'm ******* paranoid now
User avatar #65 to #45 - thirdjess ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
I have ridiculously long hair, once I was walking to the toilet and I felt something drop down into my hair, and turned and bolted to the loungeroom where my family were because I thought it was a spider. My legs literally gave out underneath me. It was a ******* gecko.

**** geckos.
#39 - silverhellion (09/05/2013) [-]
would rather have a few spiders than a bunch of cockroaches and flies anyday
would rather have a few spiders than a bunch of cockroaches and flies anyday
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