Sneaky Bastard

Black widow range. (northern, western, and southern species)

Fuck. I live in areas for both, and my house used to have a brown recluse problem.

I live in Massachusetts, what the fuck do I keep finding then?

This thing only barely touches NC, yet I'm halfway to the coast and I see Black Widows a lot! Damn thing, getting my hopes up about spiders not being around me..

I live in Canada and we find those motherfuckers all over the country...so im gonna guess theyre basically anywhere in the states as well :/

suddenly i don't want to live in alabama anymore...

Japan has hornets 2 inches long, i prefer our continent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fTrSOFyfxs

Good thing no one lives in those parts of the USA

Oh god I am JUST out of the range of red.

how did you find a year and a half old post?

I AM THE GHOST OF FJs PAST WOOOooooOOOoooOOooOOooo.
You're a bunch a fags now WOOOOOOoooOOOWOWOOWOOOOO.

Whew. At least my sexual orientation hasn't changed

THEN YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING REGULAR PEOPLE THEN I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.

When I was little my older brother used to sneak into my room with various masks on and sit at the end of my bed or at the doorway in the dark. (sometimes made noises to I'd notice him). Made me afraid of the dark. I still am. I'm 23...

when I was 1 my dad put me down a waterslide, is that a valid reason to be afraid of drowning?

You're not quite this badly thumbed down, but still, here you go.

why are people thumbing me down? I never learned how to swim because of that incident

Same here, except someone (namely my dad) pushed my into the adult pool when I was 7 during my second day at the pool. I hate swimming now.

...YES! People have even stupider reasons for their fears, ever heard of what Christians did to Harry Potter books?

No, please elaborate.

Basically, some Christians in the deep South got the idea that the Harry Potter books were enticing children to practice witchcraft and Satanism. I believe they had a book burning, or at least went around libraries ripping copies off shelves. It's been a while, but that's the general story.

Thanks mate. Much appreciated.

there is a computer in the bathroom...

I don't think I'd ever get over my fear of spiders.

Oh god

Damn those are some tiny ass spiders.

just wait for a banana shipment >:3

What if it is summertime and I only wear flippy floppies.