Sir Mcgee and the Godless heathens. Uploading to show a few people.. D Anonymous ( 08 u' No 20366673 n Ranks » » »zoorem »iteams , Meagan: men: know we rs the m Godless heathens larpers vampires swords cosplay

Sir Mcgee and the Godless heathens

D Anonymous ( 08 u' No 20366673 n Ranks » » »zoorem »iteams , Meagan:
men: know we rs the mm mace but here gees
Hae my erreday
we to a harm have a ewe drunk and celebrate
muerto the any r wok randam bar
seedy but may
m at the bar and order sweet potato stout and a shot orwell turkey
pangender rs a Noe guy
nght so we sinks up a ewe
mm pass up
Jesus Christ not tonight '-
around to see hubub
N am w shock
my news to nu wth vampires
my real but the 'pretend but behave wee awn he send
The men l ask
They been up every week man l hate It we the buy Mot '-
Mm really bothered an r heed drining
wan rs secong loud
a tap on my shoulder
nignog dressed w style close and fake fangs mm a dagger at hrs we ' n me
three mend: wen hm
What are you dong here meat?'
mlt was my gnfday r ddint want to start she
dust "
back around
rng grabs my shouldering sews me around
The [Lace wed You need to leave on wont be responsive her what happens new
rng places hand en dagger
ever sellng rm w meme
wave barman or
rm out Sorry to mm your party"
spay out
to the deer
That: mm run we Inch"
w stop
mermares [
x] Ream
mask when ths camerae she happens each week
Hierman says every Thursday
to plan
Sry, on phone
raegan to dense plan
man up mend and ask rm can borrow a
Banend rs down and lends me hrs stur
lot rs full
outide amudmg
he the Hum
ieme for sums context
My busty who (ent me the new rs mm Ren can He dresses up and wad's around mm a sword and allthat l bummed some ems costume new and a poly carbon tradng bastard
mu eyes on me
Adressed head to toe as a Templar
plated gauntlets plated graves and boots bucket helmet, and the mg red crass on my whee we Sword at my we and a large yen cross my grandmother used as a wall
ornament chewed to my we
Bearman rs roung
Eerder stout and we turkey
we were for an hour amudmg my drunk and (smug tome barman
n the crowd
M hush my and gun to pay
Nah man, ttell we my ya '-
Tthank mmver the nee dunks and walk out
to earthen a vanes Hugs out
nignog and company
What dd r tell you last weev-
we my wmm
**** or, cunt" says l
rags gonna neg
dagger and advances
drawer an
get w range
tthey he the Timur
see on them to add men
Grades: heathen"
w car and have
later he mere vamp mght
Bearman happy
**** Vamps
  • Recommend tagsx
Views: 49117
Favorited: 266
Submitted: 04/07/2014
Share On Facebook
submit to reddit +Favorite Subscribe to krasnogvardiech Subscribe to 4chan


Anonymous comments allowed.
#10 - hudge (04/08/2014) [-]
I can never keep a straight face through "			***********		 stick".
I can never keep a straight face through " *********** stick".
#6 - kurokoda (04/08/2014) [-]
Tbh I never thought "vampires" ,"werewolves" or people who dressed in full Lolita style actually wen't out in public like that until a saw a gathering of them in a Walmart parking lot

User avatar #104 to #6 - desuforeverlulz (04/08/2014) [-]

I find it mildly cringey but at the same time I like people not being afraid to be who they want.
User avatar #122 to #104 - vangoz (04/14/2014) [-]
Except Wolfie Blackheart **** that family pet mutilating bitch
User avatar #107 to #6 - nustix (04/08/2014) [-]
I only saw one gathering of not ordinary dressed people and it was a group of naruto cosplayers in a themepark. At the time I didn't know what naruto or cosplaying was so I didn't bother. But honestly I've never seen these kind of people.
User avatar #34 to #6 - bowmasta (04/08/2014) [-]
I was at work on Sunday zip tieing some nets and a group of like 15 LARPers came walking by. They put on quite the show.

Made my ****** ass situation of getting shot at and sitting in the sun a bit better. At least it was funny.
#90 to #34 - anon (04/08/2014) [-]
Why you get shot at?
User avatar #110 to #90 - bowmasta (04/08/2014) [-]
I work at a paintball field.
User avatar #7 to #6 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/08/2014) [-]
i mean i wouldnt really give a **** about them if i saw them "everyone gots thier own thing" but if the ***** what to be pricks about it then yeah id **** with them and id **** with them hard like this guy did
User avatar #12 to #7 - kurokoda (04/08/2014) [-]
I **** you not one of them even asked me if I were interested in joining their "coven"
User avatar #9 to #6 - dwraith ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
It's because you only see gatherings of them at classy places like Walmart.
#69 - alphavsomega (04/08/2014) [-]
>polycarbon 			***********		 stick
>polycarbon *********** stick
#24 - ilbacondeity (04/08/2014) [-]
read this on here a few weeks ago. still enjoy it i suppose.
read this on here a few weeks ago. still enjoy it i suppose.
#5 - deezknuts (04/08/2014) [-]
>			*******		 vamp kids   
 per se
> ******* vamp kids
per se
#20 - mankey (04/08/2014) [-]
#21 to #20 - chancevance (04/08/2014) [-]
I see you have a smaller version than I.

For you, my friend.
#22 to #21 - mankey (04/08/2014) [-]
ooooh very nice *saved*. Mine I cropped from a demotivator.
#25 to #22 - chaossniper (04/08/2014) [-]
i see your crusader and rie one saracen
#23 to #22 - chancevance (04/08/2014) [-]
Lol I saw yours and thought I should get a Templar Knight background, saw this, saved, used, and remembered yours was smaller so I came back.
#11 - realmatureguyhere (04/08/2014) [-]
#58 - Compootor (04/08/2014) [-]
#3 - anon (04/07/2014) [-]
I cannot begin to shower you with green thumbs.
I cannot begin to shower you with green thumbs.
#84 - eddymolly (04/08/2014) [-]
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armory of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy fœtid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursèd simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.

What you should have said
#97 to #84 - rednax (04/08/2014) [-]
"ways of the ape warrior" best reaction pic I could find on my comp on short notice.
#98 to #97 - eddymolly (04/08/2014) [-]
Closest I have
Closest I have
#35 - rabidaardvark (04/08/2014) [-]
So the morons see this guy in full plate and with a bastard sword, and think a measly dagger's gonna be enough?
So the morons see this guy in full plate and with a bastard sword, and think a measly dagger's gonna be enough?
User avatar #38 to #35 - dharkmoswen (04/08/2014) [-]
Chainmail doesn't stand up to a well made dagger place in the right joint
#55 to #38 - rabidaardvark (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess these pretend vampires werent well versed in the weak points of medieval armour.
User avatar #75 to #55 - dharkmoswen (04/08/2014) [-]
Let's hope so. I'm confused why we both had valid points and I got thumbed down :/
User avatar #78 to #75 - Anonomousthirteen (04/08/2014) [-]
Welcome to Funnyjunk.
Just as a display, I'm going to try to **** this comment up with red thumbs.
#41 to #38 - jiichei (04/08/2014) [-]
yeah, you're right, but he still had better stuff and chances than the vamps
User avatar #45 to #41 - dharkmoswen (04/08/2014) [-]
Agreed. even if the dagger blade fractured and pierced, he'd likely get a minor wound (or a few) and still come out on top
#99 to #38 - bakagaijin ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
>implying that he has or could afford a well made dagger
User avatar #118 to #99 - dharkmoswen (04/09/2014) [-]
Being able to afford it isn't the question. His intelligence, however, is. And I doubt he would be smart enough to.
User avatar #40 to #38 - kennyh (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm going to guess he had an elaborately designed dagger with no thought put into real craftsmanship.
User avatar #44 to #40 - dharkmoswen (04/08/2014) [-]
Sometimes that's even more dangerous. The chances of it piercing and fracturing are greater.
User avatar #39 to #38 - dharkmoswen (04/08/2014) [-]
They're still idiots though.
#8 - centurionprime ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
hi frontpage.
hi frontpage.
#53 - gibroner ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
This needs it's own movie
#27 - sirbrentcoe (04/08/2014) [-]
good stuff.
good stuff.
User avatar #19 - splendiddust (04/08/2014) [-]
The comment section is just a competition to see who has the best "Thumbs for you" gif
#18 - donalbaine (04/08/2014) [-]
"			***********		 stick"
" *********** stick"
User avatar #76 - letriggs (04/08/2014) [-]
I know for a fact if I were to walk past a bar filled with "vampires" and see a ******* templar waltz in I would go in just to see the **** go down
#85 to #76 - kanatana (04/08/2014) [-]
I would leave, get popcorn, and hope I made it in time for the show.
I would leave, get popcorn, and hope I made it in time for the show.
#2 - iamostrich (04/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 - metalbeasteg ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
"Godless heathens"   
I 			*******		 LOVE IT.
"Godless heathens"

I ******* LOVE IT.
#15 - mrsnowballs (04/08/2014) [-]
That is now in my top 10 all time favorite green texts
That is now in my top 10 all time favorite green texts
Leave a comment

Top Content in 24 Hours

 Friends (0)