Shrek. . e chich ( Wed) 17: 49 Na 13674 twerking at McDonald' s asks for big mac Hays to hold the onions spat onions in it anyway in it for disrespecting smelt  onions
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e chich ( Wed) 17: 49 Na 13674
twerking at McDonald' s
asks for big mac
Hays to hold the onions
spat onions in it anyway
in it for disrespecting smelt
sees me spit in his burger
to manager
met fired an the spot
age home
spray to smelt
ttell him what happened atwood
shear a whisper
dont worry, your problems will be ogre soon"
awake up next day
uturn an the news
fstory an a double homicide
mmy ex manager and the customer were the victims
says both were beaten to death with an onion
shear another faint whisper
they should' checked themselves before they shrewd themselves"
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Views: 58537 Submitted: 01/20/2013
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#10 - captainfuckitall
Reply +99
(01/21/2013) [-]
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
#13 to #10 - foelkera
Reply +12
(01/21/2013) [-]
shrek is drek
#7 - anino
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(01/20/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - bushingenna
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(01/21/2013) [-]
#64 - reallynotdashie
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(01/21/2013) [-]
#1 - whopperinfection
Reply +52
(01/20/2013) [-]
#40 to #1 - primevalnostromo
Reply +3
(01/21/2013) [-]
Oh God
Why is this so funny?
#18 - seniorpokeman
Reply +50
(01/21/2013) [-]
#33 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(01/21/2013) [-]
what in the name of **** is that ******* **** that you just posted?

i cannot stop saying what the **** in my head
#42 to #18 - yowutis
Reply +4
(01/21/2013) [-]
So hard to breathe! Can't stop laughing at this
#51 to #18 - enpootis
Reply +4
(01/21/2013) [-]
every time i read that
every time i read that
#34 to #18 - egotistical
Reply +12
(01/21/2013) [-]
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#4 - remsaman ONLINE
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(01/20/2013) [-]
#65 - Tyranitar
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(01/21/2013) [-]
#69 - imalex
Reply +20
(01/21/2013) [-]
wow that was a fast repost
wow that was a fast repost
#38 - thezillis
Reply +15
(01/21/2013) [-]
Oh my **** why am I laughing!?
It's not even that funny!
ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!

I can't breathe