Scary RP. Made me laugh hard in a long time when I read this and thought I'd share. I Anonymous ()9/ 20/ 08( Sat) 15. File 12219_ g-( 25 KS, 443x388, 1220961636
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Scary RP. Made me laugh hard in a long time when I read this and thought I'd share. I Anonymous ()9/ 20/ 08( Sat) 15. File 12219_ g-( 25 KS, 443x388, 1220961636

Made me laugh hard in a long time when I read this and thought I'd share

I Anonymous ()9/ 20/ 08( Sat) 15.
File 12219_ g-( 25 KS, 443x388, 1220961636445% i)
I once Saw giving birth an server.
I was passing by for a quest read yelling "Oh god" "ft lerts", I we this Blood Imafemale an bench - sitting dawn
with fiteme Blend Elf male dressed in Tuxedo.
So I stealth and stick around to see what happens. Finally after the doctor said "its a bear!" 3 one bland eulogy in and says "mama".
I was terrified.
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#1 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
I've seen some **** when I played WoW...
#2 to #1 - ussioc (05/19/2013) [-]
Would love to hear your tales, feel free to share
#3 to #2 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
Sadly, I don't remember many of them. I just know that I've seen quite some... weird stuff. It's ban almost 7 years now since I last played. Sorry to disappoint, have frodo sagbag as compensation.
#4 to #3 - ussioc (05/19/2013) [-]
hahaha yeah read about frodo sagbag a while ago, but there are some weird people who play WoW, I was actually thinking of starting a while back O.o Glad I didn't
User avatar #5 to #4 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah man. I stopped because of a number of reasons. School, social life and money, mostly. That **** was quite addictive.
#6 to #5 - ussioc (05/19/2013) [-]
Hahaha yeah I remember a while back when a mate of mine was showing me the game, he went onto the website and onto the free trial, they made you pay to have a go on the free trial! Couldn't stop laughing.. And yeah every game can get addictive and ruin your social life, grades and thin out your wallet.
#7 to #6 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but WoW is kind of special. Glad I kicked that addicion. Sadly, now I'm stuck with Civilization 5.
User avatar #10 to #7 - navadae (05/19/2013) [-]
you broke history
#12 to #10 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
Once gandhi's got nukes, he's a huge warmongerer. He goes from everybody's best friend to neighbourhood bully.
User avatar #23 to #12 - ninjacowboy (05/20/2013) [-]
Once he has nukes? As soon as he has any kind of advantage he starts taking on neighbors. I've been forced into war with him across the map, with 3 other nations between us in the Renaissance era before because my military was a couple of units smaller. His personality AI is very ironically aggressive.

That is a fantastic picture btw.
#115 to #23 - crazyolitis (05/20/2013) [-]
With me, he just expands like crazy. **** that double city unhappiness, he's one of the most expansionistic leaders in the game.
#18 to #12 - anon (05/19/2013) [-]
>Implying I don't exterminate him first.
#9 to #7 - ussioc (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I used to play runescape, was awesome until they added some **** updates to it, heard they was bringing back the old rs and wouldn't mind starting again just for fun. Right now I'm on cod4 on PC and league of legends, really need to start revising for my college exams! Hopefully pass them and start everything I've been wanting to do, job, gym, start a new game something decent etc.
User avatar #11 to #9 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, man, I know how you feel about runescape. Runescape was basically my english teacher when I was younger. Also, the old RS is only available for members, I've heard. Also I've played TF2 for a while.

And what's this about a new game? You want to become a game developer or something?
#13 to #11 - ussioc (05/19/2013) [-]
I meant start playing a new game lol wouldn't be able to design one for **** , Runescape was the **** back in the day and members meaning £5 membership thing??
User avatar #14 to #13 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but prices change, you know? Inflation and **** . I also remember funorb.
#15 to #14 - ussioc (05/19/2013) [-]
Funorb site with all the games? I was a minicliper growing up as a kid, that how I found runescape, killing goblins for half an hour tryna buy my way into al kharid hahaha was awesome looking back, wasn't too bad at it, remember finding this kid in highschool who used to play it and sold rs money for cash, told him to give us like 200m each, there was about 5 of us, lets just say he never got his cash, that was the only time I actually had cash, died with most my **** somehow and lost it, bad times.. Gave all my **** away once I quit, so going back to it I'd have to make some cash somehow..
User avatar #16 to #15 - crazyolitis (05/19/2013) [-]
There's the grand exchange, isn't there? If you level up a bit, it shouldn't be too hard. Thinbgs like logs and ores are quite wanted and valuable.
#17 to #16 - ussioc (05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah the GE pretty old, checked back on it recently and there was some next new combat system, was like **** that! Logged back out, but I mean literally skint, gave away anything and everything valueable, would literally have to start mining, woodcutting, fishing to get money, cba with that **** , if I started it would be to have fun, not get back into that tryhard skilling **** again.. Just like go around slaying etc.. Doubt I would pvp was always **** at it and there's so many people who literally spend their life learning how to be the best so yeah lol I think I'd just stick to slaying and like quests here and there.
User avatar #123 to #7 - existacne (05/20/2013) [-]
I don't play Civ5 since I gifted EVERYONE a ******** of money and still they declared me war.
User avatar #124 to #123 - crazyolitis (05/20/2013) [-]
Don't give the AI just money. It plays to win, you know? Not to be your friend. You NEED to keep your army up, only trade when necesary, and declare war when needed.
User avatar #125 to #124 - existacne (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, I did that, but then I just wanted to play to be a friend for everyone at least one map. Wel...
User avatar #126 to #125 - crazyolitis (05/20/2013) [-]
You MUST be a dick to at least somebody, because everybody else will do it for you, against you. You just need to try it again.
#152 - bdowns (05/20/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #91 at Handjob **
#154 to #152 - kweel ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
That relevance!
#138 - Jameshaich (05/20/2013) [-]
> First time ever playing Gmod.
> Friend Asks me to go on RP server, act serious and **** .
> Not my thing, but okay
> As soon as a join, with no items or nothing
> Walk down alley
> Dude with gun comes out
> "Drop your ******* pants or i'll shoot you"
> Wat
> "Turn around"
> Quiet. nothing happening
> "Ohh yeah, take it all you cunt"
> Don't even know whats happening. Nothing happening on my screen
> "I'm done, you're pathetic"
> Shoots me
I never play on anything Role Playing ever again now
#150 to #138 - unoletmehavename (05/20/2013) [-]
Thats why on Gmod the bulding servers are best
#21 - sparkytoast (05/19/2013) [-]
>Be playing runescape, about 15yrs old or something   
>Kinda bored so i walk into a 2 story building for absolutely no reason   
>Go upstairs and see 2 players (male and female) just hanging out in a bedroom   
>Apparently don't notice me bc they are going on like they are having sex   
>i interrupt and get told to get out   
>MFW 2, most likely preteens, were having sex in runescape, 			*******		 runescape....
>Be playing runescape, about 15yrs old or something
>Kinda bored so i walk into a 2 story building for absolutely no reason
>Go upstairs and see 2 players (male and female) just hanging out in a bedroom
>Apparently don't notice me bc they are going on like they are having sex
>i interrupt and get told to get out
>MFW 2, most likely preteens, were having sex in runescape, ******* runescape....
User avatar #149 to #21 - brettyoke (05/20/2013) [-]
I remember when people used to dance towards eachother and call it sex. Back when the dance emote was a retarded leg shake.
#27 to #21 - necrolich (05/20/2013) [-]
Someone once told me to go to the top of an inn to have sex with them. When i said no and left he followed me around for 2 hours telling me to **** him in the game.
#66 to #21 - datspidey (05/20/2013) [-]
This exact same thing happened to me in varrock...

mfw I awkwardly go back down stairs
#136 to #66 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
Was it the building next to the sewer entrance? It always happened in there
#24 to #21 - anon (05/20/2013) [-]
That was probably me.
User avatar #144 - thumbsdenied (05/20/2013) [-]
>in RP realm.
> childrens week
> Undead player pimping his blood elf orphan to other players in undercity
> tauren male comes along asking for prices. gives the undead the money
> another player logs, orc in tuxedo and says "Hi im chris hansen, why dont you take a seat" and pops out his mushroom chair
> 2 blood elf males in blue plate gear runs from the corners and stands behind the tauren
> the tauren player is just confused
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User avatar #82 to #76 - grubbah (05/20/2013) [-]
TFW I'm a superDJ 4DM1N on an RP server, and the **** I have to put up with drives me to drink.
#85 to #76 - greatcornholio (05/20/2013) [-]
milk is illegal   
   
what the 			****
milk is illegal

what the ****
User avatar #88 to #85 - sabcy (05/20/2013) [-]
play tf2.... the scout's milk...... it's not milk
#19 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
#108 - themuffinmaan (05/20/2013) [-]
I used to play world of warcraft. Towards the end when I started getting bored with it, I made a prostitute elf lady. Designed specifically to take advantage of the loneliness of people on there. Standing around naked spouting erotic nonsense. Charging 1g per dance.   
   
<MFW it actually worked and I never had to quest for money again.
I used to play world of warcraft. Towards the end when I started getting bored with it, I made a prostitute elf lady. Designed specifically to take advantage of the loneliness of people on there. Standing around naked spouting erotic nonsense. Charging 1g per dance.

<MFW it actually worked and I never had to quest for money again.

#120 to #108 - existacne (05/20/2013) [-]
> to quest for money
#145 to #120 - davidavidson (05/20/2013) [-]
>to be a brennie
#169 to #145 - existacne (05/20/2013) [-]
> not to be a brony
#170 to #169 - davidavidson (05/20/2013) [-]
>that is the question
User avatar #171 to #170 - existacne (05/20/2013) [-]
Actually, no, I think that's more like trying to greentext outside the imageboard.
User avatar #173 to #171 - davidavidson (05/20/2013) [-]
Your right. I was just copying you.

I didn't realize it was you either dude. Sorry for being a douche :/

I usually just poke fun at brennies is all.
User avatar #174 to #173 - existacne (05/20/2013) [-]
No need to be a sorry about, It's nice to meet you here.
Believe me or not, I like make fun out of some brоnies too.
Have you played WoW, is it legal that he actually did quests for gold?
It's like what, about 40g for 1 high level quest, now, right?
User avatar #175 to #174 - davidavidson (05/20/2013) [-]
Dude I have no clue. I played Ruin Scape in Junior High and that was it haha
User avatar #176 to #175 - existacne (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, okay then. When I got the computer with the internet, two of my classmates played WoW, so that's how I started. Never played Rune Scape, though.
I'll see you later, dude.
User avatar #177 to #176 - davidavidson (05/20/2013) [-]
l8r m8r
#57 - biggrand (05/20/2013) [-]
mfw the baby is a full grown male with mustache and starter gear
mfw the baby is a full grown male with mustache and starter gear
#52 - tenmillionbears (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh **** ...my server had some ****** up people, and it wasn't even an RP server. One time, these people were in the inn in orgrimmar. They were having this giant orgy, I think. They were doing this by spamming "x" (which makes you sit down) on top of each other. Then one of them tried to seduce me. This went on for quite a while. OH God it was horrible, ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS KILL GAMON.
#45 - zafara (05/20/2013) [-]
I bet they planned to do that in front of people just to freak people out. Must have been very well executed, I would have loved to be there.
#142 - hypex (05/20/2013) [-]
RP'ers are some of the most ****** up people on the planet i swear

>WoW
>2 years ago
>join random ass guild
>rp guild
>ohboyherewego.jpg

i have read 6 stories about vore (google it)
2 about pissing on one another
7-10 about how "kawaii" others look
i find that one especially funny considering they where all neckbeard virgins of no return
and even once i encountered someone wanting to set up a IRL "tentacle rape party" where the tentacles where garden hoses

**** aint normal, but on RP it is
User avatar #203 to #142 - vore (05/22/2013) [-]
Hey, i'm awesome, okay?
#143 to #142 - lordpancake (05/20/2013) [-]
I used to play it too, I had a friend who got me into it, and he was in a roleplay server. I didnt know any better myself so I just went ahead and started playing on it. I never knew what "RP" was, as it was pretty much my first major mmo (other than rs but that was different) so I saw some ****** up **** and never really said anything or knew why. You're right, it isnt normal, still. D:
#111 - bitchplzzz (05/20/2013) [-]
So that's whats happening while I register for MMO games
User avatar #77 - mookiez (05/20/2013) [-]
And then it grows horns and vectors and ***** **** up in a cute way.
#116 - Wakko (05/20/2013) [-]
I remember being bored on day on WoW and so decided to join an RP server and ended up just running around like an idiot saying random stuff and dancing naked on top of a mailbox and had people call the &quot;Police&quot; after me. I just went along with it and let them &quot;arrest&quot; me and take me away for Indecent Exposure
I remember being bored on day on WoW and so decided to join an RP server and ended up just running around like an idiot saying random stuff and dancing naked on top of a mailbox and had people call the "Police" after me. I just went along with it and let them "arrest" me and take me away for Indecent Exposure
#97 to #70 - fukyu (05/20/2013) [-]
i don't get it, are you saying this disturbed you so much you had to turn off your computer? or are you saying those people need to turn off theirs, are you saying they need to be removed by an DJ 4DM1N.. i am trying to understand what you mean so i know which way to vote you.
User avatar #191 to #97 - urghseventysix (05/21/2013) [-]
Disturbed.

...

And slightly aroused.
#147 - volksworgen (05/20/2013) [-]
******* moonguard man.
#67 - zendir (05/20/2013) [-]
Found out that if you are in a party and you use path of frost while mounted it makes the mounts do dirty, dirty things with one another
Found out that if you are in a party and you use path of frost while mounted it makes the mounts do dirty, dirty things with one another
User avatar #205 to #67 - strangemoo (06/02/2013) [-]
I'll have to try that.
#206 to #205 - zendir (06/07/2013) [-]
Works best with dragons
#158 - fastforward (05/20/2013) [-]
How I imagine it looked like...
How I imagine it looked like...
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