Russians.. This is the story of how a crazy russian stopped two burglars with a chicken mcnugget as retold by anon from 4chan. CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 5 tag youre it 4Chan FOR THE MOTHERLA
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Russians.. This is the story of how a crazy russian stopped two burglars with a chicken mcnugget as retold by anon from 4chan. CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 5

This is the story of how a crazy russian stopped two burglars with a chicken mcnugget as retold by anon from 4chan

CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 551 551555255? 5515533315
sliske in the middle of where
yhave the day off
war is in the garage
am upstairs
chear a car outside just idling
llook out small window
Inst sure who it is SC) as I am about to gs downstairs I hear nig l yell
5" cshady here homie lets get in get out"
wig? says he will get the
fucking l
nugget because it was closest and loaded
tthe bayonet was already it
behind the railing bythe mt that (overlooks my frint deer and only staircase
yhave enough rnsm to see the entire entry way but be hidden
chear rustling at the door
wig sne turns the handle (I' m home SC) ofcourse its unlocked)
Merst thing I see same through the door is a glock
up irons and wait
ssee a shoulder
ssee a face
tjust as his eyes and bodyguard into the entry way he had a glorious in his chest
twerking the bolt
wig l has expired
wig 2 is wide eyed in shock as I am stairs and his partner is dead
am also in a little shock SC) I yell the first thing that came to mind
shit you nst
wig 2 doesn' t have a gun
rush down the stairs at him while yelling bayonet first
we falls backward before I reach him and gets hurt my stairs
gets up and heads toward the car
off porch and bayonet the hood ofthe car before he can get his door shut and I Ish a round right into his engine block
reroll) bay hm his hood and aim at his skull
wall the testes with my gun trained him
Mums out my house wasn' t the first they broke into and the pistol had been used in a homicide
kgst a pat the back mm the and was asked why nig 2 thought I was Russian?
don' t know comrade Isl
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - scandaldog
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remember comrade...
#52 to #2 - mcmental
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#67 to #2 - artyommetro
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#20 to #2 - traks
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**** yeah, tanks
#43 to #20 - warlockrichard
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#92 to #43 - wazoowonseventeen
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#105 to #92 - warlockrichard
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#106 to #105 - wazoowonseventeen
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User avatar #11 to #2 - Schadenfreude
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I love this post because it's literally in my top five for most inspiring speeches ever.
User avatar #17 to #11 - roninneko
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Most definitely.
#9 - curveball
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#5 - ldnelson
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(07/03/2014) [-]
AHHHH MOTHERLAND
User avatar #24 to #5 - sspacecore
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Can you believe it's been 11 years since that video came out?
User avatar #34 to #24 - ldnelson
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Jesus I'm old...
#8 to #5 - hudge
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Here's the picture you're looking for.
#6 - mikhailovych
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#16 to #6 - roninneko
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Why ya gotta remind me that the Father isded?
Why ya gotta remind me that the Father isded?
#50 to #16 - spetsnazvymple
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he's really dead?
User avatar #56 to #50 - incognitoad
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25497013
Google his name you get plenty more results.
#115 to #56 - spetsnazvymple
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naw i was talking about ivan
User avatar #117 to #115 - roninneko
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Ivan Chesnokov is not the Father.
#120 to #117 - spetsnazvymple
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I'm not worried about mikhail. He is a god, and gods don't die, they just return to their throne.
#26 - anon id: 302bbb8a
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why shoot the nig
#38 to #26 - anon id: ea0f54a0
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because he had a gun and had previously killed. while he didnt know that last part, if someone comes into your house with a gun, im pretty sure you would shoot the ************ before you're getting shot at. plus hes black, they look more dangerous, boosting your chances to shoot. not racist but you know you would

okay slightly racist
#68 to #38 - hitbyadriveby
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User avatar #47 to #26 - shreddednation
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I'd shoot you if you walked into my house with a gun unannounced.
you don't use a gun to threaten people you use it to kill a man that gets in your way or threatens your life.
OP would be doing the prior and the black man was doing the latter.
Again, I'd shoot your ass until you hit the floor if you had a gun. Just remember.
Double tap.
#77 to #47 - anon id: 9c884624
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Yes, but then you'd be going to jail. Read up on self defense laws, man.
I'm not saying you're lying, you probably would shoot them. But then you'd be in a huge mess with the law because you used way more force than was necessary. You have to make yourself known to an "attacker" before you start firing so you don't just kill a kid with an unloaded glock who thought he'd get a quick month's rent.
#100 to #77 - antexic
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Hey everyone! This guy thinks that the self defense laws where he lives applies everywhere else! Seriously though, Countries and states have completely different laws. Some states have "castle doctrine" which allows you to shoot anyone that has invaded your property and poses a threat to you.
User avatar #87 to #77 - shreddednation
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well then might as well just scream out "I have a gun but I'm not going to use it unless you step into my house further!" then they'd run away.
www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0700-0799/0776/Sections/0776.013.html
and no, I'm aware of the laws set up by the state. They enter with a gun, you become judge dread and scream out that you're the law whilst turning their bodies into cheese because you're defending your ******* life bro.
And yes, I live in ********* Florida filled with gun toting rednecks and extremely ghetto people. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here and I'll assume you're from somewhere a tiny bit different than Florida.
User avatar #32 to #26 - jacoban
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cause he black
#28 to #26 - itsbendingtime
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he put down a dangerous wild animal
User avatar #27 - jeremytheinsane
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>nig 1 has expired. That caught me too of guard.
#36 - flyingvivo
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RUSSIA STRONK!
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#37 to #36 - flyingvivo
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RUSSIA CAN INTO UKRAINE!
RUSSIA CAN INTO UKRAINE!
#19 - artyomthebadass
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#25 to #19 - sspacecore
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#3 - tenfinnvo
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User avatar #10 to #3 - unusualmoo
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But thats ********, Texas would be Americas revolver and/or shotgun.
User avatar #46 to #10 - avatarofavarice
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And Florida ought to be the dick.
User avatar #12 to #10 - tenfinnvo
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This was most likely made by someone from russia.
We don't know much about your states.
User avatar #13 to #12 - unusualmoo
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Alright alright, I'll give you that one.
User avatar #51 to #3 - thechosentroll
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The little Crimea makes it so much better.
#66 to #3 - anon id: c468dbe1
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okay so gurren laugon picture makes me think America isn't going to win
#41 - kaboomz
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cool story tovarishch