Russians.. This is the story of how a crazy russian stopped two burglars with a chicken mcnugget as retold by anon from 4chan. CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 5 tag youre it 4Chan FOR THE MOTHERLA


Russians.. This is the story of how a crazy russian stopped two burglars with a chicken mcnugget as retold by anon from 4chan. CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 5

This is the story of how a crazy russian stopped two burglars with a chicken mcnugget as retold by anon from 4chan

CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 551 551555255? 5515533315
sliske in the middle of where
yhave the day off
war is in the garage
am upstairs
chear a car outside just idling
llook out small window
Inst sure who it is SC) as I am about to gs downstairs I hear nig l yell
5" cshady here homie lets get in get out"
wig? says he will get the
******* l
nugget because it was closest and loaded
tthe bayonet was already it
behind the railing bythe mt that (overlooks my frint deer and only staircase
yhave enough rnsm to see the entire entry way but be hidden
chear rustling at the door
wig sne turns the handle (I' m home SC) ofcourse its unlocked)
Merst thing I see same through the door is a glock
up irons and wait
ssee a shoulder
ssee a face
tjust as his eyes and bodyguard into the entry way he had a glorious in his chest
twerking the bolt
wig l has expired
wig 2 is wide eyed in shock as I am stairs and his partner is dead
am also in a little shock SC) I yell the first thing that came to mind
**** you nst
wig 2 doesn' t have a gun
rush down the stairs at him while yelling bayonet first
we falls backward before I reach him and gets hurt my stairs
gets up and heads toward the car
off porch and bayonet the hood ofthe car before he can get his door shut and I Ish a round right into his engine block
reroll) bay hm his hood and aim at his skull
wall the testes with my gun trained him
Mums out my house wasn' t the first they broke into and the pistol had been used in a homicide
kgst a pat the back mm the and was asked why nig 2 thought I was Russian?
don' t know comrade Isl
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#2 - scandaldog (07/02/2014) [-]
remember comrade...
#20 to #2 - traks (07/03/2014) [-]
**** yeah, tanks
User avatar #11 to #2 - Schadenfreude (07/03/2014) [-]
I love this post because it's literally in my top five for most inspiring speeches ever.
User avatar #17 to #11 - roninneko (07/03/2014) [-]
Most definitely.
#16 to #6 - roninneko (07/03/2014) [-]
Why ya gotta remind me that the Father isded?
Why ya gotta remind me that the Father isded?
#50 to #16 - spetsnazvymple (07/03/2014) [-]
he's really dead?
User avatar #56 to #50 - incognitoad (07/03/2014) [-]
Google his name you get plenty more results.
#115 to #56 - spetsnazvymple (07/03/2014) [-]
naw i was talking about ivan
User avatar #117 to #115 - roninneko (07/04/2014) [-]
Ivan Chesnokov is not the Father.
#120 to #117 - spetsnazvymple (07/04/2014) [-]
I'm not worried about mikhail. He is a god, and gods don't die, they just return to their throne.
#5 - ldnelson (07/03/2014) [-]
#8 to #5 - hudge (07/03/2014) [-]
Here's the picture you're looking for.
User avatar #24 to #5 - sspacecore (07/03/2014) [-]
Can you believe it's been 11 years since that video came out?
User avatar #34 to #24 - ldnelson (07/03/2014) [-]
Jesus I'm old...
User avatar #27 - jeremytheinsane (07/03/2014) [-]
>nig 1 has expired. That caught me too of guard.
#36 - flyingvivo (07/03/2014) [-]
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#19 - artyomthebadass ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
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#41 - kaboomz (07/03/2014) [-]
cool story tovarishch
#31 - asmodeu (07/03/2014) [-]
I'm in a no-civilians-with-guns country but a google suggests this may be the hellish mcnugget Russian dude used. Wish I had that sort of McDonalds around...
User avatar #33 to #31 - foelkera ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
You can get one pretty easily for about $150 US
User avatar #57 to #33 - hairyjonson (07/03/2014) [-]
there even cheaper in cabela's like around 80 to 100
#60 - spankcakes (07/03/2014) [-]
#59 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
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#118 to #59 - wumbido (07/04/2014) [-]
tacticool door breach
#26 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
why shoot the nig
User avatar #47 to #26 - shreddednation (07/03/2014) [-]
I'd shoot you if you walked into my house with a gun unannounced.
you don't use a gun to threaten people you use it to kill a man that gets in your way or threatens your life.
OP would be doing the prior and the black man was doing the latter.
Again, I'd shoot your ass until you hit the floor if you had a gun. Just remember.
Double tap.
#77 to #47 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Yes, but then you'd be going to jail. Read up on self defense laws, man.
I'm not saying you're lying, you probably would shoot them. But then you'd be in a huge mess with the law because you used way more force than was necessary. You have to make yourself known to an "attacker" before you start firing so you don't just kill a kid with an unloaded glock who thought he'd get a quick month's rent.
#100 to #77 - antexic (07/03/2014) [-]
Hey everyone! This guy thinks that the self defense laws where he lives applies everywhere else! Seriously though, Countries and states have completely different laws. Some states have "castle doctrine" which allows you to shoot anyone that has invaded your property and poses a threat to you.
User avatar #87 to #77 - shreddednation (07/03/2014) [-]
well then might as well just scream out "I have a gun but I'm not going to use it unless you step into my house further!" then they'd run away.
and no, I'm aware of the laws set up by the state. They enter with a gun, you become judge dread and scream out that you're the law whilst turning their bodies into cheese because you're defending your ******* life bro.
And yes, I live in ********* Florida filled with gun toting rednecks and extremely ghetto people. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt here and I'll assume you're from somewhere a tiny bit different than Florida.
User avatar #32 to #26 - jacoban (07/03/2014) [-]
cause he black
#38 to #26 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
because he had a gun and had previously killed. while he didnt know that last part, if someone comes into your house with a gun, im pretty sure you would shoot the ************ before you're getting shot at. plus hes black, they look more dangerous, boosting your chances to shoot. not racist but you know you would

okay slightly racist
#28 to #26 - itsbendingtime (07/03/2014) [-]
he put down a dangerous wild animal
#54 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Should have killed them both, they deserved to die. I ******* hate criminals. They're such scum I swear...
User avatar #58 to #54 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Well hold on, that kind of thinking is what gets little kids in Iran their arms crushed for stealing an apple to feed themselves, but yeah, if I was in a similar situation I probably would have tried to kill them both, when are you gonna see a real life ballistics test like that?
#69 to #58 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
Don't break the law. Ever. I don't give a **** where you are or what you did, do not become a criminal.
User avatar #70 to #69 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Meh, if I have a bad case of the sticky fingers coming out of H.E.B. or Walmart or some other multi-million dollar company I don't expect a .45 ACP round between the shoulder blades on my way out the doors.
#71 to #70 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
You might not expect it but you still deserve it for being scum. You are a criminal if you do that. I mean come on... are you 5? How have you not learned yet that you can not always get what you want? BUT I WANT ITTTTTTT!!!! I WANT IT SO I AM GOING TO TAKE IT > MINE!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #72 to #71 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
I expect to be able to pocket some Magic the Gathering card without being sent to Guantanamo Bay and water boarded
#107 to #72 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
If you want something you pay for it. What the **** makes you so special? Why do you feel entitled to **** you don't own and didn't pay for?
#108 to #107 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
I never steal anything they won't be able to replace for a fraction of a percent of their daily profit. I'm like Robin Hood, but more selfish, stealing from the rich and giving myself.
#109 to #108 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
No matter how you try to justify it you're still a terrible person. You're a thief. You can't always get what you want. Grow the **** up if that's how you think things are.
User avatar #110 to #109 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
I know I can't always get what I want. I can't get a private airliner, but I sure as hell can get a new deck of Magic cards for the low low price of free, which falls neatly into my budget.
#112 to #110 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
And that makes you a greedy little **** . Stop stealing.
User avatar #113 to #112 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Greedy? You wound me sir! Wow **** that summer reading is really ******* getting to me, anyway, I limit myself to things within reason, a pack of cards here, or there, you should see my idiot brother, he ******* walked out of a convenience store with one of those baskets just filled with junk food and shiny things.
#116 to #113 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
And what makes you think you can just walk into a store and take what you want? Where the **** does this false sense of entitlement come from?
#122 to #121 - zerocousland (07/05/2014) [-]
Teach me your ways master, the biggest score i've had is walking out of gamestop with a free game, oh and nabbing at an expo.
#74 to #69 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
lol fuk urslf
#101 - WhitePimp (07/03/2014) [-]
I laughed way too hard at that
I laughed way too hard at that
#3 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 to #3 - unusualmoo (07/03/2014) [-]
But thats ******** , Texas would be Americas revolver and/or shotgun.
User avatar #46 to #10 - avatarofavarice (07/03/2014) [-]
And Florida ought to be the dick.
User avatar #12 to #10 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (07/03/2014) [-]
This was most likely made by someone from russia.
We don't know much about your states.
User avatar #13 to #12 - unusualmoo (07/03/2014) [-]
Alright alright, I'll give you that one.
User avatar #51 to #3 - thechosentroll (07/03/2014) [-]
The little Crimea makes it so much better.
#66 to #3 - anon (07/03/2014) [-]
okay so gurren laugon picture makes me think America isn't going to win
#7 - mrwaldon (07/03/2014) [-]
Glory to the motherland.
User avatar #123 - cocopopsonfire (07/21/2014) [-]
>nig 1 has expired

if its smells fine its probably good to pour on your cereal
#79 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
Then there's this **** . I get the guy being charged for not storing the guns properly if he didn't, but they charge him for firing out on people lobbing MOLOTOVS at his ******* house. They singed his dog with one of them, and could have easily burned his house down over some stupid argument. Now for the sake of "safety" this man gets to sit in his house with nothing but a fire extinguisher and hopefully a quick enough reaction time if they try to attack him again.
User avatar #82 to #79 - jacksipian [OP](07/03/2014) [-]
that's some ******** , how is he the one who gets in trouble??
User avatar #86 to #82 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
"But when Mr. Thomson handed the video footage to Niagara Regional Police, he found himself charged with careless use of a firearm.

The local Crown attorney’s office later laid a charge of pointing a firearm, along with two counts of careless storage of a firearm. The Crown has recommended Mr. Thomson go to jail, his lawyer said."

Basically watch the vid in the link, they say he was pointing the firearm and charged him. The storage I will give them if he wasn't storing it properly, but ya they seized everything over this. No more firearms.
User avatar #94 to #86 - jacksipian [OP](07/03/2014) [-]
it's Canada. ******* Canadians.
User avatar #95 to #94 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
Basically. Can't fire unless fired at, even in my own house.
User avatar #96 to #95 - jacksipian [OP](07/03/2014) [-]
oh they fired at him.
User avatar #97 to #96 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
No he fired on him, I'm just stating an actual self-defense law around where I am. They literally would have it so if a person broke into my house, he has to fire the gun for me to be justified in firing back. They threw molotovs which should be reason enough for him to shoot, but it's not apparently.
User avatar #99 to #97 - jacksipian [OP](07/03/2014) [-]
if someone is in your house in Rhode Island, and there's no other options, THEN you can shoot. but if their body falls outside, then you're ****** .
User avatar #103 to #99 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [-]
Gotta love laws. I get the reason for these laws, I get that some people have mixed feeling on justified force, but damn. A gun pointed at me in my house by someone who is breaking in should mean I can shoot, not wait to get shot first.
User avatar #104 to #103 - jacksipian [OP](07/03/2014) [-]
anyone who breaks into my house should mean i can shoot.
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