Russians.. This is the story of how a crazy russian stopped two burglars with a chicken mcnugget as retold by anon from 4chan. CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 5 tag youre it 4Chan FOR THE MOTHERLA
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This is the story of how a crazy russian stopped two burglars with a chicken mcnugget as retold by anon from 4chan

CI Anonymous () 01: 40 Replies: 551 551555255? 5515533315
sliske in the middle of where
yhave the day off
war is in the garage
am upstairs
chear a car outside just idling
llook out small window
Inst sure who it is SC) as I am about to gs downstairs I hear nig l yell
5" cshady here homie lets get in get out"
wig? says he will get the
******* l
nugget because it was closest and loaded
tthe bayonet was already it
behind the railing bythe mt that (overlooks my frint deer and only staircase
yhave enough rnsm to see the entire entry way but be hidden
chear rustling at the door
wig sne turns the handle (I' m home SC) ofcourse its unlocked)
Merst thing I see same through the door is a glock
up irons and wait
ssee a shoulder
ssee a face
tjust as his eyes and bodyguard into the entry way he had a glorious in his chest
twerking the bolt
wig l has expired
wig 2 is wide eyed in shock as I am stairs and his partner is dead
am also in a little shock SC) I yell the first thing that came to mind
**** you nst
wig 2 doesn' t have a gun
rush down the stairs at him while yelling bayonet first
we falls backward before I reach him and gets hurt my stairs
gets up and heads toward the car
off porch and bayonet the hood ofthe car before he can get his door shut and I Ish a round right into his engine block
reroll) bay hm his hood and aim at his skull
wall the testes with my gun trained him
Mums out my house wasn' t the first they broke into and the pistol had been used in a homicide
kgst a pat the back mm the and was asked why nig 2 thought I was Russian?
don' t know comrade Isl
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Submitted: 07/02/2014
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#2 - scandaldog ONLINE (07/02/2014) [+] (9 replies)
remember comrade...
#5 - ldnelson (07/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#6 - mikhailovych (07/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#26 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [+] (8 replies)
why shoot the nig
#28 to #26 - itsbendingtime (07/03/2014) [-]
he put down a dangerous wild animal
#27 - jeremytheinsane (07/03/2014) [-]
>nig 1 has expired. That caught me too of guard.
#36 - flyingvivo (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#19 - artyomthebadass (07/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#3 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (07/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#41 - kaboomz (07/03/2014) [-]
cool story tovarishch
#31 - asmodeu (07/03/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I'm in a no-civilians-with-guns country but a google suggests this may be the hellish mcnugget Russian dude used. Wish I had that sort of McDonalds around...
#60 - spankcakes (07/03/2014) [-]
#59 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #39 - leonhardt (07/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I'll take " **** that didn't happen" for 500, Alex.
#54 - anonymous (07/03/2014) [+] (15 replies)
Should have killed them both, they deserved to die. I ******* hate criminals. They're such scum I swear...
User avatar #58 to #54 - slenderwolf (07/03/2014) [-]
Well hold on, that kind of thinking is what gets little kids in Iran their arms crushed for stealing an apple to feed themselves, but yeah, if I was in a similar situation I probably would have tried to kill them both, when are you gonna see a real life ballistics test like that?
#101 - WhitePimp (07/03/2014) [-]
I laughed way too hard at that
I laughed way too hard at that
#7 - mrwaldon (07/03/2014) [-]
Glory to the motherland.
#79 - kinginyellow (07/03/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Then there's this **** . I get the guy being charged for not storing the guns properly if he didn't, but they charge him for firing out on people lobbing MOLOTOVS at his ******* house. They singed his dog with one of them, and could have easily burned his house down over some stupid argument. Now for the sake of "safety" this man gets to sit in his house with nothing but a fire extinguisher and hopefully a quick enough reaction time if they try to attack him again.
User avatar #18 - AngryRedMidget (07/03/2014) [+] (18 replies)
I mean he could have just fired off a shot to scare them off and not kill a random guy.

But that'd be boring.
User avatar #53 to #18 - xgrandmoffx (07/03/2014) [-]
It's self defense. If a thief tries to rob my house, I'd kill him too.
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