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Ron Paul 2004

if ynu wanna Q nut in a wacky way, here ynu gm
sget a credit card with a high limit
ruse it ta by a lumen hate, same mm, and a cine way ticket ta Vegas
went a fast comfertable and get an assault riffle.
ause gun ta stunt blanks in the air near the incline then drive a way.
gun nut at the car
sthe chase is m
amps tail ynu into dessert with news clubbers above.
sthe time has carne
shave muse around yhur new
anther end dyf reps is tied tn steering calum n.
3: -cinder block on gas pedal
strand up and pull parachute.
smack snaps at the end m the rope
Inyour lifeless body is Ruthie m TV, parasailing through the dessert behind a sports car with win chasing it.
BONUS POINTS
Inset car m the just before ynu jump
sthe parachute says "Ron Paul 2004"
T-‘ you are wearing a crotchless furs uit
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#1 - quitethedelicacy
Reply +166
(09/09/2013) [-]
Does this work with a bicycle, some yarn and a tablecloth?
#15 to #1 - HighLitedHelios
Reply +2
(09/10/2013) [-]
What kind of tablecloth?
#52 to #1 - europe
Reply +2
(09/10/2013) [-]
Sure
Don't forget to put a cinderblock on one of the peddles
#3 to #1 - metalmind
Reply +6
(09/09/2013) [-]
It works downhill.
#9 to #1 - Deathborne
Reply +7
(09/10/2013) [-]
Not since the accident
#2 to #1 - thebossome
Reply +37
(09/09/2013) [-]
Only on Tuesdays.
#6 - toosexyforyou
Reply +100
(09/10/2013) [-]
Woah woah woah woah woah where did the cinder block come from? When you listed the materials, you did not say that I needed a cinder block.
#24 to #6 - atilia
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#35 to #6 - wylog
Reply +2
(09/10/2013) [-]
I always keep a cinder block in my car, in case i get a flat tyre.   
   
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I always keep a cinder block in my car, in case i get a flat tyre.

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#12 - psykojet
Reply +71
(09/10/2013) [-]
>Go to local Walmart with a gun
>Go to buy a gallon of milk
>"Spill" it every where
>Shout "I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!"
>Pull out gun and shoot yourself in the head
#33 to #12 - nathanisawesome
Reply +1
(09/10/2013) [-]
even better if you miss
#23 to #12 - Grom
Reply +4
(09/10/2013) [-]
go to the zoo or something (anywhere really crowded) scream "who the **** just FARTED?!" shoot self in head
#20 - Rockaman
Reply +64
(09/10/2013) [-]
For even more points - have the radio turned up to full with the Space Jam Theme on!
#18 - graknab
Reply +37
(09/10/2013) [-]
>buy viking helmet, sword, razor wire, sword, fox pelt, super glue, ladder   
>climb on top of a primary school in the early morning   
>make noose out of razor wire   
>take off all clothes and wear fox pelt (anywhere is fine)   
>put on viking helmet   
>glue sword to one hand, glue hair/scalp to the other   
>wait for students to arrive   
>scream some random viking ********   
>leap off building while pretending to cut off your own head   
>razor wire will decapitate you   
   
the students and parents will always remember that fateful day that the viking cut off his own head while leaping off the school
>buy viking helmet, sword, razor wire, sword, fox pelt, super glue, ladder
>climb on top of a primary school in the early morning
>make noose out of razor wire
>take off all clothes and wear fox pelt (anywhere is fine)
>put on viking helmet
>glue sword to one hand, glue hair/scalp to the other
>wait for students to arrive
>scream some random viking ********
>leap off building while pretending to cut off your own head
>razor wire will decapitate you

the students and parents will always remember that fateful day that the viking cut off his own head while leaping off the school
#28 to #18 - CrackPipeWillie
Reply +3
(09/10/2013) [-]
I thoroughly enjoyed that
I thoroughly enjoyed that
#19 to #18 - wontforget
Reply +17
(09/10/2013) [-]
so should i buy a sword before i buy a sword?
so should i buy a sword before i buy a sword?
#22 to #19 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE
Reply +8
(09/10/2013) [-]
no buy 2 swords
#37 to #22 - albertjester
Reply +1
(09/10/2013) [-]
you can never have too many swords.
#38 to #37 - witislimited
Reply +3
(09/10/2013) [-]
#26 - shodaihokage
Reply +23
(09/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 to #26 - RexxT
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
what?
#55 to #26 - masturbatinglemons
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
source?
#58 to #26 - iamnuff
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
what the hell is that from?
#59 to #58 - Xavage ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
Source is Yondemasu yo, Azazel-san. One of the funniest **** I've seen in a long time.
#61 to #26 - quoterox
Reply 0
(09/11/2013) [-]
#32 - donaldducksdick
Reply +21
(09/10/2013) [-]
> cops tail you into dessert
#39 to #32 - EmoHairflip
Reply -1
(09/10/2013) [-]
riffle in fourth line, too
#8 - nameonthespine
Reply -19
(09/10/2013) [-]
The instructions weren't clear enough, I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.
#11 to #8 - insaneguy
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
that works too
#34 to #8 - priestoftheoldones ONLINE
Reply 0
(09/10/2013) [-]
Last time I got unclear instructions I blew up the universe, try a bit harder.
#21 to #8 - LovegoodJuggalo
Reply +16
(09/10/2013) [-]
****, I bet you spent a whole 5 seconds thinking up that clever comment.
****, I bet you spent a whole 5 seconds thinking up that clever comment.
#29 - ugottricked
Reply -5
(09/10/2013) [-]
this was on front page 2 days ago, seriously...
#31 to #29 - sabcy
Reply +5
(09/10/2013) [-]
this was on front page 4 years ago, for 2 monthes.
#42 - lolchris
Reply -2
(09/10/2013) [-]
More bonus points: after noose is arund your neck, glue your hands to your head so people think you rip it off with your bare hands
#47 to #42 - lotengo
Reply -2
(09/10/2013) [-]
how do u open a parachute with both hands on your head?

Also a nuce doesnt cut your head of, and even if it did, u would fall to the ground and not be parasailing on tv
#48 to #47 - lolchris
Reply -2
(09/10/2013) [-]
gluing your hands after parachute deployment?
#49 to #48 - lotengo
Reply -2
(09/10/2013) [-]
maybe, but u have to be able to glue both your hands in a few seconds. And your head would still be on your body.
#45 to #42 - insaneiare
Reply +4
(09/10/2013) [-]
you would have to use razor wire so its will cut fast and clean!