Ron Paul 2004. . if ynu wanna Q nut in a wacky way, here ynu gm sget a credit card with a high limit ruse it ta by a lumen hate, same mm, and a cine way ticket
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Ron Paul 2004

if ynu wanna Q nut in a wacky way, here ynu gm
sget a credit card with a high limit
ruse it ta by a lumen hate, same mm, and a cine way ticket ta Vegas
went a fast comfertable and get an assault riffle.
ause gun ta stunt blanks in the air near the incline then drive a way.
gun nut at the car
sthe chase is m
amps tail ynu into dessert with news clubbers above.
sthe time has carne
shave muse around yhur new
anther end dyf reps is tied tn steering calum n.
3: -cinder block on gas pedal
strand up and pull parachute.
smack snaps at the end m the rope
Inyour lifeless body is Ruthie m TV, parasailing through the dessert behind a sports car with win chasing it.
BONUS POINTS
Inset car m the just before ynu jump
sthe parachute says "Ron Paul 2004"
T-‘ you are wearing a crotchless furs uit
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#60 - peanutbraddle (09/10/2013) [-]
Well, looks like I just found out how I want to go out of this world.
#57 - bouazizforever (09/10/2013) [-]
That's just wrong.
#56 - conradthethird (09/10/2013) [-]
Kind of reminded me of this scene from air force one. Only it's a plane..
#53 - beastyg (09/10/2013) [-]
faith in 4chan restored.
User avatar #51 - johnthunda (09/10/2013) [-]
>walk into crowded room
>"WHO THE **** FARTED"
>shoot yourself in the face

bonus points if its on live tv during a presidential speech or some ****
#50 - silverlance (09/10/2013) [-]
One of my favourite greentexts
#44 - lookathecomment (09/10/2013) [-]
"Ron paul 2004"
"Ron paul 2004"
#43 - insaneiare (09/10/2013) [-]
i like this idea!
#42 - lolchris (09/10/2013) [-]
More bonus points: after noose is arund your neck, glue your hands to your head so people think you rip it off with your bare hands
User avatar #47 to #42 - lotengo ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
how do u open a parachute with both hands on your head?

Also a nuce doesnt cut your head of, and even if it did, u would fall to the ground and not be parasailing on tv
#48 to #47 - lolchris (09/10/2013) [-]
gluing your hands after parachute deployment?
User avatar #49 to #48 - lotengo ONLINE (09/10/2013) [-]
maybe, but u have to be able to glue both your hands in a few seconds. And your head would still be on your body.
User avatar #45 to #42 - insaneiare (09/10/2013) [-]
you would have to use razor wire so its will cut fast and clean!
#36 - albertjester (09/10/2013) [-]
well 						****					. and here was me just wanting to run down the side of a skyscraper firing two handguns down/left/right like dante in DMC 3 but 						****					, i take my hat off to this guy.
well **** . and here was me just wanting to run down the side of a skyscraper firing two handguns down/left/right like dante in DMC 3 but **** , i take my hat off to this guy.
#32 - donaldducksdick (09/10/2013) [-]
> cops tail you into dessert
User avatar #39 to #32 - EmoHairflip (09/10/2013) [-]
riffle in fourth line, too
#29 - ugottricked (09/10/2013) [-]
this was on front page 2 days ago, seriously...
User avatar #31 to #29 - sabcy (09/10/2013) [-]
this was on front page 4 years ago, for 2 monthes.
#27 - anonymous (09/10/2013) [-]
>go to elementary school at end of day
>get on bus packed with kids
>pull out shotgun
>tell them santa isnt real, and that they have 7 days left to live
>blow off own head
#26 - shodaihokage (09/10/2013) [-]
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#58 to #26 - iamnuff (09/10/2013) [-]
what the hell is that from?
User avatar #59 to #58 - Xavage (09/10/2013) [-]
Source is Yondemasu yo, Azazel-san. One of the funniest **** I've seen in a long time.
User avatar #55 to #26 - masturbatinglemons (09/10/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #46 to #26 - RexxT (09/10/2013) [-]
what?
#20 - Rockaman (09/10/2013) [-]
For even more points - have the radio turned up to full with the Space Jam Theme on!
#18 - graknab (09/10/2013) [-]
>buy viking helmet, sword, razor wire, sword, fox pelt, super glue, ladder   
>climb on top of a primary school in the early morning   
>make noose out of razor wire   
>take off all clothes and wear fox pelt (anywhere is fine)   
>put on viking helmet   
>glue sword to one hand, glue hair/scalp to the other   
>wait for students to arrive   
>scream some random viking 						********					   
>leap off building while pretending to cut off your own head   
>razor wire will decapitate you   
   
the students and parents will always remember that fateful day that the viking cut off his own head while leaping off the school
>buy viking helmet, sword, razor wire, sword, fox pelt, super glue, ladder
>climb on top of a primary school in the early morning
>make noose out of razor wire
>take off all clothes and wear fox pelt (anywhere is fine)
>put on viking helmet
>glue sword to one hand, glue hair/scalp to the other
>wait for students to arrive
>scream some random viking ********
>leap off building while pretending to cut off your own head
>razor wire will decapitate you

the students and parents will always remember that fateful day that the viking cut off his own head while leaping off the school
#28 to #18 - CrackPipeWillie (09/10/2013) [-]
I thoroughly enjoyed that
I thoroughly enjoyed that
#19 to #18 - wontforget (09/10/2013) [-]
so should i buy a sword before i buy a sword?
so should i buy a sword before i buy a sword?
User avatar #22 to #19 - fitemeirlbro (09/10/2013) [-]
no buy 2 swords
User avatar #37 to #22 - albertjester (09/10/2013) [-]
you can never have too many swords.
User avatar #17 - scoobi (09/10/2013) [-]
Moments after your death, car crashes, no awesome chase with cops.
#16 - chilllikeflint (09/10/2013) [-]
"Cops tail you into dessert."

Hue.
User avatar #14 - chandaman (09/10/2013) [-]
>Go parachuting
>Dress in superman costume
>Remove parachute after jumping
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