Robbing a bank. . MI File -( 13 KB, 258x196, ) How would you rob a bank? Get hired as CEO.. Easy really I would just learn beethovens moonlight sonata
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#13 - secretguy (05/21/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Easy really
I would just learn beethovens moonlight sonata
#18 - teranin ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (14 replies)
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#22 to #21 - ButtonFly ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
#2 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why, that's brilliant
#12 - mrcockman (05/21/2013) [-]
Nice instruction.
#29 - potatophucker (05/21/2013) [-]
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#28 - markertemp (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - drpoptart ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
become the president
then you get to rob innocent people to!
#6 to #3 - infinitereaper (05/21/2013) [-]
Its more of a figurehead position really, opportunity to do good seems like they just **** things up now a days. You know bureaucracy and all that. Even if a good president came around the legislature is a bitch. And then there is lobbying.

I wouldn't really condemn the presidents, however I wouldn't expect anything from them either. I guess it's kind of a broken thing.
#54 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#55 - cthumoo (05/21/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd steal their little pens so that they have to buy new pens and then I'd steal the new pens, an INFINITE supply of pens
#17 - Hightower (05/21/2013) [-]
Give a man a gun, and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank, and he can rob the world.
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User avatar #34 - nephritho (05/21/2013) [-]
Become a politician.
#33 - kietzu (05/21/2013) [-]
Are you hungry like the wolf?
User avatar #25 - stallwallwriter (05/21/2013) [-]
I laughed, but then it hurt a bit.
User avatar #19 - vancecore (05/21/2013) [-]
Team up with Dallas, Wolf, Hoxton and Chains.
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#63 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #4 - missrainbowdash (05/21/2013) [-]
you don't get hired as the CEO.

You have to start out in probably a management scenario. suck a ton of dick for a while, all the while gaining as many contacts as possible, as many allies as you can muster. next you must get into the higher circle of power and then suck dick again and probably backstab most of your previous allies. Remember keep your head in the game no one ever makes it this far without ruining a few lives. once you're in the inner circle of power you must then perform the hardest part, getting these fags to vote for you after you have the current CEO killed or ousted.
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