Red. . moast) I had an imaginary friend named Red when iwas 5. we would play in my room when ever mom and dad would fight... so we played alot. my mom would , a red 4Chan imaginary friend feels
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I had an imaginary friend named Red when iwas 5.
we would play in my room when ever mom and dad would fight... so we played alot.
my mom would , and she dindt really take care ofmy or my brother.
my dad tried to take care of use, but he was always gone at work.
one day my mom packed her bag while my dad was at work.
she started the front door and saided me and my brother
T am leaving, tell your dad when he gets home"
i knew i couldnt stop her, but to slow her down i said
Waite you need to say goodbye to Red first.'
she looked atme like i was a retard and said
Grow the **** up!"
that was the last thing my mother ever said to me.
that was the last dayi oversaw Red.
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#5 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account**
Reply +61
(10/26/2013) [-]
what if his mom was red?
#15 to #5 - powerbook ONLINE
Reply +2
(10/27/2013) [-]
that would be pretty retarded

-"**** you, Bob! All you ever do is sit on that ******* couch and drink beer! I don't eve-
Stop touching me Jimmy, what the hell?! "
-" I'm playing, mommy."
-"**** this weirdo family, I'm outta here. "

#64 to #15 - thecrayzeeman ONLINE
Reply +1
(10/29/2013) [-]
REDtarded

Please don't thumb me down. I'll behave from now on I swear.
#14 - whobobwhatpants ONLINE
Reply +34
(10/27/2013) [-]
aww, what some kids have to go through is horrendous  poor little sausage
aww, what some kids have to go through is horrendous poor little sausage
#18 to #14 - spelt
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Did you just call some kid a sausage
#19 to #14 - katha
Reply +3
(10/27/2013) [-]
Finally. Finally someone else than me refers to people as food. I can die in peace now...   
   
   
   
   
I totally agree though; that story nearly made me bawl. My mother was a bit like that too -not as bad maybe, but she also had alcohol problems, smoked a lot, left me alone most of the time, stuff like that-, and I really wanted somebody to play with when I was alone, too... Hearing about someone losing their best friends, imaginary or not, just makes me so extremely sad.
Finally. Finally someone else than me refers to people as food. I can die in peace now...




I totally agree though; that story nearly made me bawl. My mother was a bit like that too -not as bad maybe, but she also had alcohol problems, smoked a lot, left me alone most of the time, stuff like that-, and I really wanted somebody to play with when I was alone, too... Hearing about someone losing their best friends, imaginary or not, just makes me so extremely sad.
#22 to #14 - payseht
Reply +6
(10/27/2013) [-]
it's horrible to call people things... you dick
#24 to #22 - whobobwhatpants ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
hypocrite much?!
hypocrite much?!
#25 to #24 - payseht
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(10/27/2013) [-]
#26 to #25 - whobobwhatpants ONLINE
Reply +4
(10/27/2013) [-]
I did wonder
I did wonder
#23 - turian
Reply -31
(10/27/2013) [-]
he should stop worshipping his whore bitch of a mother.
#41 to #23 - smbiosis
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
you're so edgy, you're a sphere.
#48 to #23 - wesleyhathaway
Reply +1
(10/27/2013) [-]
**** man
#49 to #23 - pepemex
Reply +2
(10/27/2013) [-]
I don't know why people are calling your comment edgy, that's exactly what I thought, the woman's a bitch.
#27 to #23 - theshadowed
Reply +29
(10/27/2013) [-]
**** I almost cut myself on all this edge.
#50 - caplocker
Reply +21
(10/27/2013) [-]
My biological father left when I was three. He "kidnapped" me when he lost custody. When my mother tracked him down 3 months later, and threatened to call the cops, he broke my arm in three spots kicking me so hard. I remember this 31 years later. Never seen him again, though as a rather large man, I wish I could. My "step dad" comes into the picture when I was 10. He was 53 at the time, my mom was only 35. He took very good care of us, never raising his voice, never saying an unkind word. My mother died unexpectedly 2 years ago. My father, who was 75 at the time couldn't fully take care of himself. So, he moved in with my wife and I and I've taken care of him for 2 years.

A father isn't the prick who donates sperm. Nor is a mother the bitch that provides a womb. The title is earned through a life time of love and understanding. today, the man who donated sperm is somewhere 1200 miles away probably treating his family like ****. My father, my real father though not by blood is 2 rooms over eating meatloaf I made him earlier today.
#57 to #50 - shareacokewith
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(10/27/2013) [-]
You're a good man, and I feel proud to share this website with you.
You're a good man, and I feel proud to share this website with you.
#58 to #50 - azumeow
Reply 0
(10/27/2013) [-]
Find your father and kill him.

Lolno, save whoever is unfortunate enough to be stick with his scummy pathetic ass.
#2 - majestispaceduck ONLINE
Reply +8
(10/26/2013) [-]
my eyes are just sweating...
#17 - pappathethird
Reply +6
(10/27/2013) [-]
You don't just take someone's friend away
You don't just take someone's friend away
#21 - mistafishy
Reply +5
(10/27/2013) [-]
I don't know if i want that whore flattened on the edge of a sidewalk, or Red to come back more...
#38 - vinylshark
Reply +4
(10/27/2013) [-]
That bitch better got hit by a truck or bus as soon as she was outside
That bitch better got hit by a truck or bus as soon as she was outside
#11 - skydiving
Reply +4
(10/27/2013) [-]
Best imaginary friend ever!
#30 to #11 - absolutiondreams
Reply +1
(10/27/2013) [-]
I thought of a different Red entirely
"..."
#8 - headofaperture
Reply +4
(10/27/2013) [-]
Dem feels