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Board j /b/ - Random V
ssee 8. 5/ 10 chick working counter
coffee nervously for half an hour
fiinally work up courage to ask her name
ssays her name is Raven
02/ 03/ 13( Sun) 12: 55: 28 No. 455846174 Replies:
10 beta as fuck
pearents are out for the weekend
friends" are all busy doing shit
suecide to go chill at local coffee shop to cheer
booping around drinking my fucking coffee
oh neat, my friend had a raven once, he named it meatball"
haha really? one of my friends actually calls me ravioli"
somehow manage to flirt with her for a couple of minutes
pstart getting super nervous, say I have to head back home
skives me her number, says to text her after work
ggo home, stare at clock waiting for her to get off work
o clock hits
hey anon, whats up?"
not much, just chillin at home"
Wheeling alpha as fuck, never gotten this far before
is anyone home, or is itjust you?"
just me, my parents are away for the weekend"
mind if i come over?"
sshe wants the d
yeah, sure, I live on 69 derp street"
ill be right over"
mclean up room at lightning speed
ffind a pic of friend with his raven on dresser
pput it on my headboard, maybe she' ll think its cute
i havent eaten anything since breakfast
rold spaghetti in fridge
mmeh, why the fuck not
eeat like an african child in a watermelon famine
chear a knock on the door
ffuck, not finished eating
aout of trashbags, decide nojust toss it under my bed
oopen the door
gget on the floor
oh hey Raven, what are you doing here"
aim a fucking idiot
sshe laughs, thinks being funny
not much, just came to see a cute guy i like"
can i come in anon?"
asit down on couch, put on a movie
through movie she puts her hand on my crotch
constantly get a raging boner
llooks at me
to the bedroom?"
manage to nod
to the bedroom with amazing speed
dhops on top of me, takes off my shirt
iforgot i was beta as fuck
fuck, i dont have any condoms"
sshe pulls one out of her cleavage
ssome off brand, great barrier reef or some shit
won' t question it, just pray it doesnt break
wwe fuck viciously for about 5 minutes
gno idea what doing
wwe’ re both about to climax
sshe sees the picture of the raven
what the fuck"
aits too late
wwe already started cumming
helose eyes in preparation for this glorious moment
llook at picture of meatball
positive she' s bleeding from her vagina at this point
tthe preparations are complete
begin my satanic chant
C) Anonymous( : ) 02/ 03/ 13( Sun) 12: 58: 12 No. 455846636 Replies:
MEATBALL, MEATBALL, SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH. RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, GREAT BARRIER