Rage. . I Anonymous (( Tue) 1 9: 20 ll Girl: "Hey, let' s order a pizza" Me: "Okay sure, let' s go to Pizza King." Guy: "Sweet. Regular old pepperonis fine with
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Rage

I Anonymous (( Tue) 1 9: 20
ll Girl: "Hey, let' s order a pizza"
Me: "Okay sure, let' s go to Pizza King."
Guy: "Sweet. Regular old pepperonis fine with everyone?"
Girl: "NO, I' m a vegetarian. I want cheese, broccoli, pineapples, and mushrooms."
Guyy: "No one is going to want any of that."
Girl: "Then just ask them to put it onto four pieces."
Guy: "Pizza places dan' t even do that, you can either get half or a full pizza with the same
toppings-"
Girl: "No just ask okay holy **** ."
Me: (while talking to Pizza King guys) "They say they only do half."
Girl: "Fine then do half whatever."
Guy: "You' re not getting half of the ******* pizza to yours elf."
Gin: 'Then order two pizzas so everyone can have half of what they wand!"
Guyy: "I' m not sharing the other half of that pizza with you, it sounds nasty."
Girl: "Holy **** just do it!"
l order two pizzas. Andjust pepperoni, the other half pepperoni and half mushrooms, broccoli, and pineapples}
Me: "Alright it' s going to be for delivery, that' s ten fifty each."
Guyy: "Alrighty."
Guy: "Here ya god'
Girl: "I dent have any money."
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User avatar #6 - Ottovan (05/24/2013) [-]
42 bucks for 2 ******* pizzas?


You're getting ripped the **** off.
User avatar #10 to #6 - starlightloves (05/24/2013) [-]
That's how it is where I live too! It's anywhere between 50 and 100 dollars.
User avatar #36 to #10 - curtkobain (05/24/2013) [-]
but this sounds like ****** pizza. Either way it's a rip.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Ottovan (05/24/2013) [-]
......

I can get 3 Large 14" Specialty pizzas for about 30-40 dollars.

2 large pepperonis are 20 bucks tops.
User avatar #13 to #11 - Monsterofthedog (05/24/2013) [-]
i can get 3 large specialty pizzas for $21 pick up only tho
User avatar #44 to #13 - gravitystereo (05/24/2013) [-]
it depends where you live. around here, like the original guy, it really is around 42 bucks for two pizzas. I also happen to live in a large ******* city, though. Go to any small town with 5 pizza shops and prices will change.
User avatar #56 to #44 - folders (05/24/2013) [-]
plus if you know someone who works/worked at a pizza place then staff discount helps a lot. best use for my ex girlfriend i've found yet.
#97 to #6 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
its 49 bucks for one pizza in norway and nobody cares -_-
User avatar #136 to #6 - psychopsychedelic (05/24/2013) [-]
Lil' Ceasars has $5 bigass pizzas!

'Murica!
#147 to #6 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Australia.......possible
User avatar #169 to #6 - frankpolard (05/24/2013) [-]
2 large pizzas for 15€


Österreich, fick ja!
#182 to #6 - epicawe (05/24/2013) [-]
That's about as much for one single pizza in Norway.

I hope you feel better.
User avatar #222 to #6 - RisenLichen (05/24/2013) [-]
People charge for toppings as well.
User avatar #233 to #222 - Ottovan (05/24/2013) [-]
doesn't matter. All places do.

40 bucks for 2 larges with everything on them shouldnt be over 40.
User avatar #236 to #233 - RisenLichen (05/24/2013) [-]
Fair enough
#258 to #236 - rieskimo (05/24/2013) [-]
What the hell is civility doing in funnyjunk?
#523 to #258 - WolfRider (05/25/2013) [-]
here   
have the gif
here
have the gif
User avatar #312 to #6 - bumbie (05/24/2013) [-]
idk about this, its 30 dollars for 1 pizza atleast in my country
User avatar #456 to #312 - philm (05/24/2013) [-]
for two large pizzas i'd pay around 14€
you should consider buying your pizza somewhere else
User avatar #459 to #456 - bumbie (05/24/2013) [-]
i mean 2 pizzas and ye, prices everywhere about the same.
its just how it goes
User avatar #353 to #312 - Ottovan (05/24/2013) [-]
Dude...

You're getting ripped off.

I can get 3 large pepperonis for 30 bucks.
User avatar #525 to #6 - malacyman (05/25/2013) [-]
The one pizza place in my town costs about $28 or an XL pizza.
User avatar #528 to #525 - Ottovan (05/25/2013) [-]
I just ordered 3 large pizzas and some cheesy bread for 35 bucks.
User avatar #536 to #528 - malacyman (05/25/2013) [-]
Wow. Thats the difference between Canada and the U.S. though. i live like 15 minutes from the border and i usually stock up on things that are ridiculous in price up here.
User avatar #65 to #6 - luckiestcharms (05/24/2013) [-]
Wow. Where I live it would be $4 for a pizza... **** .
#388 to #6 - commanderbunbun (05/24/2013) [-]
nooo....i think he's paying enough
User avatar #50 to #6 - mountainyard (05/24/2013) [-]
I live in Norway and here ONE pizza is about $40...
User avatar #94 to #50 - nefarian (05/24/2013) [-]
Have you seen what norwegians earn?
#373 to #94 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
lol, checked right now, the average norwegian salary (per year) is only 77,600 USD... not that much is it? ...
User avatar #390 to #373 - powellrebecca (05/24/2013) [-]
dude are you serious? avg american salary is like $20,000-$30,000 a year
User avatar #399 to #390 - davidavidson (05/24/2013) [-]
They just don't understand us..
#402 to #399 - powellrebecca (05/24/2013) [-]
clearly, us poor american bastards.
clearly, us poor american bastards.
#478 to #402 - headhunternl (05/24/2013) [-]
yea this eurofag is also very sad for you
yea this eurofag is also very sad for you
#460 to #402 - davidavidson (05/24/2013) [-]
At least we still have the internet
At least we still have the internet
#466 to #465 - davidavidson (05/24/2013) [-]
Someone likes Walking Dead haha
#474 to #466 - powellrebecca (05/24/2013) [-]
yeupppp!   
   
supernatural too
yeupppp!

supernatural too
#488 to #483 - davidavidson (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm sorry for my lack of relevant gifs lol
I'm sorry for my lack of relevant gifs lol
User avatar #138 to #50 - robotgoose (05/24/2013) [-]
But that's Norway, everything is expensive there.
A pizza here in Sweden is about 8-10 bucks.
User avatar #71 to #50 - celend (05/24/2013) [-]
Depends on where you are, and if it's a chain or single.

We have a place called La Dolca Vita, and a 30cm pizza is 100 kr ( about 18-19 $)

I did the math in my head, don't kill me
User avatar #81 to #71 - mountainyard (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, Dolly, Peppes and Pizzabakeren are expensive as **** , but I don't find many other pizza-places..
User avatar #112 to #81 - rainbowrush ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
Dolly is **** as well. There are some cheaper out there, but I find that the one you make beats everything but Peppes
#379 to #112 - indianboii (05/24/2013) [-]
Yonas in Tromsø is the best, insanely good pizza
User avatar #385 to #379 - kyouko (05/24/2013) [-]
Been there, ate that.

Worth the money.
#419 to #385 - indianboii (05/24/2013) [-]
ah, the Hot Tako is the best pizza, ever!
kinakål is really good on it as well!
User avatar #421 to #419 - kyouko (05/24/2013) [-]
Only been there once, sadly, so I just did a completely standard Pepperoni one.
#424 to #421 - indianboii (05/24/2013) [-]
ah, you should really try the hot tako, incredible taste!
User avatar #425 to #424 - kyouko (05/24/2013) [-]
Gotta have to get my ass over to Tromsø first.
#434 to #425 - indianboii (05/24/2013) [-]
you do that!
User avatar #73 to #71 - KillinTime (05/24/2013) [-]
i can get a 16 inch meatlovers for 18.50 where i live.
#87 to #73 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
i have a 16 inch for your meatlover
User avatar #524 to #50 - malacyman (05/25/2013) [-]
doesn't Norway have major taxes on junk food?
User avatar #25 - remsaman ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
"pepperoni fine with everyone?
"no im a vegetarian"
"i dont care"


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#159 to #141 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Dude, there's a time and a place.

If you misuse a joke, it's just going to getter older even faster than it should.
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#205 to #191 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Going down with my post
#335 to #205 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
You posted that, then deleted your other posts. Suck a dick you fat piece of **** .
User avatar #404 to #335 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
how it makes sense is you're having a man period over 2 deleting comments and a 3rd contradicting those. over picture text no less. over red thumbs no less.
#408 to #404 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
I really, really wish I could understand what you just wrote. Would you mind retyping that in some other form?
I really, really wish I could understand what you just wrote. Would you mind retyping that in some other form?
User avatar #414 to #408 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
i'll put it in terms you might understand.

You said i'm flipping out over red thumbs, that im bothered by red thumbs. yes here you are, cursing me out, throwing rehashed insults, and All you've done is bitch and moan that i didn't go down with my post like a gentleman, and you've frustrated yourself by coming back again and again to reply to me.
User avatar #504 to #414 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
I'm bitching at you for being a hypocrite. You pull this "I'll go down with my post **** ," then you don't do it. Tard.
User avatar #505 to #504 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
I did for awhile
User avatar #343 to #335 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
i felt i was getting too many, so meh.
User avatar #345 to #343 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
Holy **** , it's virtual pixels with a red shade. Who gives a **** ?
#368 to #345 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
dem pixels with red shade can get you semi-banned tho
User avatar #371 to #368 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
Not if you don't constantly ******** . It takes a LOT of red thumbs for a ban, especially if you're already positive a bunch of greens.
User avatar #347 to #345 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
apparently you do since you bothered to reply about it.
User avatar #349 to #347 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
I replied about it because I wanted to see your posts, then you deleted them. My post had absolutely nothing to do with your amount of red thumbs.
User avatar #352 to #349 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
sux4um8
#356 to #352 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
Wow, you're an absolute retard.
User avatar #358 to #356 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
>deleting 2 posts on the internet = retard

k
#363 to #358 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
No, this is why I hope you don't breed.

>Deleting 2 posts on the internet BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED of red pixels = retard
User avatar #369 to #363 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
is it that hard to accept that i rather not have em? i hardly care, but i rather not have em.
User avatar #370 to #369 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
No, I can understand that. What I can't understand is why you posted "Going down with my post" if you were going to delete them anyway?
User avatar #394 to #370 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
just felt like deleting them, jesus.
User avatar #398 to #394 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
Then why the **** did you make a post stating that you were going to keep them in the first place? Usually, that means that you have a strong enough will not to flip out like a panzy and delete them after you see a couple red thumbs.
User avatar #400 to #398 - garymotherfingoak (05/24/2013) [-]
>flip out

you're one to talk.
User avatar #401 to #400 - brettyoke (05/24/2013) [-]
How does that make sense? I called you out on something stupid you did, and you ignore most of my points by taking specific wording from my posts and attempting to turn it around in your favor.

Take this to the bank: Go **** yourself.
User avatar #514 to #205 - remsaman ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
man, you ****** up.
User avatar #515 to #514 - garymotherfingoak (05/25/2013) [-]
It was fun to argue with a silly 13 year old though.
User avatar #227 to #25 - nogphille (05/24/2013) [-]
some of my friends know i don't usually consume meat, so they may take it into consideration when we eat, but i'm fine with having meat once in a while, as to not to draw attention to myself, having to explain,...

when i visit my grans for christmass or easter, i eat whatever's given to me. Why?
because that woman has spent a lot of time preparing that dinner and it's always tasty as **** .

TLDR: not all vegetarians are attention whores.
User avatar #530 to #227 - rainbowtacos (05/25/2013) [-]
Then you are simply a flexitarian.
#72 - holololland (05/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#234 - thatmexican (05/24/2013) [-]
would you look ad that
#109 - crazyolitis (05/24/2013) [-]
TFW
User avatar #5 - Cleavland Steamer (05/24/2013) [-]
but in America, pizza is considered a vegetable, so.......
#33 to #5 - pewdiebro (05/24/2013) [-]
She's talking about the peperoni.. its meat not a vegetable.
#43 to #33 - heeveejeevees (05/24/2013) [-]
you must be so fun at parties.
User avatar #95 to #43 - messerauditore (05/24/2013) [-]
You think? Just look at his name...
User avatar #68 to #43 - superblade (05/24/2013) [-]
Well with the name he got

i don't know
User avatar #235 to #43 - tesarrior ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
hmmm, i'm asuming everyone here hates pewdiepie too
#8 - hipsophobadon (05/24/2013) [-]
I've been waiting my whole life for this gif to become relevant.
I've been waiting my whole life for this gif to become relevant.
User avatar #14 to #8 - flippytrixfordiner (05/24/2013) [-]
where is that from my friend
#16 to #14 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Gonna guess Code Geass.
#185 to #16 - srapture (05/24/2013) [-]
You guess correctly.
You guess correctly.
#150 - bcsaint (05/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#480 - lolzordz (05/24/2013) [-]
mushrooms, broccoli and pineapples? does this bitch even pizza?
#491 to #480 - kevinator (05/24/2013) [-]
Mushroom and pineapples on a pizza is 			*******		 delicious, not sure about brocolli though
Mushroom and pineapples on a pizza is ******* delicious, not sure about brocolli though
#217 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
#119 - WolfRider (05/24/2013) [-]
what kind of horrible abomination of pizza are you eating where 4 isnt half?
and 42$ for that matter
#204 to #119 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Happy joes is 16 slices I believe. 8 for a half.
#126 to #119 - afrosheep ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
didn't they get two pizzas?
User avatar #129 to #126 - WolfRider (05/24/2013) [-]
21$ for a pizza is still a lot
#211 to #129 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Yes, I BEE 21- DEW THE MATH- ASS SUCKUP RESPONSIBILITY $$ STOP BLAMING 21 FOR U ORDERING $$ EATING TOO MANY PIECES OF PIZZA PIE/ SHOW UP @ LITTLE LEAGUE GAMES IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD/ ASK LEGAL ALARM KEEPER OF STORES$$$ BOOK 200? CHAPTER 11 WIFE CRIED/ ADELE/ FAKE PASSPORT HARVEY
#131 to #129 - afrosheep ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
yeah its pretty expensive, but it might be a pizza from a large urban area as that would make it more expensive.
User avatar #149 to #131 - bromop (05/24/2013) [-]
I live in an urban area and pizza isn't 21 a pie.
#165 to #149 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
**** I hate the word pizza pie
User avatar #171 to #165 - bromop (05/24/2013) [-]
Ha really? A weird thing to hate.
#49 - fuckmymen (05/24/2013) [-]
42$ for two pizzas
#85 to #49 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Here norway i pay about 200kr, about 40$, for 1 ******* pizza
User avatar #186 to #85 - fuckmymen (05/24/2013) [-]
here in Germany we pay 5€ for a pizza with 4 different toppings......
User avatar #189 - ilovehitler (05/24/2013) [-]
Solution: Cheese pizza on one half, pepperoni on the other. Who doesn't like cheese pizza?
User avatar #194 to #189 - thenameschuck (05/24/2013) [-]
It has no taste...
#197 to #194 - jiltist ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
You have no taste.
User avatar #198 to #197 - thenameschuck (05/24/2013) [-]
I surrender.
User avatar #517 to #197 - rifee (05/25/2013) [-]
I've never baught a xheese onlypizza.
Why do that when you can get cheese AND meat?
#518 to #517 - jiltist ONLINE (05/25/2013) [-]
One topping pizza for people who don't like pepperoni.
#148 - heathledgerisagod (05/24/2013) [-]
i know everyone on this site hates vegans and vegetarians, but I've been one for two years and im not as picky as everyone says, Usually you just get cheese pizza, or you pick off the pepperoni. its my decision to eat how i want, and i dont have to annoy others with it
#151 to #148 - isradam (05/24/2013) [-]
I thought cheese wasn't vegan.
I thought cheese wasn't vegan.
#153 to #151 - heathledgerisagod (05/24/2013) [-]
im just a vegetarian, so i eat tons of cheese and eggs and ice cream, i just don't eat stuff like bacon and ham and whatnot
#173 to #153 - isradam (05/24/2013) [-]
Shoulda said that in the first place. Vegetarians are allright, it's vegans that annoy everyone.
User avatar #154 to #153 - hellmodd (05/24/2013) [-]
It's not like anyone cares or something.
#175 to #148 - anon (05/24/2013) [-]
Vegetarians piss me off not for the fact they don't eat meat, but by how predictable they are. Here's another random opinion!
#57 - chaossniper (05/24/2013) [-]
it was a perfect day until i read this
User avatar #350 to #57 - hourlyb (05/24/2013) [-]
MY good sire, is that a S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
User avatar #355 to #350 - chaossniper (05/24/2013) [-]
yup based on freedom suit
#383 to #355 - hourlyb (05/24/2013) [-]
Sick, I actually cosplayed as a Loner to a convention. The pic is me playing airsoft in it.
User avatar #503 to #383 - chaossniper (05/24/2013) [-]
nice cosplay would like to make one on my own
User avatar #513 to #503 - hourlyb (05/25/2013) [-]
Thank you!
You really should, but it can get expensive, just so you know
#39 - asillytractor (05/24/2013) [-]
Should have just gotten 1 cheese pizza **** that bitch she doesn't get what she wants just because she's an annoying cunt
User avatar #83 to #39 - lusir (05/24/2013) [-]
I read this in a whole other way.....I have been on the internet for too long...

why is my mind so nasty..
#250 - cunty (05/24/2013) [-]
pizza guy: hey would you like your pizza cut into 8 slices or 6?

fat bitch: six please, i am on a diet
#484 to #250 - lolzordz (05/24/2013) [-]
shes actually quite sexy for a fat chick
shes actually quite sexy for a fat chick
User avatar #485 to #484 - lolzordz (05/24/2013) [-]
in fact, does anyone know her name?
#533 to #485 - cunty (05/25/2013) [-]
the only info i van find is that shes known as plump princess
User avatar #534 to #533 - lolzordz (05/25/2013) [-]
oh wow i thought my request was a lost cause... thank you
#287 to #250 - cunty (05/24/2013) [-]
im actually really attracted to that woman
User avatar #306 to #287 - vatra (05/24/2013) [-]
If that's what you are in to I guess.
#224 - flyinjoo (05/24/2013) [-]
One GIF is not enough to express my anger so I will place 2
One GIF is not enough to express my anger so I will place 2
#455 - fishinyourface (05/24/2013) [-]
I would have told her she's getting a small pizza and paying for it herself.
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