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Pure Logic

Verizon re . 12: 55 ittl Pd
Board kg , Settings Home
Swanking
into a tissue
tissue in trash bin
sain gets collected and
5 KB JPG taken away and thrown in
landfill
cum soaked tissue gets picked up by
a seagull
drops it in sea
separates from tissue and gets
sucked into a current
spurn ends up drifting towards shore of a
tropical island
girl happens to be skinny dipping
Ally cum ends up in her vagina
months later
child is born
Cheaten to death by tribe for being a white┬╗
ish devil
Girl slaughtered for being a witch
Caribe believe they are cursed
dubless suicide
hundreds of people died because I
can' t get a girl to have sex with me
c" .'illigal 'itrite El
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Submitted: 07/17/2013
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User avatar #2 - commanderbunbun (07/17/2013) [-]
so get direct TV
#109 to #2 - beavisnbutthead (07/18/2013) [-]
this is the greatest thing
#61 to #2 - ICEDgrunge (07/18/2013) [-]
This is going to be a trend, and I'm going to 			*******		 like it.
This is going to be a trend, and I'm going to ******* like it.
User avatar #29 to #2 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
i dont understand
+18
#31 to #29 - roddor has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #32 to #31 - rhiaanor ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
oh. I dont watch TV often
#33 to #32 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
so get Direct T.V.
#82 to #2 - josieabby (07/18/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		, that was golden.
Holy **** , that was golden.
#30 to #2 - sectual (07/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 to #2 - matriculator (07/18/2013) [-]
This **** made me choke.
#36 to #8 - Superhell (07/18/2013) [-]
I have other "			****		" that can make you choke...
I have other " **** " that can make you choke...
#9 - sebastianth (07/18/2013) [-]
>Wanking
>Cum into a tissue
>Throw tissue in trash bin
>Cum breaks down and can no longer make half versions of myself
>MFW hundreds if not thousands of people couldn't give a **** less
#86 to #14 - vodnuth (07/18/2013) [-]
Don't mind if I do
#37 to #26 - antzell (07/18/2013) [-]
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#25 to #19 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
someone will eventually roll these
#45 to #25 - alltimetens ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #76 - dantemp (07/18/2013) [-]
I came to the comment section to tell everyone about my exclusive knowledge of the fact that the sperm will not last long enough to do this.
#81 - fourchaners (07/18/2013) [-]
**fourchaners rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at It Israeli Funny ** mfw
User avatar #92 to #81 - timesmath (07/18/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the Fallout 3 black guy characters.
User avatar #99 - danster (07/18/2013) [-]
His semen must be invincible, shame his child wasn't.
#5 - minsheme (07/17/2013) [-]
guys please sienctist invented cwontam fyiciscs so this is posibl now
User avatar #12 to #5 - scientific (07/18/2013) [-]
Did someone say science?
User avatar #62 to #12 - minsheme (07/18/2013) [-]
aculy no no one said that
#93 to #5 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
I don't understood a word you said...
User avatar #94 to #93 - minsheme (07/18/2013) [-]
"guys please"
User avatar #60 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/18/2013) [-]
your semen dies like a minute after it is exposed to oxygen though.... so ya. sorry to **** on your little fantasy there.
#68 to #60 - hinji **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
Not that fast, but the semen would be dead before being taken away by the garbage truck
User avatar #83 to #60 - minecraftlamer (07/18/2013) [-]
i like your avatar
User avatar #112 to #83 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/18/2013) [-]
hahaha hell ya dude!!
#6 - John Cena (07/17/2013) [-]
I think we've pinpointed the reason people don't want to have sex with you.
#34 - mikeymikee (07/18/2013) [-]
I honest to god thought this would be an Osama Bin Laden joke because of the Obama picture and he said he threw the tissue in the bin and the oce an Idk what the 			****		 I'm saying anymore, I'm sorry.
I honest to god thought this would be an Osama Bin Laden joke because of the Obama picture and he said he threw the tissue in the bin and the oce an Idk what the **** I'm saying anymore, I'm sorry.
#39 - pikininja (07/18/2013) [-]
>Be girl   
>Read this   
>Have to hear the ocean every day   
>Mfw I can never look at the ocean the same way.
>Be girl
>Read this
>Have to hear the ocean every day
>Mfw I can never look at the ocean the same way.
#42 to #39 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (07/18/2013) [-]
go skinny dipping everyday to see if its possible! then get back to me in 9 months when the baby is born asian. because obviously theres a lot of asian jizz in the sea by now i mean come on japanese people
User avatar #43 to #39 - demideus (07/18/2013) [-]
the sperm dies before the trash can be even taken away....
User avatar #47 to #43 - guiguito (07/18/2013) [-]
it can survive 48 aprox on dry places and much much more on wet places
if i remember correctly, there was this case where a 11 year old girl got pregnant because her brother jacked off in the bathroom and cleaned the mess on his sister towel
sperm is a tricky slipery ************ , don't underestimate it
#50 to #47 - runswithdragons (07/18/2013) [-]
no it can survive 3 hours on a toilet seat. and unless the girl masturbated with the towel it wouldn't just swim a few inches into her uterus. whoever told you that story was on crack my good sir.
User avatar #52 to #50 - guiguito (07/18/2013) [-]
it's all about chances realy. it was on the news.
also it don't take crack to lie, just sayin.
#53 to #52 - runswithdragons (07/18/2013) [-]
obviously I didn't mean they were actually on crack its just an expression
obviously I didn't mean they were actually on crack its just an expression
User avatar #54 to #53 - guiguito (07/18/2013) [-]
that dude seems familiar
#59 to #54 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Carl Sagan...
Carl Sagan...
User avatar #65 to #59 - guiguito (07/18/2013) [-]
i knew i knew him
"you wanna bring the heat with the mushroom coulds you are makin' imma bake raps from scratch like carl sagan, while it's true that my work is based on your, imma super computer you are like a ti-82 yeah"
WHO WON, WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE
thanks for the info btw
#55 to #54 - runswithdragons (07/18/2013) [-]
I don't know who he is and I don't know the sauce
User avatar #58 to #47 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Did she shove the towel up her vag?
User avatar #67 to #47 - chaossniper (07/18/2013) [-]
in normal atmospheric conditions it survives 3h max
User avatar #56 to #47 - drynix (07/18/2013) [-]
Sperm can barely survive in wet places. If you just take a bucket of water and toss it in there it will die rather quickly. The viscousity and osmolarity of water is just wrong for sperm to survive in.

The osmosis will make them explode + the portein inside the thick fluid gets messed up in water ( Like most protein do in water).

And on dry places under ideal conditions it MIGHT reach 48 hours, but most likely it dies after a couple of hours. Depending ofcourse on how much fluid there is compared to spermcells.

and why am I going into so much details about sperm?
User avatar #64 to #56 - guiguito (07/18/2013) [-]
because you touch yourself at night
#69 to #64 - hinji **User deleted account** (07/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
<- take this
User avatar #46 to #43 - pikininja (07/18/2013) [-]
That is still a disturbing image.
#95 - snackman (07/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 - umaya (07/17/2013) [-]
I must have killed off a lot of tribes then.
#103 - unicornasscrack (07/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - originalanonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Sadly this would never happen but keep on following your dreams
#104 - nortledrones (07/18/2013) [-]
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The sperm would have died.
User avatar #44 - timmywankenobi ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
******** the semen would be dead before the garbage truck even finished picking it up.
#49 to #44 - runswithdragons (07/18/2013) [-]
more than half the stories on 4chan aren't true. people say a lot of things when they are anonymous.
more than half the stories on 4chan aren't true. people say a lot of things when they are anonymous.
#57 to #44 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Oh really?

So you're saying that it's not likely for cum to remain wet and sticky, be picked up by a seagull for whatever reason, then dropped into the sea and float all the way to an island with natives like that?
User avatar #77 to #57 - aussieftw (07/18/2013) [-]
No, I think what he's trying to say is all the sperm would be dead.
User avatar #78 to #77 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
Because everything else in the content is realistic. Just like sperm surviving all that.
User avatar #79 to #78 - aussieftw (07/18/2013) [-]
I'm not too sure what you're trying to say, but sperm WOULD survive all that if it had the ability to live that long
#97 to #80 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
You're being counter trolled *******
User avatar #98 to #97 - tylosaurus ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
"Counter trolled".
Like I'm trolling.
"Look, I'm being retarded on purpose, I'm trolling!"

Trol'd.
#72 - John Cena (07/18/2013) [-]
sperm doesn't live that long in those circumstances
User avatar #75 to #72 - rafeky (07/18/2013) [-]
cirCUMstancers
User avatar #89 to #75 - DoktorHax (07/18/2013) [-]
enough with those inyourendos!
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