I Anonymous Cu/ 30/ 12( Mon) : 31 No. 2292354
its IO years old
Wheeling particularly mischievious
into the toilets for a shit
Spuddenly a bright idea pops into my head
wat ifi shat an the floor meted Isl wud b Eff "
my plump asshole firmly an the floor
Pstart to shit a bit, turds the size of rat droppings came out
pissing at this point
I' m done, run outside at super sanic speed trying desperately to contain my laughter
an the bench outside and watch as people gs in and out ofthe toilets, quite visibly disturbed from the utterly disgusting smell
Countinue doing this for weeks
Clauses an absolutely massive shitstormy (hurr) and the head teacher gets real mad in assembly, says she' ll have whoever did the shits taken away from their parents
commense fear of dread courses through me, but at the same time I' m giggling like an idiot from the childish hilarity ofthe situation
Essentually confess, end up getting sent to a counsellor because they must have genuinely thought I was fucked up in the head
Yeah, I was a messed up kid.