Pimpin ain't easy. .. Girlfriend must have been Frodo.



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User avatar #1 - thelegendofbob (03/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Girlfriend must have been Frodo.
#13 - themilkmon (03/31/2012) [+] (8 replies)
She...destroyed the ring?

#57 - herrdouchebag (03/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be a week ago
>Sitting in a shop
>Girl comes in
>She's ******* hot
>Has huge tits
>I look at her
>She's just looking around
>She takes a quick glance at me
>She smiles in a good way
>Couple of minutes of talking
>I go to her place
>So we go into her bathroom
>She strips, and goes into the bath
>I go into the bath with her, about to make sexy time
>She is grinding all over me
>She is moaning
>I'm really horny by now
>I reach out, to feel her tits
>I can't
>I don't have any arms
>I can't move
>I'm a bar of soap
#52 - wollis (03/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Lost it at "get gf pregnant with monster cock"
2 lines was all it took, nice.
#55 to #52 - ashybone (03/31/2012) [-]
**ashybone rolls 1** Op's cock in inches
User avatar #70 - ipwnkitties (03/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
passed down for 40 years ... thats like .... 1 generation .... damn that ring had such history in it
#43 - angasal (03/31/2012) [-]
>Be 2 weeks old
>get taken into bedroom
>gonna be in a threesome
>guy gets inside me
>I'm all lubed up
>get inside girl
>guy starts pumping harder
>girl starts moaning
>guy comes inside me
>pulls out of me
>throws me in the trash
>mfw I am a condom
#7 - ragingbrony (03/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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Her face...
User avatar #67 - nITE (03/31/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Wake up
>Brush Hair
>Comb my teeth
>Eat some tea
>Drink some waffles
>Fart dick
>Wake up
> Its 12:00 in the morning
>Use cum as hair gel
>Goto a party
>Ask where I get my gel
>I said " **** you"
>I then motorboat someone
>Head back home
>Fall asleep
User avatar #45 - screamz (03/31/2012) [-]

> Go on FJ
> Find funny post from /b/
>Wait a month
>Repost it
#51 - yournewdad (03/31/2012) [-]
<--What he should have done
<--What he should have done
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