Pimpin ain't easy

#1 - thelegendofbob

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(03/30/2012) [-]

Girlfriend must have been Frodo.

#9 to #1 - littlebigr

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(03/31/2012) [-]

Take all the thumbs you want xD

#13 - themilkmon

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(03/31/2012) [-]

She...destroyed the ring?

NOOOOOOO

#35 to #13 - eiaisqzbsesb

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(03/31/2012) [-]

We're going to get you to the top!

#34 to #13 - anon id: 94091481

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(03/31/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolls 650** Had to do math. enjoy your thumb.

#21 to #13 - colehaffner

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(03/31/2012) [-]

to the top comments???

#99 to #21 - zastavooo

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(03/31/2012) [-]

he just copied the already top comment.

#36 to #21 - lemonpepsiking

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(03/31/2012) [-]

#169 to #21 - dtdownsurface

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(03/31/2012) [-]

******* saved.

#57 - herrdouchebag

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(03/31/2012) [-]

>Be a week ago
>Sitting in a shop
>Girl comes in
>She's ******* hot
>Has huge tits
>I look at her
>She's just looking around
>She takes a quick glance at me
>She smiles in a good way
>Couple of minutes of talking
>I go to her place
>Feelsgoodman
>So we go into her bathroom
>She strips, and goes into the bath
>I go into the bath with her, about to make sexy time
>She is grinding all over me
>She is moaning
>I'm really horny by now
>I reach out, to feel her tits
>I can't
>I don't have any arms
>I can't move
>I'm a bar of soap

#214 to #57 - knowstoomuch

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(04/01/2012) [-]

Wait... I thought you were a week ago...

#100 to #57 - senseofpurpose

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#88 to #57 - figosound

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#85 to #57 - ranndom

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#63 to #57 - PunkSpike

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#52 - wollis

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(03/31/2012) [-]

Lost it at "get gf pregnant with monster cock"
2 lines was all it took, nice.

#55 to #52 - ashybone

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(03/31/2012) [-]

**ashybone rolls 1** Op's cock in inches

#68 to #55 - Titanasgr

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(03/31/2012) [-]

Still too much!!!

#94 to #55 - conagheraxe

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(03/31/2012) [-]

You wouldn't believe how hard I laughed at that trollface. A thumb for you, sir!

#48 - warbrew

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(03/31/2012) [-]

#70 - ipwnkitties

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(03/31/2012) [-]

passed down for 40 years ... thats like .... 1 generation .... damn that ring had such history in it

#77 to #70 - boly

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(03/31/2012) [-]

Alot of weddings can happen in 40 years......

#43 - angasal

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(03/31/2012) [-]

>Be 2 weeks old
>get taken into bedroom
>gonna be in a threesome
>guy gets inside me
>I'm all lubed up
>get inside girl
>guy starts pumping harder
>girl starts moaning
>guy comes inside me
>pulls out of me
>throws me in the trash
>mfw I am a condom

#7 - ragingbrony

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(03/31/2012) [-]

Her face...

#12 to #7 - oblivionx

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(03/31/2012) [-]

i will give you a thumb sir, if only for the reaction pic

#67 - nITE

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(03/31/2012) [-]

>Wake up
>Brush Hair
>Comb my teeth
>Eat some tea
>Drink some waffles
>Fart dick
>Asleep
>Wake up
> Its 12:00 in the morning
>Masturbate
>Use cum as hair gel
>Goto a party
>Ask where I get my gel
>I said "**** you"
>I then motorboat someone
>Leave
>Head back home
>Fall asleep
>Potato