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#57
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herrdouchebag (03/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
>Be a week ago
>Sitting in a shop
>Girl comes in
>She's ******* hot
>Has huge tits
>I look at her
>She's just looking around
>She takes a quick glance at me
>She smiles in a good way
>Couple of minutes of talking
>I go to her place
>Feelsgoodman
>So we go into her bathroom
>She strips, and goes into the bath
>I go into the bath with her, about to make sexy time
>She is grinding all over me
>She is moaning
>I'm really horny by now
>I reach out, to feel her tits
>I can't
>I don't have any arms
>I can't move
>I'm a bar of soap
>Sitting in a shop
>Girl comes in
>She's ******* hot
>Has huge tits
>I look at her
>She's just looking around
>She takes a quick glance at me
>She smiles in a good way
>Couple of minutes of talking
>I go to her place
>Feelsgoodman
>So we go into her bathroom
>She strips, and goes into the bath
>I go into the bath with her, about to make sexy time
>She is grinding all over me
>She is moaning
>I'm really horny by now
>I reach out, to feel her tits
>I can't
>I don't have any arms
>I can't move
>I'm a bar of soap
#52
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wollis (03/31/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Lost it at "get gf pregnant with monster cock"
2 lines was all it took, nice.
2 lines was all it took, nice.
#70
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ipwnkitties (03/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
passed down for 40 years ... thats like .... 1 generation .... damn that ring had such history in it
#43
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angasal (03/31/2012) [-] >Be 2 weeks old
>get taken into bedroom
>gonna be in a threesome
>guy gets inside me
>I'm all lubed up
>get inside girl
>guy starts pumping harder
>girl starts moaning
>guy comes inside me
>pulls out of me
>throws me in the trash
>mfw I am a condom
>get taken into bedroom
>gonna be in a threesome
>guy gets inside me
>I'm all lubed up
>get inside girl
>guy starts pumping harder
>girl starts moaning
>guy comes inside me
>pulls out of me
>throws me in the trash
>mfw I am a condom
#67
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nITE (03/31/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>Wake up
>Brush Hair
>Comb my teeth
>Eat some tea
>Drink some waffles
>Fart dick
>Asleep
>Wake up
> Its 12:00 in the morning
>Masturbate
>Use cum as hair gel
>Goto a party
>Ask where I get my gel
>I said " **** you"
>I then motorboat someone
>Leave
>Head back home
>Fall asleep
>Potato
>Brush Hair
>Comb my teeth
>Eat some tea
>Drink some waffles
>Fart dick
>Asleep
>Wake up
> Its 12:00 in the morning
>Masturbate
>Use cum as hair gel
>Goto a party
>Ask where I get my gel
>I said " **** you"
>I then motorboat someone
>Leave
>Head back home
>Fall asleep
>Potato
