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sci have the perfect crime. my is e random and he is the
biggest fuel: ess en this planet. what if we get really dents we night (or at
least he did) and he passes cut and l get a this cf his bleed. I then freeze
bullets cf New in a mm and then sheet him with the hum New
bullets. the bleed melts in his Body, no , no evidence.
what does ml think?
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#14 - crafty badger (03/21/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Got 300 bucks and want to kill a man? TOO ******* BAD YOU BROKE CUNT GO MAKE MONEY, KILLIN' AIN'T CHEAP BITCH. Buy gold, 24k you ******* cheap bastard. Turn that **** into powder, ALL OF IT, use a mortar and pestle and the strength of ten men. Put ALL TAHT **** in an acidic drink like coke or OJ, tell your victim to chug it all at once.

Gold poisoning, it ******* works. Not detectable on poison test kits, only on the most obscure heavy metal detection test can see it.

Kill bitches like a pimp.
User avatar #18 - bionicpanda (03/22/2012) [+] (8 replies)
1. buy frozen lamb leg.
2. knock victim out with it
3. cook it.
4. when police come, ask if there hungry
5. they eat it.
6. no evidence
The perfect crime.
#2 - jingleforth (03/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That wouldn't work.   
   
Ice bullets have been tested and the pressure and heat when shooting the bullets melts them.
That wouldn't work.

Ice bullets have been tested and the pressure and heat when shooting the bullets melts them.
User avatar #13 - ROFL (03/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
just when hes drunk enough and falls asleep
you take an empty syringe and inject oxygen into his vein
that should stop his heart ,
if that doesn't work then try sewing his asshole shut , next time he wants to fart or to **** it's gonna be really funny
User avatar #131 - taxation (03/22/2012) [-]
mythbusters tested ice bullets. didnt work. i assume then that neither would blood bullets, except against a crip.
#226 - enlil (03/22/2012) [-]
I'd do it with class, faggots:
-Get 20 packs of painkillers
-get all the painkillers into a bowl
-add water, mix
-make a really big painkiller from the outcome of that process
-set it on a table
-wait in a dresser till the faggot comes home
-he'll see it and say "oh **** , that's a big ass painkiller"
-i jump out of dresser and stab the ******

PERFECT CRIME
#30 - antistar (03/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Why don't you just make an icicle out of his blood, then just stab him with it?
User avatar #197 - wrought (03/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What about hitting him with a frozen leg of lamb, and then cooking and eating it? I heard that from somewhere, not sure where...
User avatar #88 - tailsx (03/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>Freeze a big T-bone steak
>hit him in the back of the head with steak
>cook steak
>???
>profit
#191 - klaatu (03/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Wrong.

Upon firing the weapon the frozen bullets would become liquid. Effectively just pissing blood over him.
#37 - jeffellis (03/22/2012) [-]
<----- MFW when i try it and it works.
<----- MFW when i try it and it works.
#147 - Flammenwerfer (03/22/2012) [-]
Just by reading the comments I've learned how to theoretically kill people in several different ways.

WHAT I LEARNED ON FJ TODAY IS....!!
#86 - tenderpoop (03/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
"My roomate is a random"

"Roomate is a random"

"Is a random"



WAT
#149 - zhaffy ONLINE (03/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>> Kill Middle-Easterners
>> Apologise
>>No War Crime
>> Perfect crime?
#145 - Mazza (03/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Winter
>Grab Icicle
>Stab person with Icicle
>No murder weapon (Melts) No fingerprints.
>Don't get seen

Not sure if genius, or insane
#154 - anonymous (03/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
just use an icicle, stab him, icicle melts, blow dry the wet spots. case closed

#195 - spycheckingpyro (03/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i hate to say this to everyone, but most detectives can figure out the icicle trick since people now know about it and well... it's their job to know these kind of things. eliminating the murder weapon because it melts is about as effective as just stabbing them, moving the knife to another location and tossing it in the dumpster. if you were using gloves, there's no finger prints anyways. just burn them with the clothes that got blood on them   
   
people put too much time thinking of cartoon style methods of murder when simply shooting someone in the back of the head with no witnesses when hide the casing, wear gloves to hide finger prints if you're already on file and they're saved, and stay at a distance where blood won't splatter back onto you. effective solutions to practical problems. eliminating enough evidence to convict you is all you need
i hate to say this to everyone, but most detectives can figure out the icicle trick since people now know about it and well... it's their job to know these kind of things. eliminating the murder weapon because it melts is about as effective as just stabbing them, moving the knife to another location and tossing it in the dumpster. if you were using gloves, there's no finger prints anyways. just burn them with the clothes that got blood on them

people put too much time thinking of cartoon style methods of murder when simply shooting someone in the back of the head with no witnesses when hide the casing, wear gloves to hide finger prints if you're already on file and they're saved, and stay at a distance where blood won't splatter back onto you. effective solutions to practical problems. eliminating enough evidence to convict you is all you need
User avatar #28 - stopdropandroll (03/22/2012) [-]
>get portal gun
>create endless loop of falling in a room
>let them continue endlessly falling for a few hours
>when moon is out, shoot portal at it
#125 - bazda (03/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
1.Fill propane tank, gas grill size.
2.Duct tape a **** ton of roofing nails around the outside.
3.Sit it on his front porch.
4.Sit about 200 yards away with a BOLT ACTION rifle. Hollow point rounds.
5.Get partner in crime to doorbell ditch.
6.Door opes, BANG....KABOOM! dead guy.

The cops will be able to piece together what happened, but there is no real evidence against you. The hollow point will fragment beyond recognition when it hits the tank, and it explodes, leaving no slug to run ballistics on. DO NOT rack your bolt, and destroy the spent shell ASAP. Doorbell ringer must wear gloves.

This is the kinda **** that I think about sometimes.
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