Perfect crime. .. Got 300 bucks and want to kill a man? TOO BAD YOU BROKE CUNT GO MAKE MONEY, KILLIN' AIN'T CHEAP BITCH. Buy gold, 24k you cheap bastard. Turn that into powder, A Perfect crime Got 300 bucks and want to kill a man? TOO BAD YOU BROKE CUNT GO MAKE MONEY KILLIN' AIN'T CHEAP BITCH Buy gold 24k you cheap bastard Turn that into powder A
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#14 - crafty badger
Reply +118
(03/21/2012) [-]
Got 300 bucks and want to kill a man? TOO ******* BAD YOU BROKE CUNT GO MAKE MONEY, KILLIN' AIN'T CHEAP BITCH. Buy gold, 24k you ******* cheap bastard. Turn that **** into powder, ALL OF IT, use a mortar and pestle and the strength of ten men. Put ALL TAHT **** in an acidic drink like coke or OJ, tell your victim to chug it all at once.

Gold poisoning, it ******* works. Not detectable on poison test kits, only on the most obscure heavy metal detection test can see it.

Kill bitches like a pimp.
#16 to #14 - hastyhead
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(03/22/2012) [-]
....Favorited.... pokerface.jpg
#42 to #14 - joemeister
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(03/22/2012) [-]
reminded me of this.
reminded me of this.
#245 to #14 - dodihamad **User deleted account**
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#69 to #14 - crafty badger
Reply +35
(03/22/2012) [-]
I think I just created a crime spree....


#157 to #69 - geraldbostock
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(03/22/2012) [-]
You are now officially responsible.
#51 to #14 - atvdude
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(03/22/2012) [-]
the amount of favorites on this comment is disturbing.
#18 - bionicpanda
Reply +57
(03/22/2012) [-]
1. buy frozen lamb leg.
2. knock victim out with it
3. cook it.
4. when police come, ask if there hungry
5. they eat it.
6. no evidence
The perfect crime.
#25 to #18 - oxYKellark
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(03/22/2012) [-]
******* already been done
#21 to #18 - Metalsmash
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Yogscast?
#189 to #21 - Moog
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(03/22/2012) [-]
I AM DAVE1 YOGNAU(GH)T AND I HAVE THE BALLS :3
I AM DAVE1 YOGNAU(GH)T AND I HAVE THE BALLS :3
#61 to #18 - friednazi
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(03/22/2012) [-]
1. Come home from a long day of work.
2. Drink a lot.
3. Let wife go to make dinner after deciding not to go out.
4. Die.
#20 to #18 - kodaself
Reply +33
(03/22/2012) [-]
Lamb to the Slaughter by Roald Dahl
#31 to #20 - fozism
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Beat me to it. ******* loved that story.   
   
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Beat me to it. ******* loved that story.

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#36 to #20 - bionicpanda
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Exactly :)
#38 to #36 - kodaself
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Except that in the story she didn't buy a frozen lamb leg, she had it in the deepfreeze.
#2 - jingleforth
Reply +57
(03/21/2012) [-]
That wouldn't work.   
   
Ice bullets have been tested and the pressure and heat when shooting the bullets melts them.
That wouldn't work.

Ice bullets have been tested and the pressure and heat when shooting the bullets melts them.
#95 to #2 - anon
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Or the ice just breaks when the bullet actually shoots? Guns aren't that far off from canon actually, same concept.
#13 - ROFL
Reply +40
(03/21/2012) [-]
just when hes drunk enough and falls asleep
you take an empty syringe and inject oxygen into his vein
that should stop his heart ,
if that doesn't work then try sewing his asshole shut , next time he wants to fart or to **** it's gonna be really funny
#19 to #13 - justsomechickyo
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(03/22/2012) [-]
How does one go about sewing assholes shut anyways???
#199 to #19 - LykonBluhd
Reply +1
(03/22/2012) [-]
needle and thread yo
#231 to #199 - justsomechickyo
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Well you'd think so.......but I don't really think it would work quite like that, i guess im no doctor but whatever
#23 to #13 - childcatcher
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(03/22/2012) [-]
I wasn't with you until "sweing his asshole shut"
#15 to #13 - honeybiscuit
Reply +25
(03/22/2012) [-]
I was with you until "sewing his asshole shut."
#131 - taxation
Reply +35
(03/22/2012) [-]
mythbusters tested ice bullets. didnt work. i assume then that neither would blood bullets, except against a crip.
#226 - enlil
Reply +28
(03/22/2012) [-]
I'd do it with class, faggots:
-Get 20 packs of painkillers
-get all the painkillers into a bowl
-add water, mix
-make a really big painkiller from the outcome of that process
-set it on a table
-wait in a dresser till the faggot comes home
-he'll see it and say "oh ****, that's a big ass painkiller"
-i jump out of dresser and stab the ******

PERFECT CRIME
#30 - antistar
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Why don't you just make an icicle out of his blood, then just stab him with it?
#49 to #30 - katiegirl
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Doesn't have to be his blood, just has to be O- blood to work.
#32 to #30 - zombiefacepuncher
Reply +12
(03/22/2012) [-]
you would still need alot of blood
#197 - wrought
Reply +22
(03/22/2012) [-]
What about hitting him with a frozen leg of lamb, and then cooking and eating it? I heard that from somewhere, not sure where...
#203 to #197 - sphincter
Reply +15
(03/22/2012) [-]
Lamb to Slaughter- Roald Dahl
#206 to #203 - wrought
Reply +5
(03/22/2012) [-]
Thank you good sir.
#88 - tailsx
Reply +18
(03/22/2012) [-]
>Freeze a big T-bone steak
>hit him in the back of the head with steak
>cook steak
>???
>profit
#119 to #88 - anon
Reply 0
(03/22/2012) [-]
Also the part where he wants a divorce.
#126 to #88 - sookmaybowls
Reply 0
(03/22/2012) [-]
I love that story.
#143 to #88 - mrevitcartta
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(03/22/2012) [-]
Roald Dahl wrote that right? But it was a Lamb Leg or something?
#111 to #88 - DatsNoMoon
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(03/22/2012) [-]
You forgot the part where you feed it to the police.
#191 - klaatu
Reply +16
(03/22/2012) [-]
Wrong.

Upon firing the weapon the frozen bullets would become liquid. Effectively just pissing blood over him.
#198 to #191 - PunkKid
Reply 0
(03/22/2012) [-]
Exactly :) If anything the "Blood bullets" would need to be fired from a gas powered cannon of some sorts
#208 to #198 - Thescottman
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(03/22/2012) [-]
didn't they prove that sort of thing with ice bullets on mythbusters
#214 to #208 - blacktay
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(03/22/2012) [-]
They proved, in fact, that you can use " frosted meat bullets" to kill someone, as it's more resistant than ice.