Pencils. . its me, 14, in school Treacher has this old pencil an she lends out to people who don' t have pens is old, chewed up and Milne day sameone has an ide
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Pencils

its me, 14, in school
Treacher has this old pencil an she lends out to people who don' t have pens
is old, chewed up and ****
Milne day sameone has an idea
Hells everyone
s gonna allthe pencil, then gs to the terlet and stick it in his ass and then give it hackee her
delivers
a little cult following
Spuddenly people follow in his divine example
Eevery ******* lessen sameone gees to the bathroom with the pencil
is whack
gees ene fer a couple weeks, but like any fad it dies out pretty quickly
its a few months later
sin class when pen runs dry
Skives me the pencil
Noobody realises, even me, everyone had kinda forgotten about it
is ******* hard
as ******* metal
a Pedos cock an a maternity ward
Hoarder than months old dry ****
realisation
sin my concetration I' d been chewing an the pencil
ralize what atrocity wasjust occured
Haste ****
Shmell ****
chunks everywhere
Eeveryone gets same
rushed to hospital
week off
Coverall an we would do again
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Submitted: 04/10/2013
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#87 - megustabunny (04/11/2013) [-]
yeah im out of here
yeah im out of here
#84 - Byte (04/11/2013) [-]
Oh that's sick...   
   
If I wanted to get out of class, all I had to do was push on the the top of my nose above my left nostril. I had a very thin vain that would easily rupture.    
   
One firm push, and I had blood running out of my nose like it was broken. Nothing got me out faster than a blood covered desk.   
   
Sadly, I could only do it about once every two weeks.
Oh that's sick...

If I wanted to get out of class, all I had to do was push on the the top of my nose above my left nostril. I had a very thin vain that would easily rupture.

One firm push, and I had blood running out of my nose like it was broken. Nothing got me out faster than a blood covered desk.

Sadly, I could only do it about once every two weeks.
User avatar #85 to #84 - joshlol (04/11/2013) [-]
Would be a bit odd if you were doing it on a daily basis, heh.
#80 - nitrofire (04/11/2013) [-]
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#79 - kingarturi ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
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#78 - jblackmetal (04/11/2013) [-]
I laughed just like this.
I laughed just like this.
#77 - gibroner ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
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#75 - beamishbb (04/11/2013) [-]
MFW
#72 - analrespect (04/11/2013) [-]
when i was in 3rd grade my parents bought me coloring pencils for arts. not 10 nor 20, 100 of them, damn, i had so many. people asked me to borrow them, at the end of the year i had only black and white left. ******* *******
#68 - inametoasted (04/11/2013) [-]
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#66 - sirfisticuffs (04/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 - secondlawprevails (04/11/2013) [-]
but the metal ring on the end.....and the splinters.....
User avatar #63 - vondraco (04/11/2013) [-]
A guy in my school did that years ago.
Instead of people following his example, he lost about 60% of his friends.
That's what's supposed to happen in a normal school.
User avatar #62 - weenieandthebutt ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I got a pencil story, not as bad but still quite disgusting:
>be 14, in highschool.
>Was a social loser and only had two friends.
>I was treated like a 'follower' where I had to go through their initiations to be truly accepted.
>My friend (who was still a betafag) was told by my more alpha-ier friend to put the entire pencil in his mouth in class (actual sidewards fully in).
>I was told to do the same thing by them. I did it but they claimed to "have not seen it" so was told to do it again.
>I did it and once boy in my class saw, was in absolute disgust and shouted out for everyone in the entire class to see. They all went "ewwwww" in absolute synchronisation (which was well degrading).
>My friend told me that the pencil I put in my mouth was the same pencil he put in his mouth.
#74 to #62 - JohnTheRipper (04/11/2013) [-]
great.
great.
#73 to #62 - analrespect (04/11/2013) [-]
something like that happened to me, i said " **** you, it is only water and some other compounds" i was a strange kid
User avatar #69 to #62 - cazabrow (04/11/2013) [-]
Not realllly funny enough for the intertnet, nor THAT disgusting
User avatar #70 to #69 - weenieandthebutt ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
I never said it was funny. It's just a sort of beta experience that I wanted to share out to people where they'd exchange their's, and then have beta buddies to console with.
User avatar #61 - funnyjunkforlife (04/11/2013) [-]
im curious ........were the girls in on it?
#58 - windmagevaati (04/11/2013) [-]
Pencil's FW it get's shoved in everybody's ass
Pencil's FW it get's shoved in everybody's ass
#57 - fukyeahraptorr ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
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