Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches. Ignore my poor attempt at censorship.. Virgin here. How does ene not find a clitoris? Every nag Ne ever seen an image of, th
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches. Ignore my poor attempt at censorship.. Virgin here. How does ene not find a clitoris? Every nag Ne ever seen an image of, th

Ignore my poor attempt at censorship.

Virgin here. How does ene not find a clitoris? Every nag Ne ever seen an image of, the slit is either easily visible itwould be dyed spread the labia. How is this
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Because guys are idiots.
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, you get confused. I once got so confused that I thought the vagina was my own mouth (drugs) and I shoved a
whole peanut butter &jelly sandwich into it.
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#1 - Kirbyman (08/02/2014) [-]
I think he brings up a valid point worthy of discussion.
#20 to #1 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
I've never had trouble
#18 to #1 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
I haven't been with many guys, but none of them seem to have had trouble finding it. If I were to guess why a guy couldn't figure it out, it would be because he just didn't know where it is/that it even existed. If the girl is aroused, the clitoris will swell up. It would be pretty easy to find if you knew what you were looking for
I haven't been with many guys, but none of them seem to have had trouble finding it. If I were to guess why a guy couldn't figure it out, it would be because he just didn't know where it is/that it even existed. If the girl is aroused, the clitoris will swell up. It would be pretty easy to find if you knew what you were looking for
#11 to #1 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
As someone already said, it's mostly because when you do it, it's dark.
The POV is different in porn than on real life. She's not spread and you're just there looking, you both are probably kissing, and your hand just reaches there and guesses where it is.
Also, from my experience, most girls don't want to just show their entire lady parts, they are shy about it, so if you add the darkness, the difficulty to see the area and the fact that her legs will probably be close to each other, there you have it.
#6 to #1 - baldraun (08/02/2014) [-]
Its because not every girl has a porn-star tier vag. Most of the time its pretty visible, but sometimes chicks have weird vaginas. 			****		 happens.   
   
Also, you cant see stuff when you put it in your mouth. Or in the dark.    
   
But you're right, in most cases its just 			*******		 stupid.
Its because not every girl has a porn-star tier vag. Most of the time its pretty visible, but sometimes chicks have weird vaginas. **** happens.

Also, you cant see stuff when you put it in your mouth. Or in the dark.

But you're right, in most cases its just ******* stupid.
User avatar #14 to #6 - theexo ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Plus when girls get horny their vagina can swell up, which makes traversing the folds harder if they don't have a prominent clitoris.
#8 to #1 - stallioncock (08/02/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, it's not a discussion anyone on Funnyjunk can have.
#2 - ryles (08/02/2014) [-]
Mouths FW
Mouths FW
#10 to #2 - sparox (08/02/2014) [-]
How can..wait..what?
How can..wait..what?
#12 - rumpadump (08/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #13 - theexo ONLINE (08/03/2014) [-]
Guys aren't stupid, most public high schools don't teach female anatomy to male kids. The only way to know is if you do what anon did and look for it on the internet
User avatar #21 to #13 - ianchrist (08/03/2014) [-]
or when they ask the girl they're fingering.

"Touch my clit"
"I dont know where it is!"
"Its right---"
"NO I NEED TO FIND OUT ON THE INTERNET"
#25 to #13 - aerosol (08/03/2014) [-]
The school I went to actually covered that as part of a Physiology class. I can't remember why, but I'm pretty sure I was the only one in my class who missed that whole lesson we covered it in like 2 days due to a series of doctors appointments or something.
mfw I was still tested on it
User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (08/03/2014) [-]
You're not allowed to post human anatomy here? lel.
User avatar #16 to #15 - DurkMyDurka (08/03/2014) [-]
I assume not, I cried when I saw the picture.
User avatar #17 to #16 - darksideofthebeast (08/03/2014) [-]
I always cry when I see vaginas.
#9 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Guys. If you can find the entrance, its literally right above it. Not hard to find the clit
#19 to #9 - vladimirtepes (08/03/2014) [-]
But if she's upside down and I'm drunk and right side up..
#22 to #19 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
then shes raping you because you cant give consent.
#27 to #22 - vladimirtepes (08/03/2014) [-]
But its not rape if i like it.
#26 - auryn (08/03/2014) [-]
Once while a girl was riding me in the heat of the moment I erotically started to rub the girl's arm as she was nearing an orgasm, turns out my other arm had fallen asleep and I was violently groping my own arm for a while.

I just hope she didn't see that because that must've looked stupid as **** .
#23 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2014) [-]
I never knew that...
I never knew that...
#7 - micekill (08/02/2014) [-]
i think, for me, it was hard cus there were so many folds of flesh there, i couldn't make out what was what also because of the moist liquids another thins is that i couldn't use my eyes since she was so shy
#4 - runesman (08/02/2014) [-]
I could have sworn there was more to this, unless I'm imagining things.
#5 to #4 - runesman (08/02/2014) [-]
Nevermind I'm probably just really stupid.
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