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Patriotism

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we post weird
e elementary wheel
memories
grade
Elating popsicles On field
day
kid is eating a ( ***** red
white and blue if you didn' t know)
starts to feel sick
vom its, and the vein it is just a swirly
pool of red white and blue
stand up immediately, and put my hand
ever my heart
sing "God Bless America" as our
comrade is taken to the nurse' s office and
the teachers leek at us with a mixture of
pride and deep disturbance.
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User avatar #80 to #6 - ooooooooooo (06/27/2013) [-]
I thought you had the same name as mine for a second
User avatar #18 to #6 - conordalymcr (06/27/2013) [-]
[democracy intensifies]
User avatar #57 to #18 - lamarisagoodname (06/27/2013) [-]
PRISM
#21 - millex (06/27/2013) [-]
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#4 - davidteninch (06/26/2013) [-]
If you did that in Germany you'd be considered Nazis for being nationalistic.
If you did that in Germany you'd be considered Nazis for being nationalistic.
#60 to #4 - huszti (06/27/2013) [-]
sad but true.
#64 to #4 - jakols (06/27/2013) [-]
World politics in a nutshell

part 1
#66 to #64 - jakols (06/27/2013) [-]
part 2
#68 to #66 - jakols (06/27/2013) [-]
part 3
#69 to #68 - jakols (06/27/2013) [-]
part 4

i feel like the world still have an eye on Germany you know, like just in case they flip out.
Poor Germany....
#45 - embryowine (06/27/2013) [-]
> Be in 3rd grade   
> Teacher leaves class to print some homework off   
> From the back, hear "Aw, man."   
> Everyone turns around to see this kid with a nose bleed   
> It's 			*******		 niagara falls up in there   
> Entire class crowds around him and walks him to the garbage can   
> Leans over, collecting blood in hands   
> oh god it's hell's fountain   
> Kids start 'helping' him and collecting it in their own hands, because apparently you can't just bleed into the garbage can    
> Kids tossing blood around like it's some goddamn waterpark   
> Kid faints, falls down   
> Teacher's FW she walks back into the blood-spattered room and thirty kids are dancing around some unconscious boy sprawled on the floor
> Be in 3rd grade
> Teacher leaves class to print some homework off
> From the back, hear "Aw, man."
> Everyone turns around to see this kid with a nose bleed
> It's ******* niagara falls up in there
> Entire class crowds around him and walks him to the garbage can
> Leans over, collecting blood in hands
> oh god it's hell's fountain
> Kids start 'helping' him and collecting it in their own hands, because apparently you can't just bleed into the garbage can
> Kids tossing blood around like it's some goddamn waterpark
> Kid faints, falls down
> Teacher's FW she walks back into the blood-spattered room and thirty kids are dancing around some unconscious boy sprawled on the floor
User avatar #55 to #45 - megusters (06/27/2013) [-]
Someone should make an elen lied themed animation of this.
#65 to #45 - kingarturi ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I find this funnier than i think i should.   
   
googled kids playing in blood didn't find anything relevant.
I find this funnier than i think i should.

googled kids playing in blood didn't find anything relevant.
#26 - prettypalmtrees (06/27/2013) [-]
>Be in 5th grade   
>Beta af    
>Wear big fluffy bubble coat all the time    
>Get up to sharpen pencil    
>Can't feel around for the hole   
>Try to take a step back to look for it   
>Trip over disgusting converse shoe lace   
>Fall backwards into large trash can   
>			******************		.jpg   
>Bubble coat makes it an extra tight fit   
>Can't get out   
>MFW the teacher has to call over another teacher to pry my ass out
>Be in 5th grade
>Beta af
>Wear big fluffy bubble coat all the time
>Get up to sharpen pencil
>Can't feel around for the hole
>Try to take a step back to look for it
>Trip over disgusting converse shoe lace
>Fall backwards into large trash can
> ****************** .jpg
>Bubble coat makes it an extra tight fit
>Can't get out
>MFW the teacher has to call over another teacher to pry my ass out


#25 - forevertrombone (06/27/2013) [-]
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#30 to #25 - agentdoubleohio (06/27/2013) [-]
new episode is out, it's awesome
new episode is out, it's awesome
#82 to #30 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
source???
User avatar #85 to #82 - agentdoubleohio (06/27/2013) [-]
just type into google and you will find it, but still here you go www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/gravity-falls
#29 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (06/27/2013) [-]
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>Be me
> Little 13 years old
> Eat at lunch
> We tell a a bad joke repeatly
> Some girl gets angry and tell us to stop it
> We say it another time
> she takes a pudding and slam it in our faces
> Everyone takes their main food (chicken drum stick, rice, sandwiches, noddles and juices) and throw it in her face.
> She cries and run away
> One week later all of our parents are in my friend house, we are playing outside
> The girl and her parents comes and knock at the door
> They threats our parents to pay her ruined shirt covered in sauce and such
> We hide and get a slingshot
>`Throws pudding in her face
> Our parents laughs
> Our faces when she moves out of town because of us
#46 to #29 - digidawg (06/27/2013) [-]
Jesus christ man I really hope english isn't your first language.
Jesus christ man I really hope english isn't your first language.
User avatar #89 to #46 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (06/27/2013) [-]
IT IS ISNT
#42 to #29 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
tat wsnat funmy
#70 to #29 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
Bitch had it coming. You've done me proud, boy.
#54 to #29 - ggdhindo (06/27/2013) [-]
was she hot?




i like cars
#35 - bbqbacon (06/27/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Eating lunch on pizza day
>Kid comes over and smacks head
>Tell him to stop
>Comes back again
>Warn him not to do it again
>Does it anyway
>Stands up and throws chocolate milk at the back of his head
>Chocolate milk explodes on impact and gets everywhere
>Get sent to the principals office and asked, "Why?"
>Simply reply, "Nobody ruins my pizza day."
>Nobody...
User avatar #78 to #35 - burtgasm (06/27/2013) [-]
in middle school they served pizza everyday
User avatar #94 to #78 - bbqbacon (06/27/2013) [-]
In my school it was pizza day one week and then hoagie day the next week.
User avatar #28 - nylak (06/27/2013) [-]
> When itty bitty kid, used to bite people
> Had odd dad who bit me back; only reinforces bad behavior
> Elementary school, get along better with dogs than people; act like dog sometimes, poor eye contact, growl, howl, bite guys
> Rumours go around that I was raised by wolves because kids are gullible
> Win a "peer vote" schoolwide talent contest for howling the "My Heart Will Go On" song from Titanic like a crazed wolfchild
> Fast-forward to graduate school, am now normal
> Run into an old friend from elementary school
> "OH MY GOD, IT'S THE WOLFGIRL. YOU BIT ME."
> We can never escape our stupid childhood behaviors, kids
#47 to #28 - ZebraCocaine (06/27/2013) [-]
Do you happen to be the Dog Girl of the Ukraine?
#37 - melbtrev (06/27/2013) [-]
>in 2nd grade
>step on a brownie at lunch, stuck on shoe
>go to bathroom stall to get it off
>for some reason decide to get it off by rubbing brownie all over floor, walls, toilet seat
>later on in the day
> i go to the scene of the crime cuz i have to piss
>someone goes in before me
> hear a janitor yell from inside "get the hell outta here, do you wanna get **** all over you?!"
>MFW everyone thought the brownie was ****
User avatar #97 to #37 - Mox (07/02/2013) [-]
Walk in there, stare at them as you lick it up
#34 - atma (06/27/2013) [-]
be safe when it comes to frozen treats.
User avatar #91 to #34 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (06/27/2013) [-]
GUTTA GU FAZT !
#2 - gibroner (06/26/2013) [-]
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#41 - killerblue (06/27/2013) [-]
>enjoying a day at school with my friends
>relaxing cause its a field
>suddenly one of my friend grabs my dick and starts sucking me
>ewwgay.noboner.jpg
>I start to climax due to the intensity of his sucking
>I cum in his mouth
>he vomits
>it's red, white, and blue
>MFW
User avatar #96 to #41 - kevintothemax (07/02/2013) [-]
the **** did i just read
User avatar #23 - clers (06/27/2013) [-]
Anybody have a penis inspection day recently? The nurse was pretty nice and let me slide. I don't know how other country's/state's penis inspection day works, but here in California if you are under 8" then your penis is confiscated.
User avatar #53 to #23 - megusters (06/27/2013) [-]
Whadya mean confiscated?
User avatar #88 to #53 - clers (06/27/2013) [-]
The state takes it away and nurtures it until it is up to 8".
User avatar #92 to #88 - megusters (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if that's a good thing, or a bad thing.
User avatar #93 to #92 - clers (06/27/2013) [-]
It's quite a hot topic. There are pros and cons to penis inspection day.
#58 - brokenboulevard (06/27/2013) [-]
<Be in grade 7
<Have ****** up people in your class and sit at your table.
<Make perverted jokes and laugh along.
<Bitch behind me tells us to **** up.
<Lulznope.jpg
<Make more jokes, and talk about a teacher.
<Bitch gets up and throws her tray of food at us, and starts cussing in a fit of fury.
<All of us laughing our ass off and start crying of laughter.
<Teachers get up and start to walk this way.
< ****************** .jpg
<Bitch throws a fit before teachers get here and grabs a metal fork and jams it into my friends shoulder.
<omgwtf.jpg
<Bitch is grabbed by the male teachers, and dragged away flailing and trying to get free.
<Friend Screams.
<Everyone gasps, screams, or cries.
<I nope the **** out of there.
< Friends flinch and yell.
<Bitch doesn't come back to school.
<No more metal silverware.
<Plenty of jokes.
<Mfw-
#87 to #58 - anon (06/27/2013) [-]
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it's > bro, get your 9gag momo's right xD
#95 to #87 - brokenboulevard (06/27/2013) [-]
D': I knew I did something wrong...
User avatar #74 to #11 - spyisspy (06/27/2013) [-]
'MERICAN CHICKEN!
#17 - bowties (06/27/2013) [-]
&gt;Be me   
&gt;5th grade   
&gt;At lunch sit with best friend, and that one kid who doesn't realize we don't like him   
&gt;Unliked kid has fruit snacks   
&gt;Kid was playing with fruit snacks, making shapes on the table   
&gt;Lunch ends   
&gt;Instead of eating them like a normal person, he puts them in the sidepocket of his lunch box (no bag or nothing)   
&gt;Fast forward a couple of days   
&gt;Kid takes same old fruit snacks, eats them   
&gt;20 minutes pass   
&gt;Kid makes a weird noise, and he has a look of fear on his face   
&gt;5 minutes later, kid casually walks to a trash can and vomits   
&gt;MFW I realize that weird noise he made was him dry heaving   
&gt;MFW I realize I was almost vomited on
>Be me
>5th grade
>At lunch sit with best friend, and that one kid who doesn't realize we don't like him
>Unliked kid has fruit snacks
>Kid was playing with fruit snacks, making shapes on the table
>Lunch ends
>Instead of eating them like a normal person, he puts them in the sidepocket of his lunch box (no bag or nothing)
>Fast forward a couple of days
>Kid takes same old fruit snacks, eats them
>20 minutes pass
>Kid makes a weird noise, and he has a look of fear on his face
>5 minutes later, kid casually walks to a trash can and vomits
>MFW I realize that weird noise he made was him dry heaving
>MFW I realize I was almost vomited on
User avatar #79 to #17 - burtgasm (06/27/2013) [-]
>At lunch sit with best friend, and that one kid who doesn't realize we don't like him

******* this. Him and his family thought my group of friends was his best friends, when none of us liked him ever
#49 - andrewolfzoom (06/27/2013) [-]
> Be in 4rd grade
> It's the last week of school
> We go outside and eat watermelon
> Ask kid if he wanted watermelon
> This kid was so mean about it he went ape ****
> Running around yell "I HATE WATERMELON!!" over and over
> Then am just sitting there with a WTF face then i got up and said...

User avatar #39 - popcornqueen (06/27/2013) [-]
>be me in 2nd grade
>at day-care after school
>all of us walking to the park
>grab the arm of the girl next to me and say "Now we're friends."
>do the same to another girl with my other arm
>we start skipping along the sidewalk singing "we have friends and you don't"
>one by one, the kids join our line skipping line
>they don't want to be left without friends
>MFW i have no friends now

true story
User avatar #40 to #39 - popcornqueen (06/27/2013) [-]
*join our skipping line
User avatar #67 to #40 - kingarturi ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
skip
User avatar #72 to #67 - spyisspy (06/27/2013) [-]
skip
#81 to #72 - zakkattak (06/27/2013) [-]
trip
#36 - weirddark ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
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