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we post weird
e elementary wheel
memories
grade
Elating popsicles On field
day
kid is eating a ( ***** red
white and blue if you didn' t know)
starts to feel sick
vom its, and the vein it is just a swirly
pool of red white and blue
stand up immediately, and put my hand
ever my heart
sing "God Bless America" as our
comrade is taken to the nurse' s office and
the teachers leek at us with a mixture of
pride and deep disturbance.
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#4 - davidteninch (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
If you did that in Germany you'd be considered Nazis for being nationalistic.
If you did that in Germany you'd be considered Nazis for being nationalistic.
#6 - noooooooooo ONLINE (06/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#45 - embryowine (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
> Be in 3rd grade   
> Teacher leaves class to print some homework off   
> From the back, hear "Aw, man."   
> Everyone turns around to see this kid with a nose bleed   
> It's 						*******					 niagara falls up in there   
> Entire class crowds around him and walks him to the garbage can   
> Leans over, collecting blood in hands   
> oh god it's hell's fountain   
> Kids start 'helping' him and collecting it in their own hands, because apparently you can't just bleed into the garbage can    
> Kids tossing blood around like it's some goddamn waterpark   
> Kid faints, falls down   
> Teacher's FW she walks back into the blood-spattered room and thirty kids are dancing around some unconscious boy sprawled on the floor
> Be in 3rd grade
> Teacher leaves class to print some homework off
> From the back, hear "Aw, man."
> Everyone turns around to see this kid with a nose bleed
> It's ******* niagara falls up in there
> Entire class crowds around him and walks him to the garbage can
> Leans over, collecting blood in hands
> oh god it's hell's fountain
> Kids start 'helping' him and collecting it in their own hands, because apparently you can't just bleed into the garbage can
> Kids tossing blood around like it's some goddamn waterpark
> Kid faints, falls down
> Teacher's FW she walks back into the blood-spattered room and thirty kids are dancing around some unconscious boy sprawled on the floor
User avatar #7 - nadastress (06/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Hmmm field day and then to the nurses office? Not a long trip I presume.
User avatar #8 to #7 - pooplol (06/26/2013) [-]
field day is when you go out into the schools playground/huge land area and there are games set up and **** .
#25 - forevertrombone (06/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#21 - millex (06/27/2013) [-]
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#29 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (06/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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>Be me
> Little 13 years old
> Eat at lunch
> We tell a a bad joke repeatly
> Some girl gets angry and tell us to stop it
> We say it another time
> she takes a pudding and slam it in our faces
> Everyone takes their main food (chicken drum stick, rice, sandwiches, noddles and juices) and throw it in her face.
> She cries and run away
> One week later all of our parents are in my friend house, we are playing outside
> The girl and her parents comes and knock at the door
> They threats our parents to pay her ruined shirt covered in sauce and such
> We hide and get a slingshot
>`Throws pudding in her face
> Our parents laughs
> Our faces when she moves out of town because of us
#26 - prettypalmtrees (06/27/2013) [-]
>Be in 5th grade   
>Beta af    
>Wear big fluffy bubble coat all the time    
>Get up to sharpen pencil    
>Can't feel around for the hole   
>Try to take a step back to look for it   
>Trip over disgusting converse shoe lace   
>Fall backwards into large trash can   
>						******************					.jpg   
>Bubble coat makes it an extra tight fit   
>Can't get out   
>MFW the teacher has to call over another teacher to pry my ass out
>Be in 5th grade
>Beta af
>Wear big fluffy bubble coat all the time
>Get up to sharpen pencil
>Can't feel around for the hole
>Try to take a step back to look for it
>Trip over disgusting converse shoe lace
>Fall backwards into large trash can
> ****************** .jpg
>Bubble coat makes it an extra tight fit
>Can't get out
>MFW the teacher has to call over another teacher to pry my ass out


User avatar #23 - clers ONLINE (06/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Anybody have a penis inspection day recently? The nurse was pretty nice and let me slide. I don't know how other country's/state's penis inspection day works, but here in California if you are under 8" then your penis is confiscated.
#37 - melbtrev (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>in 2nd grade
>step on a brownie at lunch, stuck on shoe
>go to bathroom stall to get it off
>for some reason decide to get it off by rubbing brownie all over floor, walls, toilet seat
>later on in the day
> i go to the scene of the crime cuz i have to piss
>someone goes in before me
> hear a janitor yell from inside "get the hell outta here, do you wanna get **** all over you?!"
>MFW everyone thought the brownie was ****
#2 - gibroner ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
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#41 - killerblue (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>enjoying a day at school with my friends
>relaxing cause its a field
>suddenly one of my friend grabs my dick and starts sucking me
>ewwgay.noboner.jpg
>I start to climax due to the intensity of his sucking
>I cum in his mouth
>he vomits
>it's red, white, and blue
>MFW
#35 - bbqbacon (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Be me
>Eating lunch on pizza day
>Kid comes over and smacks head
>Tell him to stop
>Comes back again
>Warn him not to do it again
>Does it anyway
>Stands up and throws chocolate milk at the back of his head
>Chocolate milk explodes on impact and gets everywhere
>Get sent to the principals office and asked, "Why?"
>Simply reply, "Nobody ruins my pizza day."
>Nobody...
User avatar #28 - nylak (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
> When itty bitty kid, used to bite people
> Had odd dad who bit me back; only reinforces bad behavior
> Elementary school, get along better with dogs than people; act like dog sometimes, poor eye contact, growl, howl, bite guys
> Rumours go around that I was raised by wolves because kids are gullible
> Win a "peer vote" schoolwide talent contest for howling the "My Heart Will Go On" song from Titanic like a crazed wolfchild
> Fast-forward to graduate school, am now normal
> Run into an old friend from elementary school
> "OH MY GOD, IT'S THE WOLFGIRL. YOU BIT ME."
> We can never escape our stupid childhood behaviors, kids
#34 - atma (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
be safe when it comes to frozen treats.
#58 - brokenboulevard (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
<Be in grade 7
<Have ****** up people in your class and sit at your table.
<Make perverted jokes and laugh along.
<Bitch behind me tells us to **** up.
<Lulznope.jpg
<Make more jokes, and talk about a teacher.
<Bitch gets up and throws her tray of food at us, and starts cussing in a fit of fury.
<All of us laughing our ass off and start crying of laughter.
<Teachers get up and start to walk this way.
< ****************** .jpg
<Bitch throws a fit before teachers get here and grabs a metal fork and jams it into my friends shoulder.
<omgwtf.jpg
<Bitch is grabbed by the male teachers, and dragged away flailing and trying to get free.
<Friend Screams.
<Everyone gasps, screams, or cries.
<I nope the **** out of there.
< Friends flinch and yell.
<Bitch doesn't come back to school.
<No more metal silverware.
<Plenty of jokes.
<Mfw-
User avatar #50 - skilletpanhead (06/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>kindergarten
>teacher teaching class how to "pee in the stool"
>thinks it's an actual stool
>displeased to find out it was only a toilet
>get mad at teacher
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>proceed to pee on her
That's how I learned it's not socially acceptable to pee on people.
#52 to #50 - skilletpanhead (06/27/2013) [-]
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>grade 1
>Wednesday, ice cream day
>coincides with soup day
>no ice cream
>whatever, it's soup. I ******* love that **** .
>fat girl complains
>nice teacher, only sends students to the office when they deserve it
>teacher calmly explains why hot soup and ice cream are a bad mix
>fat bitch goes on and on with it, blaming it on the teacher
>even goes as far as to claim the teacher in the room was an evil clone
>a ******* hour passes of her whining
>Sick Of It.mp3
>tell her to, verbatum, "dude, calm down"
>she gets incredibly anally anguished
>starts crying
>teacher immediately sends me to office, calling ahead to make sure I didn't ditch (I had a...reputation.)
>get to principal's, thinking I had done nothing wrong
>mfw I got all-day "time out" not for telling Bitchzilla to calmdown, but for calling her a dude.
#17 - bowties (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
&gt;Be me   
&gt;5th grade   
&gt;At lunch sit with best friend, and that one kid who doesn't realize we don't like him   
&gt;Unliked kid has fruit snacks   
&gt;Kid was playing with fruit snacks, making shapes on the table   
&gt;Lunch ends   
&gt;Instead of eating them like a normal person, he puts them in the sidepocket of his lunch box (no bag or nothing)   
&gt;Fast forward a couple of days   
&gt;Kid takes same old fruit snacks, eats them   
&gt;20 minutes pass   
&gt;Kid makes a weird noise, and he has a look of fear on his face   
&gt;5 minutes later, kid casually walks to a trash can and vomits   
&gt;MFW I realize that weird noise he made was him dry heaving   
&gt;MFW I realize I was almost vomited on
>Be me
>5th grade
>At lunch sit with best friend, and that one kid who doesn't realize we don't like him
>Unliked kid has fruit snacks
>Kid was playing with fruit snacks, making shapes on the table
>Lunch ends
>Instead of eating them like a normal person, he puts them in the sidepocket of his lunch box (no bag or nothing)
>Fast forward a couple of days
>Kid takes same old fruit snacks, eats them
>20 minutes pass
>Kid makes a weird noise, and he has a look of fear on his face
>5 minutes later, kid casually walks to a trash can and vomits
>MFW I realize that weird noise he made was him dry heaving
>MFW I realize I was almost vomited on
#49 - andrewolfzoom ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
> Be in 4rd grade
> It's the last week of school
> We go outside and eat watermelon
> Ask kid if he wanted watermelon
> This kid was so mean about it he went ape ****
> Running around yell "I HATE WATERMELON!!" over and over
> Then am just sitting there with a WTF face then i got up and said...

#11 - carlose (06/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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