Hey Nolan, can you tell us how Pan was getting
on the lost 55th podcast?
Basically what happened was we were discussing how Mickey' s unorignal
catchphrase is "The Disney Princess of Porn'' and Pan tried making a joke
about how she was ‘two dimensional'
I took a jab at pan and I THINK (correct me ifl' m wrong @} Izzy
said ‘you' re just upset that you can' t get with her Pan.' To which Hickey
added on "Even ifhe were local iwouldn' t fuck you.'
iforgot how to this but then I brought up Pan' s UTI and how he
was too fucking lazy to clean it. And Nickey suggested baby wipes, to which
Pan responded that those arent safe for a dick, to which all offs yelled that
they' re meant FOR BABY ASSES so of COURSE itwas tine, and Pan
basically admitted to not knowing howto take care onhis foreskin at the age
when all brains stop maturing, 25.
TL/ YR Pan doesnt know howto clean his foreskin and Mickey went off on
him and I' m so happy she did