Orangutans. . Just found out the girl I Ieve who I' been with forbears- Deosn' t want to be with me anymore. Post ending in 99 decides what I do now. c-" furfri
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Orangutans

Just found out the girl I Ieve who I' been with forbears- Deosn' t want to be with me anymore.
Post ending in 99 decides what I do now. c-"
**** furfriends
Live en and enjoy your life.
**** her mom.
Okay, this is hew it gees. You get an orangutan. I' m not talking a little monkey er seine seine dancing chimp ******** , I mean a ******* orangutan.
Dent ask me how yarari gonna get a ******* orangutan.. because that' s not my problem.
Bethe orangutan' s name is Clyde. This is : all orangutans are named Clyde. Iden' t know whyssat is, it' sjust how the world works. Se
you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. Youre seen everywhere together. you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You
talk loud. you laugh louder. Everytime you say something witty, you the orangutan. The tawn begins to buzz. It gets backto her. "Did you
knew the guy with the orangutan?".. "You used to date the guy with the orangutan? 1 "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next
thing Wu know she' s calling.
I' m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Gear, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to a monstertruck race tonight (mangatank Ieve monstertrucks). In fact. the whale secial calendar
seems kinda full. I tell you what, I' ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Ch, well, you know my number
SC) don' t be a Entra- Hey, leek at thetime! I gotta skate. Clyde' s making '
At this upper hand is can let in the wind. you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it' s
Wm life. But ifyou' re a smart man? Yau slowly phase her back in. Youre Irving. Youre talking en Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring
Clyde, he becomes like ene ofthe family. Youre ene big Brady Bunch.
Orangutans
Theey Ii: -ye minster trucks.
...
+62
Views: 15176
Favorited: 21
Submitted: 08/29/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to Sasher Subscribe to 4chan E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#1 - jeebuzkryst (08/29/2013) [-]
The caption is 100% necessary.
#3 - articulate ONLINE (08/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was expecting the orangutan to maul the girl.
#2 - siemorecox (08/29/2013) [-]
Definitely needed to be a demotivational poster
User avatar #4 - marlton (08/30/2013) [-]
I pictured Jeremy Clarkson
 Friends (0)