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#36 - kaboomz (08/30/2012) [-]
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killed it
#30 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
oh **** i just saw that movie. good ****
#27 - schmitty ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
MFW that rug really tied the room together
MFW that rug really tied the room together
User avatar #20 - dyllygaf (08/30/2012) [-]
I don't understand how some ******* can think it's acceptable NOT to tell someone what's really going on down there
User avatar #31 to #20 - Twikki (08/30/2012) [-]
Some Transsexuals don't want to tell people about it because they feel "Ashamed" of having it, Or they just didn't think it was needed.
User avatar #32 to #31 - dyllygaf (08/30/2012) [-]
Well, when you're getting into a sexual encounter with someone, it's probably a good idea to tell them that you don't have the genitalia that they're looking for

And in this person's case s/he got mad at him for getting mad at him/her because s/he didn't tell him that s/he had a dick when he was expecting a ****** ...that's pretty ****** up
User avatar #33 to #32 - Twikki (08/30/2012) [-]
Yup, In that case if it's Getting sexual it's best to say something along the lines as "Uhm.. I didn't quite tell you this.. Yadda Yadda"
I actually have quite a few Trans friends, Really nice people. Although all in all, It is the Trans' fault.
User avatar #34 to #33 - dyllygaf (08/30/2012) [-]
If it were me, I would really prefer if the person told me what's going on before ANYthing happened

I wouldn't want a kiss and then "oh yeah, i'm a guy" lol I'd want that information as soon as we met
User avatar #35 to #34 - Twikki (08/30/2012) [-]
Yea That's True haha. Ah well, Humans make mistakes.
User avatar #17 - commontroll (08/30/2012) [-]
They ******* pissed on my rug!
User avatar #14 - iclarinet (08/30/2012) [-]
the big lebowski <3
#12 - waffies (08/30/2012) [-]
anyone have the better versions of this? i know there's a better quality and a gif.
#26 to #12 - schmitty ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
here you go
here you go
#28 to #26 - waffies (08/30/2012) [-]
Thanks broski!
Thanks broski!
#29 to #28 - schmitty ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
anytime bro
User avatar #21 to #12 - mondprinzessin (08/30/2012) [-]
god i ******* love waffles....
#23 to #21 - waffies (08/30/2012) [-]
what does that have to do with the situation at hand my friend?
User avatar #24 to #23 - mondprinzessin (08/30/2012) [-]
nothing ... i just want some waffles.........
#25 to #24 - waffies (08/30/2012) [-]
VERY WELL! Just making sure you weren't mistaking me for someone edible ;)
User avatar #9 - TheBarneyStinson (08/30/2012) [-]
It should be required to just flash your ******** upfront when you agree to go out with someone. I don't wanna have to pay for three dates before I find out neither of us are getting any.
User avatar #8 - aldheim (08/30/2012) [-]
"That rug really tied the room together"
Best part.
#10 to #8 - selfdenyingbeggar ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
Stole it from the Big Lebowski
#7 - niggerlips (08/30/2012) [-]
someone i know once said he likes to eat out the hairy girls so he can have something to floss teeth with after
#5 - mericuh (08/30/2012) [-]
Who peed on your rug, Dude?
User avatar #16 to #5 - commontroll (08/30/2012) [-]
Nihilists Donny, that's who.
#11 to #5 - selfdenyingbeggar ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
shut the **** up donny
User avatar #13 to #11 - mericuh (08/30/2012) [-]
Thank you so much, that is exactly what I was hoping for.
#37 to #13 - selfdenyingbeggar ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
I know ;)
User avatar #3 - finalkai (08/30/2012) [-]
am i the ONLY person who prefers a ****** ?
User avatar #15 to #3 - tylosaurus ONLINE (08/30/2012) [-]
I don't really have a preference. Well actually I like traps, then herms then chicks then ******** .
#6 to #3 - anonymous (08/30/2012) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #2 - Einkuh (08/29/2012) [-]
Lebowski references, Lebowski references everywhere.
#1 - anonymous (08/29/2012) [-]
democracy is somehow at stake - lol wut
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