Of all the shit I've seen.... This is so fucking weird... Found on /pol/. I live in my mother' s root her knowledge. We been doing this fer B months when she th
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Of all the shit I've seen...

This is so fucking weird...
Found on /pol/

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I live in my mother' s root her knowledge. We been doing this fer B months when she
thinks that We moved out.
I managed to clean up a bit and remove a ton of piss bottles trom here today. I don' t take a lot m
food from tehfridge. I usually end up en a whoring myself m pretending to be a girl. I send
facebook pictures of girls in suggestive pases. We proceed some weer sex, after which I
blackmail them send me amazin gift cards which I use buy bottles of water and ramen
needles. I charge my laptop while she is out for the day en a charger in the basement leading to the
root cellar. I usually sleep night as most of my productive time is during the day when she
is gene. I take showers and wash my clothes occasionally with usually little to no detergent. I get
internet from the unsecured wifi she has in the house.
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User avatar #14 - tiddycats (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
10/10 Would survive being a jew in Nazi Germany
User avatar #4 - Hydrocircuit (05/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"I sleep during the night" Orly?
User avatar #2 - GnRNoD (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That is a sad... sad... person.
#6 - xast (05/21/2013) [-]
MFW reading this.
#1 - fedegon ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Living the good life.
User avatar #17 - soulstealerr (05/21/2013) [-]
Some people work harder at not getting a job and a life then the actual work of a job would be.
#26 - smoothmcgroove (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
>"I usually sleep during the night"
>"I usually sleep during the night"
#9 - newbiee (05/21/2013) [-]
seriously? go get a job and a real life
seriously? go get a job and a real life
User avatar #8 - schmettermuschi (05/21/2013) [-]
I find this way cooler than I should
#19 - holler (05/21/2013) [-]
#33 - waldowarcraft ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I'm imagining a situation where she decides to call him on his mobile, and thus hears a noise from the cellar, which she follows. Only to find her son pissing in a bottle, with his laptop displaying girls in suggestive poses and cyber sex going on. Wow.
#42 - fukyu (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so you're actually a step worse than the people who live in their mothers basements, since your doing this without permission.
User avatar #67 - roflnaut (05/21/2013) [-]
What if she moves without him knowing, and completely new people move in after a few months?
One day, they are going to find some strange man living in their root cellar.
User avatar #24 - jinxbomb (05/21/2013) [-]
I think one day he needs to just appear behind his mother while she's doing somthing noisy, frighten the shit out of her then just hide in the root cellar, waiting to do it again
#15 - stallwallwriter (05/21/2013) [-]
I... I just
wow.
What will he do if she ever comes down there?
#74 - kidsquicker (05/21/2013) [-]
What if he has a sudden heart attack, dies, and a week later his mom traces the smell down to the root cellar, only to find her son's naked bloated corpse contorted on the floor, in the shadows, surrounded by jars of piss, and semen-encrusted tissues?
#13 - dissectedtesticle ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Well, like... he has secured his life. It's a pile of shit but until his mother dies or sells that house, he's set.
User avatar #65 - Iseewhatudidthar (05/21/2013) [-]
And then comes the day when she gets a password
User avatar #20 - crampypmarc (05/21/2013) [-]
I want to hear more from this rather peculiar persona.
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