Of all the shit I've seen.... This is so weird... Found on /pol/. I live in my mother' s root her knowledge. We been doing this fer B months when she thinks tha WTF

Of all the shit I've seen...

Of all the shit I've seen.... This is so weird... Found on /pol/. I live in my mother' s root her knowledge. We been doing this fer B months when she thinks tha

This is so ******* weird...
Found on /pol/

Tags: WTF
I live in my mother' s root her knowledge. We been doing this fer B months when she
thinks that We moved out.
I managed to clean up a bit and remove a ton of piss bottles trom here today. I don' t take a lot m
food from tehfridge. I usually end up en a whoring myself m pretending to be a girl. I send
facebook pictures of girls in suggestive pases. We proceed some weer sex, after which I
blackmail them send me amazin gift cards which I use buy bottles of water and ramen
needles. I charge my laptop while she is out for the day en a charger in the basement leading to the
root cellar. I usually sleep night as most of my productive time is during the day when she
is gene. I take showers and wash my clothes occasionally with usually little to no detergent. I get
internet from the unsecured wifi she has in the house.
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User avatar #17 - soulstealerr (05/21/2013) [-]
Some people work harder at not getting a job and a life then the actual work of a job would be.
User avatar #14 - tiddycats (05/21/2013) [-]
10/10 Would survive being a jew in Nazi Germany
#40 to #14 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
Best thing ive seen on this site in a long time
#6 - xast (05/21/2013) [-]
MFW reading this.
User avatar #4 - Hydrocircuit (05/21/2013) [-]
"I sleep during the night" Orly?
#59 to #4 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
you, and all who have thumbed this up are either really young or inexperienced
User avatar #69 to #4 - paintmered (05/21/2013) [-]
What if there is someone out there in the world who doesn't actually needs to sleep but lies in a bed for hours straight at night to fit in?
#107 to #69 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Alphonse Elric. >>
User avatar #121 to #107 - paintmered (05/22/2013) [-]
But he isn't REAL, man.
User avatar #8 - schmettermuschi (05/21/2013) [-]
I find this way cooler than I should
#1 - fedegon (05/21/2013) [-]
Living the good life.
#42 - fukyu (05/21/2013) [-]
so you're actually a step worse than the people who live in their mothers basements, since your doing this without permission.
#52 to #42 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
and hes literally below the basement to boot
User avatar #2 - GnRNoD (05/21/2013) [-]
That is a sad... sad... person.
User avatar #83 to #2 - anonefgthree (05/21/2013) [-]
I think it would be pretty fun
User avatar #24 - jinxbomb (05/21/2013) [-]
I think one day he needs to just appear behind his mother while she's doing somthing noisy, frighten the **** out of her then just hide in the root cellar, waiting to do it again
#15 - stallwallwriter (05/21/2013) [-]
I... I just
What will he do if she ever comes down there?
#10 - echobase ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
#33 - waldowarcraft (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm imagining a situation where she decides to call him on his mobile, and thus hears a noise from the cellar, which she follows. Only to find her son pissing in a bottle, with his laptop displaying girls in suggestive poses and cyber sex going on. Wow.
#53 to #33 - kingrui (05/21/2013) [-]
How does he **** ?
User avatar #84 to #53 - huntergriff ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
was...was that seriously an episode?
#113 to #84 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
Seems to be some crossover animation. Odd, I've never heard of it.

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#115 to #113 - anon (05/22/2013) [-]
sigh, thepowerpuffgirlscrossovers.wikia.

User avatar #85 to #84 - kingrui (05/21/2013) [-]
don't know... but would be awesome if it was
#13 - dissectedtesticle (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, like... he has secured his life. It's a pile of **** but until his mother dies or sells that house, he's set.
User avatar #23 to #13 - lupislord (05/21/2013) [-]
Mother dies
Sells the house
new host
#38 to #23 - anon (05/21/2013) [-]
mother dies

> ****** inheritance you ******
#26 - smoothmcgroove (05/21/2013) [-]
>"I usually sleep during the night"
>"I usually sleep during the night"
User avatar #27 to #26 - slugnugget (05/21/2013) [-]
its a new concept to neck beards.
User avatar #35 to #26 - skeetonamber (05/21/2013) [-]
seriously, who does that? ******* normies.
User avatar #28 to #26 - vladhellsing (05/21/2013) [-]
It's quite abnormal for us internet users.
#19 - holler (05/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 - roflnaut (05/21/2013) [-]
What if she moves without him knowing, and completely new people move in after a few months?
One day, they are going to find some strange man living in their root cellar.
#109 - ladyaryana (05/22/2013) [-]
when he goes upstairs
when he goes upstairs
#74 - kidsquicker (05/21/2013) [-]
What if he has a sudden heart attack, dies, and a week later his mom traces the smell down to the root cellar, only to find her son's naked bloated corpse contorted on the floor, in the shadows, surrounded by jars of piss, and semen-encrusted tissues?
#116 - unclegrumpybastard (05/22/2013) [-]
<----- several years later.....
<----- several years later.....
#9 - newbiee (05/21/2013) [-]
seriously? go get a job and a real life
seriously? go get a job and a real life
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