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#16 - thessalonaki
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(03/03/2013) [-]
And so on this day, in the early time and the bloom of spring, the hero cast down Cuntuin, the Vagina that Devours the World, back into the hell from whence she came. His people avenged, the Hero raised his sword high into the air and let his last war cry echo into the skies. Then, the hero founded a village, the first of our people's.   
   
   
   
And so the Saga of the Dovahbro is told, by singers and minstrels, bards and sages, wise men and wizards. This is the story of our people. For we are his descendants.   
   
Now go forth, my brothers, and bring honor to your ancestors! Glory to the Dovahbro!
And so on this day, in the early time and the bloom of spring, the hero cast down Cuntuin, the Vagina that Devours the World, back into the hell from whence she came. His people avenged, the Hero raised his sword high into the air and let his last war cry echo into the skies. Then, the hero founded a village, the first of our people's.



And so the Saga of the Dovahbro is told, by singers and minstrels, bards and sages, wise men and wizards. This is the story of our people. For we are his descendants.

Now go forth, my brothers, and bring honor to your ancestors! Glory to the Dovahbro!
#18 to #16 - anon
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(03/03/2013) [-]
I **** my pants
#238 to #16 - rabaneristo [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
That... that was beautiful.
#315 to #16 - abcdxyz
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#22 to #16 - useroftheLOLZ
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Bro, let me level with you, you deserve way more thumbs than what you are getting.
#31 to #16 - vilememory ONLINE
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#127 to #16 - ghustla
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(03/03/2013) [-]
The Piano Guys - Desert Symphony was playing when I read this
The Piano Guys - Desert Symphony was playing when I read this
#149 to #16 - lamarisagoodname
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(03/03/2013) [-]
r'amen
#311 to #16 - rustyspunktube
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#30 to #16 - vilememory ONLINE
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#26 to #16 - krakalakin
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#35 to #16 - Sabor
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(03/03/2013) [-]
You absolute hero...
You absolute hero...
#37 to #35 - thessalonaki
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(03/03/2013) [-]
all of this praise   
   
i feel like commander shepard
all of this praise

i feel like commander shepard
#38 to #37 - Sabor
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(03/03/2013) [-]
And this is my favourite comment on the internet.
#228 to #16 - cowboyking
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(03/04/2013) [-]
This is why guys get friend zoned.
#229 to #228 - cowboyking
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I loved this.
#41 to #16 - Animefreake
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Our hero, our hero, claims a bro's loyal heart.

I tell you, I tell you, Dovahbro comes.

With the friendzoning power of the Ancient cunt's art.

Believe, believe, Dovahbro comes.

It's an end to the evil of all men's foes.

Beware, beware, Dovahbro comes.

For the bitches has left and the ''legend'' yet grows.

You'll know, you'll know, the Dovahbro's come.
#121 to #41 - thessalonaki
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Dovahbro, Dovahbro, by his brohood is sworn!
To keep the Cunt forever at bay!
And the fiercest ho's rout when they hear triumph's shout,
Dovahbro, for your blessing we pray!

Hearken now, junkies of Funny, to an age, long ago,
And the tale, boldly told, of the one!
Who was kin to both Bitch, and the races of men,
With a power to rival the Fonz!
And the voice, he did wield, on that glorious field,
When great Funnyjunk shuddered with zone!
Mighty cock, like a blade, cut through enemies all,
As the Dovahbro issued his roar!
And the scrolls have foretold, of black tits in the cold,
Cuntuin, bane of bros, ancient clit unfolded,
with hunger to swallow the world!
But a day shall arise, when the dark Thundercunt's lies,
Will be silenced forever and then!
Fair FunnyJunk will be free from Cuntuin's maw,
Dovahbro, savior of BROS!
#126 to #121 - Animefreake
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(03/03/2013) [-]
We should have acted.
They're already here.
The bro code told of their return.
Their defeat was merely a delay
Til the time after puberty hit,
When the sons of the internet would bitch about everything.
But no-one wanted to believe.
Believe they even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns:
It dawns in sad feels.

But,
There's one they fear.
In their tongue, he's Dovahbro:
ALPHA MALE!
#43 to #41 - thessalonaki
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#58 to #41 - killakahn
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#7 - Mahazama
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(03/03/2013) [-]
1.Interesting

2. Beautiful

3. Engineer

Pick one.
#10 to #7 - tyraxio
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Duuh, interesting.
#17 to #10 - baaltomekk
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Duuh, Engineer
#66 to #17 - recio **User deleted account**
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#117 to #7 - bjartur
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Interestingly beautiful
#269 to #7 - hilariousrubbish
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Pick one
#321 to #7 - anon
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(03/04/2013) [-]
interesting engineer would be possible, I'd say pick two
#98 to #7 - slowyourtroll
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(03/03/2013) [-]
1) sane

2) sexy

3) single

pick two.
#154 to #98 - killerliquid
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(03/03/2013) [-]
2

now what?
#100 to #7 - pwoneill
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(03/03/2013) [-]
**** your logic!

#124 to #100 - evilpapagali
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(03/03/2013) [-]
4. Real
#234 to #100 - feffog ONLINE
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(03/04/2013) [-]
nice waifu, how old is she
64 kb?
#265 to #234 - pwoneill
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...Winry from full metal alchemist....not my waifu....Just a joke.... do you even?
#310 to #265 - feffog ONLINE
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(03/04/2013) [-]
exactly. doesnt exist.
#12 to #7 - thereddestofrobins
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#15 - mattdoggy
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Bravo you magnificent and beautiful bastard
Bravo you magnificent and beautiful bastard
#101 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(03/03/2013) [-]
>drink the rest of my nesquick and head home
#170 to #101 - llpanic
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(03/04/2013) [-]
please someone post the greentext hes quoting
#193 to #170 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(03/04/2013) [-]
here you go, sir
#179 - elatedmonkey
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#224 to #179 - rabaneristo [OP]
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Best. Comment. Ever.
#69 - chaossniper
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(03/03/2013) [-]
i can sleep at peace
#6 - platapus
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(03/03/2013) [-]
Champion among men!
Champion among men!
#141 - flashcache
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#148 to #141 - theohnelly
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(03/03/2013) [-]
That is the best comment ever in the history of everness
#319 to #148 - doyouevenupload
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(03/04/2013) [-]
that is the best response ever in the history of responses
#181 to #148 - xxbutthurtxx ONLINE
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That is the best comment ever in the history of everness
#155 to #148 - doyouevenupload
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(03/03/2013) [-]
oh god
#160 to #141 - doyouevenupload
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(03/03/2013) [-]
so actually i found this one like a minute ago and it describes the scene pretty much.
#191 to #160 - IceViper
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(03/04/2013) [-]
-be 16
-at gamestop
-only me and a girl in her 20s (cashier) in the store
-i walk up to the counter and she is leaned over
-i have full, easy view of her cleavage to the max
-trying to talk to her while pretending to not notice that her tits were OUT was probably the hardest thing i have ever had to act through in my life
#118 - willindor
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(03/03/2013) [-]
This man should be knighted for this.
This man should be knighted for this.
#221 to #118 - anon
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(03/04/2013) [-]
Hey! I want to play a game! It's called 'Name a Metal Gear character that has both eyes'... Yeah, I can't do it either!
#54 - antiherojoshua
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