OP Meets His Cousin. . File: 13501506195419" -(517 KB, 245x175, ) of a stodden, Valerie walks in sooth's_ jpg Quicks " her shoes, socks Doakes " pants and shirt
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OP Meets His Cousin

File: 13501506195419" -(517 KB, 245x175, )
of a stodden, Valerie walks in
sooth's_ jpg
Quicks " her shoes, socks
Doakes " pants and shirt
yes- she' s getting in the shower
years old
cousin I' never met, comes into town to visit
at that age, I could tell she was attractive
Areally great tits, butt, face. everything
Wroung and curious as I was, I decided I wanted to see her naked
has small storage closet, climb inside one night
A) pen door a tiny crack
my old. ugly aunt, comes in to pee
await until Aunt Dolores leaves, getting tired, ready to give up
grows as she starts to remove underwear
is rapidly growing hard
premature sexuality can' t handle this
caleed to touch penis, give in, start rubbing
Orgasm almost instantly. accidentally moan
Mii) he screams and flings the closet door open
dangling from knees
pagead the first letter of each line
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Submitted: 02/07/2013
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#57 to #46 - zependium (02/07/2013) [-]
reminds me
User avatar #58 to #57 - zependium (02/07/2013) [-]
oh crap, i ****** up the picture, my bad
#62 to #57 - ainise ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
**ainise rolled a random image posted in comment #505968 at Friendly **   
I KEEP CLICKING, BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING! WHY WON'T IT GROW?!
**ainise rolled a random image posted in comment #505968 at Friendly **
I KEEP CLICKING, BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING! WHY WON'T IT GROW?!
#43 - thejokermf (02/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#107 to #87 - niggernazi (02/07/2013) [-]
that explains why she is so ******* fat
#48 to #43 - PiMaker (02/07/2013) [-]
how does he perform such acts of magic.
how does he perform such acts of magic.
#86 - oliphan (02/07/2013) [-]
Gotta love a good ol' bit of /b/.
User avatar #177 to #86 - danniegurl (02/07/2013) [-]
i'm in america, and it's probably because it was a private school, but we called it P.E. as well.
User avatar #100 to #86 - cryptospuridium (02/07/2013) [-]
That is brilliant!

I had to leave my living room where my family was and come to my room to finish reading and laugh manicaly to myself!
#111 to #100 - oliphan (02/07/2013) [-]
And from the depths of my reaction folder I find... Another!
User avatar #126 to #111 - cryptospuridium (02/07/2013) [-]
madness! brilliant!
User avatar #119 to #111 - megaton (02/07/2013) [-]
i don't get the joke at the end but the rest of the story actually had me choking on laughter. so nice one
User avatar #128 to #119 - cryptospuridium (02/07/2013) [-]
This may Help;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p4RWBCEFRo

Song: Our House, Artist: Madness
User avatar #182 to #100 - oliphan (02/07/2013) [-]
I found another one of mine, but I never got round to posting it on 4chan so I'll just put it here:

>Driving along one day, coming back from visiting mum
>See a hitch-hiker
>He looks pretty beat up, is on crutches, something wrong with eye
>Decide to be a good guy and give him a ride
>Introduces himself, says his name is Joe
>Ask him what happened
>He tells me that he injured his leg and lost his eye whilst serving in the armed forces
>He is pretty cool guy
>Turns out that his wife divorced him when he got back and left with some other guy
>Can't afford healthcare, was barely able to buy crutches after his initial treatment (obviously he got emergency treatment, being in the army and all)
>Eye treatment was a bit ******
>Tells me that he had to sew his eye socket shut with cotton thread after the wound opened back up to prevent infection
>Hardcore.jpg
>Get into town
>Ask him where he wants to be dropped off
>He says that he doesn't care, is homeless

This one's long so I'll split it into two comments...
User avatar #184 to #182 - oliphan (02/07/2013) [-]
>I offer to let him stay for the night
>He is really happy, singing and dancing and ****
>Calls me a kind young man
>Ohstopityou.png
>Get back home, explain situation to wife
>Expect her to flip **** , she doesn't
>Every thing went better than expected
>Later that night
>Wake up, notice wife has gone
>Oh ****

One more...
User avatar #185 to #184 - oliphan (02/07/2013) [-]
>Look for her, hear noises from the guest room
>Sounds like sex
>Grab lamp, burst into room
>Bastard Joe has realised that I'm up by now
>He's climbing out the window, naked
>Think that he can't get away without his crutches
>Not only could he walk, he could run and he had my car keys
>Run downstairs just in time to see him driving off into the horizon
>After that I gave up
>Divorced wife
>Sold everything I own, became a traveller
>Searching for that bastard
>Trying to find out where he went, or even where he came from
>Where did you come from?
>Where did you go?
>Where did you come from?
>Cotton eyed Joe?
User avatar #196 to #185 - cryptospuridium (02/07/2013) [-]
thank you so much!

i have too much love for you right now!
#36 - atheistzilla (02/07/2013) [-]
sharing is caring

this one i like to call "jeff is kill"
User avatar #158 to #36 - bighairyfart (02/07/2013) [-]
what are lapels
#257 to #36 - anon (02/08/2013) [-]
Holy. ******* . LOL! I cried so damn hard!
User avatar #275 to #36 - Nickdowgg (02/08/2013) [-]
I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled in March, now I can't wait.
User avatar #40 to #36 - jackjas (02/07/2013) [-]
I liked it! does it have a explication? science and stuff...
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User avatar #202 to #67 - revanthewin (02/07/2013) [-]
Trust me, when you wake up, you won't even be able to remember this post. It's like when you first wake up in the middle of the night, only you never really get a sense of what's going on. Plus you don't want to yell like that. You'll tear your stitches.
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#260 to #202 - hockeycrasysteve **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #273 to #260 - revanthewin (02/08/2013) [-]
I don't know man, all I remember is talking to the nurse about some **** , getting jabbed in the arm with a needle saying I hate getting shots, then the next thing I know I'm in a wheel chair with my face wrapped up. How am I supposed to know if I was asleep or not?
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#68 to #36 - rummler (02/07/2013) [-]
You mean,
"Jeff got them."
User avatar #125 to #68 - zionsype (02/07/2013) [-]
Jeff is killer.
User avatar #55 to #36 - psykobear ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Dave's not here, man.
User avatar #74 to #36 - lasmamoe (02/07/2013) [-]
He was probably possessed by a vietnam veteran.
#63 to #36 - dafuqman (02/07/2013) [-]
hfw he finds jeff
hfw he finds jeff
#235 - xmasterchefx ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Everyone seems to be sharing there favorite /b/ moments.
User avatar #255 to #235 - mrchrist (02/07/2013) [-]
*their
User avatar #278 to #235 - mistressluna (02/09/2013) [-]
>I autochain a sick 45 hit combo
Omg that got me so good
#267 to #235 - eduwaldo (02/08/2013) [-]
ALPHA AS 			****
ALPHA AS ****
#220 - HOLYCARP (02/07/2013) [-]
**HOLYCARP rolled a random comment #19 posted by pineapplechunkss at Could be usefull even today ** :
#178 - baconmansenior (02/07/2013) [-]
walk the dinosaur
walk the dinosaur
#193 to #178 - notmadguy (02/07/2013) [-]
what are you doing here jennifer
#120 - nippuhl (02/07/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#37 - rtyo (02/07/2013) [-]
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#69 to #37 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
STFU and stop posting this on all 4-chan related posts, it's funny
Thanks for sharing OP
#5 - tigasingy (02/07/2013) [-]
4chan related
#167 to #5 - dwire (02/07/2013) [-]
Quick solution when one of the people from the party gain suspicion of you.   
   
"IT WAS HIM!"
Quick solution when one of the people from the party gain suspicion of you.

"IT WAS HIM!"
User avatar #14 to #5 - kcormahs (02/07/2013) [-]
BGRSAH DSEII GWGSOS TIYTSGS HIGRM

Wut?

also, very drunk...
#205 - thebigcountry (02/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#39 - moseth (02/07/2013) [-]
My favorite dinosaur
+50
#92 - newtotheinterwebz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #231 to #94 - tharic (02/07/2013) [-]
oh god this is my favorite
#173 to #150 - azinfoo (02/07/2013) [-]
also Shrek.
User avatar #246 to #173 - weirdvintagegirl (02/07/2013) [-]
SHREK IS LOVE
SHREK IS LIFE
#102 - Ihazfunkitty (02/07/2013) [-]
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#148 - Zaivia (02/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#75 - tazze (02/07/2013) [-]
#16 - puredeliciousness (02/07/2013) [-]
My favorite /b/ post ever.
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#71 to #16 - hockeycrasysteve **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #73 to #16 - zerokiller (02/07/2013) [-]
I think i'll start using 'twisting plank-handles.'
User avatar #249 to #16 - berzerko (02/07/2013) [-]
Best comment!/story
#104 to #16 - trollkidsenior (02/07/2013) [-]
>whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers
>whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers
#144 to #16 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
That was so British I shat the Queen.
User avatar #42 to #16 - thelastprothean (02/07/2013) [-]
Lost it at peepee friction pleasure. It's just too much
#19 to #16 - evanomicfour (02/07/2013) [-]
I lost my **** at "Beef wellington ensemble"
#64 to #19 - underlois (02/07/2013) [-]
And I just found it...You can thank me later
#279 to #64 - evanomicfour (02/11/2013) [-]
My **** had a darker colour, and a more grainy texture. This is not my **** .
#23 to #16 - dawnfall (02/07/2013) [-]
''Forcey fun time''
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