Nice an hero idea. . Fiio 1 1365443079796) {rs KB, ) Milt No Subject Anonymous ) 4/ ) Ne. A. JG [Em] I' m going to become an hero seen. MII Here is my plan and
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Nice an hero idea

Fiio 1
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Milt No Subject Anonymous ) 4/ ) Ne. A. JG [Em]
I' m going to become an hero seen.
MII Here is my plan and I need my to help execute it.
we to armani store, er seme place really nice
may the nicest clothing ene could imagine (on credit)
we the nicest, most expensive sushi place or steakhouse in my area
PS i have a heme strapped to my chest at this point.
render it] plates effect!
seat all i can muster
icall waited waitress enter
ssay "ifi eat ene mere bite gonna explode
I dent want to hurt anyone other than myself. nest want to create a a trig mess of sushi/ internal organs. How do we it'?
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#4 - cheesefry (04/12/2013) [-]
The guy next to you enjoying his meal is gonna be really upset.
#1 - FearsomeDraken (04/11/2013) [-]
First thing I thought of.
First thing I thought of.
#23 to #1 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Where does that come from? It looks familiar :o
#30 to #23 - karmakoala (04/12/2013) [-]
Mr Creosote, Monty Python's flying circus. Or the meaning of life, I don't remember which
#31 to #30 - creosote (04/12/2013) [-]
It's from The Meaning Of Life. I should know, for I am he.
It's from The Meaning Of Life. I should know, for I am he.
#41 to #30 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
Thaaaanks maaen ;)
#32 to #1 - creosote (04/12/2013) [-]
This comment was mine by right... I was too slow...
This comment was mine by right... I was too slow...
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#13 to #1 - downtoabsolutezero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3 to #2 - eyemeralds (04/11/2013) [-]
"Get meh a booqet, I'm gonna throuw awp"
"Get meh a booqet, I'm gonna throuw awp"
#5 - anon (04/12/2013) [-]
ask for a wafer thin mint....
User avatar #6 to #5 - spikethepony (04/12/2013) [-]
Haha, classic.
#7 - the one and only (04/12/2013) [-]
If I was to blow up I want to blow up for no logical reason   
   
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If I was to blow up I want to blow up for no logical reason

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#44 to #7 - ambyrjayde has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #11 to #7 - godofpoptarts (04/12/2013) [-]
Dat username
User avatar #17 to #7 - blacktitan (04/12/2013) [-]
soooo blue!!!
#27 - redlikewine (04/12/2013) [-]
wish i could be there to see it
wish i could be there to see it
User avatar #8 - adamkk (04/12/2013) [-]
'I'll have what he's having'
User avatar #29 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Semtex. That **** will blow your mind.
User avatar #9 - ballsackimoto (04/12/2013) [-]
whatsup with all the blue names
User avatar #12 to #9 - whatasickname (04/12/2013) [-]
it means you're oldfag
User avatar #38 to #12 - Cyborgfreaky (04/12/2013) [-]
Hey look I learned something new today.
I had no clue what the blue was about
#14 to #12 - benjamins (04/12/2013) [-]
so I'm olderfag?
User avatar #16 to #14 - moshthun (04/12/2013) [-]
THE BLUER THE OLDER.

Which sucks since I was browsing the internet for seven years, but only recently started with Funnyjunk. Before I would only go to /b/... But /b/ is becoming a bit one-toned lately.

Ah well, ***** and giggles!
User avatar #37 to #16 - ballsackimoto (04/12/2013) [-]
>>/s4s/
User avatar #18 to #14 - hObOjO (04/12/2013) [-]
even olderfag
User avatar #22 to #18 - I Am Monkey (04/12/2013) [-]
Ancientfag
#47 to #22 - vincernio (04/12/2013) [-]
Hello fellow ancient one.
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#33 to #22 - jeej (04/12/2013) [-]
Nvm this, just checking if mine is as blue as yours.
Nvm this, just checking if mine is as blue as yours.
User avatar #50 to #33 - silasersej (04/12/2013) [-]
Mine's starting to become blue

oh god that sounded cooler in my head
User avatar #53 to #50 - jeej (04/12/2013) [-]
jerk it, don't choke it.
#54 to #53 - silasersej (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll remember that
Oh god it's turning purple
User avatar #42 to #33 - EpicAnon (04/12/2013) [-]
Checking
User avatar #57 to #42 - cddude (04/16/2013) [-]
Checking
User avatar #26 to #18 - Razik (04/12/2013) [-]
EVEN olderfag
#20 to #18 - Roxorz ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Same agefag.
#21 to #20 - hObOjO (04/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 to #21 - Ganifromholland (04/12/2013) [-]
Not blue enough.
Does it become bluer everyday ?
User avatar #24 to #20 - FuckyouMrCrowley (04/12/2013) [-]
im kinda an old fag i believe
#19 to #14 - Roxorz ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
Yup you are older fag.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whatasickname (04/12/2013) [-]
yep, darker is older.
User avatar #39 to #9 - iamtheblackgoat (04/12/2013) [-]
Testing
User avatar #40 to #39 - iamtheblackgoat (04/12/2013) [-]
Ok, not too shabby!
User avatar #49 to #9 - HottGirl (04/12/2013) [-]
testing my older account, of which you can tell the reason I no longer use.
User avatar #10 to #9 - darthjangopwnz (04/12/2013) [-]
No clue...
#25 to #9 - ripgeckosncherios (04/12/2013) [-]
bow down to the white masterrace!
#46 - bitchplzzz (04/12/2013) [-]
If I where to become terminally  ill,  I'd YOLO the 			****		 out of it and I thought that fad was dumb, but if Im gonna die in a month, ima shoot up meth and heroin like a 			************
If I where to become terminally ill, I'd YOLO the **** out of it and I thought that fad was dumb, but if Im gonna die in a month, ima shoot up meth and heroin like a ************
User avatar #55 to #46 - gongthehawkeye (04/13/2013) [-]
I'd walk up to all the hot bitches in my school and grab their assess.
I'm gonna die soon, so **** it, might as well.
#34 - zacafratz (04/12/2013) [-]
"an hero"
User avatar #45 to #34 - goodguygary ONLINE (04/12/2013) [-]
you must be new here.
User avatar #28 - vexaton (04/12/2013) [-]
I read one on 4chan once:

Requires:
Cheese wire
Superglue
Bridge over highway

Guide:
Go to the bridge
Tie cheese wire around the support beams or the railing
Tie it around your neck in the other end
Super glue your hands to your head
Point of no return
Jump off the bridge
Wire cuts off your head
You are holding it
Look like you ripped your own head off
User avatar #35 to #28 - myrtille (04/12/2013) [-]
Yes, everybody already knows.
User avatar #56 to #35 - vexaton (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't see why I'm getting the hate here... They could've just... Not read it? If people found that method amusing, then that's cool, but getting thumbed down because "we already know" is kinda dull
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