Neal Tard Story (worth read). Found on 4chan not mine.. ck /w In germ; to tell you my own personnel tare story, the story or near. we n tth grade we n AI class  Neal Tard Story (worth read) Found on 4chan not mine ck /w In germ; to tell you my own personnel tare story the or near we n tth grade AI class
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Neal Tard Story (worth read)

ck /w In germ; to tell you my own personnel tare story, the story or near.
we n tth grade
we n AI class (rte We advanced she fer smart mes)
teachers decree rt rs a good ma fer us to spend a day wrth the tare Lads necause we were ahead reschedule
fer the marking peiod
had never seen a tare previews to the encounter, so I ‘ t knew what to expect
awalk mm the tardhq
Mt seems to be a regular class mum med wrth ugly ass Lads
rs assigned thee awn personnel tare to talk to
get assigned near
walk up to the tare and say Hello rm pm
a" happer"
aone Nant were, "happer" he says the whenever he rs arthro thrity feet or me, and rt becomes my only warning or the
she stern
Milt dawn and see he re cement paper
aask hm what he' s making
a" mmhhmm"
tare starts to make the screeching sound, the only thang I can compare rt to rs the sound of a fuckong raptor
fat denny tare runs up to us "stew -"
wear gets up and continues hrs raptard rear directly n her face
doesny tare gees batist, engages tare strength and we the arms table ever
wear net only continues hrs tare rear but moves closer to denny chm
km Just starts screaming and mes to run fer the deer, Forgets to open rt and smashes Into rt head het
wear sciences hrs rear, " dawn and continues setting the paper as had happened
run n and retrieve Near, and the downy chm, they are bath sent heme
And that my fiends rs the net n my many stones or near. Jest tell me Wynn want mere.
After our first fuehrer ancienter I hadn" t seen Neal for a werre, so the story takes place about 3 months after my
previews story
we warring dawn the hall wrth fiends to lunch
bout usual tth grade she, pokemon and what net
wear a farm yet temeraire wee
a" happer"
t answer, pretend I heard due to the events or last trmo
wear the sound yet agaru, except the trmo rt e directly n my ear
a" " He had Just appeared en my Ede, he had to be abreast thrity er so feet n the ether sreiously
the speed " cemo mm play n rater discounters)
agave awkwardly to mm "Hey Neal"
we extends a bag or chaste: he had n hrs hand n my "went sum?"
we thanks Neal"
mend net kneeing the Land or devastation Neal e capable or reaches ever and grabs ehe or the chasm: out or
the bag without
wear reeks up wrth pure marrie
fuck net Egan
Neal cent.
my mend deliberately reeking mm hrs eyes
Langage raptard rear
ehe was W short bursts, rt appears as f he has defferent rears fer defferent
says "whats wrong wrth hm"
as I do net want to feer Nears wrath
backs away as Neal approaches the chasm
wear Lets out ehe last wherent tare rear and here himself at my mend, knocking hm ever
we Jams hrs hand mm my fiends mouth and retrieves the remnants or the chasm WWY hrs tare
rear directly n hrs face
astards up and eats half eaten chaste after serening hrs rear
semes speeding dawn hardway and grabs Nearby the wrest to pull htm back to tardhq
awakes at me "" net a swhore ounce of regret er any eastren fer that matter W hrs eyes
wave at hm W utter aw “Eye Neal"
Van guys want more?
Neal Part 3: same of the Tami
Van see Neal Marney kept to mm aam he ere net We he tare Land. an he extremely we tare name James, the rs
the net of then battles that I saw.
we n tth grade new
AI teacher rs a very ahrd tare supporter
awe are new geing to hen the birds out ence a week fer the ewe year
enter the tame and see Neal n the Lerner
t grown an nnch sense last year (turns out he wrry remain ye fer hrs snare We)
we reeks as f he rs n total reading a book
wark up to Neal "Hey bud whatcha reading"
Carves me ehe or these toothy tare gyms "happ/"
next to htm and look at the book
Seuss a cat W the hat
skinny, tall tare wake ever toward us
could tell he was a drak frem the net secend I saw htm
a" wut m ye redring furs"
book out or nears hand
Trs buk e fur nannys"
wear gets up "grv bac yams?
wanes herds rt up above hrs head "tak rt"
wears rage rs apparent, rt rs that or a thousand suns
wear sounds hrs raptard screech
rs defferent frem hrs rear, rte soul effect rs to pres eff other ads
Stup rt We tak yer dun new
nun rate fer that bud
wear continues to approach wrth hrs het above hrs head as far as he can reach
continues, at the perm farm} e compromised, ads are geing crazy
mavens and she rs bang thrawn, ehe tare rs crawler Into a nan n a puddle or pres
U class e told to evacuate, I stay to watch immanent rue
wanes rs new hrs ears fer dear We
wear e marry arthro striking reach ebgames
we threas he mighty het dawn Into James nuts wrth the accumulate ferce or mun
wanes drops and negras to threw up en the "mags" carpet
E Anonymous (ID: ) 04/ 08/ : 1 :31 No. 392040843
Neal cent. Egan!
wear sciences the screech, punks up the bookcases had stolen frem hm and sts dawn to read rt directly n James
puddle or throwup
we reeks up at me wrth that toothy gran as [Just stare
wranglers bust n, ehe grabs me to hrrng me to safety, the others grab the James and Neal
wear screams after me ""
Just watch as he rs hulled eff to the omae, net groung a swhore be of resistance
day was as N day up wrth I reft fer the
Neal part 3 (someone archive the amt erase)
we n gnd marking peiod new
wear had been suspended fer James nuts
wee back new
have started to reek forward to our days herping the tards Just because or Neal
rte not that day
we n art class
Treacher says we have a tare cement to our class frem new en cus the scheen has started new program
fer ems
wear wane through the fuckong deer
90355 the e Neal"
Hello Near" we sad n unseen as I waved
Treacher lets mm at next to me cus he knows me
wanes warn Into crass after Mm
wanes rs Introduced to class and rs put at the same tame as us Just by luck
awe are starting water cerea nght new
wear decrees he wants to pant an appro, cus that' s what I was painting
wanes starts she wrth us necause he' s a drak
a" vur apers Mk shat"
wear generes hm necause . werr because hers fuckan hear he doesn' t gave a fuck
wanes enviously angered by bang rogered by me and Neal peers all of hrs pant ente my
Ahhn' t In/ e a fuck, but Neal sure as hell ere
accidence raptard rear short burst mode (ths e when I faund out that short bursts means nee about to wreck she)
wear threw: all hrs pant nght Into James eyes as the class reeks en n herrer
fuck the freed eastren Stones or Neal cent.
wanes cant see she and Neal has net taken out sketties that I assume he had hm n the foreskin or hrs perms (I found
out hers n a rater ) and negras partyng James wrth them
wee hurling these at mach 5 speeds mm hm
wanes fare eff of the steer he rs en and wrongs the gm next to hm arena tee
wear walks around the table, punks up the pant and scerry empires rt ente bath James and the gm (rt e apparent
that Neal does net gave twe shes about casualties)
rear has stopped
ands are all heeded Into the Lerner aside frem me, the twe birds, and the peer gm caught n the mlx
Theachers signers fer tardwranglers warring outside, James and Neal are packed up and taken frem the classroom
wear rs n complete and utter peace whee bang came away, he sempra waves at me
And that was the end or the schools program after the m who got wreckers parents attempted to see
the scheen
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User avatar #44 - jokeface
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i want this to be a comic book series

Neal was just an ordinary little tard boy, until one day a fateful accident turned him into Raptard, the Hero of Tards. Using his notorious Roar of Wreckage, he roams the schoolyard, protecting innocent students from his archenemy: James the Dicktard...
#47 to #44 - Ace Bullet
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**** I lol'd as hard at your comment as I did to the post
User avatar #7 - mistadude
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this is the greatest thing ive ever read on here.
please upload more to FJ =)
#8 to #7 - TehGirman
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#26 to #8 - whothefkisanon
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#30 to #26 - TehGirman
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User avatar #65 to #30 - guywithguitar
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This is the ******* Hope Diamond of 4chan gems.
User avatar #45 to #30 - pvtmonkey
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good man
#133 to #30 - brettyoke
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I love you so ******* much, if there is any more at any time posted, please ******* let me know. I will marry you. I swear.
User avatar #257 to #133 - TehGirman
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See above.
User avatar #282 to #257 - brettyoke
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That one was already in the picture, guess he didn't notice.
User avatar #193 to #30 - EdwardNigma
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if you can, find more. Find more of these neal stories. These are just so great.
User avatar #251 to #193 - TehGirman
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I have one more, not in picture but copied and pasted.
User avatar #253 to #251 - TehGirman
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Neal breaks in the new wrangler
>Be in 8th grade
>Be about halfway through the year
>As I said before Neal is the lightning raptard, he is fast as hell
>Well he put this particular asset to good use against his new wrangler
>While at lunch one day the new wrangler wasn't paying much attention, he greatly underestimated the power of Neal
>While the ******** was flirting with one of the substitute teachers Neal slipped the **** out to go somewhere
>tardwrangler finally notices and asks me what happened to him
>"I don't know, it's your job to keep track of them"
> He runs off down the hall, I follow out of curiosity

User avatar #254 to #253 - TehGirman
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Finally story of the nights end ******* flood detection
>We go out to the main walk way, Neal is no where to be found, but his pants are on top of the trashcan
>We hear a scream come from the building we were just in
>Turns out Neal had scared some of the girls walking down the hall
>Neal has now been running for a good 15 minutes straight at full speed, this would be hard for anyone to maintain
>Neal is finally found by the two of us, the tard guard grabs him by the wrist and pulls him toward the bathroom to put his pants back on
>Neal mumbles "Ai dun feal so gud"
>Neal engages tardfoo grip onto the tardguards wrist, it is a well known fact that tardfoo grip is unbreakable
>The wrangler tries to free his wrist to no avail
>Neal throws up that days lunch he had (Pizza, fries, and juice) all over the wranglers pants and shoes
>He sighs in disgust and tosses Neal into the bathroom, Neal begins his Tard screech due to the excessive force used on him (thankfully no tards were nearby to rage)
>I help calm Neal down, and he tells the principle that the wrangler hurt him
>Wrangler is ultimately fire a week later for this, all cus he was a ********
Don't flirt with the substitutes when you should be watching Neal, they aren't even hot
User avatar #46 to #8 - gadgetzan
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I love you, this is so ******* amazing
User avatar #52 to #46 - TehGirman
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Check Comment 30, it's updated.
User avatar #293 to #46 - stripey
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I also liked it.
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User avatar #20 to #8 - rolfface
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User avatar #32 to #20 - TehGirman
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Comment #30.
User avatar #17 to #8 - iknowimawesome
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Oh god thank you...


no but really, if there is more, please send to me... by replying to this
User avatar #33 to #17 - TehGirman
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Comment #30.
User avatar #35 to #33 - iknowimawesome
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#10 to #8 - anon
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I have never loved anyone as much as you right now
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User avatar #21 - rolfface
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#29 to #21 - donotwant
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Here's my entire series from last night, there will be more tonight if you have the courage to travel to /b/
User avatar #36 to #29 - iknowimawesome
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When tonight?

and if you get more, send em my way
User avatar #56 to #29 - mylifeisbro
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send me a link to /b/ when they start up the thread again
#48 to #29 - andrewmi
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Send em my way too please! haha and you should ask the guy to attach pictures of neal and james

User avatar #38 to #29 - andrestheguat
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had to log in just to thumb and favorite both this post and comment, keep em coming
#200 - madmar
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here's all the stories from that day. you're welcome
#231 to #200 - ryed
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holy ****. i spent 20 minutes reading that, and god damn thank god you saved that
#135 - responsibletim
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>mfw when James comes back
>mfw when James comes back
User avatar #146 to #135 - angelassassin
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I thought the same thing
User avatar #100 - hypermetaljacob
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forced myself not to lol
lost my **** at it is apparent that Neal doesn't give two ***** about civillian casualties
User avatar #121 to #100 - cornycornflakes
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i jizzed at raptard roar
#107 to #100 - commontroll
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Same here man. That was ******* hilarious.
#239 - donotwant
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Here is my update from tonight funnyjunk, there will be more parts coming tomorrow, good night
#271 to #239 - boughtout
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please provide the link! i havent laughed this hard in a long time. lol
User avatar #273 to #239 - deathkilledme
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Thank you for sharing the lulz.
User avatar #280 to #239 - madeyoulooknana
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contrary to your profile name, I DO WANT. I want so bad, this **** made me giggle like a 12 year old school girl on crack lmfao thank you.
#279 to #239 - krazzykidd
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Oh my ******* god..... that's some real good ****
#151 - StumpDawg
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How did he find out Neal was uncircumcised?
How did he find out Neal was uncircumcised?
#162 to #151 - megapepsifreak
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guess we'll never know
guess we'll never know
#240 to #162 - donotwant
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If you guys read my continued story you would know, here ya go now ******* read
#288 to #240 - EdwardNigma
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Mfw Neal was beaten I was actually shocked.
User avatar #289 to #288 - donotwant
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tis the only time Neal was ever beaten
User avatar #170 to #162 - Tunaa
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What is that gif from?
User avatar #185 to #170 - megapepsifreak
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misfits its a british tv show
#175 - marking
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DUDE this are the first tard stories that make me laugh my ass off  I lost it when he said at the end "it is apparent that Neal does not give two ***** about civilian casualties".  Neal is ******* awesome dude I need more.
DUDE this are the first tard stories that make me laugh my ass off I lost it when he said at the end "it is apparent that Neal does not give two ***** about civilian casualties". Neal is ******* awesome dude I need more.
User avatar #194 to #175 - ppeeddoobbeeaarr
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Dude, I've never seen this gif before, but it's ******* hilarious and I will be playing Pokemon Stadium just to hear this.