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#176 - melxgirl
Reply +8
(01/30/2013) [-]
But why did the melons make the man quit? Maybe the melons were code for something. Something dark and sinister. Something wet and wild. Maybe... Maybe the melons remind him of his childhood.   
A child, rejected of melons. Who could withstand the fury of his father, however, was never praised with the simple gift of the melons his mother grew in the garden, long since abandoned when she was killed, by a poisonous melon.
But why did the melons make the man quit? Maybe the melons were code for something. Something dark and sinister. Something wet and wild. Maybe... Maybe the melons remind him of his childhood.
A child, rejected of melons. Who could withstand the fury of his father, however, was never praised with the simple gift of the melons his mother grew in the garden, long since abandoned when she was killed, by a poisonous melon.
#187 to #176 - toosexyforyou
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(01/30/2013) [-]
The melons made him quit because in addition to his rant, that Olive Garden had also been receiving calls by people asking for melons.
#184 to #176 - funnaycraptwo
Reply +1
(01/30/2013) [-]
Or maybe he's Trip from Façade...
#179 to #176 - britannia
Reply -1
(01/30/2013) [-]
or maybe he got home after school one day to find his entire family had been replaced by melons
#178 to #176 - anon
Reply 0
(01/30/2013) [-]
your a fag m8