My first go at a greentext. .. They MUST plan these for days before posting them. My first go at a greentext They MUST plan these for days before posting them
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - lincolnpenis
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(01/28/2013) [-]
They MUST plan these for ******* days before posting them.
#6 to #5 - hikazaru [OP]
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(01/28/2013) [-]
I actually made this up about an hour before I posted it. You pretty much start with the last line, and the story develops from there. Think of a random ass quote from any popular tv show you've ever seen, then create a story around it that is seemingly completely irrelevant. Boom, you've got yourself a greentext.
#7 to #6 - lincolnpenis
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(01/28/2013) [-]
You're the 4channer? I always thought that they didn't need anything else, that they were content with their current diggs. Why funnyjunk?
#8 to #7 - hikazaru [OP]
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Not sure, I love 4chan, but I've been an anon on FJ for a loooong time. I come on here more by habit than anything else.
User avatar #10 to #7 - eopfroggr
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(01/28/2013) [-]
I browsed FJ back in like, 06 when it was yellow. Then I started lurking /b/ in 7th grade (07-08) and over the years started posting and lurking more. Now go through the first three pages of /b/ like most people check facebook (any free time I have) and I ended up finding funnyjunk about a year and a half-ish ago when /b/ was down one day.

Now I usually look through the frontpage maybe 50-100 posts after I've gone through the good threads on /b/
#4 - daftiduck
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(01/28/2013) [-]
I did not expect that.
OP is not a faggot.
User avatar #9 - eopfroggr
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(01/28/2013) [-]
>"her name is Raven"
>scroll down for "that's so raven last liner"
>spongebob and ****

I am dissapoint.
#406 - Cleavland Steamer
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(01/29/2013) [-]
This has never been more relevant
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#435 to #406 - jmillenium
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Who made this and why?
#136 - Schiffy
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(01/29/2013) [-]
So did she give you the formula or not?!
User avatar #358 to #136 - friendlysniff
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(01/29/2013) [-]
i think he gave her HIS formula.
#3 - dragostarc
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#157 - moosecream
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(01/29/2013) [-]
"open the door, get on the floor" everyone expects the dinsoaur
#13 - Temari
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(01/28/2013) [-]
OMG I'M SO DONE WITH THIS SITE   
   
srsly thought that was amazing, 10/10
OMG I'M SO DONE WITH THIS SITE

srsly thought that was amazing, 10/10
#71 to #13 - anon id: 3deb2684
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Are you from Tumblr?
#121 to #71 - Temari
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Pretending to be... lol
Pretending to be... lol
#188 to #121 - anon id: 34f027dc
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(01/29/2013) [-]
just leave like omg
User avatar #192 to #13 - eldinarcus
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I forgot this was Tumblr.
#2 - netic
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(01/28/2013) [-]
That was ****** up, but made me lol big time :)
That was ****** up, but made me lol big time :)
#418 - gatodelfuego
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(01/29/2013) [-]
10/10 like skyrim with guns
10/10 like skyrim with guns
User avatar #439 to #418 - BigDoktor
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(01/29/2013) [-]
dammit, you beat me to it
User avatar #419 to #418 - strawberryyogurt
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(01/29/2013) [-]
for a second, i thought his thumb was a dick.