My first go at a greentext. .. They MUST plan these for days before posting them.
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#5 - lincolnpenis ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
They MUST plan these for ******* days before posting them.
#6 to #5 - hikazaru (01/28/2013) [-]
I actually made this up about an hour before I posted it. You pretty much start with the last line, and the story develops from there. Think of a random ass quote from any popular tv show you've ever seen, then create a story around it that is seemingly completely irrelevant. Boom, you've got yourself a greentext.
#7 to #6 - lincolnpenis ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
You're the 4channer? I always thought that they didn't need anything else, that they were content with their current diggs. Why funnyjunk?
#8 to #7 - hikazaru (01/28/2013) [-]
Not sure, I love 4chan, but I've been an anon on FJ for a loooong time. I come on here more by habit than anything else.
User avatar #10 to #7 - eopfroggr (01/28/2013) [-]
I browsed FJ back in like, 06 when it was yellow. Then I started lurking /b/ in 7th grade (07-08) and over the years started posting and lurking more. Now go through the first three pages of /b/ like most people check facebook (any free time I have) and I ended up finding funnyjunk about a year and a half-ish ago when /b/ was down one day.

Now I usually look through the frontpage maybe 50-100 posts after I've gone through the good threads on /b/
#406 - Cleavland Steamer (01/29/2013) [-]
This has never been more relevant
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#435 to #406 - jmillenium (01/29/2013) [-]
Who made this and why?
#136 - Schiffy (01/29/2013) [-]
So did she give you the formula or not?!
User avatar #358 to #136 - friendlysniff (01/29/2013) [-]
i think he gave her HIS formula.
#418 - gatodelfuego (01/29/2013) [-]
10/10 like skyrim with guns
10/10 like skyrim with guns
User avatar #439 to #418 - BigDoktor (01/29/2013) [-]
dammit, you beat me to it
User avatar #419 to #418 - strawberryyogurt (01/29/2013) [-]
for a second, i thought his thumb was a dick.
#482 - datgermanguy (01/29/2013) [-]
When the spaghetti came up, I was expecting them to fall from his pocket or something.   
I was positively surprised!
When the spaghetti came up, I was expecting them to fall from his pocket or something.
I was positively surprised!
#444 - ludislavonac (01/29/2013) [-]
"eat like an african child in a watermellon famine"
User avatar #456 to #444 - marose (01/29/2013) [-]
all fried chicken and cool aid?
User avatar #9 - eopfroggr (01/28/2013) [-]
>"her name is Raven"
>scroll down for "that's so raven last liner"
>spongebob and ****

I am dissapoint.
#4 - daftiduck ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
I did not expect that.
OP is not a faggot.
User avatar #485 - douevensax (01/29/2013) [-]
Expected Mom's spaghetti.

100 times better.
#369 - quesocnkane (01/29/2013) [-]
GOD   
   
			*******		   
   
DAMMIT   
   
You got me. 10/10.
GOD

*******

DAMMIT

You got me. 10/10.
#3 - dragostarc ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#446 - robotrino (01/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#463 - guidedhandsbitch (01/29/2013) [-]
is that last part from something?   
   
   
gif unrelated.
is that last part from something?


gif unrelated.
#467 to #463 - manboogerz (01/29/2013) [-]
It's an episode from spongebob hehe
#440 - Unoriginal (01/29/2013) [-]
MFW the end
#417 - smilestogo (01/29/2013) [-]
10/10
epic bedtime story
#157 - moosecream (01/29/2013) [-]
"open the door, get on the floor" everyone expects the dinsoaur
#226 - schneidend ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
&quot;7/10 beta as 			****		&quot;
"7/10 beta as **** "
#100 - lolcandyman ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
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