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I Anonymous ( Sat) 0622
I know about russian tank. Fix them since long time. Hit engine with sledgehammer, get ice " and increase
in one elegant mutten_ Hit armor's straighten out bumps mam girly western ordinance. Hit gun to unmark
Hit gas cu min can launcher to fire. Laser optics more fid eh; have to use small hammer.
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Submitted: 09/30/2013
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#2 - fantomen (09/30/2013) [-]
Tank is greatest.
You never have enough tank.
#33 to #6 - cheeselad (10/01/2013) [-]
It was actually designed by a German
#37 to #33 - gerfox (10/01/2013) [-]
The inspiration to the design was picked up from, among other rifles, the german STG-44, if that is what you think of. However, Kalashnikov himself designed the rifle.
#35 to #33 - anon (10/01/2013) [-]
no it wasn't *******
User avatar #31 to #6 - heroofkvatch (10/01/2013) [-]
this is in my top 3 hardest out loud laughs ever.
thanks for posting
#3 - mankey (09/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 to #3 - leafonthewind (09/30/2013) [-]
especially bitches
User avatar #28 to #3 - stadic ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
My friend told me today that he liked the American Top Gear better because he doesn't like the accents on the British one
I need to educate him with a hammer
#5 - dexorf (09/30/2013) [-]
Oh dear. My grandparents own a tractor from good ol' soviet times.
You basicaly can fix any soviet technique with hammer.
Actually, that's the only way to fix it.
#1 - fantomen (09/30/2013) [-]
Russian tank is master race of tank.
User avatar #40 to #1 - mangostormlegend (10/03/2013) [-]
Russia currently uses the same tank designs as those used in the Cold War engagements, or maybe even the Second World War. This is one of the best examples of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" I've ever seen.
#9 - mooghens (09/30/2013) [-]
COMMENCING DUMP OF GLORIOUS WORDS OF WISDOM FROM GLORIOUS COMRADE IVAN CHESNOKOV OF /K/
User avatar #21 to #9 - Epicgetguy (09/30/2013) [-]
RIP Ivan
#17 to #14 - robotgoose (09/30/2013) [-]
Thank you sir.
#7 - dedtooi (09/30/2013) [-]
Them there Russians sure got something right!
User avatar #8 to #7 - randacc (09/30/2013) [-]
but hes not russian.
User avatar #25 to #8 - sinonyx (10/01/2013) [-]
THEM there russians

not US russians
User avatar #39 to #25 - randacc (10/01/2013) [-]
oh my bad. atleast you responded rather then just thumb down. i just rea it wrong
User avatar #18 - danniegurl (09/30/2013) [-]
There's actually an official term for hitting something until it works; it's called "percussive maintenance."
#15 - xoyv (09/30/2013) [-]
"small hammer"
User avatar #16 - CallMeCrisco (09/30/2013) [-]
I've fixed my mosin three times now with a hammer. Everything from Russia can be fixed if you hit it hard enough in the right place.
User avatar #4 - thelastamerican (09/30/2013) [-]
This is exactly how I fix my Buick.
#29 to #22 - doubledisme (10/01/2013) [-]
this was great thank you
but my main proplem was that there were three raps about AKs (and one was about the whole AK platform)
but now I think im gonna make a thread to expand on this
#19 - TodayIAmMe (09/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #19 - jacoban (10/06/2013) [-]
i love girls und panzer!
#27 - granodd (10/01/2013) [-]
"Laser optics more fidely, have to use small hammer."

I'm having difficulty breathing right now.
#34 - luiselvergas (10/01/2013) [-]
glorious
#41 - paperpeltast (10/04/2013) [-]
Oh /k/, you are such a bunch of glorious faggots
User avatar #36 - smurtehmurph (10/01/2013) [-]
Does anyone have the one wher eit's like "See you never miss because you fear hit fingers" or something and it's got the guy holding a pistol like a rifle?
#38 to #36 - justtocomment ONLINE (10/01/2013) [-]
comment 23
#26 - ridivey (10/01/2013) [-]
what about russian jet pilot?
User avatar #30 to #26 - maffi (10/01/2013) [-]
Hey I know this guy, he flies jets.
#32 to #26 - gerfox (10/01/2013) [-]
Very fast airplane, only problem is need to use hammer to start jet engine, and big hammer to get out landing gears
User avatar #24 - traviscky (10/01/2013) [-]
Sounds like J'Zargo talking.
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