Masturbating in shower. .. She did nazi that coming! Masturbating in shower She did nazi that coming!
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#1 - bandal
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(04/09/2012) [-]
She did nazi that coming!
#185 to #1 - pistro
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Bandal.. Is your .gif about doctor Manhattan?
#198 to #185 - bandal
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(04/09/2012) [-]
BEHOLD!!! www.funnyjunk.com/user/DeadlyAwakening/1528#1528 yes... enjoy the awesomeness
#211 to #198 - pistro
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Perfect dude, thanks!    
   
why the hell was you  thumbed down?
Perfect dude, thanks!

why the hell was you thumbed down?
#20 to #1 - BeardOfJesus
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(04/09/2012) [-]
i think your reich.
#82 to #1 - ztheart
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(04/09/2012) [-]
*cumming
#2 to #1 - bandal
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(04/09/2012) [-]
I did it again... that stupid joke
#10 to #2 - thechosentroll
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Jew shouldn't be so hard on yourself. We all slip us sometimes.
#203 to #2 - titfrowig
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Yes, yes Jew did.
#210 to #203 - titfrowig
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Anne Frankly we didn't see it coming at all.
#6 - eBaymadmax
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(04/09/2012) [-]
#38 to #6 - bemmo
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(04/09/2012) [-]
****** saved. Have this one in return.
#182 to #38 - swiiftninja
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Have this one
#47 - fusrohdahh
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(04/09/2012) [-]
>Be masturbating in shower
>Jerkin' it hardcore using body wash as lube
>Jerkin'
>Jerkin'
>10 minutes go passed, and finish like a stallion
> Cum hits stomach, water hits stomach, cum becomes ******* rubber cement
>Water goes cold
>Run out of shower freezing, and covered in skeet
>Scrape off with asshole brother's toothbrush

Feelsgoodman.jpg
#103 to #47 - Nickdowgg
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(04/09/2012) [-]
story a bit related   
>masturbating   
>finish   
>go to bed   
>wake up   
>decide to take a shower   
>notice dried concrete semen on upper leg hair   
>try washing it off   
>doesn't work    
>see razor    
>shave that cum hair   
>get out   
>hours later see my step father go into the shower   
>comes out screaming that his razor smells like cum and shaved his face   
mfw he looks at me pissed off and starts walking towards me.
story a bit related
>masturbating
>finish
>go to bed
>wake up
>decide to take a shower
>notice dried concrete semen on upper leg hair
>try washing it off
>doesn't work
>see razor
>shave that cum hair
>get out
>hours later see my step father go into the shower
>comes out screaming that his razor smells like cum and shaved his face
mfw he looks at me pissed off and starts walking towards me.
#104 to #103 - fusrohdahh
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(04/09/2012) [-]
You made me laugh, good job OP.
#67 - kotos ONLINE
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Looks like his mom did, *puts on glasses* Nazi it cumming!
#74 to #67 - mytrakytra
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(04/09/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Same joke 3 comments down.
#99 to #74 - mytrakytra
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(04/09/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I get thumbed down and this guy gets thumbed up for stealing a joke.

FJ logic right there.
#235 to #99 - kotos ONLINE
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(04/09/2012) [-]
not stealing it, it's an old wordplay joke but I used pictures :3
People love pictures with the words
#285 - nicpnine
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#391 to #285 - hickerydickery
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#403 to #285 - ipissrocks
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**ipissrocks rolled a random image posted in comment #209 at I Wish **
#329 to #285 - ojangerfoeva
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**ojangerfoeva rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at monkey see, monkey do. **
#330 to #329 - ojangerfoeva
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(04/10/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHAT
#300 to #285 - rchelicopterswag
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**rchelicopterswag rolled a random image posted in comment #114 at most awesome and true gif ever. ** Mkay
#297 to #285 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#308 to #285 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3637561 at FJ Pony Thread **
#341 to #285 - pieofdoomballz
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**pieofdoomballz rolled a random image posted in comment #346 at Coming Out **
#370 to #285 - asherstraightup
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**asherstraightup rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at i am a pony and im digging a hole ** well ****
**asherstraightup rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at i am a pony and im digging a hole ** well ****
#394 to #285 - tomainstream
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**tomainstream rolled a random image posted in comment #3758750 at FJ Pony Thread ** ohgodwhy
#399 to #394 - cjklefty
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(04/10/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my god you're......I..... I just have nothing to say to that.......
#287 to #285 - niggergigger [OP]
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(04/10/2012) [-]
************** rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at the kid on the right.. **
#384 to #285 - lergxxx **User deleted account**
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#386 to #384 - lergxxx **User deleted account**
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#317 to #285 - knifeyoass
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**knifeyoass rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at FAP **
#318 to #317 - knifeyoass
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(04/10/2012) [-]
OH GOD NO
#378 to #285 - epiccoolness
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#345 to #285 - Ryu
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#346 to #345 - Ryu
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**Ryu rolled a random image posted in comment #229 at That feeling ** Re-Roll
#362 to #285 - yuisarocker **User deleted account**
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#321 to #285 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Doubling the Fun **
#351 to #285 - tehlulzbringer
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**tehlulzbringer rolled a random image posted in comment #413 at If countries were pokemon... **
**tehlulzbringer rolled a random image posted in comment #413 at If countries were pokemon... **
#352 to #351 - tehlulzbringer
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Well ****
#306 to #285 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #354 at Gaming Then & Now **
#290 to #285 - tomainstream
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**tomainstream rolled a random image posted in comment #254 at Duckhunt-Round 2 **
#293 to #285 - tonyspinners
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#411 to #285 - gingerfuntime
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**gingerfuntime rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at I Dont get this Trilogy **
#413 to #411 - gingerfuntime
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#398 to #285 - hickerydickery ONLINE
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**hickerydickery rolled a random image posted in comment #63 at effjay plz ** ...
#380 to #285 - epiccoolness
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**epiccoolness rolled a random image posted in comment #3515096 at FJ Pony Thread **
#382 to #380 - epiccoolness
Reply 0
(04/10/2012) [-]
OH SWEET JESUS
#408 to #285 - fusrohdahh
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**fusrohdahh rolled a random image posted in comment #3807151 at FJ Pony Thread **
#412 to #408 - fusrohdahh
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**** my life.
**** my life.
#356 to #285 - haroldthehampster **User deleted account**
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#418 to #356 - gingerfuntime
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(04/10/2012) [-]
What the **** is that?
#392 to #285 - tomainstream
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#336 to #285 - fappingmyflamingo
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**fappingmyflamingo rolled a random image posted in comment #321 at Oh boy here we go. **
#383 to #285 - stopdropandroll
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**stopdropandroll rolled a random image posted in comment #266 at full of piss... ** something cute! something cute!!!
#311 to #285 - ronnywillkillyou
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**ronnywillkillyou rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Before-Death photo comp ** ****.
#355 to #285 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Feelsbadman ** oh please no... ;)
#395 to #285 - cjklefty
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**cjklefty rolled a random image posted in comment #146 at cheer me up, please **
#397 to #395 - cjklefty
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Oh jesus....
#342 to #285 - Metallicock
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**Metallicock rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON TWITTER **

#361 to #285 - atkissonbr
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#339 to #285 - pieofdoomballz
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#319 to #285 - potatotown
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**potatotown rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at captain hindsight **
#315 to #285 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #351 at Spank my ass **
#307 to #285 - lilmoka
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**lilmoka rolled a random image posted in comment #225 at King Of The Face **
#349 to #285 - dilby
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**dilby rolled a random image posted in comment #328 at SpiderMan **
#301 to #285 - nicpnine
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**nicpnine rolled a random image posted in comment #203 at 300 like a sir **
#344 to #285 - auesis
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**auesis rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at optical trollusion 1 **
#295 to #285 - ovencats **User deleted account**
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#521 to #285 - epiccoolness
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**epiccoolness rolled a random image posted in comment #462 at When I have a son. **
#288 to #285 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
*roll image
#422 to #285 - hurati
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#291 to #285 - thelastbrony
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(04/10/2012) [-]
*Roll Pictuer* come on tits!
#292 to #291 - thelastbrony
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**thelastbrony rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at Brony Fights ** **** me with a rake...
#299 to #292 - thelastbrony
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I'm... not okay with this...
#410 to #285 - anon
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at fuck pokemon **
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #119 at fuck pokemon **
#312 to #285 - nottyler **User deleted account**
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#409 to #285 - positivelyneutral
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**positivelyneutral rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at Cat Vs Humidifier **
#415 to #409 - positivelyneutral
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(04/10/2012) [-]
I hope he at least lubes up that gun.
#298 to #285 - unlukky
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(04/10/2012) [-]
**unlukky rolled a random image posted in comment #3615328 at FJ Pony Thread ** [I'm a chick]
#313 to #298 - knifeyoass
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(04/10/2012) [-]
your username makes it that much better
#309 to #298 - unlukky
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#305 to #298 - thelastbrony
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Then this is you're lucky day it looks like...
Then this is you're lucky day it looks like...
#331 to #298 - nicpnine
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(04/10/2012) [-]
Comment Picture

#314 to #298 - potatotown
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(04/10/2012) [-]
yfw
#388 to #298 - epiccoolness
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(04/10/2012) [-]
you gunna get raped
#304 to #298 - lilmoka
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(04/10/2012) [-]
HA!...i mean im so sorry
#31 - rogueshadow
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(04/09/2012) [-]
The conversation afterwards must have been pretty awkward.
#81 to #31 - shitshitshit
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(04/09/2012) [-]
what. the. ****.
#201 - mrpwinator
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(04/09/2012) [-]
Reminded me of austin powers
#222 - niconiknak
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(04/09/2012) [-]
**niconiknak rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Thought you should know **   
   
mothers reaction
**niconiknak rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Thought you should know **

mothers reaction

#260 to #222 - unfunnyjunkie
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(04/09/2012) [-]
haha its funny because you rolled it and wrote something related to the content. can i add you as a friend?

hopefully you will roll something else soon. and then it will be funny again and i will laugh more
#19 - ArmaliteLion
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