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#3 - fasthink
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(05/29/2013) [-]
"aw man, I have to rub down 10 480lb. fat men that pant when I touch them per hour... Oh, what's this? A normal person? Finally I can stop being so uncomfortable and do my jo- that's a penis..."
#86 to #3 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#40 to #3 - blokrokker
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(05/30/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
#74 to #40 - josephkirk
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(05/30/2013) [-]
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#169 to #74 - anon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
There's no need to respond with this gif every time the other one is posted, you know.
#171 to #169 - infamoustrapper
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(05/30/2013) [-]
It's true.
#184 to #169 - ghostlytaco **User deleted account**
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#200 to #169 - josephkirk
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(05/30/2013) [-]
i post it for the people that want to add it to their reaction folder...
#2 - awesomedewd
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(05/29/2013) [-]
I just love people who do this stuff.
They make the world a bit funnier with every action.
#6 to #2 - finding
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#26 to #2 - anon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
*every erection
#179 to #2 - anon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
although it's not so cool to be that guy
#187 to #2 - awesomedewd
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(05/30/2013) [-]
mfw thumbs
#126 to #2 - deescalation
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(05/30/2013) [-]
your profile picture made this comment so much better
#7 to #2 - finding
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(05/30/2013) [-]
They make the world a bit funnier with every erection.
#25 - nock **User deleted account**
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#51 - snaresinger
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(05/30/2013) [-]
HAHA YEAH LET'S GET REVENGE AT THE TSA AGENTS WHO ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING AND MAKING FLIGHT SAFER FOR EVERYONE.   
   
but yeah that is ******* hilarious
HAHA YEAH LET'S GET REVENGE AT THE TSA AGENTS WHO ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING AND MAKING FLIGHT SAFER FOR EVERYONE.

but yeah that is ******* hilarious
#97 to #51 - greenbabycake
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(05/30/2013) [-]
I don't even wanna think about what's gonna happen when the lawn mower lands
#116 to #51 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
They don't make it safer if they don't do their job.
You can easily hide a weapon.
#149 to #116 - capslockrage
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(05/30/2013) [-]
No you can't.
#150 to #149 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
My friend carried a punch knife on over half a dozen flights in a row.

If you opt out of them actually frisking you and go through the visual scanner, it uses contrast against flesh to highlight objects, meaning if you have a baggy shirt you can sew a pocket into it and hide a weapon in the area beneath your arm.

My brother had a box of cigars, a cigar cutter/ trimmer/ lighter in his carry on and they never stopped him.

Sure it stops guns, but they lack in terms of stopping small weapons.
#172 to #150 - admiralen
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(05/30/2013) [-]
one would think a crusader would stop his friends from commiting such villainy
#199 to #172 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
The crusaders often committed such villainy themselves.
It's not what is legal, it is what they see as just and moral.
#164 to #150 - snaresinger
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(05/30/2013) [-]
"Sure it stops guns"

Kind of a ****** way of conceding the point, but I'll take it.

Also, I really don't give a ****, I was just commenting.
#151 to #150 - capslockrage
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Did you get the first half of that from kyle on painkiller already?
#153 to #151 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
No*, But I found it funny he did too.
Kyle's was plastic, my friend had a stone one.
#152 to #151 - Crusader
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#154 to #152 - capslockrage
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Ah, so you do watch it?
I could tell by the way you described the pocket
#155 to #154 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
That I got from the show.
#91 to #51 - clemolo
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(05/30/2013) [-]
am i the only one that finds this gif terrifying?
#59 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
HA! that asshole was trying to make everyone's flight safe! got what he deserved
#115 to #59 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
The TSA has yet to catch any "terrorists"
They suck, my friend went on over half a dozen flights in a row with a punch knife, if he wanted to, he could have taken over the plane.
#201 to #115 - soulterminatorm
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#202 to #201 - Crusader
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(06/15/2013) [-]
Until one of the stewardesses enters to take them food/coffee
Or they go to their quarters to sleep on long flights
#119 to #115 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Implying 1 guy with a knife can overpower an entire plane full of passengers, not to mention the armed security most planes have disguised among passengers for that very reason
#120 to #119 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Implying that a man who exercises can easily overpower stewardesses and get past security if they don't realize he's a threat.
#123 to #120 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
>stewardesses

I said an entire plane full of passengers. not everyone is a chicken **** as you think, if you try to take a plane by yourself with nothing but a knife everyone will kick the **** out of you
#131 to #123 - pokerdog
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(05/30/2013) [-]
You don't have to overpower the entire plane, just the stewardesses and maybe a security guard or two, and then the flight crew.
#132 to #131 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
And you really think 1 person with a knife can take plane security armed with guns? I find this incredibly stupid. but you are free to have an opinion.
#136 to #132 - pokerdog
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(05/30/2013) [-]
No, I think one man with a knife can discreetly walk up to an air marshal sitting with the people, stab him and take a gun.
Crusader's plan is a little out there.
#142 to #136 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
There is no point in continuing this, it's ovbious Im set in my opinion and you are set to yours, I think this way because I know for a fact if some asshole stabs an air marshal sitting with the passengers I will do everything in my power to take him down. and I'd expect any other military members whether on duty or off duty, including police. to do the same
#124 to #123 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
He doesn't need to take on an entire plane.
He can easily walk up to the front, when the stewardesses ask him to sit down, he stabs them and then moves on to the cockpit.
It's not as if he's going to be marching up to the front with a dagger and people are going to heroically jump out and say "Stop, criminal scum"
They won't realize what's happening.
#125 to #124 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Because nobody would notice a dead steward, plus blood, plus staff rolecalls/check-ins.
#127 to #125 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
My god, did you even read my comment?
Step 1 - Head to the front discreetly
Step 2 - Stab any stewardesses in your path that try to stop you
Step 3 - Enter Cockpit, since it would be right there

The entire thing would take literally 5 minutes to get from your seat to the cockpit, if that, it's not going to be someone assassin movie where you are hiding bodies in the cupboards and sneaking up.

Not to mention if you fly first class, they give your a knife, like a steak knife, and half the time they are right behind the cockpit making it easier.

I realize that you were being sarcastic earlier, but it's not as hard as you think to take over a plane, if you really wanted to you could take it over with a sharpened piece of plastic.
#188 to #127 - anon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
inb4 fbi watchlist
#129 to #127 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Go try it then master criminal. Show me just how wrong I am, please.
#134 to #129 - Crusader
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(05/30/2013) [-]
You're assuming that I would want to, but I don't.
I'm just saying theoretically, it's not as hard as people think.
People think that planes are these flying fortresses now, have you seen air marshals?
They sit with the passengers, meaning you could easily walk up, stab one and take their gun and now you are able to really **** **** up, because now all you have to do is shoot out a window and **** hits the fan.

I'm not able to do that, I'm not heartless enough to kill in cold blood, but theoretically it's possible.
#138 to #134 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Okay so after what you just said, they sit WITH the passengers, right? then everyone would imediatly know some asshole is stabbing people and the braver ones usually off duty police/military would attack the terrorist.
#139 to #138 - Crusader
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#64 to #59 - drewbridge
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(05/30/2013) [-]
What a dickhead. I can't believe they hire people for the sole purpose of inconveniencing everyone. If I want to fly 5 miles about the earth going 600mph with several hundred other people for a few hours, I should be able to without being thoroughly checked out.
#73 to #64 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
minor inconvenience > terrorist attack.
#75 to #73 - drewbridge
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(05/30/2013) [-]
I was being sarcastic with you.
#76 to #75 - crazyeyedbioll
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(05/30/2013) [-]
so was I
#67 - triggathepirate
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Friend's face when
Friend's face when
#49 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Wait, so if I go to the airport, a man will fondle my junk?
Sign me up.
#147 - FudgeCannon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
Men in uniform you say
#4 - lordpercival
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(05/29/2013) [-]
Way to ** STICK** it to the system, Make it HARD on security and
they will stop RUBBING us he wrong way. They had to see it CUMING
#56 to #4 - myanusisready
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(05/30/2013) [-]
DILDO
#175 to #4 - urchinator ONLINE
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(05/30/2013) [-]
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#5 to #4 - haloinblue
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(05/30/2013) [-]
I swear to god.... I will ******* find you.... I will take a iron dagger..... and.... make you a tasty afternoon snack.
#186 to #5 - anon
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(05/30/2013) [-]
*an