Making TSA agents uncomfortable. source: on.fb.me/126zi8l. So me and my buddy are flying Vegas for a poker by the way my friend is slightly nuts in a good way.
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Making TSA agents uncomfortable

So me and my buddy are flying Vegas for a poker
by the way my friend is slightly nuts in a
good way. He decides go in the bathroom and and
slap it until he has a complete hard on right before
the TSA pat drawn. It was dawn cne leg and his
unders kept it w his thigh SD it wasen' t pitching a
tent... it was a "stealth boner" he called it, The
gentleman patting him down did the same "slide up
the thigh" move we saw in this .... and to his
utter dismay he had a handful of hard madjunk. He
asked him what is this with a suspicious tone, my
buddy replied "my dick" The agent asked "sir, why
would you have an erection in an airport ata
security checkpoint?" Without skipping a beat he
replied. ' I love a man in uniform and you rub me so
firmly, yet gently" The horror on the TSA agents face
was priceless... he was 3 shades of red and promptly
cleared my friend and moved en. It was nice to see
the man that rubs crutches all day, putting people in
uncomfortable situations repeatedly, having the
tables turned on him. He was the one blushing while
crawling out cf his skin instead ofthe passenger
getting his nuts fondled."
Jesus Christ, my sides.
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#3 - fasthink (05/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"aw man, I have to rub down 10 480lb. fat men that pant when I touch them per hour... Oh, what's this? A normal person? Finally I can stop being so uncomfortable and do my jo- that's a penis..."
User avatar #2 - awesomedewd (05/29/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I just love people who do this stuff.
They make the world a bit funnier with every action.
+80
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#51 - snaresinger (05/30/2013) [+] (13 replies)
HAHA YEAH LET'S GET REVENGE AT THE TSA AGENTS WHO ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING AND MAKING FLIGHT SAFER FOR EVERYONE.   
   
but yeah that is 						*******					 hilarious
HAHA YEAH LET'S GET REVENGE AT THE TSA AGENTS WHO ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING AND MAKING FLIGHT SAFER FOR EVERYONE.

but yeah that is ******* hilarious
User avatar #59 - crazyeyedbioll (05/30/2013) [+] (22 replies)
HA! that asshole was trying to make everyone's flight safe! got what he deserved
#67 - triggathepirate (05/30/2013) [-]
Friend's face when
Friend's face when
User avatar #49 - deathcampforjewtie (05/30/2013) [-]
Wait, so if I go to the airport, a man will fondle my junk?
Sign me up.
#147 - FudgeCannon (05/30/2013) [-]
Men in uniform you say
#4 - lordpercival (05/29/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Way to ** STICK** it to the system, Make it HARD on security and
they will stop RUBBING us he wrong way. They had to see it CUMING
#5 to #4 - haloinblue (05/30/2013) [-]
I swear to god.... I will ******* find you.... I will take a iron dagger..... and.... make you a tasty afternoon snack.
#21 - cullenatorguy (05/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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It always pisses me off when TSA agents are potrayed as the handymen of Satan. They're ******* people who need a job. You think they want to rub your crotch all day? **** no. I bet most of them hate their jobs, I know I would, but if I needed the money, I'd do it. I bet it's easy as **** to be a TSA agent. Quit getting pissed off at the agents and ******* with them (if you do), and get angry at the agency itself. The guy with the erection was a major prick.
#42 - anonymous (05/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Yea!!!! That guy who's probably working a job he hates just to put food on the table for his family really deserved that one!!!
#46 to #44 - mistahlegend (05/30/2013) [-]
These days, you don't get the luxury of picking and choosing your jobs.
#121 - brothergrimm (05/30/2013) [-]
that was one of the best stories i've ever read
that was one of the best stories i've ever read
User avatar #106 - malific ONLINE (05/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You realize that man has exactly as much say as we do about doing that search?
#102 - dreadedwhispers (05/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#160 - palindromia (05/30/2013) [+] (8 replies)
"jesus christ my sides"

4chan is becoming tumblr
#80 - MrDuck ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
>Going on a flight down to Florida to see some family
>Wake up 30 minutes later than what I intended to to catch my flight
> ****************
>Throw on clothes, hoodie and shoes, then grab my keys ,phone and suitcase and run out the door
>I feel like I'm forgetting something at home
>Do an entire check
>Got everything
>Race to get to the airport
>Running like a bat out of hell to get to flight so I can buy my ticket
>Thankgodimadeitintime.gif
>TSA Check comes along
>"Ma'am please remove your hoodie"
>Okay then
>Remove hoodie
>Suddenly the cold air conditioning of the airport hits my braless nips
>Hardasarock.jpg
>MFW I had to to the check with erect nipples on full display to the TSA inspector
User avatar #163 - kwanzalord (05/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
sadly, this isn't true...
If it is, the guy must have gone through security so many times to increase his odds of getting a pat down.
User avatar #166 to #163 - KillerKlownKKK (05/30/2013) [-]
Last three times I flew EVERYONE was getting the pat down
User avatar #65 - ReaLCooLGuY (05/30/2013) [-]
He was just doing his job. Those TSA agents probably get more abuse then they deserve.
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