Macaroni incident. .. >Be 16 >At a party >I drunk and I need to go to the toilet >I sit on the toilet and begin to poop >Suddenly i feel the urge to puke >I turn ar Macaroni incident >Be 16 >At a party >I drunk and I need to go the toilet sit on begin poop >Suddenly i feel urge puke turn ar
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#3 - superdon
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(02/26/2012) [-]
**superdon rolled a random image posted in comment #157 at Before DNA **
#87 to #3 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account**
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(02/26/2012) [-]
That glorious moment when your picture gets rolled...
#6 to #3 - itachijebest
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#49 - debee
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(02/26/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>At a party
>I drunk and I need to go to the toilet
>I sit on the toilet and begin to poop
>Suddenly i feel the urge to puke
>I turn around and begin to puke in the toilet
>I forgot that I was pooping so I start pooping on the floor
>I turn back again to poop in the toilet but I was puking in the same time so I puke on the floor too
>I turn a third time but I slip and fall on the flood
>I bathe in puke and ****
>I begin to pass out
>I hear my friend coming
>I'm saved
>He is the Lochness monster
>He opens the door
>Get on the floor
>everybody needs about tree fiddy
#71 to #49 - elmarionetista
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(02/26/2012) [-]
SOUTH PARK!!!! MY BROTHER/SISTA
#77 to #71 - debee
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Well I wasn't even thinking of that episode while writing that.
#80 to #77 - elmarionetista
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(02/26/2012) [-]
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT EP IM TALKING ABOUT WHEN kennys parents want to have
another baby also the obvious tree fidey refrance
#103 to #80 - debee
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Yes, I know what episode you are talking about
#155 to #49 - sgently
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(02/27/2012) [-]
**sgently rolls 922** lets hope i got you bro
#59 to #49 - clairvoyance **User deleted account**
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#281 to #59 - corkscrew
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#76 to #49 - CactusFantastico
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Now what the actual **** did I just read?
#62 to #49 - percer
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(02/26/2012) [-]
**percer rolls 325**
#66 to #62 - juggladrew
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**juggladrew rolls 33**
#64 to #62 - percer
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#18 - MarlaSinger
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(02/26/2012) [-]
> 2am   
> family has finally gone to sleep   
> decide to masturbate   
> family is all light sleepers who get up frequently in the nightso I stay under the blankets with my pjs pulled down    
> have earbuds in, but just one so i will hear anyone approaching   
> commence   
> just about to finish   
> hear footsteps outside door   
> open new window, remove earbuds, take hands out from under blanket   
> smooth.jpg   
> door opens   
> mom ''I forgot to bring in the garbage go do it''   
> remember im still naked from the waist down   
> ''I'll do it in a minute''   
> ''im not leaving until you do it''   
> ****************   
> reach under and start pulling up pants   
> she starts laughing and walk away   
> ****
> 2am
> family has finally gone to sleep
> decide to masturbate
> family is all light sleepers who get up frequently in the nightso I stay under the blankets with my pjs pulled down
> have earbuds in, but just one so i will hear anyone approaching
> commence
> just about to finish
> hear footsteps outside door
> open new window, remove earbuds, take hands out from under blanket
> smooth.jpg
> door opens
> mom ''I forgot to bring in the garbage go do it''
> remember im still naked from the waist down
> ''I'll do it in a minute''
> ''im not leaving until you do it''
> ****************
> reach under and start pulling up pants
> she starts laughing and walk away
> ****
#39 - hydromatic
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(02/26/2012) [-]
You know it's bad when someone on /b/ says "what the **** did i just read"
#31 - windson
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Honey, I'm ho-
Honey, I'm ho-
#55 to #31 - akjunker
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#262 - givehimthemulk
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#46 - doctornick
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#47 to #46 - doctornick
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#233 - youcame
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(02/27/2012) [-]
enlarge
#237 to #233 - holimountt
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(02/27/2012) [-]
i ******* lold hahahhahahaaahahhaha man it was touching
#256 to #233 - sebbiechan
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#259 - warlockrichard
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#276 to #259 - ohailol
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#264 to #259 - jumpinjohosefat
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#265 to #264 - baaaahsheeplulz
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(02/27/2012) [-]
Source?
#267 to #265 - jumpinjohosefat
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(02/27/2012) [-]
angel beats

#282 to #267 - fangirlhater
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(02/27/2012) [-]
hand sonic
#4 - hoffmeisterh
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