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El Anonymous / 11( Sat) 14:
pearents out shopping
to watch porn
rafi. mous masturbate session
hungry
as to . : edwa*:' e and make watt dinner
masturbating
ready
stature tout kiwi
Aut: lolg hat
shants burn
vbcw/ slips
hot macaroni spills ants half bone,
asscream like a little girl
release under pain
Hun to sink
Hum cm tap
shat water burns dick even mere
ta cry
outside
slump into snowbank
casts
istant up
neighbors looking at me
iay l‘ . ' inn stilt halt naked
t):' cun back inside
Hire an shit
shit head an floor
degrass em
e up
dream covered in shit
parents standing ever me
Twisters on dick
So lb}, how was your saturday?
what the fuck did t just read
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - superdon
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(02/26/2012) [-]
**superdon rolled a random image posted in comment #157 at Before DNA **
#87 to #3 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account**
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That glorious moment when your picture gets rolled...
#6 to #3 - itachijebest
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#49 - debee
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(02/26/2012) [-]
>Be 16
>At a party
>I drunk and I need to go to the toilet
>I sit on the toilet and begin to poop
>Suddenly i feel the urge to puke
>I turn around and begin to puke in the toilet
>I forgot that I was pooping so I start pooping on the floor
>I turn back again to poop in the toilet but I was puking in the same time so I puke on the floor too
>I turn a third time but I slip and fall on the flood
>I bathe in puke and ****
>I begin to pass out
>I hear my friend coming
>I'm saved
>He is the Lochness monster
>He opens the door
>Get on the floor
>everybody needs about tree fiddy
User avatar #71 to #49 - elmarionetista
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(02/26/2012) [-]
SOUTH PARK!!!! MY BROTHER/SISTA
User avatar #77 to #71 - debee
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Well I wasn't even thinking of that episode while writing that.
User avatar #80 to #77 - elmarionetista
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(02/26/2012) [-]
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT EP IM TALKING ABOUT WHEN kennys parents want to have
another baby also the obvious tree fidey refrance
User avatar #103 to #80 - debee
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Yes, I know what episode you are talking about
User avatar #155 to #49 - sgently
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**sgently rolls 922** lets hope i got you bro
#59 to #49 - clairvoyance **User deleted account**
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#281 to #59 - corkscrew
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#76 to #49 - CactusFantastico
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Now what the actual **** did I just read?
User avatar #62 to #49 - percer
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**percer rolls 325**
User avatar #66 to #62 - juggladrew
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**juggladrew rolls 33**
#64 to #62 - percer
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#18 - MarlaSinger
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> 2am   
> family has finally gone to sleep   
> decide to masturbate   
> family is all light sleepers who get up frequently in the nightso I stay under the blankets with my pjs pulled down    
> have earbuds in, but just one so i will hear anyone approaching   
> commence   
> just about to finish   
> hear footsteps outside door   
> open new window, remove earbuds, take hands out from under blanket   
> smooth.jpg   
> door opens   
> mom ''I forgot to bring in the garbage go do it''   
> remember im still naked from the waist down   
> ''I'll do it in a minute''   
> ''im not leaving until you do it''   
> ****************   
> reach under and start pulling up pants   
> she starts laughing and walk away   
> ****
> 2am
> family has finally gone to sleep
> decide to masturbate
> family is all light sleepers who get up frequently in the nightso I stay under the blankets with my pjs pulled down
> have earbuds in, but just one so i will hear anyone approaching
> commence
> just about to finish
> hear footsteps outside door
> open new window, remove earbuds, take hands out from under blanket
> smooth.jpg
> door opens
> mom ''I forgot to bring in the garbage go do it''
> remember im still naked from the waist down
> ''I'll do it in a minute''
> ''im not leaving until you do it''
> ****************
> reach under and start pulling up pants
> she starts laughing and walk away
> ****
User avatar #39 - hydromatic
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(02/26/2012) [-]
You know it's bad when someone on /b/ says "what the **** did i just read"
#31 - windson
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(02/26/2012) [-]
Honey, I'm ho-
Honey, I'm ho-
#55 to #31 - akjunker
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#262 - givehimthemulk
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#46 - doctornick
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#47 to #46 - doctornick
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#233 - youcame
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enlarge
User avatar #237 to #233 - holimountt
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i ******* lold hahahhahahaaahahhaha man it was touching
#256 to #233 - sebbiechan
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#259 - warlockrichard
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#276 to #259 - ohailol
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User avatar #265 to #264 - baaaahsheeplulz
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Source?
#267 to #265 - jumpinjohosefat
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angel beats

#282 to #267 - fangirlhater
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hand sonic
#4 - hoffmeisterh
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