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Low on shekels

Tags: landwhale
l Storytime:
we today
we to Burgerking to eat lam: law an Shekels
with my friend
gspot 2 female landwhales sitting atthe table in tram at us gagging an
tthey have literally a ******* mountain afford
sane aims landwhales hand the other ans a bag at clothes
shear her complaining about how m shops sell clothes far normal people. only anorexic mes
sshe then says it' s impossible to find clothes her size
rrandom guy eating a whopper passes by and casually says "its because _"
even blink remake eyecontact, just walks away
blob starts shouting same sad at ancient language while fat paws out at her eyes
guy
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#33 - envinite (05/26/2014) [-]
Holy 			****		, eating at Burger King is considered cheap?   
   
Goddamn I'm so 			*******		 poor
Holy **** , eating at Burger King is considered cheap?

Goddamn I'm so ******* poor
User avatar #67 to #33 - Timmietim (05/26/2014) [-]
Well here they have a deal with a burger fries and drink for 2 shekels
User avatar #68 to #67 - envinite (05/26/2014) [-]
And you call it 'cheap" ?

**** , in my place, I can manage to have 3 meals a day for around 3 bucks, even less. And that's already an averagely-proper meal.

Such is life as college student.
User avatar #115 to #68 - spceinvdr (05/26/2014) [-]
what do you typically eat? trying to save some shekels for college
User avatar #163 to #115 - envinite (05/26/2014) [-]
Well I dunno the price in your place, but here, with $ 1 I can go to a restaurant and buy an adult portion of rice, veggies soups (any kind), egg-based side dish (all kinds) and potato/soy based side dish. With about 30 cents more I can replace egg with chicken (most kinds) or some meat-based side dish (like fried gizzard). And the water is usually free in some places.


It's pretty cheap here, and of course I converted my currency to dollar to make it easy to understand.
#134 to #115 - Penn (05/26/2014) [-]
I live in the US, so it might be a little different, but I just get bread, eggs, peanut butter, jelly, and pasta.

You don't spend much on those items and they last for a while.

Five bucks can get you a meal at McDonalds/Burger King, but five bucks can get you a loaf of bread, peanut butter, and jelly. That's plenty more meals.
User avatar #136 to #134 - spceinvdr (05/26/2014) [-]
I live in the US, I used shekels as a racist reference as a joke but idk. Yeah i eat way too many mcdoubles
User avatar #69 to #68 - Timmietim (05/26/2014) [-]
For food i need within 5 minutes yeah?
Yeah if i buy stuff at the supermarket and cook that that's obviously cheaper, and 2 euros for food isn't that much either where i live.
#8 - ainsley (05/26/2014) [-]
> Be me, at school about a year ago
> Chubby, about 25% body fat
> Bump into landwhale in hallway at school
> She's at the size where you'd probably be afraid if you saw her walking towards your elevator
> She gets all pissy
> Landwhale: "Watch where the **** you're going fat ass"
> Me: "Look who's talking Jabba"
> LW: "Oh cunt don't sugarcoat it, your lard ass hit me on purpose"
> Me: "If I had sugarcoated it you would've eaten it already"
> She gets super ******* pissed, accepts defeat, she's getting red
> Walk away as she stands there fuming, looking like an angry gelatinous cherry
#75 to #8 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
you're fat too... I don't see why you're proud of this.
User avatar #80 to #75 - ainsley (05/26/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if you know what 25% body fat looks like but it's not fat. It's not skinny, but it's not really fat, which is why I said chubby. I've got a bit of moobs and love handles, that's really about it.
User avatar #118 to #8 - centurionprime ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
hooohh ****** beautiful.
User avatar #156 to #8 - timmity (05/26/2014) [-]
giggled and thumbed, but would have preferred a non-greentext format
User avatar #14 to #8 - oaaaa (05/26/2014) [-]
25% bodyfat as a female is about normal. 2/10 because of no knowledge
User avatar #36 to #14 - redstag (05/26/2014) [-]
25% body fat is considered overweight for a male. 1/10 because you're an illiterate **** wad.
#58 to #36 - oaaaa (05/26/2014) [-]
yes, a man with 25% bodyfat is "fat". but women have a different style of bodyfat. like if a girl has big tits she can be slim and have a 6pack, but still have over 20% bodyfat.

check out this image. a women with 25% bodyfat is like a man with 15% bodyfat. educate yourself before u follow the mainstream and thumb good comments down!
#59 to #58 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
found the fat girl
User avatar #60 to #59 - oaaaa (05/26/2014) [-]
29 years old, white, german, male.
User avatar #164 to #58 - redstag (05/27/2014) [-]
I'm not debating that what I'm saying is that if you knew how to take information from reading you would know he was talking about himself which as he says at 25% body fat he is a bit chubby. The "land whale" he's talking about is probably 75% body fa.
User avatar #109 to #14 - truesmokewolf (05/26/2014) [-]
Only because breasts and ass moron. Those are fat tissue and counted in the total BMI making their average BMI higher.
User avatar #119 to #109 - oaaaa (05/26/2014) [-]
thats exactly what i m saying
#124 to #119 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
The guy you originally replied to was saying he himself had 25% body fat not the land whale he bumped into. Your point about 25% body fat being normal on women is completely irrelevant to the story as the girl in the story was not the one with 25% body fat, hence your red thumbs.

tl;dr: You're reading comprehension is lacking.
User avatar #160 to #124 - oaaaa (05/26/2014) [-]
oh, looks like i misred this part
#151 to #8 - happypony (05/26/2014) [-]
**happypony rolled image** I call upon the RNG for a picture that expresses the awesomeness of this comment.
User avatar #21 to #8 - ronniesan (05/26/2014) [-]
I thought for sure this was going to end in some fat X fat love story.
#17 to #8 - thesinful (05/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#20 to #8 - jmillenium (05/26/2014) [-]
Fat on fat crime,wonderful.
#13 to #8 - flyingfeces (05/26/2014) [-]
"If I had sugarcoated it you would've eaten it already"
"If I had sugarcoated it you would've eaten it already"
#149 to #13 - saft (05/26/2014) [-]
If I was fat and someone said that, I'd burst out laughing.
User avatar #153 to #149 - dalgaard (05/26/2014) [-]
How'd you know? You arent fat. Maybe it wouldnt hurt your feelings like the landwhale.
#25 to #8 - akigon (05/26/2014) [-]
calling bluff
>landwhale
>walking
8/10 still laughed
#16 to #8 - baconfattie (05/26/2014) [-]
a landwhale calling others "fat ass"? The denial is strong with this one!
User avatar #52 to #16 - jagarico (05/26/2014) [-]
well, ******* call each other ******* too
User avatar #35 to #16 - oaaaa (05/26/2014) [-]
its a fake story. he doesnt even know what he is talking about
#23 - gabemczombie (05/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #38 to #23 - iloverandomthings (05/26/2014) [-]
Here's the video to it
4MINUTE - 'Heart to Heart' M/V
#94 to #38 - Grom (05/26/2014) [-]
I thought watching that would be worth it
it was not
User avatar #158 to #38 - timmity (05/26/2014) [-]
My god that is good musik
User avatar #57 to #38 - datmine (05/26/2014) [-]
At the start i thought the guy was a girl.
#46 to #38 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
why the hell are they playing tricks on him?
#131 to #46 - hillbillypowpow (05/26/2014) [-]
I think he cheated on one of them. or something
#148 to #131 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
or all of them...

he dated all of them and they found out.
so they played some tricks on him.
I think that's what it's about.
not sure. didn't check the entire song
User avatar #30 to #23 - assrocket (05/26/2014) [-]
I need to know: What is this gif and where is it from?
I still don't get it.
User avatar #34 to #30 - demandsgayversion (05/26/2014) [-]
Star Wars
#37 to #30 - aguywithlonghair (05/26/2014) [-]
Korean toothpaste commercial.
Korean toothpaste commercial.
#45 to #37 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
not a commercial.
K-Pop song
#49 to #45 - aguywithlonghair (05/26/2014) [-]
I thought it was a commercial, my bad.
#61 to #49 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
looks like a commercial. a weird one. in the gif.

doesn't matter.
still love you. and your long hair. take good care of it.
comb it before bed and when you wake up
User avatar #120 to #37 - hairysmellyanus (05/26/2014) [-]
shes ******* cute, who is she?
User avatar #19 to #11 - racistwaffle (05/26/2014) [-]
thats actually her belly button.
#39 - cookiecoketwo (05/26/2014) [-]
Im a big guy, tall and fat, and I can still easily find clothes that are big for me.   
   
How 			*******		 FAT are they?!
Im a big guy, tall and fat, and I can still easily find clothes that are big for me.

How ******* FAT are they?!
#40 to #39 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
I'm tall
not fat, not extremely muscular.
I can still wear clothes smaller than my size.

I should wear XL (European XL, american sizes would be too big)
I CAN wear L
User avatar #41 to #40 - cookiecoketwo (05/26/2014) [-]
I wear very baggy clothes.
#42 to #41 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
baggy?

never really understood that word.

loose-fitting?
User avatar #43 to #42 - cookiecoketwo (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah. Very loose, like, someone with shaking fingers in prison after 10 years
#47 to #43 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
then I suppose baggy is good for when you need to give your balls some space.
tight fit ain't right for a man's scrotum. and neither are tight pants.

I prefer to wear somewhere inbetween
#48 to #47 - cookiecoketwo (05/26/2014) [-]
I love it loose
#64 to #48 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
same here, just not all day.
not everywhere.

gotta wear something fitting when going out of the house
User avatar #73 to #39 - makotoitou (05/26/2014) [-]
That's because clothes get both bigger and taller, but not just bigger or taller. Suffering for short fats and skinny talls.
User avatar #82 to #73 - xxbandwagonxx (05/26/2014) [-]
Most clothes just get wider and if cotton will only get shorter. The big and tall section is purposely made taller than the common selection, but no clothes manufacturer seem to follow the same guidelines so its all pointless.
#74 to #53 - rebaj (05/26/2014) [-]
Never have I seen so many ass cheeks on one person. Did she sleep on her ass flabs?
#77 to #74 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
prob did
#137 to #53 - holsety (05/26/2014) [-]
I google reverse image this thing and this is what I get

#140 to #137 - evilredmuffin ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
jabba de hut
jabba de hut
User avatar #141 to #140 - holsety (05/26/2014) [-]
Got something against the dutch language
User avatar #143 to #141 - evilredmuffin ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
never said i did
User avatar #144 to #143 - holsety (05/26/2014) [-]
Good
User avatar #147 to #144 - evilredmuffin ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
what would do if i did
#95 to #53 - Naimzorz (05/26/2014) [-]
That is 			*******		 horrifying
That is ******* horrifying
#121 to #53 - carlonord ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
The amount of time it takes for her ass to catch up with her moving... Jesus Christ it's like she's the Great Mighty Poo.
User avatar #65 to #62 - givememoarpony (05/26/2014) [-]
the infamous '1000 pound woman' who was on trial for murdering her nephew or something by sitting on him. she was found innocent and her sister, the mother of the victim, was found guilty, or so i remember.
#79 to #65 - trevanman (05/26/2014) [-]
soooooo
was the mother just as fat?
0
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#132 to #53 - darkbringer (05/26/2014) [-]
Oh, dear...
#108 to #53 - fishinyourface ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
how is that even possible? jesus christ, have some restraint.....
how is that even possible? jesus christ, have some restraint.....
#123 - Byte (05/26/2014) [-]
#128 - FatherPedobear (05/26/2014) [-]
"While fat pours out of her eyes"
"While fat pours out of her eyes"
#15 - endospore (05/26/2014) [-]
MFW I read that as 'shpekels' before i remembered shekels were a real thing.
User avatar #22 to #15 - sirsolo (05/26/2014) [-]
I did the same thing.
User avatar #127 to #15 - jackieonceyspicer (05/26/2014) [-]
I read "sherkels" and thought it was gonna be a Sherk story
#152 to #15 - emperorskittles (05/26/2014) [-]
Rick & Morty's the ****
I also remembered that episode while reading
#117 - jameslafferty (05/26/2014) [-]
If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the theory and methods of revolution, you must take part in revolution. All genuine knowledge originates in direct experience.
User avatar #129 to #117 - articulate (05/26/2014) [-]
Okay, sure. Not sure how that's relevant, but I guess it's good advice.
#166 to #129 - zerocousland (05/28/2014) [-]
In order to understand the landwhales, you must become the landwhales, trust me i am a landwhale.
User avatar #167 to #166 - articulate (05/28/2014) [-]
I was fat once. Never again.
User avatar #172 to #167 - shogg (06/19/2014) [-]
Nah you're probably still a fatty.
But it's kay, I still love you.
I love the way you're whole body jiggles when we make love.
I love the after sex snacks.
I love you.
User avatar #189 to #172 - articulate (06/21/2014) [-]
Do you have a special cart at costco that holds your dick for you?
#190 to #189 - shogg (06/21/2014) [-]
Usually I have a legion of girls carrying it for me everywhere I go.
They don't have Costco memberships though so I get the staff to do it.

pic related its one of the girls
User avatar #191 to #190 - articulate (06/21/2014) [-]
Females suck. Down with women, up with boners!
User avatar #192 to #191 - shogg (06/21/2014) [-]
Man I can't get boners.
I'll pas out from all the blood.
I stick it in flaccid.
User avatar #193 to #192 - articulate (06/21/2014) [-]
Have you tried sticking a telephone pole in it to hold it straight?
User avatar #194 to #193 - shogg (06/21/2014) [-]
wow what a ****** homo
User avatar #173 to #172 - articulate (06/20/2014) [-]
Actually, due to my high metabolism I lost the weight fairly easily with nothing but gym class and the exercise from walking to classes.
User avatar #174 to #173 - shogg (06/20/2014) [-]
Can I run my hands down your rock-hard abs to your crotch and slowly jerk your thick cock?
User avatar #175 to #174 - articulate (06/20/2014) [-]
No, sorry. I have a female coming over today so I don't want to gay it up just yet.
User avatar #176 to #175 - shogg (06/20/2014) [-]
Why do you assume I'm male?
User avatar #177 to #176 - articulate (06/20/2014) [-]
Because your profile says male.
User avatar #178 to #177 - shogg (06/20/2014) [-]
Um I think you may have misread honey.
Why don't we trade pics though, I wanna see those muscles ;)
User avatar #179 to #178 - articulate (06/20/2014) [-]
What am I misreading?
How about you send me a pic and then I'll decide whether or not you are worthy of my abs.
#180 to #179 - shogg (06/20/2014) [-]
Taken last year when I got reaaaallly sunburned, it's really the only decent picture I have of me.

I have shorter hair now though.
Do you think Im pretty
#181 to #180 - articulate (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, and this is definitely a picture of me.
#182 to #181 - shogg (06/20/2014) [-]
You saw right through my disguise.
The jig is up.
Have fun with your lady.
If you want to gay it up afterwards, hit me up.
User avatar #183 to #182 - articulate (06/20/2014) [-]
Send me a picture of your dick, faggot.
User avatar #185 to #184 - articulate (06/21/2014) [-]
no beasty
User avatar #187 to #186 - articulate (06/21/2014) [-]
Nice, hope you brought enough lube.
User avatar #188 to #187 - shogg (06/21/2014) [-]
You know how Costco has those massive portions of things that are more expensive than the smaller portions but cheaper by gram?
I got like 20 bottles of Costco brand lube.
User avatar #106 - kanatana (05/26/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolls 791** Their combined weight in pounds.
#70 - kristovsky (05/26/2014) [-]
>MFW I have to but fat people clothes because I ******* lift
#99 - thearcher (05/26/2014) [-]
I'm a little over 6"4, the best part of 180lb and I can easily fit into Medium clothes - I even could when I was a bit over 200lb last September

How fat could she be?...
User avatar #104 to #99 - kanatana (05/26/2014) [-]
Question, amigo. If you're that tall and you wear medium-sized shirts, do you have to shop around for some that don't expose your belly, or are they long enough for the most part where you don't really have to worry about that? Just curious.
#110 to #104 - thearcher (05/26/2014) [-]
Only the ones that're tight go down to about halfway down my belt - they show my belly whenever I stretch up or back though, all other shirts are fine, especially my polo shirts that fan out from the chest-level height downwards
User avatar #112 to #110 - kanatana (05/26/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks for satisfying my inane curiosity.
User avatar #138 to #116 - ludislavonac (05/26/2014) [-]
Also you're a dude, it's way more easy to find clothes for a guy of your size and weight than for a plus size woman not that I'm defending the landwhales mind you
User avatar #139 to #99 - rattybastard (05/26/2014) [-]
eh, remember bone structure has something to do with it as well. I assume you have a pretty thin frame to be 180lbs and 6'4". I am 5'10" and I am damn skinny at 180lbs. I look more normal at around 200lbs. I also have a friend about your height that is 230lbs and you would never call him fat; hes just a scary big bastard.
#142 to #139 - thearcher (05/26/2014) [-]
Well I'm both fairly muscular and honestly a little chubby - basically my body saying I like to eat as much as I like to lift since I have very broad shoulders spanning about half a meter and all regular clothes still fit me great
#154 to #99 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
Ur weight is fine for ur height. I'm 5'8'' and 140 lbs, which makes me skinny.
#32 - evilruck (05/26/2014) [-]
That´s something Dooley would definitely do
#50 to #32 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
hell yea king of the hill!!!!!!! xd hank hill brings the pro pain... in the ass!!!!!!!! lol
User avatar #54 - askafj (05/26/2014) [-]
What does "low on shekels" mean?
Low on cash? In that case, I would like to point out that going to burgerking to eat is a lot more expensive than buying your own food.
#55 to #54 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
Apparently not in the Americas, that's why everyones fat
User avatar #56 to #55 - askafj (05/26/2014) [-]
I guess. In Sweden it is like 3 times more expensive to go eat hamburgers.
#63 to #54 - kristofe ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
yeah in the states its a lot cheaper to go and get burger king or mc donalds i did not eat at burger king because i do not like it but mcdonalds is like five bucks and you got a meal thats like 3 euros
User avatar #66 to #54 - mathmanchris (05/26/2014) [-]
Shekel is the israelian currency.
And BK/McDonald's are way more expensive in Europe, the Big Mac costs 0.99USD in the US while it costs 2.49EUR (~3.40USD) in Germany and probably even more in the scandinavian countries.
#81 to #66 - Monroc (05/26/2014) [-]
Aye - all three Scandinavian countries are in the top 6 regarding pricing on Big Macs.   
[small]Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac_Index[small]   
MFW I'm from Denmark and has to pay megabucks for burgers.
Aye - all three Scandinavian countries are in the top 6 regarding pricing on Big Macs.
[small]Source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Mac_Index[small]
MFW I'm from Denmark and has to pay megabucks for burgers.
User avatar #100 to #81 - krobeles (05/26/2014) [-]
Well, personally, I think its adequate. If fastfood wasn't expensive as **** , I recon I'de eat it more often. And since I dont really excercise for **** , that would mean I would get fat as **** very quickly. In my opinion, our Danish price on fastfood clearly relays a message that "This food isn't suposed to be something you eat all the time.", as opposed to the American message that just says "You can always get your stomache stapeled! Eat away, you mountainous tub of lard!!"
#72 to #66 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
Big Macs aren't a dollar. I have no idea where they'd offer that price. It's something around $3.50 to $4.50.
User avatar #98 to #72 - kilotech (05/26/2014) [-]
in the US almost every greasy fast food joint around here has a dollar menu and it's usually a rather good amount of food for a buck
User avatar #101 to #98 - exclamation (05/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, a little cheeseburger is a good amount of food.
User avatar #103 to #101 - kilotech (05/26/2014) [-]
it's a 99cent meal and it's only a little smaller than a regular
User avatar #78 - sociocat (05/26/2014) [-]
OMG SHE LITERALLY HAD A MOUNTAIN OF FOOD???
WOW SHE MUST LITERALLY BE A MOUNTAIN
User avatar #86 to #78 - vgmddg (05/26/2014) [-]
Literally - Merriam-Webster Ask the Editor
User avatar #162 to #88 - vgmddg (05/26/2014) [-]
This guy seems very angry and I didn't like watching this video due to his unfriendly demeanor and liberal use of coarse language.
One thing that he went off on from about 1:45 to 4:50 was a quote from an editor in an article that he cited which states: "The only reason this sense is included is because people are using it in this way. Words have changed their meaning ever since the first word was uttered.". For roughly three minutes he rants about how this is the worst type of thing to ever have happen to the English language.
The problem is however, that this is exactly how the dictionary is updated. See the video below.
How a Word Gets into the Dictionary - Merriam-Webster Ask the Editor
In order to figure out what words to add to the Merriam Webster dictionary, they scour thousands of pages of text online and offline for use of the word in its natural habitat, and if the word has relatively wide use, they add it to the dictionary. The public's use of words defines how the language is used, not the dictionary.
If a word is no longer used in today's society it will be removed from abridged dictionaries.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFoFze1XdaQ
Some words never actually get into the dictionary in the first place, like the word antidisestablishmentarianism.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=miPjC69yUEo
Likewise words or senses that become common usage in today's society are added into the dictionary. See below.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aeSVVkcWKM
The addition of the word literally is a little off-putting, but again the dictionary is just a guidebook to the English language. It's not a rulebook that says people have to use those words exactly as described.
If you want to learn more about how Merriam-Webster manages their dictionary you can go to their YouTube channel at www.youtube.com/user/MerriamWebsterOnline/videos
My recommendations for videos to watch are these ones:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Ts8mheu8c
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFyY2mK8pxk

I'm out of text space.
#93 to #78 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** imagine climbing that mountain
now stop imagining that
User avatar #111 to #93 - garaichu (05/26/2014) [-]
Put your dick in it.
User avatar #107 to #78 - fishinyourface ONLINE (05/26/2014) [-]
kill yourself
#1 - bigjinfinity (05/25/2014) [-]
you're*
User avatar #4 to #1 - myfourthaccount (05/26/2014) [-]
but what if OP meant it as in it is because of YOUR fat and forgot to add the of?
#2 to #1 - ilikepatatas (05/25/2014) [-]
can't we start using your like slang for you're but pronounced way faster?
#3 to #2 - anon (05/25/2014) [-]
Nope, because 'your' actually already exist with a different meaning.
If you wanted to opt for a slang word you'd have to pick something like 'ur'.
But anyone with just a smudge of respect or proud for the English language will still bug you and correct your 'slang' to 'you're'.
User avatar #6 to #3 - thegreenrecon (05/26/2014) [-]
the word gay, and faggot.... your move anon
User avatar #71 - dinonator (05/26/2014) [-]
wtf is that pic
User avatar #18 - bighairyfart (05/26/2014) [-]
>Be me
>16
>Working at McDonald's for about a month or so
>Actually not a bad gig so far; Live in small town so not a lot of bitches/landwhales, mostly old people and their grandkids
>Lady comes to front counter, orders basic meal, nothing special
>Wants tea to drink with it
>Ring her up normally, proceed with job
>Couple minutes later she asks for me to fill her cup up with tea, as the lobby dispenser is out
>Politely say yes, grab cup
>Not thinking, grab the cup by the rim so that one finger is inside the cup
>Bitchmodeactivated.vbs
>"GET YOUR GRUBBY LITTLE FINGERS OUT OF MY CUP!"
>"Get me a clean glass, NOW!"
>Hadn't been yelled at yet, get scared a bit
>Nervously mumble, "Sorry about that ma'am..."
>Get new cup, fill it with tea
>After she leaves, I process what just happened
>Me and the rest of the crew laugh our asses off for the rest of the night after they leave.
#83 to #18 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/26/2014) [-]
I don't get why you were thumbed down. You were 16 and stupid. I hope you learned your lesson though: think before you act. That was common sense bruh
#31 to #18 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
It's perfectly reasonable to want a new cup after having a greasy fast food worker put his damn finger inside. I'd have asked for a new one as well. Go suck your cock off instead of desperately trying to look cool on the interwebs.
#27 to #18 - anon (05/26/2014) [-]
well, seems like you simply are too retarded to even serve food.
You NEVER put your fingers in anything. Even a dish must be taken with one's palm and the basis of the thumb, not the thumb itself etc.
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