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Lost virginity

File: ' ) KB, 9. 701511 I evens mum rip slimy)
We 16
wet tent from current girlfriend (solid 8/ 10) am horny
sstill virgin sis think lets ******* do this
we is her place (parents are out)
sshe starts mowing me
breburn the fairer
Mcnally go in when there is a sham from down stairs
banana gt you old
aha replies yes mam
gist jeans anguish ******
shear alas coming up stairs
******* ****
we spans her bedroom deer while we are hath still half naked
mess me and rages
andrews ms nut
wines every where
cripped. wans
sat-: in was showing
shat night
rewind was blowin
wwhere do you youre gain baby?
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Submitted: 09/22/2012
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#15 - pinkiepieisacock (09/23/2012) [-]
"She gives me a blowjob"
"Return the favor"
User avatar #89 to #15 - severepwner (09/23/2012) [-]
Funnier than content.
User avatar #35 to #15 - cantfindausername ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
He could be implying oral, like what #33 said.
#68 to #52 - seniorpoopface (09/23/2012) [-]
Made me lol more than the post. Good job.
+14
#36 to #35 - EFGTellsTheTruth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #36 - cantfindausername ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Fair call, fair call.
#17 to #15 - crippledcow (09/23/2012) [-]
i laughed harder at this than i did at the post its self
User avatar #33 to #15 - rotosushi (09/23/2012) [-]
cunillingus
+14
#30 to #15 - EFGTellsTheTruth **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#21 to #15 - finalkai (09/23/2012) [-]
4chan's OP
User avatar #82 to #21 - ravarshi (09/23/2012) [-]
this is exactly my response....
#22 - bossben (09/23/2012) [-]
goddammit /b/, just one time Id like a completed story
#41 to #22 - iamphoenix (09/23/2012) [-]
Here's a complete story from /fit/ that's pretty lulzy.
#40 - iamphoenix (09/23/2012) [-]
>returns the favor

Hey now.
#56 to #40 - KungFuZerO (09/23/2012) [-]
Oh man i feel so dumb right now
I dont get it
#64 to #56 - maximusboy (09/23/2012) [-]
whats the opposite of a girl blowing a man?

and from that you should understand the comment
#70 to #64 - KungFuZerO (09/23/2012) [-]
i know what cunnilingus is
why does "Hey now" get 75 thumbs?
#72 to #70 - maximusboy (09/23/2012) [-]
its something that sort of can only be learned and not taught.
#73 to #72 - KungFuZerO (09/23/2012) [-]
that still doesnt make any sense
why did he say Hey now and why is everyone thumbing it up?
#75 to #73 - maximusboy (09/23/2012) [-]
hey now.
like you sort of did something you shouldnt have
#78 to #75 - KungFuZerO (09/23/2012) [-]
im not completely convinced that you understand this
why would you not return the favor?
i offer every time
#79 to #78 - maximusboy (09/23/2012) [-]
Hey now.
#81 to #79 - KungFuZerO (09/23/2012) [-]
ok well thanks for trying
gonna thumb up all your comments
sorry for wasting your time
#83 to #81 - maximusboy (09/23/2012) [-]
thanks will do the same
#45 to #40 - mandarshian (09/23/2012) [-]
this comment made me laugh more than the content. An extremely earned thumb to you!
this comment made me laugh more than the content. An extremely earned thumb to you!
#43 to #40 - poniesfuckedmeover (09/23/2012) [-]
I'm glad i'm not the only person who noticed that!
User avatar #44 to #43 - ApocalypseKing (09/23/2012) [-]
i too thought i was the only one who noticed
#29 - macjigiddy (09/23/2012) [-]
>where do you you're goin baby?<

I laughed. Then i wtf'd.
User avatar #39 to #29 - AresX (09/23/2012) [-]
He accidentally the verb
User avatar #1 - hellmodd (09/22/2012) [-]
">When do you you're goin baby?"
what.
#2 to #1 - John Cena (09/22/2012) [-]
call my maybe...
User avatar #3 to #2 - pull (09/22/2012) [-]
Hi I just met you
#4 to #3 - John Cena (09/22/2012) [-]
and this is crazy...
#71 to #4 - seniorpoopface (09/23/2012) [-]
But you're both faggots.
******* stop this **** cunt.
#5 to #4 - nissfwa (09/22/2012) [-]
But here's my number
User avatar #10 to #5 - bigblacknegro (09/22/2012) [-]
THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON!!!
User avatar #57 to #10 - nuttymeonetwothree (09/23/2012) [-]
JUST A CITY BOY. BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT. HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING AN-Y-WHEEEEEEERE.
User avatar #122 to #10 - eiaisqzbsesb (09/23/2012) [-]
Your avatar only made this better...
#7 to #5 - John Cena (09/22/2012) [-]
everybody walk the dinosaur
User avatar #6 to #5 - mokeyking (09/22/2012) [-]
So call me maybe
User avatar #8 to #6 - nkflavaflav (09/22/2012) [-]
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-ombo breaker
User avatar #19 - haveagoodone (09/23/2012) [-]
there is a nun on a surf board, are we just going to ignore that?
#86 - bahh (09/23/2012) [-]
>where do you you're goin baby?


Do you even grammar?
User avatar #111 to #86 - dawggz (09/23/2012) [-]
I think most of us read it right without seeing the mistake ^_^
#61 - tallperson (09/23/2012) [-]
They're getting more and more clever with these.
#110 - mirkee (09/23/2012) [-]
"Where do you you're goin baby?" wtf grammar ?

">She starts blowing me"
">Return the favor"

You gave her blowjob, because she is shemale. Problem solved
#120 to #110 - magicoffriendship (09/23/2012) [-]
He accidently the whole thing.
#115 to #110 - John Cena (09/23/2012) [-]
no. oral on her pussy you ******* idiot
#117 to #115 - mirkee (09/23/2012) [-]
oh thank you !
User avatar #62 - FailureToComply (09/23/2012) [-]
The fact that he blew his girlfriend is all well and good, but how the **** is a surfboarding nun at all relevant?
#63 to #62 - sahakid (09/23/2012) [-]
1. "returning the favor" doesn't necessarily mean a blowjob, it's usually used as a way of saying "oral sex for oral sex"
2. 4chan
#66 to #63 - John Cena (09/23/2012) [-]
stand up
User avatar #90 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Blowing a chick..

Got me thinking, has anyone ever tried literally blowing in there? What happens?
#104 to #90 - John Cena (09/23/2012) [-]
If you do it RIGHT it feels great to the girl. If you do it wrong it feels very awkward and you may get stuck with blue balls. (some girls don't like it at all)

Sources:
Experience
User avatar #119 to #90 - trollwaffle ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
dont do it!! it all comes back out but smelling slightly less fresh
#92 to #90 - John Cena (09/23/2012) [-]
Queef man
User avatar #94 to #92 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, but I was just wondering if there's anything more. Thanks though.
#109 to #90 - memescomefromb (09/23/2012) [-]
You can actually cause a girl to have an embolism by blowing into her. It is not a myth, however it is rare.
#91 to #90 - John Cena (09/23/2012) [-]
Rumours abound that if you blow hard enough it can cause a blood vessel to collapse. This is not a good thing. Stick to what works. Rohypnol. Then you dont have to do **** to please her.
User avatar #93 to #91 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Well.. Thanks, anon.
#102 to #90 - shibaba (09/23/2012) [-]
And that's how fat girls are born.
User avatar #113 to #90 - ishalltroll (09/23/2012) [-]
If you inhale helium, then blow it into her she will slowly get more round and lift up to the ceiling.
#145 to #116 - ishalltroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Yeah that's pretty much what happens.
Yeah that's pretty much what happens.
User avatar #67 - uiopuiopfive (09/23/2012) [-]
What do you mean, "Returned the favor"........ slightly suspicious.
User avatar #74 to #67 - slootyslooot (09/23/2012) [-]
He went down on her.
User avatar #69 to #67 - zigzagderpaderp (09/23/2012) [-]
OP is a fag, Nothing out of the ordinary.
#77 to #67 - niggerflip (09/23/2012) [-]
it's op what did you expect.
it's op what did you expect.
#85 to #67 - rtchris (09/23/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#80 - fluttershyfan (09/23/2012) [-]
I ******* raged when i realised. FUUUUUU
#108 - spacedunk (09/23/2012) [-]
Song lyrics...
Song lyrics...
User avatar #134 - fidgetyfoe (09/23/2012) [-]
Ah he screwed it with that last line.
#136 to #134 - John Cena (09/23/2012) [-]
Hey i just met you
#37 - John Cena (09/23/2012) [-]
HEY I JUST MET YOU!!!! :D
#46 to #37 - bezasaursrex (09/23/2012) [-]
No!
#65 to #46 - John Cena (09/23/2012) [-]
. . . Now your just somebody that i used to know. . .
User avatar #112 to #65 - dawggz (09/23/2012) [-]
In a time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
User avatar #138 - gemli (09/23/2012) [-]
**gemli rolls 2,692**
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