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#23 - fizzywizzy
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Defiantly worth the read, thanks :)
Defiantly worth the read, thanks :)
#559 to #23 - mojobringer
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(04/09/2013) [-]
**mojobringer rolls 69** dabz
#560 to #559 - mojobringer
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(04/09/2013) [-]
well, atleast i got a sex position
#565 to #560 - megusters
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Y U DO DIS, Y U DELETE!
#568 to #565 - mojobringer
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Cause I like pancakes
#536 to #23 - megusters
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(04/09/2013) [-]
WHAT MOVIE?
#794 to #536 - baroger
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(04/09/2013) [-]
perks of being a wallflower
#904 to #536 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
The Bling Ring
gandalftheblack
johnzulu
#558 to #536 - mojobringer
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#374 to #23 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
sauce
#757 to #23 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
What movie is that gif from?
#676 to #23 - johnzulu
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Someone please tell me where this gif is from!
#700 to #23 - gandalftheblack
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Source on GIF? PLEASE
#862 to #700 - abcdxyz
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(04/09/2013) [-]
The Bling Ring, it's a movie to come out in June
The Bling Ring, it's a movie to come out in June
#864 to #862 - gandalftheblack
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Thanks

Gonna watch that
#865 to #864 - gandalftheblack
Reply +11
(04/09/2013) [-]
*fap to
#218 to #23 - THISISNOTFUNNY
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(04/09/2013) [-]
"if you put an a in definitely, you're definitely an a-hole"
-matthew innman
#1050 to #218 - anon
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(06/16/2013) [-]
**** you ho
#422 to #23 - jeffbridgesandbros
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Pic Related to Defiantly...
#772 to #422 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#836 to #422 - pringlez
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I don't see a platypus OR a can of Foster's.
#33 to #23 - defiantly
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(04/09/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
#38 to #33 - newmainman
Reply +69
(04/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, I just saw the post about your name today. I'm so sorry you have to constantly deal with this..
#663 to #38 - brenton
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(04/09/2013) [-]
He's not sorry. He gets crazy thumbs for posting the same comment every day.
#816 to #663 - lip ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I didn't get crazy thumbs...


I didn't want the attention for my account... defia.ntly...
#980 to #816 - vatra
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Shush, we don't want any of your lip.
#965 to #33 - wherethawhitewomen
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(04/10/2013) [-]
How in the **** does this have almost 1k thumbs?
How in the **** does this have almost 1k thumbs?
#966 to #965 - generaljosh
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Because reasons
Also, because this
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4526401/Poor+guy/
#967 to #965 - elricmiless **User deleted account**
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#59 to #33 - rageisfunny
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Hahahaha oh God I just saw the content of you, fukken lol'd.

Also very sad for you
#297 to #59 - iknowatoast **User deleted account**
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#317 to #314 - iknowatoast **User deleted account**
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#432 to #33 - silverlance
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Oh my god I shat
Oh my god I shat
#802 to #432 - PadreRasta
Reply +33
(04/09/2013) [-]
Want a bible?
#839 to #802 - pringlez
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#974 to #802 - pwoneill
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#971 to #33 - ttallonn ONLINE
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(04/10/2013) [-]
How in th hell does it have almost 1k thumbs?
How in th hell does it have almost 1k thumbs?
#1000 to #971 - AlbertEinstein
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(04/10/2013) [-]
I've seen comments hit 2k+
#986 to #971 - bangala
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#976 to #971 - Dap
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(04/10/2013) [-]
because the misspelled version of "definitely" happened to be his username
#656 to #33 - NoahIzHere ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I didn't realize why everyone thought this was so funny at first, then it hit me.
#856 to #33 - hypermetaljacob
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(04/09/2013) [-]
i feel like defiantly is more awesome
#243 to #33 - nagafever
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(04/09/2013) [-]
defiantly not
#999 to #33 - areialview
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(04/10/2013) [-]
You need to ahve a medal for all the spelling mistakes you've corrected.


Yes i meant to put ahve to notify ahve
#1019 to #999 - ahve
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(04/10/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "have"...
#139 to #33 - localcatbarber
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I love you.
#973 to #33 - weareboss
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(04/10/2013) [-]
dat user name i get it
#972 to #33 - thisusernameisalie
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(04/10/2013) [-]
I will defiantly spell defintely however I want.
#969 to #33 - seenaman
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#929 to #33 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
He definitely meant "definitely".
#670 to #33 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
No we don't!
#648 to #33 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
and now you are famous
#283 to #33 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I did maths (and failed twice) to thumb you up.
#2 - mikeliterous
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(04/08/2013) [-]
why isn't this a movie
#161 to #2 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
so....
who wants to be scenariowriter?

and we'll need a script
#481 to #2 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
This is what kickstarter is for folks
#868 to #2 - crazehtoast ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I second this.
#276 to #2 - wobbles
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(04/09/2013) [-]
it would be great if 4chan or funnyjunk or anyone else actually filmed it... anyone could be a part of it by making a short video and then all videos would be sent to DJ 4DM1Ns or anyone responsible enough to make a full movie from all these videos. Too bad everyone is lazy as ****

also i don't even have to say which part of the story would /b/ like to make
#514 to #2 - ackrap
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(04/09/2013) [-]
#17 to #2 - supermunchkin
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(04/09/2013) [-]
because the akward **** storm in the beginning wouldn't exactly be loved by critics
#117 to #17 - piketchup
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(04/09/2013) [-]
i would watch the **** out of this movie
#147 to #117 - zaxzwim ONLINE
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(04/09/2013) [-]
ahh haha ha..
#215 to #17 - lightninghedgehog
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(04/09/2013) [-]
ever watch dumb and dumber?
#58 to #17 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Who said? I stayed because of the beginning
#673 to #58 - dontknowme
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(04/09/2013) [-]
me too
#24 - Temari
Reply +469
(04/09/2013) [-]
100/10, would read again!   
   
wow   
   
I was waiting for an "everybody walk the dinosaur" joke, or something.
100/10, would read again!

wow

I was waiting for an "everybody walk the dinosaur" joke, or something.

#615 to #24 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I was expecting everyone to walk the dinosaur when he became reunited with his parents.
#988 to #24 - Leopard
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Can you summarize it for me?
#989 to #988 - Temari
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#991 to #989 - Leopard
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(04/10/2013) [-]
but u felt like reading all that
#992 to #991 - Temari
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(04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah   
   
Reading is faster and easier than typing
Yeah

Reading is faster and easier than typing


#480 to #24 - plox
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(04/09/2013) [-]
This gif always let me blow air out of my nose pretty hard
#723 to #24 - mikaelkid
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Holy ****, I know this is retarded


But when I saw your comment on top, I'm like, "Wait a flying ******* second here, I posted a comment nearly the same." Then I saw yours was 16 hours ago lol

This was mine:

"First thing I've ever read so fully, great story, no ******** ending.

Was expecting some walk the dinosaur or something


1000/10."
#13 - finalkai
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(04/09/2013) [-]
10/10, would read again.
#870 to #13 - spartusee
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Since when do turbo Christians shoot people?
#16 to #13 - baconator
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I'll agree it's 10/10 but that ***** too long to read again.
#96 - rantansoop
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Who else was too busy reading to remember that the photo is a cockatoo on a dildo?
#154 to #96 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Oh ****, it just came to me. I totally forgot.
#476 to #96 - jajathezombie
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(04/09/2013) [-]
I guess every cockatoo likes a cock or two.
#948 to #476 - mrhazzy ONLINE
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(04/10/2013) [-]
#155 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply +246
(04/09/2013) [-]
This is the best goddamn thing I had the pleasure to read. Make this into a 500 page book or a 3 hour move or something like that.
#443 to #155 - abachonk
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(04/09/2013) [-]
A movie would be better than a move anyway
#575 to #443 - ohgodwaitimatheist
Reply +7
(04/09/2013) [-]
Son of a...

OK you won.
#937 to #575 - abachonk
Reply +4
(04/09/2013) [-]
We both win buddy
#21 - thunderpony
Reply +206
(04/09/2013) [-]
9001/10. would read the **** out of that story again, best green text i ever read.
9001/10. would read the **** out of that story again, best green text i ever read.
#4 - andreasl
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Took me almost 20 minutes to read it all, (Yeah i'm a slow reader).


Though it was so worth the read, haha.
#423 to #4 - anon
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I was about to game and I'm still not, half an hour later. But it was worth it in every way. I'm a slow reader and I read multiple paragraphs over and over. Just so I could visualize this story perfectly.
#1021 to #4 - pilotdudeman
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(04/11/2013) [-]
dont worry, it took me 24
#820 to #4 - lolmonade
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(04/09/2013) [-]
40 minutes, i am reallly slow...
#68 - Yojimbo
Reply +159
(04/09/2013) [-]
All that and now he's on 4chan. What went wrong?
#889 to #68 - jackknife
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(04/09/2013) [-]
where do you think he found all the CP?
#674 to #68 - tenmillionbears
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Being on 4chan doesn't mean you can't have an adventurous and successful life
#758 to #674 - joankim
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(04/09/2013) [-]
Can't have had*
#762 to #758 - tenmillionbears
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(04/09/2013) [-]
That was a typo, I swear!
#42 - iliekcereal
Reply +151
(04/09/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ this guy needs to turn this into a book.
#538 to #42 - themurrey
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(04/09/2013) [-]
but then he admits to proxy stringing that stuff to his computer and will go to jail
#467 to #42 - colinnorris
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(04/09/2013) [-]
He would probably just end up wiping his ass with it.