Long post, Worth the read.. Worth the read... why isn't this a movie your skill in Reading has increased by fifty
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User avatar #2 - mikeliterous (04/08/2013) [-]
why isn't this a movie
User avatar #868 to #2 - crazehtoast (04/09/2013) [-]
I second this.
#276 to #2 - wobbles (04/09/2013) [-]
it would be great if 4chan or funnyjunk or anyone else actually filmed it... anyone could be a part of it by making a short video and then all videos would be sent to DJ 4DM1Ns or anyone responsible enough to make a full movie from all these videos. Too bad everyone is lazy as ****

also i don't even have to say which part of the story would /b/ like to make
#481 to #2 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
This is what kickstarter is for folks
#161 to #2 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
so....
who wants to be scenariowriter?

and we'll need a script
#514 to #2 - ackrap (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 to #2 - supermunchkin (04/09/2013) [-]
because the akward **** storm in the beginning wouldn't exactly be loved by critics
User avatar #117 to #17 - piketchup (04/09/2013) [-]
i would watch the **** out of this movie
User avatar #147 to #117 - zaxzwim ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
ahh haha ha..
User avatar #215 to #17 - lightninghedgehog (04/09/2013) [-]
ever watch dumb and dumber?
#58 to #17 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
Who said? I stayed because of the beginning
#673 to #58 - dontknowme (04/09/2013) [-]
me too
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#96 - rantansoop (04/09/2013) [-]
Who else was too busy reading to remember that the photo is a cockatoo on a dildo?
User avatar #154 to #96 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh **** , it just came to me. I totally forgot.
User avatar #476 to #96 - jajathezombie (04/09/2013) [-]
I guess every cockatoo likes a cock or two.
#948 to #476 - mrhazzy ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
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#24 - Temari (04/09/2013) [-]
100/10, would read again!   
   
wow   
   
I was waiting for an "everybody walk the dinosaur" joke, or something.
100/10, would read again!

wow

I was waiting for an "everybody walk the dinosaur" joke, or something.

User avatar #988 to #24 - Leopard (04/10/2013) [-]
Can you summarize it for me?
#989 to #988 - Temari (04/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #991 to #989 - Leopard (04/10/2013) [-]
but u felt like reading all that
#992 to #991 - Temari (04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah   
   
Reading is faster and easier than typing
Yeah

Reading is faster and easier than typing


#480 to #24 - plox (04/09/2013) [-]
This gif always let me blow air out of my nose pretty hard
#615 to #24 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
I was expecting everyone to walk the dinosaur when he became reunited with his parents.
User avatar #723 to #24 - mikaelkid (04/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** , I know this is retarded


But when I saw your comment on top, I'm like, "Wait a flying ******* second here, I posted a comment nearly the same." Then I saw yours was 16 hours ago lol

This was mine:

"First thing I've ever read so fully, great story, no ******** ending.

Was expecting some walk the dinosaur or something


1000/10."
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#13 - finalkai (04/09/2013) [-]
10/10, would read again.
User avatar #870 to #13 - spartusee (04/09/2013) [-]
Since when do turbo Christians shoot people?
User avatar #16 to #13 - baconator (04/09/2013) [-]
I'll agree it's 10/10 but that ***** too long to read again.
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#4 - andreasl (04/08/2013) [-]
Took me almost 20 minutes to read it all, (Yeah i'm a slow reader).


Though it was so worth the read, haha.
User avatar #1021 to #4 - pilotdudeman (04/11/2013) [-]
dont worry, it took me 24
User avatar #820 to #4 - lolmonade (04/09/2013) [-]
40 minutes, i am reallly slow...
#423 to #4 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I was about to game and I'm still not, half an hour later. But it was worth it in every way. I'm a slow reader and I read multiple paragraphs over and over. Just so I could visualize this story perfectly.
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#155 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/09/2013) [-]
This is the best goddamn thing I had the pleasure to read. Make this into a 500 page book or a 3 hour move or something like that.
#443 to #155 - abachonk (04/09/2013) [-]
A movie would be better than a move anyway
User avatar #575 to #443 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/09/2013) [-]
Son of a...

OK you won.
#937 to #575 - abachonk (04/09/2013) [-]
We both win buddy
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User avatar #68 - Yojimbo (04/09/2013) [-]
All that and now he's on 4chan. What went wrong?
User avatar #889 to #68 - jackknife (04/09/2013) [-]
where do you think he found all the CP?
User avatar #674 to #68 - tenmillionbears (04/09/2013) [-]
Being on 4chan doesn't mean you can't have an adventurous and successful life
#758 to #674 - joankim (04/09/2013) [-]
Can't have had*
User avatar #762 to #758 - tenmillionbears (04/09/2013) [-]
That was a typo, I swear!
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User avatar #5 - thelordofbutthurt (04/08/2013) [-]
Damn that would be a good TV show man... or a movie..
#14 to #5 - paradoxpoetic (04/09/2013) [-]
I would watch this over and over.
User avatar #15 to #14 - thelordofbutthurt (04/09/2013) [-]
if it where a show it would have so many fans...
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User avatar #42 - iliekcereal (04/09/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ this guy needs to turn this into a book.
User avatar #538 to #42 - themurrey (04/09/2013) [-]
but then he admits to proxy stringing that stuff to his computer and will go to jail
User avatar #467 to #42 - colinnorris (04/09/2013) [-]
He would probably just end up wiping his ass with it.
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#21 - thunderpony (04/09/2013) [-]
9001/10. would read the 			****		 out of that story again, best green text i ever read.
9001/10. would read the **** out of that story again, best green text i ever read.
#724 - superowned (04/09/2013) [-]
**superowned rolls 00** amazing story. here are your dubs prize.
#101 - cjasper (04/09/2013) [-]
indeed this story must me turned into a movie...
#385 to #101 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
Must me
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#34 - simplelife (04/09/2013) [-]
So worth the read, 			*******		 awesome. 10/10 for sure   
   
This should be made into a movie.
So worth the read, ******* awesome. 10/10 for sure

This should be made into a movie.
#479 - helldog (04/09/2013) [-]
friends face when he saw the bathroom
friends face when he saw the bathroom
User avatar #173 - sirhyden (04/09/2013) [-]
That's fantastic...want it in movie form....
#134 - shithappenz (04/09/2013) [-]
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#446 - abachonk (04/09/2013) [-]
If you are reading my comment random funnyjunkie.

READ THIS **** .

IT IS ACTUALLY WORTH IT

TLDR: Read the story above
#318 - brutalnooodle (04/09/2013) [-]
Worth every minute.
#162 - leuser (04/09/2013) [-]
I WANT THIS IN MOVIE FORM!!!
I WANT THIS IN MOVIE FORM!!!
#168 to #162 - verityxx (04/09/2013) [-]
I AGREE
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#23 - fizzywizzy ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Defiantly worth the read, thanks :)
Defiantly worth the read, thanks :)
User avatar #559 to #23 - mojobringer (04/09/2013) [-]
**mojobringer rolls 69** dabz
User avatar #560 to #559 - mojobringer (04/09/2013) [-]
well, atleast i got a sex position
User avatar #565 to #560 - megusters (04/09/2013) [-]
Y U DO DIS, Y U DELETE!
User avatar #568 to #565 - mojobringer (04/09/2013) [-]
Cause I like pancakes
User avatar #536 to #23 - megusters (04/09/2013) [-]
WHAT MOVIE?
User avatar #794 to #536 - baroger (04/09/2013) [-]
perks of being a wallflower
#904 to #536 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
The Bling Ring
gandalftheblack
johnzulu
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#374 to #23 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
sauce
#676 to #23 - johnzulu (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone please tell me where this gif is from!
User avatar #700 to #23 - gandalftheblack (04/09/2013) [-]
Source on GIF? PLEASE
#862 to #700 - abcdxyz (04/09/2013) [-]
The Bling Ring, it's a movie to come out in June
The Bling Ring, it's a movie to come out in June
User avatar #864 to #862 - gandalftheblack (04/09/2013) [-]
Thanks

Gonna watch that
User avatar #865 to #864 - gandalftheblack (04/09/2013) [-]
*fap to
#757 to #23 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
What movie is that gif from?
User avatar #218 to #23 - THISISNOTFUNNY (04/09/2013) [-]
"if you put an a in definitely, you're definitely an a-hole"
-matthew innman
#1050 to #218 - anon (06/16/2013) [-]
**** you ho
#422 to #23 - jeffbridgesandbros (04/09/2013) [-]
Pic Related to Defiantly...
#772 to #422 - chiktikkavaspaus (04/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #836 to #422 - pringlez ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I don't see a platypus OR a can of Foster's.
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User avatar #33 to #23 - defiantly (04/09/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
#38 to #33 - newmainman (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh god, I just saw the post about your name today. I'm so sorry you have to constantly deal with this..
User avatar #663 to #38 - brenton (04/09/2013) [-]
He's not sorry. He gets crazy thumbs for posting the same comment every day.
User avatar #816 to #663 - lip ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I didn't get crazy thumbs...


I didn't want the attention for my account... defia.ntly...
User avatar #980 to #816 - vatra (04/10/2013) [-]
Shush, we don't want any of your lip.
User avatar #59 to #33 - rageisfunny (04/09/2013) [-]
Hahahaha oh God I just saw the content of you, fukken lol'd.

Also very sad for you
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#283 to #33 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
I did maths (and failed twice) to thumb you up.
#965 to #33 - wherethawhitewomen (04/10/2013) [-]
How in the 			****		 does this have almost 1k thumbs?
How in the **** does this have almost 1k thumbs?
User avatar #966 to #965 - generaljosh (04/10/2013) [-]
Because reasons
Also, because this
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4526401/Poor+guy/
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#656 to #33 - NoahIzHere (04/09/2013) [-]
I didn't realize why everyone thought this was so funny at first, then it hit me.
#432 to #33 - silverlance (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh my god I shat
Oh my god I shat
#802 to #432 - PadreRasta (04/09/2013) [-]
Want a bible?
#974 to #802 - pwoneill (04/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #856 to #33 - hypermetaljacob (04/09/2013) [-]
i feel like defiantly is more awesome
#971 to #33 - ttallonn ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
How in th hell does it have almost 1k thumbs?
How in th hell does it have almost 1k thumbs?
User avatar #976 to #971 - Dap (04/10/2013) [-]
because the misspelled version of "definitely" happened to be his username
User avatar #1000 to #971 - AlbertEinstein (04/10/2013) [-]
I've seen comments hit 2k+
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User avatar #243 to #33 - nagafever (04/09/2013) [-]
defiantly not
User avatar #999 to #33 - areialview (04/10/2013) [-]
You need to ahve a medal for all the spelling mistakes you've corrected.


Yes i meant to put ahve to notify ahve
User avatar #1019 to #999 - ahve (04/10/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "have"...
User avatar #973 to #33 - weareboss (04/10/2013) [-]
dat user name i get it
#670 to #33 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
No we don't!
#648 to #33 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
and now you are famous
User avatar #139 to #33 - localcatbarber (04/09/2013) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #972 to #33 - thisusernameisalie (04/10/2013) [-]
I will defiantly spell defintely however I want.
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#929 to #33 - anon (04/09/2013) [-]
He definitely meant "definitely".
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