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Life, wat u doin with my lemons

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Anonymous "lo/ Iyar:)))? Replies: ::
How bad did I **** up Eb}?
a date with
aging really good
derive backto my place to watch a movie
owe snuggle with a blanket
pstart making out
sshe rubs mythics
met rock hard instantly
3 I blanket off
funzies my pants
I ' belows me
Merst blowjob ever
we good
scum in her mouth, she swallows it all
astards taking her shirt off
jiust in her bra now
rreally nice tits, c cups
Make her bra off and start licking hermits like crazy
tbagin pulling her pants and panties off
sshe' s completely naked now
weep licking hermits
pstart licking downwards, first her stomach then down to her pussy
sparse before i start licking her pussy
oi we melons but i can eat a peach all day
sshe bursts out laughing
mete dresser
cleaves the house while still laughing
sail alone
it to the thought of her tits
most this on /b/
This happened like 2 hours ago, and she won' t pick up her phone. What do?
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Anonymous ) 07: 53: 45
This is bad **** up OP the only way out is anhero
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why the **** would you do that
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#5 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
i dont know what he said wrong that chick should stick with this funny bastard
User avatar #70 to #5 - effort (10/13/2013) [-]
As he loves melons, but he can eat peaches all day, I think she might've took it as an insult, saying she has small boobs.
User avatar #18 to #5 - thenewnuggubler (10/13/2013) [-]
I think the fact that he made her laugh so much just killed the mood, so she left
#24 to #18 - mrbongo (10/13/2013) [-]
in that case he did not **** up at all, shes just a cunt
User avatar #38 to #18 - reinmar (10/13/2013) [-]
You wouldn't believe how often that happens the laughing part
User avatar #39 to #38 - thenewnuggubler (10/13/2013) [-]
How often? It's never happened to me then again I've never been even that close with someone in a relationship
Likely because I've never even had a girlfriend
User avatar #43 to #39 - reinmar (10/13/2013) [-]
I can't shut my mouth even in bed for example I was fingering my girlfriend for the first time and said "wait this isn't my room and who are you", or a week ago, we were having sex and for some reason I started moving my jaw in a circular motion and she started laughing like crazy, and so did I. We were having sex, in a bathroom stall at school, that was unopened and still found a moment to laugh like idiots
I love that woman
User avatar #44 to #43 - reinmar (10/13/2013) [-]
*wasn't locked it's late here
User avatar #120 to #18 - lolollo (10/14/2013) [-]
That just sounds counterproductive as hell.

"I'm sorry, I can't partake in this pleasant activity with you. I'm in too good of a mood."

Seriously, it makes even less sense than having a headache.
#3 - deepfriedchocolate (10/13/2013) [-]
well you still got your face in boobs

it's the small victories
#22 to #3 - RyanJK (10/13/2013) [-]
yeah and ya know, the bowjob.
User avatar #10 to #3 - nigstonarnold (10/13/2013) [-]
C's are a bit of a bigger victory, wouldn't ya say?
#16 - kawai (10/13/2013) [-]
I would give that funny bastard another blowjob just for that joke
I would give that funny bastard another blowjob just for that joke
User avatar #28 to #21 - sinonyx (10/13/2013) [-]
there is such a thing as women on the internet
User avatar #45 to #28 - quadrilateral (10/13/2013) [-]
******** . everyone knows it's only males on the internet.
#114 to #45 - zerokiller (10/14/2013) [-]
The real meaning.
User avatar #116 to #114 - quadrilateral (10/14/2013) [-]
I already know what it actually means, I just felt this was a good time to make a joke.
#105 to #28 - pimpvader (10/14/2013) [-]
This battle will never be won, Internet Rule 29 + 30.
User avatar #27 to #21 - Tafixados (10/13/2013) [-]
*female*
User avatar #12 - supremetaco (10/13/2013) [-]
The old lickeroo
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#81 to #12 - drdisrespect (10/14/2013) [-]
anyone got what that was from
#85 to #81 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
impossible to google something, eh?
#86 to #85 - drdisrespect (10/14/2013) [-]
ya
User avatar #25 to #12 - forcequest (10/13/2013) [-]
I remember that one
User avatar #51 to #12 - jordfozza (10/13/2013) [-]
I scrolled down chuckling from the post, then I saw your comment and lost my **** .
Thumb for you sir.
#77 to #12 - ihateallofyoualot **User deleted account** (10/14/2013) [-]
#4 - nerdowl (10/13/2013) [-]
That is the best one liner about cunnilingus ever.
User avatar #92 to #4 - twofreegerbils (10/14/2013) [-]
There's a hip hop duo called Cunning Linguists, I think they deserve a mention.
User avatar #33 to #4 - xodia (10/13/2013) [-]
I think you're forgetting "The ol' lickaroo"
User avatar #53 to #33 - jacksipian (10/13/2013) [-]
what is that?
User avatar #62 to #56 - jacksipian (10/13/2013) [-]
oh damn, that sucks for that guy
#2 - sedativechunk (10/13/2013) [-]
... the guy still got a blow job and she swallowed, how is that a **** up?
#15 to #2 - anon (10/13/2013) [-]
I FIGURED SHE WAS LIKE **** IT IVE ALLREADY MADE HIM CUM AND HE JUST MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I CAME IM GOOD. EASY BREH BREH3
#26 - timetostopposting (10/13/2013) [-]
Sould've given her the old lickaroo.
User avatar #37 to #26 - krisaeron (10/13/2013) [-]
Oh god I read that and laughed so hard that my roommate stared at me like I was retarded or something. A thumb for you.
#1 - sybo ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Hyuk hyuk hyuk
#9 to #1 - arreatface (10/13/2013) [-]
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#47 - jokersaysamuseme (10/13/2013) [-]
You made her laugh and she left?

That bitch.
User avatar #65 to #47 - Leopard (10/13/2013) [-]
She laughed, but it killed the mood.
#17 - PlagueDoctor (10/13/2013) [-]
What a dull girl
What a dull girl
#58 - LewdFlapjack (10/13/2013) [-]
What a cunning linguist.
#104 to #58 - whatamidoingwithme (10/14/2013) [-]
Man you really deserve more thumbs.
#75 - dickticklerluv (10/14/2013) [-]
It's not always easy being the funny man
It's not always easy being the funny man
#83 to #75 - tihok ONLINE (10/14/2013) [-]
true dat
User avatar #54 - swimmingprodigy (10/13/2013) [-]
Still not as bad as "the ol' lickaroo"
#50 - mastersaturday (10/13/2013) [-]
That was actually pretty clever. I say OP was on top of things but the woman was just being a bitch.
#7 - erpetrich (10/13/2013) [-]
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#60 to #57 - LewdFlapjack (10/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for the new skype pic.
User avatar #41 - leafonthewind (10/13/2013) [-]
well you got a blowjob, I guess you still came out ahead
#71 - jamesisawesome (10/14/2013) [-]
As funny as this was, it was a pretty bad line.
As funny as this was, it was a pretty bad line.
#80 - iamphoenix (10/14/2013) [-]
Shoulda just gave her the lickaroo.
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