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Lemon Jizzle Cake

Lemon Jizzle Cake. Sorry if this has been posted recently. File: , 256x320, 1381693840034, jpg) E H Ill in cooking class asit next to this faggot Makes it serio

Sorry if this has been posted recently

File: , 256x320, 1381693840034, jpg) E H
Ill
in cooking class
asit next to this faggot
Makes it seriously, wears a ******* chef' s hat to class
ewe get put in pairs and the assignment is to make a lemon drizzle cake
******** hate lemon drizzle cake
ewe have to bring eer ewn ingredients, not sure how it works in murrica
kl have to bring lemon sauce
in lemon sauce because I hate the faggot and it would be funny
gguy is like ******* garden
mmakes the most perfect looking lemon drizzle cake with my cum/ lemon sauce
astards offering it to class/ teachers
most of my class ate my cum
we got an A
faggot told me his grandma who was dying of cancer loved the cake
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#2 - Kirbyman (05/31/2014) [-]
The secret to great tasting food is to always to put a little bit of yourself into everything you make
The secret to great tasting food is to always to put a little bit of yourself into everything you make
#83 to #2 - paneely (06/01/2014) [-]
10/10 comment.
#131 to #2 - anon (06/01/2014) [-]
I CANT
I CANT
#20 to #2 - pandaonaveranda (05/31/2014) [-]
The secret to great tasting food is to always put a little bit of someone else into everything you make
The secret to great tasting food is to always put a little bit of someone else into everything you make
#9 to #2 - FattyMcDoogle ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 to #2 - schwerdaddy (05/31/2014) [-]
I decided to make this.
I decided to make this.
#18 to #3 - anon (05/31/2014) [-]
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#36 to #18 - reekballs (05/31/2014) [-]
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#14 - vissova (05/31/2014) [-]
Kind of short but similar to that story.
>cooking class
>I'm in a special needs program
>have autism that makes it difficult to understand some instructions, other
than that I'm normal
>still have to be in a class of complete idiots though
>always paired up with the most retarded kids
>Entire hour and a half can be summed up:
>tard spends four minutes trying to open a plastic container by hitting
it with the handle of a butter knife.

Thanks school. I'm definitely prepared for my future.
User avatar #213 to #14 - mexicandudeinsd (06/07/2014) [-]
souperior , here*
and yep comments section c;
#21 to #14 - tyroneisanigger (05/31/2014) [-]
Related.

Tapping a jar with a butter knife can make it easier to open (like a pickle jar for example).
It seems like a lot of people on here have Aspergers does it not?
#138 to #21 - swaginthebag (06/01/2014) [-]
can I join in
#154 to #138 - tyroneisanigger (06/01/2014) [-]
Can you join what?
#210 to #154 - tyroneisanigger (06/01/2014) [-]
No, the orgy is exclusive.

Purchase a $600 membership pass with graduating an Ivy league college with a GPA of 3.8 or higher and must have been involved in the student body association in college.

User avatar #200 to #154 - swaginthebag (06/01/2014) [-]
this orgy
User avatar #22 to #21 - vissova (05/31/2014) [-]
No, I mean he had the container on its side, hitting it with the knife. Barely even making a dent.
#23 to #22 - tyroneisanigger (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh. Unrelated question here.

It sounds unusual that your entire class was tards, especially if you have Aspergers (a high functioning disorder). Was there any other normal students in there, or just tards?
Because usually people with Aspergers can be put into the regular curriculum with the other students. It was that way with me anyways.
User avatar #26 to #23 - vissova (05/31/2014) [-]
I was kind of exaggerating the situation for the sake of being funny.
The class was mostly just normal kids. I was always paired up with three or four kids with serious to not-so-serious mental issues.
Almost every class I'd go to, though, there would be at least two tards I'd be paired up with. Most of the time it would go okay, to be honest.
User avatar #51 to #26 - mrsexmuffins (05/31/2014) [-]
At least you're honest
User avatar #137 to #26 - swaginthebag (06/01/2014) [-]
Sounds like Payload race on Team Fortress 2 dude.
User avatar #142 to #137 - vissova (06/01/2014) [-]
Pretty much yeah
User avatar #58 to #14 - mexicandudeinsd (05/31/2014) [-]
youre a tard hahaha
User avatar #60 to #58 - vissova (05/31/2014) [-]
woah rude
User avatar #62 to #60 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
thats how i am brah
User avatar #64 to #62 - vissova (06/01/2014) [-]
I don't appreciate your disrespectful ways, fellow human
User avatar #65 to #64 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
im sorry mate
User avatar #69 to #65 - vissova (06/01/2014) [-]
It's okay baby. Let's not fight anymore~
User avatar #73 to #69 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
nohomotho
User avatar #72 to #69 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
:3 i would never fight with you babe
User avatar #78 to #72 - vissova (06/01/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #81 to #78 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
<3 FULL HOMO THEN
User avatar #82 to #81 - vissova (06/01/2014) [-]
Mmmnn kiss me you sexy faggot~
User avatar #84 to #82 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
*kisses you on the lips* how youlike that faggot
User avatar #86 to #84 - vissova (06/01/2014) [-]
*a moan of pleasure escapes my quivering lips* das gud
User avatar #150 to #86 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
*reaches down to feel your friend waking up* someones happy
User avatar #156 to #150 - vissova (06/01/2014) [-]
Mm~ Whenever I see you I am <3
User avatar #157 to #156 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
what a coincidence, i also get happy when youre near <3
User avatar #158 to #157 - vissova (06/01/2014) [-]
Oh~
Why don't you show me your friend and we can get to know eachother
User avatar #159 to #158 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
well take him out of my pants mate , cause hes ready to party
are u really gay? o.o
User avatar #160 to #159 - vissova (06/01/2014) [-]
ya I'm bi
User avatar #163 to #160 - mexicandudeinsd (06/01/2014) [-]
um i guess im bicurious... hehe :3
#212 to #163 - souperior ONLINE (06/06/2014) [-]
And hear I present to you,

THE COMMENT SECTION!
#215 to #64 - billywonka ONLINE (08/13/2014) [-]
"fellow human"
#12 - kundotron (05/31/2014) [-]
at least faggots grandma had chance to taste cum for the last time
User avatar #107 to #12 - davidavidson (06/01/2014) [-]
Wow, I shouldn't be laughing right now.
User avatar #170 to #12 - mrpotatofudge (06/01/2014) [-]
I made that picture
yay people think im cool
#91 to #12 - toohntown ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
with the amount of experience she most likely has had she probably knew
#185 to #91 - badmonkey ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
HFW she thinks it's faggot's
#92 - xcoreyx (06/01/2014) [-]
But the guy did nothing to deserve it. Usually stories like these are some kind of revenge, but this OP is just an enormous douchebag if you ask me
User avatar #134 to #92 - thempc (06/01/2014) [-]
>inspecting the morals of a /b/ user
>assuming a /b/ story is true
> *************************** .jpg
#186 to #134 - cabbagemayhem (06/01/2014) [-]
While /b/ has always made fun of moralfags and been acclaimed to have no conscience, in my experience that was just a front to separate themselves from 99% of the internet who support destructive ideals in the name of the social moral standard of the day. However, they never hesitated to bring justice where justice was due. The more cancer filters in, diluting the culture, the more it looks like what outsiders always thought it was. That's my point of view.
#176 to #92 - lebrew (06/01/2014) [-]
Yes, OP is a huge douchebag who hates people for being passionate about things he is not as interested in. Frankly i believe there is a special place in hell reserved for such people.
#13 - pappathethird (05/31/2014) [-]
When life gives you lemons. Make Jizz-cake
When life gives you lemons. Make Jizz-cake
#27 - djeoo (05/31/2014) [-]
**djeoo rolled image** mfw lemon jizzle cake
#116 - dalekemporer (06/01/2014) [-]
THIS LEMON SAUCE COULDN'T BE MORE SALTY IF YOU THREW IT INTO A UTAH SALT FLAT!
#125 to #116 - pridefulmatthew (06/01/2014) [-]
Someone wasn't eating enough Pineapple.
User avatar #133 to #125 - thempc (06/01/2014) [-]
thank you for making that reference
#151 to #133 - pridefulmatthew (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm gay, it is my job to talk about cum taste.
User avatar #118 to #116 - utah (06/01/2014) [-]
Please don't do that
#180 to #149 - JackThePornKing (06/01/2014) [-]
**JackThePornKing rolled image**
#16 - abnormalgames (05/31/2014) [-]
**abnormalgames rolled image** His grandma's face when
#57 to #16 - andreweasley (05/31/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled image**
User avatar #17 to #16 - abnormalgames (05/31/2014) [-]
wtf have i done
#25 to #17 - butterduck (05/31/2014) [-]
YOU MESSED WITH THE ORDER
YOU MESSED WITH THE ORDER
#31 - benevolentpsycho (05/31/2014) [-]
Imagine his partner finds out about the lemon party cake
Imagine his partner finds out about the lemon party cake
#155 - diddlydiddly (06/01/2014) [-]
You bastard
User avatar #80 - NotFuni (06/01/2014) [-]
Do people really do this? Jizz in food and feed it to people??? Please tell me these stories are all lies...
#103 to #80 - anon (06/01/2014) [-]
Nope, it happens OFTEN.

I can actually show you pictures of someone doing it too if you really want.
User avatar #106 to #103 - NotFuni (06/01/2014) [-]
show me... im in too deep to back out now
#121 to #80 - anon (06/01/2014) [-]
I've actually done that, but, that's because I get turned on by people unknowingly eating my jizz.
User avatar #124 to #121 - stonetomcat (06/01/2014) [-]
Anon...
There's sharing, and there's TMI.
#85 to #80 - aslypancake (06/01/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Internet.
#41 - Orc (05/31/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** MFW eating jizz
**Orc rolled image** MFW eating jizz
User avatar #50 - dildodude (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh I think I know that guy
Paul 'Fotie' Photenhauer makes a Macho Mojito
User avatar #56 to #50 - chasboh (05/31/2014) [-]
what the ****
#127 to #4 - hellsjester (06/01/2014) [-]
what made you think that. the fact that it is a green text or that your a faggot.
User avatar #5 to #4 - majormayor (05/31/2014) [-]
For what purpose was this picture made?
#30 to #5 - dross (05/31/2014) [-]
One of these.
User avatar #38 to #30 - mondominiman (05/31/2014) [-]
I think it was a parody on those
User avatar #67 to #38 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
See below.
User avatar #34 to #30 - majormayor (05/31/2014) [-]
It's pointless man.
#8 to #5 - anon (05/31/2014) [-]
Faggotry.
#63 to #5 - unlucki ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
Implying you need a reason to make something on the internet
User avatar #66 to #63 - majormayor (06/01/2014) [-]
Given the kind of image it is, it is what the meme itself was mocking in the first place.
#148 - delphine (06/01/2014) [-]
Not in the lemon cakes!
Not in the lemon cakes!
#87 - popnotes (06/01/2014) [-]
Lemon drizzle cake is ******* amazing.
#120 to #87 - anon (06/01/2014) [-]
What other types of cake do you like?
#193 - jimmynutz (06/01/2014) [-]
Just saying folks,   
   
			*******		 with people's food is not cool.  Unless you intend to poison them for a more stern form of revenge, do something less cowardly and disgusting.  If I ever caught someone 			*******		 around with my food, like some punk hocking a loogie in my burger I would ensure he got an ambulance ride to the hospital.
Just saying folks,

******* with people's food is not cool. Unless you intend to poison them for a more stern form of revenge, do something less cowardly and disgusting. If I ever caught someone ******* around with my food, like some punk hocking a loogie in my burger I would ensure he got an ambulance ride to the hospital.
#201 to #193 - anon (06/01/2014) [-]
k
#174 - royalepain (06/01/2014) [-]
**royalepain rolled image** what im guilty of
#183 to #174 - fizzah ONLINE (06/01/2014) [-]
That. Is. Genius.
That. Is. Genius.
User avatar #175 to #174 - royalepain (06/01/2014) [-]
oh god no, I have made a terrible mistake
#195 to #175 - atomicman (06/01/2014) [-]
Well you said you're guilty of the terrible roll. So idk you did well to me
Well you said you're guilty of the terrible roll. So idk you did well to me
#177 to #175 - JackThePornKing (06/01/2014) [-]
**JackThePornKing rolled image** what I'm guilty of
User avatar #178 to #177 - JackThePornKing (06/01/2014) [-]
oh god no, another terrible mistake indeed...
User avatar #192 - atomicman (06/01/2014) [-]
These 4chan stories are always like

My friend is a faggot and he was eating his bread. And I took it from him put my wiener in it and ejaculate. Gave it back I say 'is mayo lol'. He ate he say very tasty lol. Oh and I went to the toilet and **** all over it.THE END
#214 to #192 - shogg (06/19/2014) [-]
spaghetti
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