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User avatar #248 - elitetroll (06/25/2012) [-]
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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#265 to #248 - kentheman (06/25/2012) [-]
Stop Right There Criminal Scum,
My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it's fun stealing shopkeepers' property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don't be sneaking. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I'm pretty much max level. I am a Master in Athletics and an Expert in Acrobatics. What professions do you have, other than "commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves"? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; **** was SO gold). You are all criminals who should just resist arrest.

Pic Related: It's me apprehending a criminal.
User avatar #266 to #265 - elitetroll (06/25/2012) [-]
this is amazing
#264 to #248 - bigsaltyballs (06/25/2012) [-]
'john' irl
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#258 to #248 - blakeh (06/25/2012) [-]
haha. your gay.
#257 to #248 - insanepain (06/25/2012) [-]
I'm 26 years old, I'm one of the most successful carpenters in Queensland (Australia)
I own and live in a house that has a worth of 3 million Australian dollars.
I'm currently being contracted to build a house that has a worth of 2.5 million.
I live in a country full of kind, generous people (with dick heads scattered throughout)
I am dating a woman who loves me for who i am, is attractive, funny and independent.
I had my fair share of family issues, every success I've earned, was done by me and me alone.
I'm strong, slim and happy with myself physically and mentally.


I made myself who i am today, and I graduated high school with a straight C report card... I only played Rugby as a hobby, never been in a team before in my life.

My life is exactly where i want it to be. Yet i enjoy to sit down at my PC and go on FunnyJunk from time to time and have a laugh...

So explain what I am you silly little child... I've been on Funny Junk since it was in it's gold and green years.

You sir, have quite indeed been "Pwnt"
#253 to #248 - Snailrunner (06/25/2012) [-]
I've attached a picture of **** , and also a picture of cash cash. It clearly proves your statement " **** was so cash" invalid. You, sir, are a dubass
#252 to #248 - shitmogul (06/25/2012) [-]
You think you're tough ehh? Well my penis 4 INCHES
User avatar #256 to #252 - elitetroll (06/25/2012) [-]
oh yeah? ill have you know i stubbed my toe watering my spice garden and i only cried for 20 minutes
#255 to #252 - spacetequila (06/25/2012) [-]
I hear you can get mad thumbs for a copypasta...oh wait.
User avatar #251 to #248 - tonyredgrave (06/25/2012) [-]
I remember this from WAAAAAAAY back haha.
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