Karma. Isn't she Awesome?. Cl Anonymous (( leled) 15: 47 chalking down the street, stop to tie shoelace walks past, almost knocks me over with one of her orbiti
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Karma. Isn't she Awesome?. Cl Anonymous (( leled) 15: 47 chalking down the street, stop to tie shoelace walks past, almost knocks me over with one of her orbiti

Isn't she Awesome?

Cl Anonymous (( leled) 15: 47
chalking down the street, stop to tie shoelace
walks past, almost knocks me over with one of her orbiting racoons/
v" hey watch where you are ******* going"
waives me the finger
llittle further on hambeast trips over the curb
to get up
Hooks desperately at me as i overtake. asks me to help her up
ggive hertha finger and stroll past at a leisurely pace
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Submitted: 04/05/2012
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#94 - anon (04/06/2012) [-]
>be 19yo fat anon dating 17yo fat girl
>have ****** job, spend all money on fat girl to keep her happy
>fat girl refuses to **** me because i am fat, when i suggest she works out with me so it can be fun she tells me she is not fat she is curvy
>christmas day at her family's place, get on knee and propose to her, she agrees, feelsgoodman
>later that night get txt message from her while at work saying she is leaving me because i am too fat
>get upset and feel **** so quit job, work out lots, get better job
>few months later at work again and called at 2.00am by ex, turns out she had been dating dude who she cheated on me with pushed her out of the car after ******* her and left her naked in a sketchy area with her phone to call someone who cares
>MFW fat slut thought that someone was me
User avatar #96 to #94 - mcshmeggy (04/06/2012) [-]
my hero :3
User avatar #102 to #94 - kimiz (04/06/2012) [-]
that is ******* hilarious my friend
+9
#159 to #94 - MaidenMacabre **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#104 to #94 - alioni ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
give him a ******* medal.
#121 to #104 - zonicoi (04/06/2012) [-]
Here you go :P
#156 to #104 - epiknarwhalz (04/06/2012) [-]
I just responded to the original poster, but here ya go..
I just responded to the original poster, but here ya go..
User avatar #122 to #94 - barpmeep (04/06/2012) [-]
you win THIS time anon...
#74 - arturok (04/06/2012) [-]
>Walking Down the street
>Pretty woman
>The kind i like to meet
>Pretty woman
#14 - rugbyboysam (04/06/2012) [-]
>Win money in fight
>Owner won't pay
>PISSED
>Thief steals his money
>Karma bitch, let him pass
>Uncle been shot
>Upset, catch killer
>Same guy as thief
>MFW
#188 to #14 - toastableduckling (04/06/2012) [-]
>Me and nephew get into argument
>He storms out of car
>Begin to drive home
>Carjacker tries to break into my car
"NOT TODAY PAL!"
>He shoots me and I die
MFW

#17 to #14 - connorjay (04/06/2012) [-]
>My dad is the Green Goblin   
>Spiderman kills my dad   
>Turns out my best friend is Spiderman   
>MFW
>My dad is the Green Goblin
>Spiderman kills my dad
>Turns out my best friend is Spiderman
>MFW

#138 - dubinator (04/06/2012) [-]
>Out with friends    
>Jokingly tell them I'm looking for someone for prom   
>Landwhale of the group goes all flirty on me   
>She has always called everyone else fat and ugly for years   
>Laughs and tells her "I said prom, not a buffet"   
>Mfw
>Out with friends
>Jokingly tell them I'm looking for someone for prom
>Landwhale of the group goes all flirty on me
>She has always called everyone else fat and ugly for years
>Laughs and tells her "I said prom, not a buffet"
>Mfw
#187 to #138 - lolzordz (04/06/2012) [-]
burnn !
burnn !
#198 to #138 - anon (04/06/2012) [-]
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#160 to #138 - yourdadsfriend (04/06/2012) [-]
I loled    
   
Thought you'd like to know :D
I loled

Thought you'd like to know :D
#218 to #160 - dubinator (04/06/2012) [-]
Yes I would like to know.
Yes I would like to know.
#27 - zeldaforever (04/06/2012) [-]
is it me or are really fat girls the meanest people you will ever meet.
is it me or are really fat girls the meanest people you will ever meet.
#29 to #27 - beefynugglet (04/06/2012) [-]
Yeah, they are. It feels like they expect you to hand them everything on a silver platter because they have a "disability". **** that makes me mad just thinking about it. I wanna go find one and push her down a hill now. BRB
User avatar #32 to #27 - jigglepuff (04/06/2012) [-]
There are 2 fat people in this world

the really jolly ones and the complete arseholes
User avatar #37 to #32 - Edrosty (04/06/2012) [-]
I'm 6'0" and 230lbs. Not necessarily a whale, but I'm still fat. I enjoy life, go out ride my bike all the time, hang with friends. I used to be self-conscious about my weight, but then I said " **** it, if people don't like my weight, that's too damn bad". Since then, I'm probably one of the jolliest people you'd ever come across. I'm enjoy a good laugh with friends, and I made it a goal at the beginning of the school year to make at least 3 people to laugh in school PER DAY. So far, I've done a damn good job at keeping that goal :D

TL:DR- I'm a jolly fat man, and I enjoy it ^.^
#53 to #37 - retributionthepimp (04/06/2012) [-]
Santa...is that you?
User avatar #105 to #53 - Edrosty (04/06/2012) [-]
Your comment just made my day.
User avatar #39 to #37 - jigglepuff (04/06/2012) [-]
good for you bro
+2
#56 to #37 - locustspawn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#124 to #37 - turtlewithashotgun (04/06/2012) [-]
I swear, i have a best friend just like you.   
but he doesn't go on fj.
I swear, i have a best friend just like you.
but he doesn't go on fj.
User avatar #125 to #124 - Edrosty (04/06/2012) [-]
Maybe he IS ME.

DUN DUN DUN.
What state in the US does he live in?
#129 to #125 - turtlewithashotgun (04/06/2012) [-]
I'm in Canada.
I'm in Canada.
User avatar #130 to #129 - Edrosty (04/06/2012) [-]
I'm in Michigan, I'm not too far most likely :P I live a 15 minute drive from Detroit.
User avatar #58 to #32 - goochmaster (04/06/2012) [-]
Good thing i'm the jolly one. I'm only an asshole to those that are assholes to me.
#108 to #32 - iamcraig (04/06/2012) [-]
I like to consider myself in the former category
#175 to #111 - kouzan (04/06/2012) [-]
**kouzan rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at old T ** Here's a picture that Peter cherishes.
#16 - skuser (04/06/2012) [-]
Well done bro.
#128 - xsap (04/06/2012) [-]
#69 - kaisergodzilla (04/06/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this.
Reminded me of this.
User avatar #31 - mrfourtysevenman (04/06/2012) [-]
>walk down the street
>see black kid on a bike.
>it looks like my bike that was stolen
>say HEY THATS MY BIKE GIVE IT BACK
>he goes oh **** sorry just dont call the cops
>gives me the bike.
>ride away
>wait, my bike wasn't a schwinn.....
i just got a free stolen bike. stereotypes FTW
#46 to #31 - anon (04/06/2012) [-]
Well the back DID steal a bike
#227 - anon (04/06/2012) [-]
how she fell
how she fell
#136 - wifflewaffle (04/06/2012) [-]
Here is an artist's rendition of the landwhale
#60 - goochmaster (04/06/2012) [-]
mfw I'm fat, and see fat people try to claim being fat as a disability
mfw I'm fat, and see fat people try to claim being fat as a disability
#254 to #60 - anon (04/06/2012) [-]
It can be a disability. With labels telling you fat free but not sugar free, a ******* of older people are overweight and can't fathom why diets don't work for them.

There's rarely an excuse for younger people though, because of our fast metabolisms and ability to exercise all day if we wanted to.
User avatar #64 to #60 - Marker (04/06/2012) [-]
It can be, but it's not for most of the people who claim it is.
User avatar #66 to #64 - goochmaster (04/06/2012) [-]
I can see if they have weight issues due to a disease/disorder like I do (thyroid). but I don't parade around saying I need special care/attention because of it.
User avatar #70 to #66 - Marker (04/06/2012) [-]
Exactly what I was saying. The people who have weight issues due to a disorder, like yourself as you claim, don't treat everyone else like they should feel pity. The people who do do that are the ones who can easily control their weight problem simply by going on a diet.
User avatar #76 to #60 - highaspinkiepie (04/06/2012) [-]
In some cases it is, my friend's uncle is allergic to his diabeetus medication and it makes his stomach swell to a huge size, and he was born with a muscle deficiency in his hands that makes them next to useless.
User avatar #79 to #76 - goochmaster (04/06/2012) [-]
But, see, that's not being FAT though. That's having a legitimate disability.
User avatar #80 to #79 - highaspinkiepie (04/06/2012) [-]
Well, he is fat

It's just that he can't do anything about it because of his swollen stomach and useless hands
User avatar #61 to #60 - megamanfan (04/06/2012) [-]
well technically it is, but it's one you can control
#75 - finacious (04/06/2012) [-]
>orbiting moons/extremities

******* lost it
#23 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (04/06/2012) [-]
KARMA POLIIIIICE! ARREST THIIIIS GIIIIIRL!
#230 - tailsx (04/06/2012) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Just like new **
#186 - toastableduckling (04/06/2012) [-]
Then you look back and realize she got ran over by a car.
#216 to #186 - anon (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh god, was the driver ok?
#196 to #186 - VexedSpartan (04/06/2012) [-]
Impossible, the landwhale would have absorbed anything that touched it.
#221 to #196 - pineappletime (04/06/2012) [-]
that picture made me laugh really hard and I have a sore throat, thanks a lot
that picture made me laugh really hard and I have a sore throat, thanks a lot
#51 - huckimfigh (04/06/2012) [-]
I would have taken the high road and helped her up...



Then I would have pushed her back down and given her the finger.
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